Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Suspicious Activity]

I know how attached a person can get to their hair, especially when it's been long for years, but I really don't understand why she doesn't do a big chop. It would be a shock, after having it so long for all this time, but she could cut it way back and still have it plenty long enough to put it up, which is how she seems to wear it anyway.

Yes. I know nothing about hairstyling for different folks, but if you Google and look and pictures of the suggestions for “ The Best Hairstyles for overweight women with round faces”. All the examples are pictured of medium or short layered bobs, some mild wave. Sometimes a whiff of a little bang. Something nicely styled around the face. They don’t ‘make it look rounder”. They draw the eye to some nicely cut hair. Ambers hair is good hair. But it doesn’t draw the eye from the face and body, when all it does is hang long, straight and limp.
I think as she has thick hair, a cut to just beneath shoulder-length, softly laced with maybe a wisp of a bang somewhere. It would frame her face in a good way.
Some sort of variation on this type of thing.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yes. I know nothing about hairstyling for different folks, but if you Google and look and pictures of the suggestions for “ The Best Hairstyles for overweight women with round faces”. All the examples are pictured of medium or short layered bobs, some mild wave. Sometimes a whiff of a little bang. Something nicely styled around the face. They don’t ‘make it look rounder”. They draw the eye to some nicely cut hair. Ambers hair is good hair. But it doesn’t draw the eye from the face and body, when all it does is hang long, straight and limp.
I think as she has thick hair, a cut to just beneath shoulder-length, softly laced with maybe a wisp of a bang somewhere. It would frame her face in a good way.
Some sort of variation on this type of thing.
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I'd hit any of 'em. Great looking gals. But ain't nobody hittin' Hamber (other than the Negress) no matter what she does with her hair. Which is usually a pile of dookey emoticon slathered upon that moon head with the genius IQ.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

Do you think Jade Francis prefers Amber’s neck to be washed before she sucks on it? Or does she like the taste of sticky and damp fat sweat?

This cannot be washed clean. It must be cleansed with fire.

 

[PixieDoodle]

I CUT MY HAIR, HOMEMADE POKE BOWL, & BIG GROCERY HAUL | VLOG​

Jan 14, 2023

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She’s a moron!
The fish contains so much more than what she says:
Alaska Pollock fillets
Breadcrumb coating
Wheat flour, water, yellow corn flour, sugar, salt, onion powder, whey, yeast, baking powder (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, cream of tartar), natural flavor.
Vegetable oil
Canola and/or soybean oil.
CONTAINS: POLLOCK, WHEAT, MILK.

Also she dimwit who won’t get book from the library on the off chance someone might it to the toilet with them but sees no problems taking her phone to the can with her to edit. Wanna bet that phone doesn’t get sanitized and she proceeds on shoving more food down her gullet after handing that phone on the loo.

Her grocery haul is destine to make her binge or over eat. She’s a glutton like her big sister foodie beauty.

She spends so much money on food and useless crap that she will never get WLS cash saved up (she truly doesn’t want it anyway)

At thirty two years old the only way she seems to be growing is via her scale.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She’s a moron!
The fish contains so much more than what she says:
Alaska Pollock fillets
Breadcrumb coating
Wheat flour, water, yellow corn flour, sugar, salt, onion powder, whey, yeast, baking powder (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, cream of tartar), natural flavor.
Vegetable oil
Canola and/or soybean oil.
CONTAINS: POLLOCK, WHEAT, MILK.

Nuh-uh, shitlord. The ingredients that make up the ingredient don't count!

Also she dimwit who won’t get book from the library on the off chance someone might it to the toilet with them but sees no problems taking her phone to the can with her to edit. Wanna bet that phone doesn’t get sanitized and she proceeds on shoving more food down her gullet after handing that phone on the loo.

Ewww. Hamberpoo particulates are gross. Although it sounds like an excellent garage band name.

 

[R-2E-054]

They draw the eye to some nicely cut hair.

Even if Amber's hair was a neon pink mohawk, we all know her head is not what anyone's eyes get drawn to when they first look at her.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I genuinely believe she doesn't understand that the K after the dislikes number means it's in the thousands. IQ of 140 everyone.....

Actually, that's 140 mIQ

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

It’s been two Christmases with Jade. That’s a long time. Destiny got the hell outta there a month after the second one. Jade doesn’t seem to have one foot out the door, though.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s been two Christmases with Jade. That’s a long time. Destiny got the hell outta there a month after the second one. Jade doesn’t seem to have one foot out the door, though.

I highly doubt we're getting drunk Valentines Day breakup livestreams this year. Oh, if only.

The second I saw that title I knew it was clickbait. She's overused it to the point that I just roll my eyes (if I even react).

So she trimmed her ratty ends, whatever. Who gives a shit? Her hair will be greasy as ever regardless. The last time she "changed" hairdos was when she finally chopped off those horrid bleached/dyed strands after like two years of growing them out. Given how often she wears poop buns I could only hope for a traction alopecia arc.

 

[evelynhopewell]

It’s been two Christmases with Jade. That’s a long time. Destiny got the hell outta there a month after the second one. Jade doesn’t seem to have one foot out the door, though.

I have no idea what Jade sees in fat, smelly, obnoxious, mentally ill, retarded with a sub-IQ, cruel, wholly cunty Amber! This whole relationship is baffling to me but it's still hilarious to watch at least.

 

[dfranki723]

Maybe Jade is as desperate as Amber. That's the only logical thing I can think of. Desperate people will cling to eachother.

 

[Xenomorph]

I have no idea what Jade sees in fat, smelly, obnoxious, mentally ill, retarded with a sub-IQ, cruel, wholly cunty Amber! This whole relationship is baffling to me but it's still hilarious to watch at least.

Jade is ugly as fuck, she literally looks like black dusty.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

I have no idea what Jade sees in fat, smelly, obnoxious, mentally ill, retarded with a sub-IQ, cruel, wholly cunty Amber! This whole relationship is baffling to me but it's still hilarious to watch at least.

There would probably be another fat loving wipey waiting in the wings (IG dm’s) ready to take Jade’s place anyway.

Gross but, she carries most of her weight in those legs, (how much must one of this tree trunks weigh?) HOW, just how on earth do they even spread? The folds on the inside of the top thighs, the lymphodemea, the groin folds, the constant moisture that leads to bacteria and odour. I know she’s flashing the hickeys to try and prove that this relationship is in fact sexual but how? Seriously how?

 

[that blue peach]

We had been speck-uh-lating a few months back that Jade was about ready to leave, and unfortunately we were wrong.

Maybe Jade is as desperate as Amber. That's the only logical thing I can think of. Desperate people will cling to eachother.

This is most likely the case. The way Jade has acted on camera - sorry, I meant the way she talks mostly OFF camera - suggests that she too is an absolute sped fucking weirdo just like Amber’s last two girlfriends. But unlike them, who just were into fatties because they too are fat, Jade shows every sign of having a fetish for giant women, as well as a feeding/struggle fetish. As stated before, she really seems to get off on Amber being completely helpless on her own and depending on her for every little thing. It’s disgusting. And she gets to grift while indulging her fetish too! Grift one get one free, baybee!

But yeah. as long as she can continue the grift and can remain hidden from her lolsuits, I don’t think she’s going anywhere. Which sucks for us because the channel will continue to be the same cringy boring snoozefest as long as she’s around. Good thing I’ve come across some other cows to laugh at.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

If those hickeys are legit and not just attention seeking makeup, then Jade really does have to have a sexual attraction to her. I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m starting to come around to the idea.

But I def believe she’s a feeder.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

IF it’s true that Hamber writes down her weight in a notebook for Wipey to read then that should be enough evidence that Wipey is indeed a feeder and Hamber is just a greasy fetish ball to her.

Personally I would want someone to love me for my personality but I guess it’s an any port in a storm situation type deal for Hamber. But then again Hamber would actually need her own personality for that to happen so I guess a grifter who has a fetish for weeble wobbles is the best she can hope for. Love that for her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Have we forgotten the pictures of Wipey and her ex girlfriends that were circulating when she first arrived on the scene? She definitely has a type.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I'm convinced "from my remembrance" is purely a troll because I've never heard another sped say that and it's obnoxious.
The hickeys are so fucking juvenile and try hard. It's continuing the tradition of over sexualizing everything because people know 4 years with Thumby there was nothing. It's giving 13 year old with their first girlfriend energy.
What is with black men and lesbians being into these super fats? Tammy Slaton always dates them as well. It's fucking weird. And yes, this is me kink shaming.
One video ago she showed the three brand new laygo gifts but had to go buy not one but two offbrand whatevers? Could she not use her hamburger helper mitts to work on those? I guess wasteful bitches gonna waste and all that.
She cut 2 inches off because people were talking about her hair in the braids and how awful it looked. She needs to just go ahead and keep going. It's not like she takes care of it, and her face is a moon even with long hair so why not just chop it off?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

IF it’s true that Hamber writes down her weight in a notebook for Wipey to read then that should be enough evidence that Wipey is indeed a feeder and Hamber is just a greasy fetish ball to her.

Personally I would want someone to love me for my personality but I guess it’s an any port in a storm situation type deal for Hamber. But then again Hamber would actually need her own personality for that to happen so I guess a grifter who has a fetish for weeble wobbles is the best she can hope for. Love that for her.

As far as Jade being with Amber, it leads me to 3 possibilities: she is a feeder, she is grifting, or she was looking for a place to lay low.

If she is a feeder, there is no hope for Amber to lose any weight, as Jade would not allow her. Mind you, Amber is not likely to fight back, and WLS is all talk. There is no action such as bandaging her legs either.

If she is grifting, the money is getting low, and this can explain why Amber is posting every two days in January instead of taking the month off.

If she was looking to lay low, she has no affinity for Amber, and the fact that Amber sleep all day and eat at night is suiting Jade fine. Amber got earphones so not to disturb Jade in the main bedroom. Jade got the car, and there is no talk of moving while both hate Kentucky. At least Amber is not moving.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

If she is grifting, the money is getting low, and this can explain why Amber is posting every two days in January instead of taking the month off.

Getting subreddits nuked, using helpdesk to demonetize videos and/or channels, threatening to copyright strike channels that gets more views than her and outright saying those are her views. I think it's the money. Like you said, she wouldn't be doing more than she usually does in January especially with finally finishing fatmaslogs for the first time since her big boss bitch days.