Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Poor thing looks matted as fuck.
 
Did she say, "I'm rambling but that's ok, we're here to listen to me talk"?
In spite of the complaints about sitting and talking to the camera, she thinks people only want to hear her talk. That's why she sees no reason to change anything.

Remember the old song which said, "I don't care what you think...as long as it's about me." That's Amber. She literally does not care if it's positive or negative, good or bad, praising or trolling...as long as it's about her, which gives her the narc attention as well as the money she craves. The only thing she really fears is indifference.
 
I've never seen a cat look like it's given up on life quite as much as this one. It makes me sad just looking at it. Amber is such a nasty owner, I'm not sure how she's managed to retain custody of her animals.
The only one of her pets that she vaguely cares about (and the word "cares" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here) is Twinkee Storr, maybe because dogs are more clingy than cats which suits Amber's narc personality.
 
I have my own reaction going, but took a break for my sanity's sake, and this came up. I've not watched the entire thing so as not to be influenced by it, just the intro. Even if you do not watch the entire thing, you really should watch the intro. Imagine: actual effort in a video.


The frogs have no staying power.

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Not sustainable, Ham.
 
Irked Content uploaded a video earlier of some of the iconic ChefLynn moments from the gaycare era and my god. Most of those clips I was too familiar with to be surprised at all but one in particular took me aback, I had totally forgotten about it. She makes a whole packet of "herb angel hair pasta" (I'm not from the US so can't really tell what that is but it sounds unhealthy and salty as fuck) and eats it while drinking a diet coke, whilst at the same time admitting that she has food addiction and is feeling heartburn. Of COURSE you're feeling heartburn bitch, you're combining salty ass simple carbs with carbonated diet soda, your stomach probably hated that shit. Yikes, I can't even imagine, just the thought of it makes me feel sick.

Funny too how in this era she was openly calling herself a food addict. Yet another piece of evidence proving that she goes back and forth with these diagnoses (hear that, Amber? the word is diagnoses. not diagnose-se-ses, idiot) that she pulls out of her shelf ass. Hilarious.
 
My YouTube algorithm thinks I want to watch a faggot dress like Amberlynn Reid and reenact her videos almost shot for shot.


I guess the algorithm isn’t wrong exactly. This guy was kind of what I thought MichaelBPetty was going to be like after he dropped that first video. If this guy learned how to edit and make the videos more punchy rather than just reenacting Amber’s videos dressed in drag they might have a chance of being funny.

This one has some YoungDumbHoneyBun shade:

 
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