Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Only Amber would watch lesbos on tiktok breathing all over and each other and think "OMG TWOO WUV!!! "

My Gorlfren, Wipeeee, might be willing to put up with GarlicbreathLynn's deathfat wheezing long enough to mouth slave songs against Amber's dainty lips as part of her lovebombing grift, but how long will she be able to cope with having to attend to ImmobileLynn's *EVERY* need all day, every day?

 

[TC-P]

Only Amber would watch lesbos on tiktok breathing all over and each other and think "OMG TWOO WUV!!! "

My Gorlfren, Wipeeee, might be willing to put up with GarlicbreathLynn's deathfat wheezing long enough to mouth slave songs against Amber's dainty lips as part of her lovebombing grift, but how long will she be able to cope with having to attend to ImmobileLynn's *EVERY* need all day, every day?

Fuck you!!! I had a little throw-up in my mouth.

 

[Xenomorph]

YAS QWEEN WERK IT

 

[low sodium]

truth about my injury, ranting about hate, & I'm a 500lb inspiration! | part 3​

Aug 29, 2022

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Welcome back gorls from our brief hiatus due in part to the ongoing troon-ops surrounding Keffals and Redditards; Amberlynn is still FAT. (and I would not have sex with her.)

She's milking this injury dry, exaggerating her stories, and trying to "punish" her audience for being haydurs. Cuntynn will keep mentioning muh ankle, using it as justification in similar fashion to the famous 89 elbeez. Wipey is in for a rude awakening for what's to come this winter now that Amber is in regression.

 

[M.T. Graves]

A 500 pound inspiration for people to shower and eat a balanced diet, I absolutely agree Hambo.

 

[dacwcman68]

I'm disappointed to report that in the time KF was down ALR did not in fact repair her sprained ankle, lose 350 pounds and become an award winning novelist. Maybe next time.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

"I took the duct tape off, I took the fucking things off my hands and I opened that motherfucking cage!"

There's nothing stopping this behemoth from finding a job outside of YouTube, disconnecting and bettering herself both mentally and physically but in true lolcow fashion, Fat Amber doesn't want to. She needs the attention.

The only reason anyone even knows this obese cunt exists is because she uploads her entire boring, sad and miserable life on the internet for all to see then gets big mad when people don't think she's Mother Theresa.

Now she's of the mind that since "thousands of people have been mean to her for YEARS" she's going to free herself . What does that mean? Oh she's just going to be more of a cunt under the guise of being pushed into behaving this way. It's all our fault guys. It's our fault she doesn't like sharing her poetry, it's our fault she doesn't do Expert Legos anymore, it's our fault she doesn't learn those TikTok dances which she enjoyed SO much.

Good to see she is taking more and more accountability for herself and her situation.

A 500 pound inspiration for people to shower and eat a balanced diet, I absolutely agree Hambo.

She 100% wrote that final question/comment. No doubts.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Welcome back gorls from our breif hiatus due in part to the ongoing troon ops surrounding Keffals and redditards; Amberlynn is still FAT. (and I would not have sex with her.)

She's milking this injury dry, exaggerating her stories, and trying to "punish" her audience for being haydurs. Cuntynn will keep mentioning muh ankle, using it as justification in similar fashion to the famous 89 elbeez. Wipey is in for a rude awakening for what's to come this winter now that Amber is in regression.

She was so absolutely annoying in that video, I couldn’t watch it. Her story still makes no sense. Why did Jade text “where are you?” She knew damn well where she was according to an earlier story. We’re not talking about a child who got lost in the woods on the way back to grandma’s house.

I finally clicked off when she started complaining that people think she can’t do anything for herself. Yeah, that’s because you can’t.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

30 minutes of bitching and complaining. It’s her audience’s fault that she has shitty childish hobbies that we don’t care to see. Gives another version of events for the fall - the “curb” was stepping off the edge of the sidewalk down 1 inch into the grass. Fell on her left shin - so just a stumble rather than sprawling out on the lawn. It’s a shame, as this was the mental image I had for the fall:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2x_wQ9gEtzg

My favourite part of the video: the transcript of the messages between Amber and Jade:
Amber: I think I broke my ankle.
Jade: Where are you?
Amber: On the ground

Also, this is weird. We know Amber gave up on walking and building up to a mile with her stamina - she tires before a quarter mile, and is totally gased at half a mile. Jade was walking with her and would meet in the middle (probably 1 mile total or less). How did Jade not know where she was? How does Amber shuffle home on a sprained ankle before Jade could catch up?

My suspicion was that Jade was out somewhere and Amber had to get home herself and wait for her return - but that won’t fit the narrative that Becky = neglectful And Jade is her hero. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s also embellishing the MULTIPLE SEVERELY TORN LIGAMENTS in retaliation against Jade for that.

PS: that’s not called being an inspiration; you’re describing a warning beacon.

 

[Trees]

Oh my gosh hi everyone, how are you doeen?

You know what's crazy is that the more Amber tries to prove she's telling the truth the more I believe she's lying. All her screenshots and pictures and phone records from the night she fell felt so over the top that even though I really think the fall happened more or less the way she said it did, part of me goes, "alright, what's your angle here?" Amber's totally right - there's nothing she can say or do to make people believe what she's saying.

... which is a natural consequence of living life in a way that requires multiple hours of Youtube confessionals about all the lies you've been telling lately, ranging from fucking pointlessly stupid to unforgivably devastating. Amber does not realize that her reputation is ruined for life and it's all her fault. If you polled a crowd on their least favorite kind of person, I'm pretty sure 'liar' would get named more often than 'thief, rapist,' or 'murderer'. The song and dance about being a different person she does every few years is a waste of time. Losing weight would be a waste of time. Seeing a therapist, medication, journaleen, and whatever else Amber claims she's doing for her mentals. There's nothing she can do to make up for spending nine years (and counting) a documented liar on Youtube.

Love that for her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hello, fellow assholes. I missed you desperately!

Alas, the Farms got swallowed up as I was doing the recap of her part 2, so that was lost. However, because I had things to say to rebut the bullshit she was dropping in that video, so I'm going to redo it, followed by the even more enraging (apparently, based on comments I've read - haven't watched any reaction channels on it) part 3. I'm about to sign of for tonight, as there are some medical things going on tomorrow that involve getting up at a truly ungodly hour just to be at the hospital an hour fucking early to fuck off and wait for the procedure WITHOUT COFFEE, I MIGHT ADD, so they'll have to wait until tomorrow.

What I will say is that if you haven't ha the chance, pop over to her community types on this book "discussion" thing she's started that is not an actual discussion involving her, because she jst drops a comment and then a question and vamooses. Comedy gold! Especially when she rips off other commenters and what they've said, and puts that in her next post as if it's her saying it. PlagiarizingLynn is what she is.

Oh, she has told us this story. She was trying to impress the kids in her neighborhood, so she put on her mother’s high heels and went on a bicycle ride. Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let us down!

Spoiler alert: Fat Fancy let everyone down and broke her ankle.

Ah.Unlike LiarLynn, I always adress things I've said that are in error. I never saw this broken ankle thing (or blotted it out of my memory), and I therefore stand corrected. I apologize for that statement and hereby withdraw that specific portion of it.

Hey, did Giverlynn ever provide receipts on her latest round of charity or did she just say they dropped them off in a Q&A or something

Just noted it in passing. Didn't showanything, not even the ride in the car o how grateful the shelter was for her "perfect" donation.

 

[a dinosaur]

A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

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Fat bitch.

 

[M.T. Graves]

Couldn’t keep up the charade that you read like 20 books a month, eh big brain? Too lazy to even read now. Amazing.

 

[Trees]

What is the scientific difference between a book club and a read along?

I can only imagine that by this she means that Jade has been reading the book out loud while Amber follows along with her finger. If you are looking for a conversation on any level deeper than that, you're in the wrong place pal.

 

[marjoram]

A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

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Not “EVERYTHING “ FatAl.
People haven’t yet managed to ruin food for you.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Not “EVERYTHING “ FatAl.
People haven’t yet managed to ruin food for you.

What about ? Oh, the suffering of fat Amber!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Ah.Unlike LiarLynn, I always adress things I've said that are in error. I never saw this broken ankle thing (or blotted it out of my memory), and I therefore stand corrected. I apologize for that statement and hereby withdraw that specific portion of it.

Oh no need to apologize. I just happened to remember that because I had this weird vision in my head of young, chubby Amber stealing her mom’s stripper shoes and pedaling her bike down a gravel road in the trailer park before eating a dirt sandwich, and that just cracked me up for some reason.

A few hours after her latest "read along" post, Amber decided instead to take her ball and go home.

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Bahaha. No1curr.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

This new “you guise ruin EVERYTHING for me!!!” schtick is getting real old real fast. She’s REALLY been cranking up the victimlynn narrative with these latest videos. That coupled with the over explaining and over exaggerating re: her OH SO AWFUL INJURY, and the fake “bad bitch fuck da haydurs” attitude, she’s been particularly insufferable. How convenient for her that the farms went down during this part of the saga, too!

A lot of things sure have been convenient for her lately, huh.