Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FarmVille]

Jade needs to go. Find some other tard wrangling feeder to through Nike bucks at this shit is ridiculous

 

[Lady Astrid Bitchypants]

Best course of action. Fat Albert will do one of two things:

1. change, add side characters, and get interesting
2. fucking die. Bedbound. in her own creamy feces

I sincerely hope for number 2.

Holy fuck. I’ve been in the direct patient care medical field for more years than I would care to remember, I’ve seen every bodily fluid, most of the organs, adipose (fat) tissue, various nasty shit and corpses galore. Nothing grosses me out. But the sentence “fucking die. Bedbound. In her own creamy feces” combined with an imagined visual of a dead mountain of melting ALR made me gag. The poor cleaners that would have to scrub up after that…

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Binge eating is very specific, like she would be binging on iced tea mix, protein powder, bread crumbs, literally whatever is available. Fatty just likes to stuff her face, and has used this disorder as a shield from criticism for almost 10 years. "You can't like judge me for eating 9000 calories okay, I have a Metnal Illnuss it's not my fault."

This right here. Binge eating is chaos and we never hear about how she ate milkshake powder, disgusting concoctions of flour sugar and milk, and stale cookies because there wasn’t anything in the cupboard. Yes she may restock the cupboards regularly but it just doesn’t last if you binge. There is no patiently waiting for your Uber eats, there’s eating everything before you even order.

Sure, planned binges do happen but it still has the element of chaos. You know you’re home alone at the weekend so you hoard food to prepare but even that stash gets eaten before the day comes.

She’s either a really good liar (lol) or it doesn’t happen. She would have slipped up at some point and posted about it if it happened.

Chronic overeater fits her far more than BED. She doesn’t know what normal portions are and doesn’t want to find out as this means she will feel uncomfortable.

All her excuses and bullshit makes her no different from any of the other deathfats. This should crush her narcissistic ego because she must have some awareness of how unspecial she is, although I’m sure she’s deluded enough to pretend that little voice is just lying and her quirky dainty little self is totally unique!

 

[Salvador Dali]

let's talk about my body | gaining weight? | vlog​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Shade For Days]

let's talk about my body | gaining weight? | vlog​

Spoiler: Archive

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I commented this under ALR's latest video & she immediately deleted it, so I'm guessing there must be some truth to it:


"So it's not her gaining weight, it's her lipodema guise - she's just swollen! I'm not buying it bc if she was following her diet as prescribed by the dietician, the dietician would have drastrically reduced her sodium intake. So either way (eating too many calories, or eating too much sodium) she is being non-compliant to the program & is gaining weight."

Idk how much longer she can try to pretend that she isn't gaining weight bc it is becoming very obvious (imo) that she is gaining.

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[TardiX]

I like how she put a question mark in the title like it isn't glaringly obvious to anyone with eyes and we need her to tell us

 

[VirginMary]

I commented this under ALR's latest video & she immediately deleted it, so I'm guessing there must be some truth to it:


"So it's not her gaining weight, it's her lipodema guise - she's just swollen! I'm not buying it bc if she was following her diet as prescribed by the dietician, the dietician would have drastrically reduced her sodium intake. So either way (eating too many calories, or eating too much sodium) she is being non-compliant to the program & is gaining weight."

Idk how much longer she can try to pretend that she isn't gaining weight bc it is becoming very obvious (imo) that she is gaining.

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Some of the dumbest shit (which in her case is every other day now...).
If it's the God forsaken lipedema that causes the gain, why the fuck do you need WLS, you beast?

She for sure has gained, because if she is eating even a nibble less that she usually does she steps on the scale and tells us she lost 0,00002 lbs and how proud she is.

Immobile whore.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

This right here. Binge eating is chaos and we never hear about how she ate milkshake powder, disgusting concoctions of flour sugar and milk, and stale cookies because there wasn’t anything in the cupboard. Yes she may restock the cupboards regularly but it just doesn’t last if you binge. There is no patiently waiting for your Uber eats, there’s eating everything before you even order...

There was a video that Amber did in 2019... or maybe late 2018? Doesn't matter - ANYWAY. In the video, she sorts through this giant glass jar that's been visible on the kitchen counter in her videos for the previous MONTHS. The jar must have been about a foot in diameter (30cm), and about 15" or so tall (38-39 cm) JAM-PACKED with protein and meal replacement bars. She starts going through them, and complains at all but two of them being expired. I'm not going to go into detail about how I know this (it's not relevant), but items like that just DON'T sit there until they expire in a house with a binge eater. Even if they aren't as tasty as "reeeee-ceeeees cups".

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Plot Summary with Commentary. Not a reeeecap. I really hope that this one isn't like the last two and we get some content.... or at least cuntent. I have a feeling we're being hosed, though. Anyway, let's go!

Spoiler: let's talk about my body | gaining weight? | vlog

Vloggity Vlog.

Amber has been using a LED light for her videos - expecting praise for the absolute bare-minimum. YouTube is her EVERYTHING.

Complains about her gray hairs. Blames most of it on foundation in her hair. Amazing! Foundation gives her the appearance of all of that gray, even on days when she's not wearing makeup!

People ask about her ear bud. She keeps it in her ear all day, because she's incapable of functioning during the day unless she's constantly consuming media.

"Tennis shoe" (walking shoe) update: She bought them. Leave it up to Amber to turn buying a pair of shoes into a multi-episode story arc.

Amber shows her billion-trillion YouTube video tabs open on her browser and boasts about having the attention span of a flea.

Rarity sighting!!

Dietician Update!! Dietician still hasn't talked to the surgeon, but will be setting up an appointment soon. Amber figures she'll know by the end of the week. That's end of the week in the 'Amberverse' timezone. At this rate, we'll be lucky to find out the answer by May. Though, let's be real, we all ALREADY know what the outcome will be.

Blames her recent increased fatness on water swelleeen and lipedema. Considering that the dietician has given you a meal plan that involves reduced portions (to prepare you for your smaller post-op stomach capacity), your supposed weight loss should still be making you smaller overall, counteracting the swelling. And yet you are STILL bigger.....

Shames her audience. We're judgemental! She has a diagnosed illness!!! Everytime she looks huge, it's lipedema, you fat-phobic, abelist, despeckful pieces of shit!

PO BOX TIME!!!! Amber blabs and answers the questions her fan sent in a letter - I'm not bothering to cover it, because we know she just says whatever pops into her head and won't actually do it. The present from the fan was a Brita Water Filter kit with extra filters that she'll never use. Amber cackles at the stupdity of her well-meaning fan, and informs them that her super-special OCD does not allow her to drink tap water - even filtered tap water - as it makes her think of worms.

Meanwhile I'm also laughing at the fan. WTF is wrong with you, to waste your money on Amber?

Matthew 7:6
"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces".

Okay, time for the retards who still want to send her stuff to send bougie spring water bottles filled with worms and bugs to tweak her "OCD". Actually, on the PO Box topic, I wonder if the haydurz have gotten creative with the trolling yet? You know, stuff like mailing her a wire coathanger with the note "You mother asked me to send this to her about 33 years ago, but I'm kinda late with it and don't have her address anymore. Could pass it on for me?" Anyway, back to the (shit)show!

After ridiculing her fan, Amber says Jade will use it and gives an insincere thanks.

Mini fridge update - the water is cold.

Comment of the day (voice over while we watch her brush out her rats nest): You'd be a spoiled brat if it were about a puppy or a purse, not saving your life!!

Considering she ignores medical advice, actively does the OPPOSITE of what is required for her to save her life on a daily basis, and that her demands actually had nothing to do with saving her life... no, she was being an entitled brat. Of course, Amber doesn't feel like she was being a spoiled brat. She compares this to having cancer. She wants to save her life NOW, not later... despite making no meaning moves to save her life NOW.

TL;DR: Lots of pointless bullshit and CUNTENT. Amber makes us watch her brush her hair while she does the comment of the day as a voiceover. Cackles and acts ungrateful for a well-meaning fan giving her a Brita Water Filter Kit, then later adds an insincere 'thanks' at the end. She's not getting fatter - it's swelleeen and lipedema. Amber shames her audience. Brief (and CUTE) Rarity sighting, but it's not worth watching the video for it).

 

[FatalTater]

Don't watch this shit... unless you want nightmares. In that case watch the first 15 seconds or so. Watch the archive, don't reward her for this.
FailureLynn's looking old, and those angles make it SO much worse.

Crusty old lesbian dresses like 12 year old girls did in the mid 1990s and blathers lies about herself. That's good YouTube content, right?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Some of the dumbest shit (which in her case is every other day now...).
If it's the God forsaken lipedema that causes the gain, why the fuck do you need WLS, you beast?

She for sure has gained, because if she is eating even a nibble less that she usually does she steps on the scale and tells us she lost 0,00002 lbs and how proud she is.

Immobile whore.

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Those fucking droopy arms are the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

OCD so bad she can't drink tap water but orders ice from Sonic. The fuck does she think that's made with? Just oh so quirky and unique.

Jade needs to go. Find some other tard wrangling feeder to through Nike bucks at this shit is ridiculous

The problem is she always made herself presentable (as much as a 500 pound tard can, anyway) whenever she moved on to her next live in nurse. I don't know how she's gonna manage that with her lack of mobility. I still don't understand why an able bodied 20 something would give up their life to sit in an apartment in Kentucky with a boring as fuck deathfat. It just boggles the mind.

Jesus fuck she's huge, and that dress is ugly. Everything about that picture is horrifying. I will never understand how she looks in the mirror with arms as big as a person's waist and does nothing to change. Just wild.

 

[Smiling with air]

After her diagnosis of lipodema she should be doing everything the doctor says to lose weight. She hasn’t and won’t.

All this horseshit nonsense about retaining water. When her heart finally gives out and it won’t be in 20 years time for sure, I won’t crying any tears for her. She’s had thousands of chances.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh, AL, you sweet ignorant child.



You're drinking tap water, anyway.

It'd be a real shame if she were to discover this fact.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

OCD so bad she can't drink tap water but orders ice from Sonic. The fuck does she think that's made with? Just oh so quirky and unique.


The problem is she always made herself presentable (as much as a 500 pound tard can, anyway) whenever she moved on to her next live in nurse. I don't know how she's gonna manage that with her lack of mobility. I still don't understand why an able bodied 20 something would give up their life to sit in an apartment in Kentucky with a boring as fuck deathfat. It just boggles the mind.


Jesus fuck she's huge, and that dress is ugly. Everything about that picture is horrifying. I will never understand how she looks in the mirror with arms as big as a person's waist and does nothing to change. Just wild.

Well, I'm going to be the anti-bitch today and say that her makeup at the start of the video looked very nice, the pink lipstick was pretty [did it change after about 30 seconds/a cut, or was that just lighting?], and her eyeliner wings were neatly done.

I am also glad to see her making more effort to look put together. And fr, a shower, makeup, neat braid, real clothes and a load of laundry in by 845 am is a good way to start the day, so credit where credit is due.



I only watched a couple of minutes. When she started talking about lymphedema and lipodema, which started to sound like back to bullshitting, it took the glow off my nice feelings, so I cut it. Glad I did and missed the box openings, bc it's so wrong to shit on sincere gifts of any sort.



(And Brita pitchers/cartridges are not inexpensive - certainly a lot more than I would ever spend on a stranger not in need, much less some youtuber/SM person. Amber, please donate it, new in the box with the filters. Or maybe Jayde isn't afraid of water...well, clearly not, since she actually washes her fruit - with soap, even - clearly a strong competitor in the Hygiene Olympics.)

 

[Xenomorph]

She looks like a corpse

 

[dingobaby]

Looks like we're turning into GrandmaLynn's sit with me and hear about my health issues era. She should really just commit and go the way of the munchie.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There was a video that Amber did in 2019... or maybe late 2018? Doesn't matter - ANYWAY. In the video, she sorts through this giant glass jar that's been visible on the kitchen counter in her videos for the previous MONTHS. The jar must have been about a foot in diameter (30cm), and about 15" or so tall (38-39 cm) JAM-PACKED with protein and meal replacement bars. She starts going through them, and complains at all but two of them being expired. I'm not going to go into detail about how I know this (it's not relevant), but items like that just DON'T sit there until they expire in a house with a binge eater. Even if they aren't as tasty as "reeeee-ceeeees cups".

That would be this (cued):

Those fucking droopy arms are the stuff of nightmares.

I'm happy to have someone sharing my vote for Ham's most terrifying visible body part.

OCD so bad she can't drink tap water but orders ice from Sonic. The fuck does she think that's made with? Just oh so quirky and unique.

Unicorn piss. Pure as the driven snow.

The problem is she always made herself presentable (as much as a 500 pound tard can, anyway) whenever she moved on to her next live in nurse. I don't know how she's gonna manage that with her lack of mobility. I still don't understand why an able bodied 20 something would give up their life to sit in an apartment in Kentucky with a boring as fuck deathfat. It just boggles the mind.

People are fuckin weird.

Jesus fuck she's huge, and that dress is ugly. Everything about that picture is horrifying. I will never understand how she looks in the mirror with arms as big as a person's waist and does nothing to change. Just wild.

Truly.

I am also glad to see her making more effort to look put together. And fr, a shower, makeup, neat braid, real clothes and a load of laundry in by 845 am is a good way to start the day, so credit where credit is due.

Start? She probably napped at 8 PM and has been up since midnight or 1 AM.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Oh, AL, you sweet ignorant child.

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You're drinking tap water, anyway.

It'd be a real shame if she were to discover this fact.

Bottles water companies don't make water, they make Bottles.

 

[Constellationzero]

Holy fuck. I’ve been in the direct patient care medical field for more years than I would care to remember, I’ve seen every bodily fluid, most of the organs, adipose (fat) tissue, various nasty shit and corpses galore. Nothing grosses me out. But the sentence “fucking die. Bedbound. In her own creamy feces” combined with an imagined visual of a dead mountain of melting ALR made me gag. The poor cleaners that would have to scrub up after that…

Have you read about "Shay" from the old LiveJournal?

 

[Xenomorph]

Her hair is so thin that braid looked like a white trash rat tail.
BITCH YOU BALD! LMAO
Love that for you! I assume most of her hair growth is on and around her fetid cavernous crusty minge.