Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Slappy McGherkin said:
Octopus is WONDERFUL eating! (So is squid). But then again, it's not fast food in a tube roll and 1000 calories of sodium yuck. And the best sushi chef in the world would be hard put to even find, let alone serve its testicle.

Let her eat fugu!

And while I'm on the subject, I'll share this. No only beautiful, but so yummy! Good luck getting it here in the US; pic is from Mazatlan this summer.

Tentacles ahoy!

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Yes! That’s the best fucking idea I’ve seen since Elon started shit with fauci! Let’s dare her to eat fugu for some obscene amount of money because pigs gonna pig and that COSTS son! Then we make sure the “chef” is some anime obsessed tween American with 19 facial piercings and zero friends and who chiefly has no goddamn clue on earth where the fish liver is! Incentivize her to live stream and BOOM, the object of our ire croaks on live for our viewing pleasure with all the sweet irony of dying by the very love of her life and we end world hunger! There’s literally no drawbacks. I’ll start a crowdfund now please!
 
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Can’t quote the post, @Boolean Bitch, but you’re right about the hair. I was half asleep when watching and I snapped awake and backed it up a couple of times when she said that. Maybe she has magic hair, since she used to say that she never used conditioner (except for her face), but I don’t see how she could not brush or comb for two weeks and still wash every few days without ending up with a completely matted mess.
 
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Shit, I missed this in my commentary of her last video! I just realized it now because I was flipping through a Christmas flyer, and there was a page full of board games.

So, Amber shows her Lite-Brite creation at 19:22. It looks like this:
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I didn't notice at first, because when I grew up, this was the only box I saw for these toys:
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This is the new Lite-Brite Box. (Look at the top right hand corner):
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Bitch isn't even creative enough to make her own LITE-BRITE picture. She didn't even modify it - it's exactly the same, bulb for bulb.

Oh, and pic 4 is just because stop being meanie poopoo heads! Amber is totally not A BEACH BALL WITH A SKELETON! Who the fuck was even saying tha- oh yeah, it was me, nevermind. Well, as you can see in this picture, she's actually conically shaped...

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Boolean Bitch said:
Shit, I missed this in my commentary of her last video! I just realized it now because I was flipping through a Christmas flyer, and there was a page full of board games.

So, Amber shows her Lite-Brite creation at 19:22. It looks like this:
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I didn't notice at first, because when I grew up, this was the only box I saw for these toys:
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This is the new Lite-Brite Box. (Look at the top right hand corner):
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Bitch isn't even creative enough to make her own LITE-BRITE picture. She didn't even modify it - it's exactly the same, bulb for bulb.

Oh, and pic 4 is just because stop being meanie poopoo heads! Amber is totally not A BEACH BALL WITH A SKELETON! Who the fuck was even saying tha- oh yeah, it was me, nevermind. Well, as you can see in this picture, she's actually conically shaped...

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She looks like an overstuffed xiaolongbao! JFC look how far her FUPA stretches down!
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Oh, and pic 4 is just because stop being meanie poopoo heads! Amber is totally not A BEACH BALL WITH A SKELETON! Who the fuck was even saying tha- oh yeah, it was me, nevermind. Well, as you can see in this picture, she's actually conically shaped...

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Holy fucking massive!
How’s weight watchers going gorl?
Lmfao that poor couch.

ETA that’s not even a fupa. That’s just gut. Member she doesn’t have a fupa. Cuz if you can’t see it, it doesn’t exist. Lol
 
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And here I go watching vlogmas 13.

As soon as we open Amber has already forgotten how to count. What number comes after 12, caretaker?!

She said the word ‘spooky’ and her earring fell out. SATAN IS AMONG US!!!!

Got out of the shower my ass. Her hair is NOT wet but it IS greasy as fuck.

Amber has daddy issues. Join the club.

I really don’t get these mini brand things. Just cardboard boxes with printed images of things you buy. Consumerism!

Jade openly admitted to being a feeder. Adding laughter afterwards doesn’t make it better.

And yet all the mini brands she bought for Amber were all food related.

Amber is already planning on giving her mini brands to the goodwill. Jesus fucking Christ. She really is just in it for the unboxing.

SPEAKING OF UNBOXING, we didn’t get one. I’d rather watch her open those stupid toys than watch her eating her stupid poke bowl.

Haha little wieners.

She digs her phone out of her tits. Sigh.

She doesn’t want her cats to smell markers.

All of her outfits have pockets which is pretty neat.

Oh god she has a see through shirt.

Remember when she bought two cookie sets with 16 cookies each for both her and Jade because they can’t share 16 cookies between them? Now she tells us she doesn’t even like these cookies and won’t eat them. SO THEN JUST SHARE ONE SET. She doesn’t want to share a set because icing. She wants to drink the icing. Eh. She doesn’t like the cookies but she’s gonna eat them anyway. Why the fuck not.

I know I’m still prattling about these cookies but they only decorated 3 each. That still would have left 10 damn cookies out of one set. The waste.

Lite brites are hella cool, but that’s probably my 80s nostalgia talking.

Bells are bad for cats, so she won’t give them a necklace with a bell on it. But she’ll leave silica packets on the floor all night.

She DOESNT BRUSH HER HAIR?!! It’s been WEEKS?! Girl you GOTTA do that daily. It removes dead strands and prevents rats nests which is pretty much your entire head at this point.

She gets a negative comment and she’s butthurt about it, so she has to film a talking head about it.

My favorite part is when it’s over.
 
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Consent Accident said:
Everytime we get a Torrid haul Fat AL has to run her dainty hands several times over her boobs and stomach while the fabric is fully stretched out. Is this like some nasty feeder thing I don't know of`?

It makes me so uneasy seeing it and need to skip forward instantly because of how disgusting it looks.
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I’ve noticed this recently too. I’m convinced it’s 100% for the fatty fetishists she denies having. She should just embrace the gross and start an only fans. We shall name it OnlyFats.
 
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caffeinated_pirate said:
Bells are bad for cats, so she won’t give them a necklace with a bell on it. But she’ll leave silica packets on the floor all night.
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My cats, pretty much all 10 of them, have collars WITH BELLS. I want an audio signal of them moving about me and the house so they don't get stepped on in the dark. All of them love their Slappy and do stupid shit like run between my legs before I'm even awake in the morning.

Secondary, they're indoor/out door cats. The bell provides an alert to the local birds and they scatter at the sound.

Occasionally, a stupid rock dove gets eaten, but not before batting it around and playing with it for a good hour.

They're cats. It's what they do. As well as smother me ( now that it's cold in AZ) and purrfest and swarm me all night.

Funny we've never seen a picture of Wasabi or any of the others even attempting to cuddle with this MegaFat.

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Kitty self-preservation?

And for the record, I took these pics while writing this post. The only action I see with Hamber and her pets is FORCED interaction. By contrast, some days I'm like y'all killin' me smalls! Such a difference in genuine love ❤️ and being FORCED to love.

Meh.

On out, pic 4.... fuck, I don't know where Hamber ends and the couch begins. Horrifyingly fucking OBEAST. Fat would a complimentary term at this point.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Octopus is WONDERFUL eating! (So is squid). But then again, it's not fast food in a tube roll and 1000 calories of sodium yuck. And the best sushi chef in the world would be hard put to even find, let alone serve its testicle.

Let her eat fugu!

And while I'm on the subject, I'll share this. No only beautiful, but so yummy! Good luck getting it here in the US; pic is from Mazatlan this summer.

Tentacles ahoy!

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A few things really pissed me off about that moment. 1) she's had octopus before and didn't like it. Why do this again and act brand new like us autistic folk with energy brains aren't going to remember? 2) How fucking disrespectful is it for her to react so viscerally to that takoyaki like it's the worst thing she's ever eaten? I understand people aren't gonna like everything (the specific example that comes to mind is when people don't like curry because of the smell) but fuck Amber, for someone who LOVES sushi - and I have opinions about that too - you sure really went out of your way to shit on japanese food and 3) you're 32 years old. How underdeveloped is your palette? She's the person who'd go to a Michelin star restaurant to say she did and order chicken nuggets. Just fucking sad.
 
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Woo, will say that I won't be reeeecapping for the next couple days. I have training for an event I'm doing in end-March/early-April, so fuck this thundercunt. @Boolean Bitch will have to take it. Wink wink.

Going to be doing an Everesting attempt on a nearby bridge, because there are approximately 0 hills or mountains in the vicinity of where I currently am.

Everesting is /not/ climbing Mt. Everest - it's riding a bicycle up a single hill/mountain/bridge (choosing only 1 slope, so you have to turn around at the top and go back to the base and climb it again) until you've climbed a total of 29,032 feet (it used to be 29,029 feet until they remeasured Everest and found out it grew. Lousy mountain.).

The challenge in this is that it has to be done in a single activity - you can rest as often as you like, but no sleep is permitted from start of activity until end of activity. All the rules are here, for the truly curious.

So happens that the bridge I'm using will have to be summited over 150 times, totaling nearly 500 miles ridden. Tomorrow's going to be a 'no sleep' ride in the virtual Zwift environment for half that length. Gonna be riding a bike for about 24 hours, so no time for blathering Cuntolicious here.

Wish me luck, folks.
 
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