Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Cornfed said:
I would lover to hear from any of her foster parents BTW.
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So abyooosed and so ooopressed that this foster kid was allowed to be over 300 pounds. Only lost the (clap * head dodge) Eightynine Poundsssssss! (clap) because Krystal's parents treated this fat POS like a bona fide low functioning Prader-Wili.

Shit... like a PW, she might've eaten dog shit right out of the yard if they didn't police her hard enough.
 
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FatalTater said:
Forget lipstick on a pig, Amber is winged eyeliner on a greasy lump of dirt. Yuck.

I was thinking about the dance thing.
Amber was born in 1990, in the days before Health At Any Size.
She would have been 15 in 2005, when fatties were becoming more common and being tolerated a little bit more.
Dance is not fat tolerant, I don't care what TikTok tries to show you.
I forgot where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere redundant, like to say that LiarLynn lies because that's the only way she can be special or accepted. Also for manipulation because why not I guess.
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Nah bro, in 2005 she would have been laughed off the stage for even walking on.. let alone attempting to dance lol... There's just no way.
 
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less! Not a reeecap. Hmmm, "run errands with me, gallery wall haul, & am I getting married?' Wow, I can answer this for y'all right now: BITCH DON'T RUN, NO ONE CARES, and LOL NO...

... I still have to watch it, don't I? DAMNIT! Alright fine, Engage!

"Hello hello, welcome to a new vloggity vlog".

FREEZE FRAME!!!
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Eyeliner discussion - [SKIP]

Amber, you don't have hooded eyelids. You're fat. Sorry, you're "swollen".

JUMPCUT!! Notes to each other on a chalkboard. Hey, you forgot to include your weight again!

PB Pretzel review: Soooo good. They were originally for Jade, but I guess Amber's eating them.

Placard:
[As you've noticed, I've been showing me leaving the house instead of not vlogging this part of my life]

So what, you want a cookie for doing the bare minimum - stupid question, Boolean! Nevermind.

Placard:
[So many people think I'm home bound and it's the farthest from the truth]

If Jade up and left you with no notice (and took your phone), within 4 days you'd be EATING YOUR FUCKING PETS before attempting to walk down your street to get food. So yes, you ARE housebound.

Placard:
[So I'm trying to vlog what I normally don't, so here's more of that.]

Translation: my ad revenue is in the crapper, so I have to concede and give you plebs a BIT of what you want to see. Don't get used to it.

Placard:
[Amber Reid P.O. Box 23937 Lexington ky 40523]

More ebegging. No mention to not send food.

A trip to Hobby Lobby for fugly decor. Oh, and bubble tea. And a 'walk' with Twinkie - which is Amber filming while Jade holds the leash.

FREEZE FRAME!!
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HOBBY LOBBY HAUL!!!
Large round black-framed mirror, 'pitcher' hangers, unframed canvas with 'Chanel', 'Prada', etc., written on it, and skyline artwork that looks like sharpie on white plastic. It's for their 'gallery wall'.

Placard:
[Watching Murder Mystery on Netflex!]

Amber's throwing away her LEGO Titanic. Correction, it's 'being adopted' (by GoodWill, likely). Well, it was a wonderful 4 months! Out with the old, in with the new!

Placard:
[Next day *heart*]

Butterfly clips - [SKIP]

Amber shits on her audience for 'fat shaming'. Amber doesn't care about showing her body or her weight. Oh yeah? Prove it; SHOW LAYYYGS!!!

BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!!!
Q: If you can go back in time and change something you did or said, what would it be? Amber wishes she never uploaded certain videos, but doesn't want to get into it.
Q: Do you have any TV shows you've recently watched that you like? She's watching Good Trouble. Soooo good.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Amber sees herself being the healthiest she's ever been, travelling, and married - but she's not ready for marriage yet. She needs to work on herself to be better for Jade.
Q: I got dropped from community college. Do you think I should go back or not? Amber says it depends on whether you have to pay out of pocket or not and whether it will break the bank.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: NEVER TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM AMBER.

Amber still doesn't understand student loans and doesn't seem to realize that regardless, you still have to pay. She also doesn't understand that the decision is often based on whether your education will increase your employment opportunities and earning potential. In all fairness, Amber DOES mention that are opportunities for individuals without college education - and hopefully she means things like the trades and not eating for money on YouTube.

PO BOX TIME!!
Yu-Gi-Oh card, and book: And in this State She Gallops.

Bye!!!

TL;DR: I was right - BITCH DON'T RUN, NO ONE CARES, and LOL NO. Amber goes to Hobby Lobby for more junky 'decor'. Amber's getting rid of her LEGO Titanic (someone is 'adopting' it). Amber gets a book and a Yu-Gi-Oh card in her PO Box. Other bullshit happens that doesn't matter. Oh, and Amber claims she's not ready for marriage (which is likely code for 'Jade won't put a ring on it no matter how much I cry and shame her').
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.
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I'm sure it's already been noticed, I just wanted to point out the pictures snapped from the neighbor are from the museum day we're finally getting. Both Fat and Fatter are wearing the same things, were out in day time, and came back with bags of stuff.
 
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So.... she begged and pleaded and made racket about the LEGO Titanic forever, received her $700 'I've wanted this forever' set... and is already ditching that shit.

If I was F/JFoNY;MGF,W, I'd be royally pissed if it was my money that went towards that purchase. What a damned waste.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
So.... she begged and pleaded and made racket about the LEGO Titanic forever, received her $700 'I've wanted this forever' set... and is already ditching that shit.

If I was F/JFoNY;MGF,W, I'd be royally pissed if it was my money that went towards that purchase. What a damned waste.
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You beat me to saying it :/

I'm wearing a top hat on F/FoNY;MGF,W's behalf.

Of course, Amber could be getting rid of it out of guilt for sinking the original titanic.
 
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The PO Box is the only hope for content. It's the only segment with any air of mystery. We got some new performative 'going out' and then the bulk just sitting at her sitting desk doing something to modify her frightening features while whining about how she doesn't care what people think about said frightening features. I do have to wonder if her hair grease offers rust protection for the springs on those cheap butterfly clips.

This is my PO Box dream gift for HamberLynn Greed:
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I notice in the "run errands" video Amber's sitting with the table at the same level as her armpits again.
Adults sit where the table is around waist level.
She's trying to make herself look like a child.
Or! She's pulling a Charlie Mold and hiding her fat body with camera angles.
Either way, lame.
 
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Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
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I think a lot of it goes back to her childhood. Her parents wouldn't have made an effort creating a place to live that reflected the family's personalities, group homes aren't like that and by the time she was in foster care, I don't think she absorbed much from them. She barely mentions any of them. To her, a nice apartment that reflects her income and aspirations comes strictly from influencers. All of those dumb kitchen and laundry containers, her obsession with rearranging her perfume, makeup and earrings, furnishings that stick to a pink, beige, white and gray palette; that's exactly what she sees in the young, "successful" influencers that she wants to be like.
 
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First, she supports the Black Historical Museum by making gift store purchases. Today, she supports Hobby Lobby, owned by the most homophobic misogynistic public craft store owner in the land. I’m sure you could have done without the Made in China crappy artwork for your wall, AL. I know why Faline doesn’t want to show her face. She’s embarrassed by their antics. Couple of really bright lightbulbs, those two.
 
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Hippy Dippy said:
First, she supports the Black Historical Museum by making gift store purchases. Today, she supports Hobby Lobby, owned by the most homophobic misogynistic public craft store owner in the land. I’m sure you could have done without the Made in China crappy artwork for your wall, AL. I know why Faline doesn’t want to show her face. She’s embarrassed by their antics. Couple of really bright lightbulbs, those two.
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They are NOT hOmOpHobIc. Lesbian here. With a big burly bulldagger wife.
They are a Christian owned/run company. They are following Christian dogma/beliefs. Like Chick Fil-A.
They HAVE NEVER kicked a faggot or bulldagger outta their store. They treat them like ANY OTHER customer. They take green US dollars from anyone who legally purchases. Knock it the fuck off with ________phobia.
1. It's ableist (using SJW bullshit speak, not mine)
2. If I'm afraid, then it is the COMMUNITY's job to ALLAY. MY. FUCKING. FEAR.
3. No faux outrage. No shame. No firing/deplatforming/othering. ALLAY. MY. FUCKING. FEAR.

Lots of gheys shop Hobby Lobby.
Jesus fucking Christ, this is "I'm such a blackie!" levels of cringe. Hambutt does PA-LENTY that is way, WAY bad enough. Focus on the real issues, which are Hambutt being an anti-social, greasy, predatory, self-serving, grifting, cunty piece of human shit.

This has been my TEDTalk.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
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It is alot like her Lego thing. She says she is so into Legos, yet has no creativity. All she does is follow instructions on expensive sets. Nothing really wrong with that, if you just say that you want to build the thing on the box. However she wants everyone to think she is sooooo into a hobby that people take seriously, and make some amazing art out of. You would never see her making a Lego town, or building a Lego diorama, or doing anything that requires the use of frontal cortex.
Like the bland corporate art that betrays her lack of personal style, or the ass ugly cloths she drapes herself in just because they were the first thing that fit. She is just a void of personality or uniqueness.
 
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