Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

Yeah she was also “on track” that day and Eric even mentions that because it was Carl’s Jr.’s and she’s like “so boo boo”.

Oh god. Sitting and eating a big ass meal while being jealous as fuck someone else has a different thing and didnt ask if she wanted anything from another fast food place.
The boo boo thing was pure jealousy and rage that eric wasnt acting like becky and eric couldnt give less of a fuck. That interaction was beautiful.

I 100% agree with you there. She was much happier being in an enabling, loveless relationship because she could just pile food into her maw while living her "best life".

She was so happy having a literal slave around the house. Becky also helped the delusions amber had as well that she was so smart and pretty (just big but it wasnt a problem) and most importantly capable.

With Jade, she has to pretend she actually wants to put in the effort and lose weight because that's the person she sold to her when they first met. An upbeat, quirky gorl who just wants to get healthy and take care of herself.

She made her bed and now she's laying in it. Literally.

Amber loves the idea of being all those things, we saw it with becky. Becky was just too much of a broke pushover to hold her to it or leave.
Amber is just waiting for a reason to stop the ozempic and stuff her face again. Shes not picking up any new coping skills despite going to therapy. I bet she hasnt been going either since the great fall of '22 and will refuse zoom sessions. Shits fucked and shes navigating how to get jade to turn into becky.

 

[mekalekahi]

Ambers eyes after seeing Eric with Hardee’s. She also states “she doesn’t like Hardee’s” but was upset she wasn’t asked

Also look at her hands, it looks like a layer of dirt is in between each finger

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Man I’ve been trying to find that clip and I can’t. Do you know what I can type in to find it? Sorry4dumb, that was prior to my discovering the amberverse.

Oh yes, I remember this. I can't remember the name of the specific video but I do remember she was eating two sandwiches then got big mad that Eric didn't ask if she wanted anything. It sticks in my mind specifically because I remember finding it annoying how entitled she was to get mad at Eric for not asking if she wanted anything. That's a courtesy, not an obligation. He doesn't owe you anything, you fat bitch.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't think ALR actually cares about mean comments (unless it's specifically pointing out a lie she's told).

Whenever she cries over mean comments it's just a way for her to quit something without having to take the blame for it herself.
The earring ''business'' she tried to start, she got soooooooo many trolls you guiiiise! Who were totally giving her bad reviews for no reason, they ruined it for her and made her quit! When in reality we all know it's because she realised how much effort running any kind of small business is and she was already offloading all the duties onto Becky.

It's the same with this bullshit book club bollocks.
She is not upset over any of the comments, she realised she's in over her head and she needed to find an excuse to stop. Fat Fuck is shockingly stupid and she'd contribute nothing but shallow nonsense to a conversation revolving around the plot of a book, even if she HAD read it.

Ew. You fuckers can eat shit for reminding me of that ''SO BOO BOO'' clip. That's Hambo at her obnoxious peak, greasy hair, dirty fingers and all.

 

[FatalTater]

Damn my undiagnosed autism! I couldn't let it go so I went and found the damn video. It's called "eat with me i'm lonely" from July 26, 2019.

For heaven's sake watch the archive of it and don't give this lump any attention.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eat-with-me-im-lonely.58903/

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Ambers eyes after seeing Eric with Hardee’s. She also states “she doesn’t like Hardee’s” but was upset she wasn’t asked View attachment 3667301

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Hambers eyeballs immediately fixated on that fast food bag like a goddamn laser guided missile will never fail to make me want to go on a twenty two state killing spree. Greedy cunt.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

And even if she convinced a lawyer to take her on, she'd quickly be "fired" as a client once she refused to stop discussing the case on social media. She'd probably lie about very basic verifiable things during her deposition too, completely shredding her credibility.

I 100% agree with the notion that the real reason Amber has the photo is because Jade Francis from New York wants to call the local office and tell them that her DISABLED partner tripped and fell and TORE LIGAMENTS in her ankle causing her to be BED BOUND/INVALID because of their unmaintenanced sidewalks in search of getting a tastely lump sum, Amber just made it into a vlog era for another tastier sum.

Lmao for any kind of claim with a lawyer he would make her fat ass go to actual doctor appointments and hear shit that will make her cry, PT and everything.

Just knowing it would actually entail for her physically she will nope tf out super fast and then owe the attorney $

Ya know what. I hope these grifters go through with it

ETA- also easiest way to not get their lease renewed and have to move due to conflict of interest

 

[Dildo Bill]

...and where the curb begins.

 

[PrettyPetty]

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I caught this when she posted it… my first thoughts were why is she so mad??? All the time now. Can’t be her OBCD ?? Maybe things aren’t going well with jade ? Possible breakup arc?!

 

[Dildo Bill]

Imagine being a 31 year old woman, and throwing a tantrum like a 6 year old when people are mean. If only she let their comments about her calories change her shoveling 20k calories down her gullet.


The most dramatic bullshit. Either being 500 pounds made this a serious issue, or it didn't. But this whole "skinny people fall too" while in the same breath saying her foot was dangling...


Why wait until she loses weight? Remember her talking about seeing someone bigger than her in a restaurant and how it made her uncomfortable? But heaven forbid anyone say anything about her.


I wonder if that's possible. Not to be funny, but she is just so fat. I wonder if she can find shoes that are wide enough but also the right size.

haha true

IIRC, they fit properly she just "wasn't used to weareen them" despite saying that she was outside walking "all the time u guise" to get in better shape (full mile walk when?). She just wears flats all the time because they're all she's ever known and she can't let Jade Francis from NYC see her dainty feet, even though they are incredibly active in bed

she's saying now that the shoes were about a half size too big for her bc as she's lost weight her feet have shrunk.

she also said her tennis shoes make her about an inch to an inch and a half taller because they're memory foam. (i'm still figuring out how this is relevant lol)

she ranted about this in the "truth ab my injury" upload. it's around 5:40.

she said her bed is only for sitting and making love. - gorl, come on. there ain't nooo love making going on in that bed unless you count EATING PASTA IN BED (which for her is probably better anyways). i think she ate tacos in bed one time too...

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Gunt responds to ALRs deleted CP

 

[Stinkerbell]

I caught this when she posted it… my first thoughts were why is she so mad??? All the time now. Can’t be her OBCD ?? Maybe things aren’t going well with jade ? Possible breakup arc?!

My thoughts exactly. Her greatest fear is to be alone, and she would do ANYTHING to have a live-in aide, even bring in a grifter creep stranger who contacted her on IG. And as much as she's trying to convince herself that this creeper who likes to kiss her lymphedema and spit in her mouth is the love of her life, it's pretty obvious this "relationship" isn't working. She's been on a downward spiral ever since MG,W moved in with her, getting increasingly aggressive and depressed. This is going to end very badly, and I can't wait to see it

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Gunt responds to ALRs deleted CP

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To many things have that acronym.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Fat Amber's reaction to the word "cankle" was really OTT. She's really in her feels at the moment.
No uploads, lots of cunty community posts and she's even stopped doing her Q&As. We're definitely well into Stage 4 of the cycle at this point.

Show us your layygs gorl!!! We promise to be super supportive about how leaky they are.

 

[Probably your mom]

Amber

There are like 20 people that’ll pay to see your legs cmon gorl

 

[8008135]

Ambers eyes after seeing Eric with Hardee’s. She also states “she doesn’t like Hardee’s” but was upset she wasn’t asked View attachment 3667301

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Goddamn ... looking at this 600 pound, dirty, greasy stinkbag while now knowing how she bled all over everything and couldn't/wouldn't bathe at this point in time is just disgusteeeen.

 

[lol cow supreme]

she's saying now that the shoes were about a half size too big for her bc as she's lost weight her feet have shrunk.

SHe lost so much weight her feet "shrunk". feet dont get shorter when you lose weight. And if they got narrower, tighten the laces LazyLynn. Proper shoe fitment is your responsibility if you dont want to die from being bedbound by a tiny ankle roll

she also said her tennis shoes make her about an inch to an inch and a half taller because they're memory foam. (i'm still figuring out how this is relevant lol)

She wears ballet flats or socks that are meant to look like ballet flats (like infants have socks that look like shoes). Her feet are used to not having to lift more than a few milimeters off the ground when she waddles/shuffles. When in full sneakers with an outer and inner sole it likely feels to her like she is wearing platform shoes. Sketchers etc with memory foam in the insole seem really puffy but they squish to basically the same as regular insoles, but the memory foam puffiness fills in any gaps so you feel more supported.
Go tape a 2x4 peice of wood to your foot and walk around. Thats how it probably feels to her. Lifting her feet that extra amount must take great effort, and she likely scuffs her shoes and "stubs" them onto the ground when walking a lot. This could be how she stumbled and fell. Not picking up the foot and rolling from heel to toe but constant *scuff scuff scuffs* on the balls.

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Is gunt really this dumb? She thought cankle was a medical term. Its been awhile but let me check my Gray's Anatomy for the cankle diagrams to see what ligaments Amber tore in her cankle joint

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl I hope that you have a career in creative writing and that someone is paying you very well. Your recaps (especially the intros) are the hardest I laugh all day. You're a true credit to the Farms!

I am an aspiring writer, but alas, have not been paid for my writing. Yet.

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...and where the curb begins.

That is some inspired shit right there, well done. Love the merch molment!

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Surely late but:

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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Goddamn ... looking at this 600 pound, dirty, greasy stinkbag while now knowing how she bled all over everything and couldn't/wouldn't bathe at this point in time is just disgusteeeen.

A grotesque visage of the Baby Sun rising over the Teletubby Hills.