Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I call shenanigans]

I dismiss the use of Dr. Procter in Atlanta. It is at least a 5 to 6 hours drive from Lexington, and it does not make sense logistically. If it is true, she would need to drive to Atlanta the day before, go to her meeting or consultation, then drive back if the consultation is in the morning, or stay overnight and then drive back the following day. Amber does not drive, so Jade does it. However, I am not sure if Jade could take 2-3 days off on a regular basis. If there is an issue with the surgery, she would be too far. It is probably a reason why Dr. Nowzaradan wants his patient to move to Houston. She is most likely to go to Dr. Smith.

I'm of the same mind. I've always believed she is seeing Dr Eric Smith in Georgetown. Sealed the deal for me when she said she contacted them by email to get access to the online information session. That is the first step used on Kentucky Bariatric Institute's website, formally Georgetown Bariatrics etc. It also makes sense because he's so close to Lexington, only a 25 minute drive, and meets her "celebrity" definition. However, the day she uploaded her video about emailing her "celebrity" surgeon for the information session, she doxxed him. The other celebrity surgeons don't have that as their first step. I believe this out of state, travel a long way surgeon, is just her trying to deflect again. Plus if it was Proctor she was planning to see, wouldn't she be looking for an insurer that covered WLS in Atlanta

I think this train has passed. Bariatric surgery patients' TV shows were all the rage a few years ago, but now, not so much. There are still 1000-pound friends or 1000-pound sisters, but the genre is in decline. Only MSHPL is doing it, but Amber is not special. Amber is very much like Gina, and it's been done already. Besides any show would require her to be off social media.

1000lb friends aren't off social media, they are all over Instagram, but I do see your point.

In your opinion, would the surgeon insert a gastric balloon instead of going directly to a gastric sleeve? It seems that Amber is still a high-risk patient due to her size and any reduction would help in reducing that risk.

If it were a couple of years ago then I'd say the balloon was an option, because at that time they were using it on the infinifats who were considered too big (or too seriously ill) to perform surgery on. The balloon went in for a few months, they lost significant weight, decreased their liver fat substantially, and surgery was easier and safer. It was never a solution on its own, it was only ever a one step in a process. These days though there are a few more surgeons who seem comfortable, and have the equipment, to perform surgery on these absolute beasts. Dr Now really did lead the way in that regard, and with many surgeons now having access to the Da Vinci robot to do these surgeries, they have better reach internally than they did before.

Balloons have all sorts of complications don’t they? Like perforation as a risk in the gastric and esophageal area.

There is risk in every procedure, however the risk of staying 500lb plus is far greater.

What I really want to know is what Amber’s blood work is like. Cholesterol, triglycerides, a1c, alt/ast/other liver markers, all that stuff. Don’t know how she can keep claiming she’s fat and fine when all she does is whine about how her size hurts her.

Many of us would love to see her bloodwork. She'll have a very comprehensive blood draw ordered at her first appointment with the surgeon's office, but we'll only get told about the things skinny people have. Just like in the past, and just like Glitterandlazers, all she'll tell us is that she's anaemic and D3 deficient...even though she knows this already, and could easily have corrected it by regular supplements. We will not be told she's T2D, we will not be told her liver is so fat it is no longer contained behind her rib cage. We will get told her cholesterol, BP, and kidney function are all normal (but she won't say normal for an infinifat) so unhealthy for anyone. Her weight is all her lipedema's fault, and don't forget she'll gain 40lb just in the drive to the office because that's what lipodemas do.

Her having gallbladder issues but being too fat for surgery isnt a wake up call? So what will be? Cancer wasn’t. And she sure can’t get follow ups for that because she’s too fat to fit in a machine

Oh she's had her wake up call many times. She knows she must lose weight if she's going to live to see 40, she just doesn't have the desire to change anything or to be uncomfortable. She loves fast food way too much to let it go.

Edit: fixing typos

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Scenario: Amber decides to clickbait that she bought a glucose monitor for the lulz.

Do they make them in the semi weigh-in glucose model like Love's Truck Stop, sorta like her industrial FAT scale?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Is she still claiming insurance won't pay for wls in KY, because I downloaded the paperwork from a bariatric clinic in Lexington and found there is two whole pages of insurance questions to ask your insurance company?

 

[El Conserje]

When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.

 

[WorldEater]

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When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.

I'm Gonna have go with Gluttony. Only because I think gluttony is more pervasive in her consooooomer brain. Even though sloth plays into her lifestyle, I think she literally only thinks about having MOAR: money, food, status (by getting married; constant victimization), possessions, etc......

Everything we see on the screen is a feeble attempt to fill a bottomless maw (mouth; soul; you pick)

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.

She'll fall through all 7 circles

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Haven't seen this hidden gem posted since it came out, so I'll put y'all on. Masterfully crafted lyrics worthy of a listen.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I dismiss the use of Dr. Procter in Atlanta. It is at least a 5 to 6 hours drive from Lexington, and it does not make sense logistically. If it is true, she would need to drive to Atlanta the day before, go to her meeting or consultation, then drive back if the consultation is in the morning, or stay overnight and then drive back the following day. Amber does not drive, so Jade does it. However, I am not sure if Jade could take 2-3 days off on a regular basis. If there is an issue with the surgery, she would be too far. It is probably a reason why Dr. Nowzaradan wants his patient to move to Houston. She is most likely to go to Dr. Smith.

A 6 hour drive....Amber would swell like Violet Beauregarde . They'd have to send her to the juicing room before they could even do the consult!

When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.

One thing regarding the classical circles/levels of hell from Dante is that they enter them from the "eh not so bad" bit of hell and dive into the worst at the center. Within, the sins act as a weight that plunge you into the deepest depths based on the sins you are mired with.

A cursory glance at our former baby gorl would easily throw her in the 3rd circle for Gluttony. Its obvious. But Amber would breeze right through gluttony. You might think a little harder and pause on 4th circle of Greed, which is for those who both hoard and squander wealth...And boy does our gorl horde, and does EVERYTHING for the money, but she squanders it all away. This would be a pretty decent level most would accept for her to stay.
But some of us know our Gorl, probably better than she knows herself. No. Amber would continue down, where we have the 8th circle of hell. Fraud. Boy howdy, does Amber tick the boxes. Most hear "fraud" and think the modern crime of fraud. But the true definitions of fraud, according to sin, include hypocrisy, and willfully lying for personal gain. Amber is ever lying, and ever a hypocrit in her videos. She's constantly stating she is doing one thing to garner sympathy and views/cash, but doing another. She's always lying about her health, and her health care. Etc. This thread is filled with the examples of her Fraud in the "Sin" sense.

But I wont let Amber rest in the 8th circle, to do so would be a fraud upon all of you. No. Amber belongs in the worst part of hell, right next to Satan himself. The 9th circle of hell. TREACHERY. This circle of hell is split into different areas, but Amber belongs in the worst round of this hell. Those who betray their GUESTS. While Amber lived with her Girlfriend/lifepartner (Dante felt you were punished more/worse for betraying people you CHOOSE to be with versus those you were born with) Destiny, she betrayed Destiny by eliminating her beloved cat Gracey. All the while plotting to get her own kitten, even having a fund ready to go with the NAME of the kitten she was going to replace Gracey with. Before this are examples of her Betraying other girlfriends. Casey and Becky were probably the worst of those abused.

Do you agree? Is Amber in the absolute worst part of the deepest circle of Hell? Or do you think she would have stopped at another circle along the way? In either case, Amber has never repented for any of it.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

A 6 hour drive....Amber would swell like Violet Beauregarde . They'd have to send her to the juicing room before they could even do the consult!

One thing regarding the classical circles/levels of hell from Dante is that they enter them from the "eh not so bad" bit of hell and dive into the worst at the center. Within, the sins act as a weight that plunge you into the deepest depths based on the sins you are mired with.

A cursory glance at our former baby gorl would easily throw her in the 3rd circle for Gluttony. Its obvious. But Amber would breeze right through gluttony. You might think a little harder and pause on 4th circle of Greed, which is for those who both hoard and squander wealth...And boy does our gorl horde, and does EVERYTHING for the money, but she squanders it all away. This would be a pretty decent level most would accept for her to stay.
But some of us know our Gorl, probably better than she knows herself. No. Amber would continue down, where we have the 8th circle of hell. Fraud. Boy howdy, does Amber tick the boxes. Most hear "fraud" and think the modern crime of fraud. But the true definitions of fraud, according to sin, include hypocrisy, and willfully lying for personal gain. Amber is ever lying, and ever a hypocrit in her videos. She's constantly stating she is doing one thing to garner sympathy and views/cash, but doing another. She's always lying about her health, and her health care. Etc. This thread is filled with the examples of her Fraud in the "Sin" sense.

But I wont let Amber rest in the 8th circle, to do so would be a fraud upon all of you. No. Amber belongs in the worst part of hell, right next to Satan himself. The 9th circle of hell. TREACHERY. This circle of hell is split into different areas, but Amber belongs in the worst round of this hell. Those who betray their GUESTS. While Amber lived with her Girlfriend/lifepartner (Dante felt you were punished more/worse for betraying people you CHOOSE to be with versus those you were born with) Destiny, she betrayed Destiny by eliminating her beloved cat Gracey. All the while plotting to get her own kitten, even having a fund ready to go with the NAME of the kitten she was going to replace Gracey with. Before this are examples of her Betraying other girlfriends. Casey and Becky were probably the worst of those abused.

Do you agree? Is Amber in the absolute worst part of the deepest circle of Hell? Or do you think she would have stopped at another circle along the way? In either case, Amber has never repented for any of it.

Does being ignorant and intellectually challenged absolve one of acts that can be construed as treacherous? I'm at the point where I have to assume she's just been given a blob to occupy and she's not actually capable of recognizing humans as sentient entities?

 

[Trees]

In Heaven and Hell there is a bowl of manna served with spoons that are too long. Those in Heaven feed each other and thrive, but in Hell, Amberlynn slaps the spoon from everyone's hand and asks, "what are you taking my food for?"

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Haven't seen this hidden gem posted since it came out, so I'll put y'all on. Masterfully crafted lyrics worthy of a listen.

Love this! I'd love to see someone post the link to it on her Insta.

 

[Trees]

Get a load of this faggotry



Where's my Shaped by the Algorithm at

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Get a load of this faggotry

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Where's my Shaped by the Algorithm at

Geeezuz, Mr. Snowflake sucking Hamber's fat rolls harder than Faline leaving a hickey! Wazzup wid dat? Suppose (yawn) it will be a tad interesting if she actually replies, but doubtful. Then again, with her YouTube car stuck in the ditch, she might do anything for the Almighty Views.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Get a load of this faggotry

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This pissed me off. This is practically Boogie trying to play all sides while not caring about any of it but trying to protect his content. You guys are absolutely right to give him shit because there's no defending this.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

That ratio.....

 

[Xenomorph]

Get a load of this faggotry

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lmao pls dont strike muh channel

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

One of the things discussed here often is "what is Jades end game ?"

What if it is to outlive the deathfat?
As in :
Legally get married
Get on cheesy life insurance policy
Bitch dies
Magilla Gorilla collects..?

 

[Xenomorph]

no life insurance would ever cover her

 

[Guntal Marie]

That ratio.....

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Hambuglars will say it's Photoshop

 

[I call shenanigans]

One of the things discussed here often is "what is Jades end game ?"

Legally get married
Get on cheesy life insurance policy

She doesn't need to marry her to be the beneficiary of a life insurance policy, but as @Xenomorph has said, she couldn't get a life insurance policy if she tried. Alexandra Rodriguez was recently turned down for life insurance at 290 something pound, the reason given being "build". She chose to make a video all about her disgust at being refused because she's still super morbidly obese even after losing 100lb after WLS. Someone Amber's size doesn't have a hope in Hell.