Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

That level of immaturity these two carry is nasty. What other adult HAS to open a present every day in December, waiting until the 25th is too much? I don't like judging shit this petty but come on. This is just the perfect example of Hamber wanting instant satisfaction.

On the topic of her arms. I feel like I'm perhaps leaning into conspiracy theory territory but I would not be surprised if she's intentionally scratching her arms to feed into the excoriation disorder lie. It's something physical so she can ''prove'' it, unlike the multitude of mental illness' she's collected for herself.
The arms have gotten worse, I can only imagine it's on purpose.

Why is she talking about tonsil stones like they're a big deal? They're gross but just remove them for fucksake. It's just another thing to add to her stench.

Nobody can talk about how she spends the money she doesn't deserve or work for? Stop flexing and bragging then you retard. The fuck do you expect? A fatass can earn a gross amount of money and piss it all away and then complain when people point out how tacky and stupid she is for wasting said money.
I hope her channel is dead before 2023 is out.

 

[VirginMary]

I hope her channel is dead before 2023 is out.

It very well might be since she might be.

That full body shot and 360 degree spin was horrifying. She has no mobility, constantly out of breath and still gaining weight. I really don't think she has much time left, even if she would shed 300 lbs the damage done is irreversible.

About the arms, I'm sure she does pick at her scabs because she saw that it's a thing on TikTok that people with muuh mentalz do but the reason for them never ever healing is her horrific lack of circulation.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Is it just me or is the medical system a lot more fast and loose these days than it was 10 or 20 years ago. It seems like anyone can find a surgeon for all purposes if they have the motivation and money in hand.

Not to say Amber has either.

Dr. Now would still tell her to lose turty pounds in one munt.

 

[PixieDoodle]

It very well might be since she might be.

That full body shot and 360 degree spin was horrifying. She has no mobility, constantly out of breath and still gaining weight. I really don't think she has much time left, even if she would shed 300 lbs the damage done is irreversible.

About the arms, I'm sure she does pick at her scabs because she saw that it's a thing on TikTok that people with muuh mentalz do but the reason for them never ever healing is her horrific lack of circulation.

If she is such a picker why was her surgery scar “perfect healed”. Do you get the impression that she picks what her audience can see?

While we are at it why does she always look greasy? Before Faline moved in she looked cleaner.

WLS could have happened years ago when she was making loads of money with her mookbanks. This WLS is going to be an interesting chapter IF it happens. After the surgery she will need to be mobile asap so not to get blood clots - (remember how she was bed bound from a twisted ankle?) She will be her worse energy if she goes through the actual surgery.
Amberlynn will forever be looking for that quick fix to her weight issue!!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

As of 18th November Amber hit 9 years on youtube. 2023 will mark a whole decade.

Her alleged starting weight for the almost decade long weight loss journey was 331lbs. She is currently 180.8lbs heavier than this at an alleged 511.8

By 18th November 2023 I expect Amber will weigh no less than 500lbs.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If she is such a picker why was her surgery scar “perfect healed”. Do you get the impression that she picks what her audience can see?

While we are at it why does she always look greasy? Before Faline moved in she looked cleaner.

WLS could have happened years ago when she was making loads of money with her mookbanks. This WLS is going to be an interesting chapter IF it happens. After the surgery she will need to be mobile asap so not to get blood clots - (remember how she was bed bound from a twisted ankle?) She will be her worse energy if she goes through the actual surgery.
Amberlynn will forever be looking for that quick fix to her weight issue!!

She used to flex that she had the money in her account to pay for WLS in cash. Even the amount she claimed was closer to Tijuana prices if I remember correctly. Regardless, that money is long gone. There used to be a thread in the subforum that discussed Amber’s finances. One such topic was how she earned so much YouTube coin but spent so much of it on worthless consumer crap and orange chicken that she had no real way to show it. Literally hundreds of thousands of dollars gone, wasted.

No investments or true savings. Not even valuable items- even her engagement rings were overpriced Aliexpress drop shipped crap. Just shit stuffed in tubs and garbage bags if it wasn’t turned into literal shit in her gut. It’d be a shame if she wasn’t such an awful person.

That, and—-

As of 18th November Amber hit 9 years on youtube. 2023 will mark a whole decade.

Her alleged starting weight for the almost decade long weight loss journey was 331lbs. She is currently 180.8lbs heavier than this at an alleged 511.8

By 18th November 2023 I expect Amber will weigh no less than 500lbs.

Guess we’ll see if she makes it to her 33rd birthday. I still think JULIANA Aprileo or Tammy Slaton will go first. Amber has had blue lips for a good bit of time, though. Bitch really needs an oxygen tube but won’t get it because it’s an admission (a real admission) of her problems. Amber won’t be next but she’s not too far behind.

 

[Insulin reid]

So she is claim that NO private health insurance plan in the state of Kentucky covers weight loss surgery? That can't honestly be what she's claiming here because that's beyond retarded, even for her. Of course multiple national insurance companies have health plans in Kentucky that cover WLS, such as; Blue Cross Blue Shield, United Healthcare, and Aetna. Why is she saying this? Or am I just really misunderstanding something here?

Amber probably means that no insurance company will cover the complete cost of weight loss surgery. She hates shilling out money each month for "nothing" and deductables and other stipulations must make her brain hurt trying to understand it. Amber has never seen insurance as a good thing because its not an immediate gratification.

She's "healing the little child inside of her", she says as she anticipates the comments she's going to get on her Play Doh Advent calendar. I'll go with a 'little child' age range of say... 3-8. She's 32 for heaven's sake & most of her activities are suited to children & have been for years. What healing? She's stuck in perpetual childhood. Nothing against childish pursuits, it can be a lot of fun to play like a kid but that's almost her entire life.

She needs age regression therapy badly. Shes taking the slight concept and running with it and doing it on her own. Someone (therapist maybe) may have mentioned that type of therapy would have benefited her so she googled it and decided to do it herself. Why pay hundreds a month in sessions to play with kids toys if she can just do it at home? Shes missing the point, as always, and is trying to take control so she feels like shes actually doing something to heal herself since she thinks all doctors and nurses are beneath her and their jobs are simple and easy.
This also doesnt tie into that her learned helplessness and feeder/feedee smol teen princess shit she likes to do at home with jade is not the same thing nor is it helping but shes conflated the two. My take on her "healing her inner child" and all that "if your mean to me your really mean to like 7 year old me. Why would you booly a child" is that if she fucks around playing house and squishing play-doh magically it will somehow heal her and she will get up one day and become the girlboss adult amber full time and not have a need for childish things.

Why on earth is putting away some decor for maybe a month 'bittersweet'? She needs a new Word of the Month.

Day 2 of whining about being fat shamed... on brand when she's floundering.

Thats all she has. Decor and whining about being fat shamed. One half of the events in her life is the passing of seasons and putting up and taking down decor.

If she is such a picker why was her surgery scar “perfect healed”. Do you get the impression that she picks what her audience can see?

Medical things like surgery are in a different catagory for her and wont be anything but perfect. Perfectly sewn back hymen, perfect recovery, perfect surgery, perfect everything. Amber makes sure to tell us everything always goes well and doctors and nurses clap and congratulate her on her ability to keep wounds clean after doctors visits. They've never seen someone take such good care of themselves.

While we are at it why does she always look greasy? Before Faline moved in she looked cleaner.

She needs to attract a mate and thus will always look better before shes secured a partner.

WLS could have happened years ago when she was making loads of money with her mookbanks. This WLS is going to be an interesting chapter IF it happens. After the surgery she will need to be mobile asap so not to get blood clots - (remember how she was bed bound from a twisted ankle?) She will be her worse energy if she goes through the actual surgery.
Amberlynn will forever be looking for that quick fix to her weight issue!!

If its not a quick fix it will never happen. However she will never get it because the closest shes ever gotten, like a year or two now, she filled out the questionnaire- showed how batshit insane she is- and doctors said she needs therapy and amber swerved right on past all that and continued her cycle. Now where here. Again.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Ok, so she's a fucking idiot, fine, but like what was that "I've applied for a plan and am waiting to get approve" shit then?

I could be giving her too much credit (let's face it, I probably am), maybe she means she applied but is waiting because open enrollment hasn't started yet? Insurance has always confused me but I was under the impression you have to wait until a certain time of year to sign up for insurance. I dunno, maybe private insurance is different or something

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Shocker, no WLS. Several of you lovelies talked about how there are insurance companies that will cover it in Kentucky which I figured. It made zero sense to hear there are absolutely none that cover it. As has been said ad nauseum, she won't do the work she'd have to in order to get surgery. She wants it like a quick fix magic pill which it isn't. If she doesn't figure out how to stop eating 5,000+ calories a day, she'd blow out her stomach post surgery. The diet is low fat/sugar and lean proteins; and that's only after the fun liquid and mashed foods stages. She refuses to even follow a basic diet, there is zero chance she would do what is needed to pre and post surgery.
She needs inpatient, in person therapy, and someone to slap a fork out of her hand.

I oNlY sEe My BoObS wHeN i LoOk DoWn

look at the brochures

Too much work. Either Jade told her which one of she just googled and clicked the first link.

Her alleged starting weight for the almost decade long weight loss journey was 331lbs

This is what I always think when she throws around the 572.4 number as if she didn't gain 200+ pounds to get there.

I could be giving her too much credit (let's face it, I probably am), maybe she means she applied but is waiting because open enrollment hasn't started yet?

I'm gonna give her a tiny benefit of the doubt and agree with you. Open enrollment periods are a pain the ass and since she hasn't had a major life change, she may have missed it.

 

[Noom Boom]

It's just really the stupidity of it all that blows my mind. Like even if her issue was that no insurance will cover surgery completely and she'll still have copays, that would still cost LESS than paying for it out of pocket (probably less than going to Mexico also). Or if her issue was that she'll have to wait for a year or 2 (BCBS is now a 1 year medically supervised weight loss attempt) that would still probably be LESS time than saving up over $23,000.

I could be giving her too much credit (let's face it, I probably am), maybe she means she applied but is waiting because open enrollment hasn't started yet? Insurance has always confused me but I was under the impression you have to wait until a certain time of year to sign up for insurance. I dunno, maybe private insurance is different or something

Open enrollment runs from November to December 15th, so is currently in place, this is true for changing private insurance plans through work or the marketplace. You can get onto/off of Medicaid/Medicare/disability at any time through the year.

Now I don't doubt that she's both not that bright and has never done anything for herself and therefore doesn't really even know how to research these things, but you would think something as important as getting WLS would warrant some Google searches.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

While we are at it why does she always look greasy? Before Faline moved in she looked cleaner.

Wipey is now troon-balls deep in this arrangement with Amber now so she no longer has to larp as a mobile, stylish, clean YTer living her best life in the city and can instead wallow in her own filth.

 

[Constellationzero]

Wipey is now troon-balls deep in this arrangement with Amber now so she no longer has to larp as a mobile, stylish, clean YTer living her best life in the city and can instead wallow in her own filth.

TL;DR: I got'chooo naow! I ain't gotta werk no murre! Faliiiiiiiinnne, fetch me my wipin' stick!

 

[I call shenanigans]

ABout insurance coverage for bariatric surgery. I checked last year when she was looking into it and the major plans cover it BUT to be approved, a common thread is that you need to be in a medically supervised WL programme for two years and had fail to lose any significant weight.

With most insurers that cover WLS it is only 3-6 months medically supervised weightloss, but miss even just one month and you have to start over.

Dr. Now would still tell her to lose turty pounds in one munt.

Dr Now actually has the whole supervised weightloss as well as an ongoing support program for his patients. Back in his early TLC days we saw glimpses of it because both Melissa who had many episodes devoted to her, and Henry, worked in those programs for him after their surgeries. That is just not considered entertaining though for the TLC audience to see, plus these megafats are nearly always a long distance from his office so would likely be attending via zoom and some even using bariatric clinics closer to their home for monitoring.

Amber probably means that no insurance company will cover the complete cost of weight loss surgery. She hates shilling out money each month for "nothing" and deductables and other stipulations must make her brain hurt trying to understand it. Amber has never seen insurance as a good thing because its not an immediate gratification.

You may well be right or she might have been told they would cover some of the WLS costs but they warned her none of her plastics would be covered. Many people have told me when they phoned around insurers to find one that covered bariatric surgery, they were told (without prompting) that any necessary skin removal post weightloss was not covered.

It's just really the stupidity of it all that blows my mind. Like even if her issue was that no insurance will cover surgery completely and she'll still have copays, that would still cost LESS than paying for it out of pocket (probably less than going to Mexico also). Or if her issue was that she'll have to wait for a year or 2 (BCBS is now a 1 year medically supervised weight loss attempt) that would still probably be LESS time than saving up over $23,000.

Even having that $23k in her pocket wouldn't get her surgery...she tried that last time and was sent away with her tail between her legs for failing the pysch evaluation.

The out of pocket expenses for bariatric surgery can be huge. As I stated earlier, Stella Williams had her surgery in Mexico because the full cash price was lower than her out of pocket cost with insurance. It really depends on your insurance. You can get a gastric sleeve (which Stella did) in Mexico for as little as $5k. Some surgeons charge more and offer more in their packages, but it is extremely cheap in Mexico compared to the US in general. Many patients will pay upfront for surgery in Mexico (or overseas) because they can get the surgery quickly without having to jump over a million hurdles before getting approved by their insurer. That being said, she may be too big for surgery in Mexico. Not many surgeons tackle the megafats, and not all hospitals have the medical equipment rated to support 500+ lbs either.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

As of 18th November Amber hit 9 years on youtube. 2023 will mark a whole decade.

Her alleged starting weight for the almost decade long weight loss journey was 331lbs. She is currently 180.8lbs heavier than this at an alleged 511.8

By 18th November 2023 I expect Amber will weigh no less than 500lbs.

Is my math right? A 54% gain in 9 years, in her 20s and 30s? Went looking for the Shiba wow emoji but could not find so I'll go with

 

[DefCon Dumb]

54% gain is what arguably, outside your childhood & teen years, should be your most physically active.

Her next decade of excuses won't spare her some massive gains.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So I've finally watched Amber's video where she says no company will cover WLS in Kentucky. What she actually said was she rang an insurance agent that told her as a private individual no health insurer would cover it. From what I've been told over the years employers tailor their health insurance packages to include and exclude certain procedures. Maybe the agency she phoned doesn't have financial agreements with all available insurers in Kentucky. If the agent doesn't get their cut, then they aren't going to recommend a company they aren't aligned with. This may well just be Amber at her laziest. She's such a good advocate for herself that she phones just one insurance agent. The agent is just in it for the cash, they aren't going to make an effort for an individual client if it falls outside of their market reach. She's so stupid.

Local input would be much appreciated, but from a quick google only it appears there are insurers coving WLS in Kentucky, and even some in Lexington. If she called one of those centres and asked them which insurers covered their practice she could contact individual insurers directly. Coverage is even available in Kentucky for bariatric surgery through their Community Plan Medical Policy, UHCprovider.com. There'll still be a ton of out of pocket expenses though.

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

I could be giving her too much credit (let's face it, I probably am), maybe she means she applied but is waiting because open enrollment hasn't started yet? Insurance has always confused me but I was under the impression you have to wait until a certain time of year to sign up for insurance. I dunno, maybe private insurance is different or something

Open enrollment is between November 1st and December 31 for coverage to start in the new year. Amber could’ve changed insurance plans outside enrollment period when she moved but her stoopid ass knows nothing about how the real world functions. I’m going to say she’ll have a cheaper and easier time if she goes to Mexico for this WLS. They have excellent surgeons there who bill at a fraction of the cost. But does anyone really believe that the dynamic scissors sister will actually get on a plane and do that or drive that car down there? I didn’t think so lol.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Is my math right? A 54% gain in 9 years, in her 20s and 30s? Went looking for the Shiba wow emoji but could not find so I'll go with

Round that up to 55% because it's 54.6whatever.

I weigh less than the amount she has gained since 2013 and I'm a 5' 9" man, which might make me a underweight waif easily beaten by a strong breeze but it doesn't take away from the fact that she's a fucking fat bitch.

 

[Trees]

Amber isn't woman enough to go under the knife in Mexico. She's terrified of surgery enough as it is stateside. This is the woman who cried for 20 minutes because she needed to get a shot and had to be consoled by a nurse with leukemia.

I wonder if she cried for that long when she got all her piercings done.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

....On the topic of her arms. I feel like I'm perhaps leaning into conspiracy theory territory but I would not be surprised if she's intentionally scratching her arms to feed into the excoriation disorder lie. It's something physical so she can ''prove'' it, unlike the multitude of mental illness' she's collected for herself.
The arms have gotten worse, I can only imagine it's on purpose.....

I think so, too. I'm not a shrink, but it doesn't make sense to me that she can have 'Excoriation Disorder' - a condition where she would impulsively pick at herself and 'can't control it' - yet she can leave her danty face alone. Even when she gets that mark on her cheek that seems like some cystic acne issue. Wouldn't the comedomes and blemishes on the face be an irresistable target for someone with this compulsion?


Day 2 of Vlogmas - which is December 1st (supposedly) in the Amberverse. This was a busy day (by Amber standards), as she bounced around her apartment and also around town to do errands LIKE A MEATY BEACH BALL WITH A SKELETON!! Let's go!

Spoiler: mini apartment tour, cook soup with me recipe, & running errands 🎄 vlogmas day 2

Local 58 wants to know your location...

-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

Wait.. are we going to hear that terrible singing/laughing with the intro card EVERY DAY?

Location: Sitting/standing? in the living room.
Light in the living room has officially died and needs the bulb replaced. I guess that means that we should expect the living room to be in total darkness for the remainder of this year. Amber complains about watching a few channels and how they used pre-recorded content for Vlogmas. I guess she's already forgotten telling us about how she WAS GOING TO DO THAT, but only decided against it because she knew we'd be able to tell. Amber's upset that other people get to be lazy.

Location: Standing in the kitchen
Amber wants to make a homemade chicken soup later. She's going to make Morningstar veggie burgers with bread in a sandwich molment. She shows her disaster of a pantry after cleaning it 7 months ago and HOLY SHIT that's a LOT OF FOOD. Now that it's vlogmas and she needs content, it sounds like one of the vlogmas days will be us watching her reorganize her pantry. Amber's pretending that she prefers the 'good' bread. Whole grain, oats, etc. Amber states she's using paper plates because she found them from back when she was living with Becky, so she might as well use them. Way to throw Becky under the bus, despite the fact that we've seen you use paper plates due to being too lazy to wash a dish since the Krystal era.

Amber makes the sandwich with "2 bread" and one patty, while babbling like a moron with gems like "don't mind stuff being on the dry edges". Amber does not give the WW point value for this meal.

Now she's bringing up the clip from 2018 (that Quirky Alert found) where Amber is talking about working with a male therapist. It conflicts with her recent statement of not being confortable with the new temp therapist that is taking the place of the one on maternity leave, because he is male and Amber never had a male therapist before. She doesn't consider the 2018 therapist a therapist because he was from Better Help and they only communicated by text. The Better Help therapist would also gaslight her previous message to them. I don't know what that means - I don't think she does, either.

Taste test of sandwich: she's good.

Location: Standing in front of the tree.
It's time for Jade to open a present. Jade says "oooh, she's thick". Now we know where the 'she' bullshit comes from. Jade got a Dog page-a-day desk calendar. Amber tries to take it to explain to Jade how a calendar works. Jade shuts that down.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Play-doh Advent Calendar Time. Small tub of light brown and plastic antlers to make a reindeer. Shows us the reindeer later on in the vlog (don't worry, she's not going to waste a second of nontent).

Location: Hurpling through Walmart
Picks up a rotisserie chicken, 2 ugly sweater cookie decorating kits, and a jug of 'melk'.

Location: Trunk of car.
Now at the post office. Tons of gifts to put in postal boxes to mail. OH NO! BIG PROBLEM! One of the presents doesn't fit in the shipping box! Amber might have to reorder the present and have it directly sent to her friend's address. Or, you know, JUST GET A DIFFERENT SHIPPING BOX. Oh, Amber admits the truth: she wants to keep the present.

Location: Hurpling through Postal Office.
Amber just figured out that they have bigger boxes. Checking PO Box. She got a key and can't figure out it means she got something too large to fit in her PO Box. Jump cut and she gets the package that someone sent her. She would love it if you sent her a letter because she loves getting letters - just don't expect her to EVER acknowledge receiving it or mentioning it on her channel/writing back to you.

Location: Sitting in the car.
She is lidurally SHOOK. It "costed" her nearly $400 to ship the gifts to her friend. It was international shipping. She mentions that with what she spent, she could have bought herself a PS4. Way to feel the Holiday Spirit, Amber. It's worth it because it's sentimental (does she know what that word means?)

Location: Standing over the stove.
Making "Ho-made" chicken soup and she has no idea what she's doing. She feels with her heart. Sauteed onion, carrots, minced jarred garlic, garlic salt, pepper, celery seed, rosemary, thyme. Adds 33% less sodium chicken broth. Then adds chicken, corn, and mini farfalle (bow-tie) noodles.

Location: Standing over kitchen island.
Unboxing package from PO Box. Cat Advent Calendar. Opens a mouse and mini fishing rod with a santa thingie on the end. Rarity investigates; Wasabi supervises. Twinkie tries to join in, feels uncomfortable, and leaves. Rarity then finds the mouse and attacks. Amber tells a story about how Rarity waits until the middle of the night, then enters the bedroom crying like she's in pain while holding a toy. Amber being the amazing fur-momma she is, has no idea that Rarity is trying to seek praise from Amber for successfully 'hunting' the toy she found. This is an adorable segment, but you may want to mute Amber's shrieky baby talk.

Jump cut!! Soup done. It's an slight grayish beige colour, but there wasn't anything offensive added to it. It probably tastes just fine. As there are no olives, artichoke hearts, Braggs aminos, or ketchup in the soup, I have a feeling that Jade coached Amber on how to make this. Amber ruins her bowl by adding at least another tablespoon of pepper to it - otherwise, how would you know she's a quirky gorl? "The pepper adds a peppery flavour". Even Jade doesn't bite her tongue on how retarded Amber's being.

Drags the conversation back to how having a child was her greatest dream, and now she can't have that anymore. Enough, Amber. Save this shit for your therapist, not for YouTube content.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Chicken noodle soup taste test. Amber promises she's a good cook - everyone watching presses X at the same time. Again, I'm sure it's fine (or it was before she added half a shaker of pepper). Again, no WW point values for the soup. Tongue talk. Lots of "in-du-end-oh-woes" (inuendo) according to Amber. "I did that!!!".

Location: Living Room
Decorating the livingroom. Shows the before (including the empty window 'seals'), then shows the after with voiceover. Amber wants to buy more decorations and is going to take us with her. Amber is grateful for what she has because she grew up with nothing, and now can share with others.

YouTube Random Comment Picker.
Peter S says ""I'm kind of hungry" as she opens the frige for another snack. Color me surprised".
Amber thanks Peter for the comment, then goes on about fatshamming and how her audience needs to do better.

Outro.

TL;DR: Play-Doh. Present opening. Amber makes a soup that seems edible. Walmart. Post Office. All 3 Pets playing. Pity-ploy. Decorating the living room. Amberisms abound.

[Edited to add this super-speshul screenshot. Sweet Dreams!!]