Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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She’s already cried and told the story about her fat lesbian grandma in a mookbong her memory is such shit. She’s like “I’ll tell that story another time” you already did. What happend to telling your foster care story you started few months back? I also like how she admits to being addicted to delta 8,after lecturing us when we said she will be addicted to scratch offs and that she’s only addicted to food.

Edit:shes now questioning if she really has BED.Shes saying her psychologist told her that that fast food meal she showed once was definitely a binge. If that’s the case then everyone who orders a meal with a extra side has BED
 
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Not gonna lie here. Her last video where she admitted to quitting outpatient in less than 1 week, meaning that all of those 'therapy approved' mukbangs in March were just her gorging on camera with the lie of 'outpatient' to deflect criticism REALLY, REALLY grossed me out. Call me weak, but that hit a new level of grossness for me (in terms of Amber content). I wouldn't say it's a NEW low for her, but in my opinion it's definitely on par with some of her shittier antics.

Anyway, so now we have her current video. Plot Summary with Commentary in the spoiler, but I don't know if it's worth your time. Basically, the entire thing is Amber PRETENDING TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY. She's pretending to suddenly be realizing that she's a food addict (despite talking about for years, including mentioning it various times during her bullshit 'outpatient' arc). All through this, she keeps slipping and using phrases that clearly show there has been no ephiphany (such as a specific addiction choosing the person instead of the other way around). She also uses her brother's hardships for monetary gain, as well as an excuse to start a pity parade in her honour.


Amber claims no real obesity in her family. That's a lie, as we've seen her mother, father, and brother on social media and they are all chonkers. Also, aunt Tammie came to the farms years ago and showed a picture of when she was well into the 300lb range. And she has maintained the weight loss from doing keto.

Oh, Amber's paternal grandmother was over 600s - and a lesbian - and had WLS before Amber was born. Amber only knew gramma-reid as a dainty 200lb gorl. Although she's told us this before - on a livestream from years ago, I believe? It's why Amber felt entitled to gramma-reid's ashes when she passed.

Regarding Delta8: "It was becomming a crutch... it was becoming kinda... sorta... an addiction? I feel like ANYTHING can be an addiction, but we don't have to discuss that right now. I've quit".

Blames her binging on Delta8, as it would cause her to mindlessly eat. Claims that Delta8 nullified the effectiveness of Ozempic during the first week. You know, when she was complaining about Ozempic not working for her, and then being a nasty snarky bitch to her audience when they were offering helpful suggestions like "It may need more time than a week to work". Yet another lie to add to the list.

So, her recent Delta8 use is the reason for her 'binging' and weight - yet she is the same weight that's she's been since 2018 (with the exception of two jumps into the 550+lb range).

Quit Delta8 for one week, and no longer binging. Yet she's been same weight for every weigh in of January.

Amber wonders if she's been misdiagnosed and really has food addiction. I'm confused. Does she mean her self-misdiagnosis of BED, or the HAES specialist's misdiagnosis of BED?

The (forced) waterworks now start, as she talks about being in foster care, as well as her parents being addicts. She's feeling sorry for her past; not feeling sorry about anything SHE'S done. This is hard for her to say. Of course it is, because she has shit on her family (and others) for being addicts for the majority of her social media life. She's remained smug in the belief that she was always better than her family.

She needs to be more open; she's lost that part of herself. Go FUCK YOURSELF, Amboar. We are not your emotional dumping ground. This is why you (claim) to have a psychologist and psychiatrist. The only reason why you try to be 'open' is to financially benefit from your sob story. I don't fucking care to hear it anymore, and I'm sure others agree.

Homeless brother back in jail - I guess Amber can throw away that cardboard Christmas house now. You know, Amber, I highly doubt your brother wants you to broadcast his struggles and failures to over a quarter million people. Will you be putting a portion of the ad revenue from this video on his books so he can afford commissisary? No? Again, save it for your shrink.

Amber pretends to feel guilty about not being able to help him, and lies that he wasn't 'allowed' to move into her apartment unit. If she was able to bring in Jade (you know, while BECKY was still on the lease), then she would have been able to bring in her brother. I'm not saying she should have of - she has her own issues to sort out and is in no position to 'help' anyone else. And NO ONE should be pushed to take someone in and deal with dangers associated with them being in active addiction. I'm saying she should stop using her family's hardships to score personal pity points with her audience.

"I don't wanna say too much about his personal information.. about what he's going through... but it's also something I'm going through"... but she doesn't mean to sound selfish - FUCK OFF.

She again wonders if she's really an addict.... despite telling us MANY times that she has food addiction. Amber defines the word 'Binge' = eating when she knows she shouldn't.

"Am I like my parents, but just chose a different outlet?"
YES
Congrats, Amber. You're a junkie, just like your parents. You know, the ones that you thought you were better than because you could exploit your addiction without landing your ass in jail? Because you didn't have kids (pre 2020) for CPS to put into foster care/adoption?

"My brother chose drugs... or drugs chose him". Again, Amber finds a way to deny responsibility for her shitty choices.

"My mom is so inspiring". Yes, ex-con methmom is BETTER THAN YOU, AMBER. To our knowledge and from what we've observed: She works a job for income instead of emotionally manipulating people for profit, she no longer justifies endulging in her addiction, and she keeps co-dependent and leechy family still in active addiction FAR AWAY FROM HER in order to protect her own sobriety.

Amber says her audience claims she's not the same person she used to be. If that's the case, then her audience is retarded. Though I believe those aren't her 'audience', but rather her arselickers. Amber is exactly the same - just far fewer people believe her bullshit, so she's been changing up her tactics. Amber blames her audience for making her feel human. (That's what I thought I heard - I know this makes no sense, but I didn't feel like going back and trying to sort it out).

This is. I'd assume yesterday (January 24th), but she didn't specify. And the rule with Amber is to NOT assume. Especially since she uploaded this on Tuesday January 24th. That's a quick turnaround for her. New scale, again. Weighed herself today: 520.0lb


TL;DR: New scale, but still 520.0lbs as of 'Tuesday'. Originally weighed herself on Sunday, so she gave herself a few days to shit out enough waste to get down to a weight she'd want to share with us. Amber was using Delta8 as a crutch, so she's stopped. Mighta-sorta-coulda been KINDA addicted to it, but according to Amber ANYTHING can be an addiction. Has the sudden realization that she MIGHT be an addict (which she'll forget in a few weeks when she resets). Cries about food addiction and not delta8 addiction. Puts her brother on blast and uses his hardships for her own personal gain.
 
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She knows exactly what a binge is and she will never show us what an actual binge looks like for her. Her saying a single fast food meal was a binge is just her pretending to be dainty, as always. So fucking embarrassing for a 600lb bitch like her to act as if she isn't shoveling 5 pounds of plain ass rice, 2 tubs of Ben and Jerry's, 3 boxes of Peanut Butter cups and 4 bags of chips down her gullet every night.

There's nothing Hamberlynn wants more than to be a little anorexic who considers eating 3 Oreos a binge. If she ever filmed a REAL binge she would get so many views and she knows it, but she is too obsessed with still being perceived as DaintyLynn who somehow weighs as much as a schoolbus despite eating only 1,200 dainty calories a day, teehee. Wifey probably doesn't even know HOW MUCH Hamber actually eats. She just wakes up in the morning and a shit ton of food is just gone.
 
The happy comments and amount of likes on her latest video pisses me off. We all know it's a lying smugfest of an act she's putting on because she's hurting for money (normally she's so inactive over January!) but all those dipshits are lapping up her lahs like pigs at a trough. This time next week she'll be back to her hauls and mukbangs, arrogant as ever.
 
Remember when she couldn’t find her sympathy bone? That’s when she took some D8 while filming and actually showed the container. You could hear her smack her gums while she chewed the gummy.
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She knows exactly what a binge is and she will never show us what an actual binge looks like for her.

She won't show a binge because she doesn't binge.
She eats the same amount of food throughout the day, every day and has done for years. The fake binging bullshit is used strictly to make herself a victim.

This tramp does not have BED and she does not binge.
 
I have to know how many of these gummies she was eating at a time to "get high". A dainty dose won't do it for people of size.

I've also done my research of taking the first result to a google question and found some fascinating information

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Sucks that the Henry won't let a guy with (probably) a felony get on the lease. What a wonderful side character he would have been. Is he the brother that got adopted? But for the grace of god go I, not even nurture could save the one that got out of the Reid family orbit.
 
Sucks that the Henry won't let a guy with (probably) a felony get on the lease. What a wonderful side character he would have been. Is he the brother that got adopted? But for the grace of god go I, not even nurture could save the one that got out of the Reid family orbit.
I do not think the Henry cares or even could stop her brother to stay with them. Instead, I think that because of his previous convictions and probably being in parole, he could not leave the state. The other reason is that Jade absolutely refuse to have him move in, otherwise she would leave.
 
So, if her mass large quantities of food were limited to 3 meals a day it would be... okay? What is a binge anyways when the feeding trough is all day, everyday?

Lots of families have addiction in them, including mine. Boo hoo. Life isn't fair. Wouldn't we all love to smoke, drink, eat, drug as much as we want with NO bodily consequences? Sorry. Grow the fuck up.

I do think Overeater's Anonymous could be of great help to her. Your sponsor has heard and lived ALL the excuses, sweetie.
 
Lots of families have addiction in them, including mine. Boo hoo.
Oh, the stories I could tell on that subject.

But along with what you said, it's how you overcome them, get on with your life and put that shit in the dust trail behind you.

Hamber can't. She never will. And although I've said this six bazillion times here, I'll say it again. Her FAT is her crutch in life. Being the heffalump she is somehow resolves any PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for the shitshow she calls a life.

It's so evident in her baby tears in this last video. Blaming addiction, your 600 lb. Lesbian grandmother, everyone and everything else for your life circumstances points to only one thing -- look in the fucking mirror and you'll see the culprit for all your woe is me.

Slappy out.
 
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