Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pistolwhipped]

Speed running the WLS process is the only speed running Amby has ever wanted to do. I bet the dietician knew she made the right call as soon as Amber began her temper tantrum.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Diagnosis means she is incapable of her own decisions regarding food.

If she wants to drop a few pounds I suggest she find another high other than food. At least for a year……methlynn era? By the way it has to be an illegal high. Cuz reasons. Methlynnreid has a nice ring to it.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Diagnosis means she is incapable of her own decisions regarding food.

If she wants to drop a few pounds I suggest she find another high other than food. At least for a year……methlynn era? By the way it has to be an illegal high. Cuz reasons. Methlynnreid has a nice ring to it.

I guess that's what she's hoping for with this ADHD diagnosis bullshit. Legal amphetamines to assist with her weight loss.

That Peter Griffin ball chin is coming along nicely.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Knew it….there was no way Amber was going to get through all her appointments without talking about binge eating even if she changed her mind about having it and lied to the dietician initially. She let that psych with his 3x normal amount of food fool her, and then shot herself right in the foot. So basically she is back where she was last time she tried this, where she needs therapy to help her stop binge eating. She’s not going to get approved in 12 months either because she can’t break that habit overnight. She’s very likely a couple of years away still.

Also bugger off with the 600lb life reference when what she really wanted to say was “this bastard operated on Tammy Slaton of all people and I’m no where near as bad as her”. That is why she chose Dr Smith in the first place. She has zero concept that made for TV Reality Shows are far from reality. They are scripted and heavily edited drama. If she still wants WLS as she says she does, then she can use this next year to prove it to everyone involved in the approval process, and in the meantime give herself more options and a safer surgical risk threshold. Of course she won’t because all those “silly little changes” she made in the last couple of days were wasted. Next time you try to fool professionals Amber don’t try to pretend you plateau at 500lb, because they know that’s you scoffing down your maintenance calories at a minimum. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if that “plateau” was a gain and she knew any gaining weight gets you kicked off the program. Time will tell if she sticks with the non-surgical program now and at least continues with dietician appointments. She’ll be keeping that troublesome sludgy gallbladder for at least another year or two.

Finally, may the audience you begged to be kind to you after this major letdown, fail to find their “sympathy bones”.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She said she “talked to feline and others in my life about it” like Jade hasn’t been giggling and silently staring at amber eating fucking McDonald’s and KFC for the last year and a half. You have zero support.

And she hinted we will be mad next video so she’s doing WW or Jenny Craig just watch. A fad diet where’s she’s still in control of what she eats and zero exercise? Sign amber up.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Simply adored her whole 'Do I tell YouTube? Wah wah wah I was crushed!'

One phrase for ya, AL.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

I really fucking hate her "gotta have my rewards with minimum effort" mentality when it comes to weight loss.

"The dietician said, "You have to go 365 days without a binge". That broke me."

Then do it. Prove that you can go for a whole fucking year without binging. Show your fucking resolve. Or are you thinking that you've already "worked so hard" and now you deserve your reward i.e. WLS? So what if the people from MSPL get to have the surgery even though they're bigger than you? WLS is not the only way to lose weight, you idiot. I would tell you to spend the year setting achievable weight loss goals and sticking to counting calories and regular exercise, but since we have 10 years of you failing to do just that, I'll just be wasting my breath.

If you are so sure you're a changed woman who has conquered BED and can stick to the pre-op requirements, then prove it with your actions. Stop telling us you're different now. No one believes you anymore, thanks to your stupid lahs.

 

[TwinkieStorr]

"The dietician said, "You have to go 365 days without a binge". That broke me."

Aaaand... the WLS option is not an option anymore. (unbelievable)
I swear we've already seen this arc under a different name. Her channel is just one storyline repeating itself for eternity

 

[dfranki723]

Seems I was correct. She jumps back on the binging lie when it suits her. You don't have BED you disgusting beast.

''Youtube has always been a priority''. What? The fuck is she talking about? You do the bare minimum and complain about it incessantly.

Hm, she might fail at everything in her life BUT she's buying vitamins! Incredible, So brave.
FUCK ME.
''Trauma based'' fear of taking fucking vitamins? Lemme guess somebody sexually assaulted you with vitamin D tablets at one of the hundred care homes you were in whilst force feeding you yoghurt and refusing to let you go to your dance/football practice and it was like the wooooorst thing you've ever experienced?

She's so happy to be saying all of this nonsense. Muh bad news. Muh dietician. Muh trauma. Muh fear. Muh ADHD.

She's so special and damaged.
You weren't diagnosed with shit outside of being a greedy cunt. The smugness is off the charts. It's absolutely insane.

The more she talks about quantities of food the more apparent it becomes that she has no fucking knowledge of dietary habits or eating disorders. This glutton is simply the manifestation of greed.

 

[Bilibin]

Convenient how she's realised she doesn't have binge eating disorder or any other food related issues just before a psych evaluation where having BED would disqualify her. Weird how things work out like that.

Called it although I'm sure everyone saw it for what it was as soon as she flipped on this. It's a little funny to see her fishing for diagnoses come back to bite her in the shelf. Wonder if she's kicking herself for pursuing an "official" diagnoses or maybe someone else is getting the blame for that.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

So, basically, she's just throwing a big tittybaby fit because she was told no

"I wanted to get weight loss surgery this summer!" She blubbers.

Did anyone believe that? I don't think she even believed that lol.

It's some pipe dream. Like what crackheads make up when they're in rehab, and then immediately go snort meth in a dirty gas station bathroom across the street.


Also, I don't think she has ADHD/ADD at all.

I think she's just trying to get that diagnosis because it can be a catch-all excuse for being lazy.

I'm not going to PL that much, but in order to get a proper diagnosis, as far as I remember, she'd need people in her life to back up her history, wouldn't she?
Does she even have access to anyone that could give a good report? Transcripts? Anything?

Spoiler: well to add context

but when I was actually diagnosed, my mom went in and told the psych my history, going back to when I was a child. I was a teen at the time. I also had my advisor and teachers at school put in words. I'm not sure if it's only applied that far back if you're in school though. I'm probably just being butthurt because I know from experience that it's not a quirky thing and it fucking sucks; It's not just being hyper and ditzy. And there is still a stigma about it since ppl abuse meds that help treat it. At least imo.

Idk. I just never got the vibes of her having it, and that's saying from my own experience.

ADD/ADHD doesn't start showing up once you hit a certain age like with bipolar or something else; its lifelong behavioral patterns for the most part.

A lot of her mental issues just go back to being under stimulated imo.


A final thing, is that REALLY the definition of a binge? Idk. I'm not a professional.
But it seems too open-ended to be the definition. Or is it a Amberlynn definition?

 

[Mediogre]

I don't know how it is there, but here gettinng the ADHD diagnosis is a hell of a lot more hoops than WLS. Plus I doubt she could take the meds. They test for blood pressure elevation every appointment and a raise at her weight is an automatic cessation of the meds. She did well on Ozempic. She supposedly got down to 466, probably her lowest weight in the last 5 years. She COULD do that again but refuses to, so I think she doesn't want this bad enough at all.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

...and today Amber found out there is no reality in Reality TV. She's nowhere near as bad as those MSHPL! Who also do not get surgery.

But she's CHANGED! Except the scale. She keeps changing her mind about BED and having a therapist!

Angels in America, what is change?

Spoiler: Tony Kushner, I love you

God splits the skin with a jagged thumbnail from throat to belly and then plunges a huge filthy hand in, he grabs hold of your bloody tubes and they slip to evade his grasp but he squeezes hard, he insists, he pulls and pulls till all your innards are yanked out and the pain! We can't even talk about that. And then he stuffs them back, dirty, tangled and torn. It's up to you to do the stitching.

It is more than dainty sips and vitamins. Pity.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

She really stomped in there like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka, screaming "I want WLS and I want it now!" and expected them to just say yes ma'am. What an idiot. And since she's said it for a month, if all she has to do is not binge, just don't. Remember, just sit with the discomfort? Just say no? It's not BED it's addiction! Gonna be fun to see her walk that shit back now that she has an excuse to order her 20 nuggies.

She said she's surprised she made it through the video without crying and she's been crying so much... According to her she's ALWAYS crying so exactly how is this different? Go boohoo somewhere else, we all saw this coming on January 2nd.

This she could never go one year without eating like ten assholes

I completely misunderstood this when I read it, but either way it's absolutely correct.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. This video was TEXTBOOK Narc-not-getting-their-way nonsense. Amber was told no (or rather, 'not yet') in regards to something she wanted "NOW!!!!", and had a full breakdown over it.

Spoiler: i got bad news

"Hey Guize!"

YouTube was a priority for her even when she couldn't crawl out of bed to breathe or brush her teeth (yet she was ALWAYS able to crawl out of bed to EAT during these times).

This would result in her looking awful in her videos. She's now decided to choose herself and not go on camera when she's like that (until the money Jade gave her for WLS gets spent on Amazon and UberEats, and Amber needs more YouTube coin).

Bad news (which she's not going to talk about), and then bad news from her last appointment.

"Scurred" to take a multi-vitamin because of 'muh mentulz' and 'muh trauma'. Isn't afraid to take actual DRUGS because of... reasons? She's mentioned before that she doesn't have it in her to get addicted to that kind of stuff - she's only addicted to food... and shopping.... (and narc supply).

Talks about walking around her kitchen island and appartment to get her 3000-4000 daily steps. Talks about the shows she watches (what 30 year old still watches the JERSEY SHORE?!) You ain't Snooki, Amber. She's a meatball, not a butter gollum. Isn't she also married with a mini-meatball of her own? Hang on....

... Okay, I'm back. Just went down a bit of a rabbit hole to see what was up with Snooki. So, Snooki married the love of her life and became a wife, managed to lose a significant amount of weight (and keep it off) by having the discipline to maintain a calorie deficit, got lip injections, had a cute little bambina (and 2 cute bambinos), got a breast augmentation, and is now a 'boss-babe' running her own business (a retail store). Holy fuck, I take it ALL back. Amber: BE JUST LIKE SNOOKI! She's accomplished EVERYTHING you want out of life!

ADHD Update: She feels like she has it. She's conned her psychologist to have her evaluated, and she might be evaluated in 5 months.

WLS Update: The dietician won't approve Amber for surgery until she's been 1 year binge-free because of her HAES Psychologist diagnosing her with BED. She can't wrap her head around it, because she managed to bullshit the WLS psychologist into to approving her.

Amber admits that she's been eating "LAAAARRRRRGGE quantities of food", yet somehow was still not eating like the other 500+ pound individuals on MSHPL.

IT'S UNFAIR!! SHE HASN'T BINGED FOR TWO MONTHS!!! SHE'S BEEN REALLY GOOD AND LOST 13 LBS IN 2 MONTHS THIS YEAR!!! (Except that incident 3 or so weeks ago when she 'didn't say no'. Renaming the issue doesn't make it go away)

Personally, I agree that this isn't fair! This has deprived her audience of hearing about her frequent experiences of dumping syndrome, as well as us watching the marvel of her continuing to gain despite medical interventions doing everything they could to stop her from eating. We'll also miss out on the inevitable bitching about the surgical team post-op, like she did after her hysterectomy. Remember how she spent at least a month complaining about spine pain and worrying about 'spine swelleeeen', hinting that the anesthesiologist screwed up her epidural (that she had to get because she was too fat for general anesthetic)? Kiwi Farms remembers. Now we'll just be watching more of her sitting at her standing desk, and bitching about how her fucked up life is all her audience's fault (aka: 'VLOGS').

Amber 'immediately broke down' in front of the dietician, and had 'a full-blown panic attack'. Oh, you mean like the 'panic attack' aimed at Becky that time she forgot to buy the tube-turkey when she was fetching Amber's groceries while Amber lounged in the car? Yet more evidence that Amber's 'panic attacks' are, in reality, little more than toddler-esque tantrums and narc rage.

So of COURSE her first thought with this is about how she's gonna spin this on YouTube, as this was very obviously a plotline for coin and not actually about her health.

Amber moos about her feefees. This has been another 'obstacle' and 'thing' to get in the way of her goals. Yes, AMBER has been the one getting in the way of AMBER'S GOALS for years. She blames HAVING A B.E.D. DIAGNOSIS (and not the overeating behaviour itself) for being denied. You know, the self-diagnosis that she spent YEARS trying to get made official? This has nothing to do with the dietician, the psychologist, or this particular doctor's rules for WLS, this is HER TOXIC BEHAVIOUR and DISHONESTY getting in her way.

"It SUCKS" and it brings up "past trauma" of being told no by the last WLS. But but but, I don't understand why this is bad.... (*sarcasm*) Amber said that if she was told that she wasn't eligible right away and needed more therapy, she wouldn't consider it a failure like she did the last time. You know, because it all 'clicked' in her head and she now has a new mindset. I mean, she wanted to be in the low 400s and for her liver to be as healthy as it could be for the surgery. This gives her a year to improve her overall health and reduce her risk of dying from the surgery - which she obviously needs considering she's only lost 13 lbs (520lbs to 503lbs) and has now "plateaued" since it all 'clicked' for her 2 MONTHS AGO.

"I was doing the stupid little rules" - I think that attitude right there is the problem.

Amber was only following the "stupid little rules" because she thought surgery was around the corner. Now that she has to actually WORK for this, she wants to go back to her 'old habits'. There is now so much time for her to fail - again, this attitude is the problem. Isn't it better to make your mistakes BEFORE the surgery as opposed to AFTER they've gutted you like a fish and there's no going back? The dietician saw right through your bullshit.

"I don't have issues binging ... anymore ((JUMPCUT!!)) And I've never had those types of issues".

"I don't want to explain what I'm doing. You'll see it in the next video". Keep in mind that she found out about this on the appointment on Feb 22. It's already been 5 days, and likely another several before she 'shows' us what she's been doing. Likely, she's already tried, failed, and filmed another diet storyline, and will drip-feed it to us over the month of March as 'new content'.

"A lot of people will be mad at me. A lot of people are mad at me, regardless". No, Amber. NO ONE CARES. This is nothing more than a low-budget soap opera for us (as that's what you've chosen to make of your life and channel). We've got our own lives to keep on the tracks - we don't have the time or emotional energy to actually FEEL anything over YOUR DECISION to dedicate your life to cosplaying the East Palestine freight train derailment (too soon? I was going to reference our Lac-Mégantic rail disaster instead, but I figured that most people here wouldn't have caught the reference)

Promises that she'll go back to uploading every other day, starting a few days from now. It's what makes her happiest (*SNORT!*)

Amber's looking in to getting (another) therapist.

TL;DR: Amber must be binge-free for a year to qualify for surgery. Amber thinks it's not fair, because she doesn't have BED and never really had it. Amber doesn't want to wait a year because it's too much time and she wants to mess up AFTER the surgery, not before. Amber shows the shitty, toxic attitude that got her denied from the surgery, while being unable to understand why the dietician denied her surgery. Vlogs are back, as filming every other day is what makes her happiest. Amber should strive to be more like Snooki.

 

[Cluster Beezin]

This is actually the best possible outcome for her. She has more time now to work on those "silly" habits like cutting out carbonated drinks and eating small portions, and she also has a real chance now to actually lose some weight before having the surgery, so going under anesthesia isn't quite as horribly risky. But none of that will happen, she's already talking like they told her she can never get WLS and she might as well just give up completely. A year is not that long and in the grand scheme of Amber's life, it's nothing.

The "a binge is not a binge unless it's 3x what you normally eat" is a technicality. She is eating thousands of calories a day to maintain 500lbs. It literally does not matter if she is binging or "just overeating." She gets so caught up in semantics. No one really gives a shit if she's eating "3x what she normally eats," the reality is that it would not be safe for someone who just got WLS to consume what she's eating on any regular day. Amber used BED as a crutch right up until it interfered with her WLS plans and now it's "unfair" and she doesn't really have it.

"I'm not as bad as the people on MSHPL" is also just a giant cope. Amber is 500 pounds with a whole host of health issues that get worse by the day. At least a decent portion of the MSHPL people make ACTUAL EFFORT before and after surgery that shows they're committed to the lifestyle change, something Amber has failed to do for years and years. But you're better than them because you don't eat as much food at once? Sure.

She gives up at the slightest setback and this will be no different. She already admitted that she was only motivated because she thought WLS was "right around the corner" and now that it's not, her "mindset" is different. My prediction is she will come back in a few days with a brand new Jenny Craig or WW arc and we will continue with the same repetitive cycle of content while she continues to gain and lose the same 10-15 pounds.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

A final thing, is that REALLY the definition of a binge?

No, I'm almost positive that's how the doctors tried to put it into perspective and she took it literally. The definition of a binge is eating large quantities and feeling unable to stop. Doesn't matter if it's 2x or 3x what you'd usually eat. That's all subjective.

 

[TardiX]

Granted I didn't watch her dumb video but was she actually *denied* or just given a year long requirement to meet like EVERYONE said would happen? Whether it be lose a certain amount, be on a certain diet, psych eval, everyone said the approval process would take months to a year.

So why is she oinking now? Can't she just do her 365 days of no binging since she totes never binges and get WLS after that?

I get that she's a brain rot retard and wants instant gratification but was this an actual denial/not approved? Sounds like she just finally heard the terms everyone was expecting and gave up

 

[that blue peach]

This one made me pretty MATI. The entitlement, the pity-party, the bold-faced lying. I knew something like this was coming sooner rather than later but damn. She's been particularly despicable during this whole WLS fantasy arc. I especially wanted to punch her when she said shit like "it's not fair", "I don't deserve this", "again I've worked so hard but it's not enough". Yeah I'm not even gonna go into how disgusting and dishonest and pitiful that is cause it's not worth it, but I'll go ahead and throw out a good Fuck you, Hamber, you nasty fat pig.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hello ratio my old friend.......