Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OK, someone at reddit slowed down Hamber's fat fingered mauling of the cake. It appears the piece that looks like it's missing is not actually missing: it's just her shitty lighting and her beetus paw handling of the tin.

Since I'm not a narcissistic pathological lying bitch like Hamber, and understand that owning up to one's mistakes is a sign of strength and not weakness, I'll say sorry about that. Hamber didn't eat the cake before filming.

But she totally ate that fucker afterward.
 
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Her cheeks are morphing into her shelf-ass.
They don't look soft, just like rock hard packed fat.


- Twinkie was Destiny's God mom's dog. Twinkie was always fat. Destiny let Amberlynn have Twinkie because the dog liked Amberlynn better.
- They made $850 each at the assisted living facility, rent was $1000, they didn't have a lot of money but made it work and Amberlynn managed their finances well.
- Denstiny gained weight slowly over the years due to being put on birth control in high school because of sever cramps during her period.
- Says she is not a feeder.
- Amberlynn had a bad attitude in general if she didn't get her way.
- Amberlynn starts weight watchers and they start hanging out with Libby, their roommate's sister.
- Destiny had acid re-flux problems, the ER told her it's because she ate takeout so much.
- Destiny has a line with less pigmentation around her body after being put in a hot bath as a toddler.
- They start going to Walmart a lot for no real reason, Destiny would use the scooter because Amberlynn was embarrassed using one by herself.
- Amberlynn had a vegan phase, in the end she only ate Fritos and Oreos because they are vegan.
- Tornado hit their apartment, there was a flooding of it.
- They went on vacation with Destiny's mom.
- They met a friend named Nick at a Chinese restaurant.
- They started to plan their move to Kentucky because Destiny wanted to live there, closer to her mom. At this point Amberlynn had 2000 subscribers.
- Their boss got a letter from a subscriber that they were vlogging at the assisted living facility, their boss just laughed about it.
- Around April 2016 Amberlynn starts mentioning mukbangs.
- Amberlynn only had two bras.
- Amberlynn did at some point go to collage, she had student loans and her wages were garnished for those.
- Destiny goes to the gynecologist for the first time.
- Destiny doesn't know anything else about the Casy/Cassidy situation than what Amberlynn has told on her YouTube.
- Amberlynn talked about how she wanted to be proposed to but Destiny didn't have plans to propose since they were fighting so much.
- Drama with Amberlynn's aunt, the aunt blocked Amberlynn because she wasn't sticking to any diets and self-destructing.
- Amberlynn starts making her famous stews, Destiny didn't try them.
- Destiny's old car didn't have cruise control so her foot got really tierd from having to press down the gas pedal when they moved to Kentucky.
- They tried a weight loss program, Amberlynn had her doubts about it though because she didn't think there would be enough calories.
- They stay at Destiny's moms, Amberlynn didn't shower the whole time they were there because she didn't like how the showers were built. She washed with a cloth and Destiny helped her with her hair over the shower (but Amberlynn wouldn't get in to it).
- Amberlynn was starting to become a hypochondriac and wanting to go the hospital a lot.
- They started planning Destiny's birthday.
- Amberlynn started to argue a lot with Destiny's mom because she wants everything her way, she was disrespectful towards Destiny's mom.
- June 2016 Amberlynn has 5000 subscribers, Destiny never watched her videos then or later, she watched compilation to remember the timeline.
- Amberlynn is 480 lbs in the summer of 2016.
- Amberlynn lied when she said they took the cats to the vet, during their whole time together they didn't go to the vet.
- Amberlynn didn't want to get a real job, she wanted to YouTube.
- The reason we see Amberlynn vlogging a lot alone in the car is because she would leave Destiny at the checkout in Walmart with all the stuff and go sit in the car.
 
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So tell me Hambone how bad could foster life been if Foster mommy was bankrolling your u-haul to Tucky...
Also Dusty being thi retarded about not knowing where money came from, I know...her Foster Mother and Krystles parents were sending her money I have no doubt.
 
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Xenomorph said:
So tell me Hambone how bad could foster life been if Foster mommy was bankrolling your u-haul to Tucky...
Also Dusty being thi retarded about not knowing where money came from, I know...her Foster Mother and Krystles parents
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Not a chance. You can't maintain 300 lbs at that foster life age without someone, somewhere funding it. She was always a cunt and were Dusty able to abstract out to some, I don't know, 115 IQ levels of analyses, she'd be able to articulate how much of a proper entitled twat Amber is/were/has/have always been.
 
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Xenomorph said:
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I CHOOSIE YOU FATTYMON
To mention about Dusty's vid again..how dare she fight with Dusty's Mother who was HOUSING HER FAT ASS FOR MONTHS.
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She invent games too!!!! This girl’s creativity is boundless. The only think that I can add is that to still be interested in a game invented by a seven year old, you must be one special individual.
 
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Destiny's tea might be a little cold, but it does help confirm some stuff. I mean, we all knew Amber stinks to high heaven, but having someone who lived with her say that she didn't bathe but just wiped herself down with a cloth, for months? Valuable input.

Also I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a partner is pulling money out of nowhere? Fucking find out where it's coming from. You might need to be thanking a foster parent for funding your lifestyle.
 
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FatalTater said:
Destiny's tea might be a little cold, but it does help confirm some stuff. I mean, we all knew Amber stinks to high heaven, but having someone who lived with her say that she didn't bathe but just wiped herself down with a cloth, for months? Valuable input.

Also I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a partner is pulling money out of nowhere? Fucking find out where it's coming from. You might need to be thanking a foster parent for funding your lifestyle.
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According Hambones Failbook posts her Foster Mother was paying for her cell service when she was shacking up with Kacey in Arizona.
We know Krystles parents were also giving her shit then as well then put her on sped watch payroll.
So there is no way in hell Dusty couldn't have logged into her fucking bank account to see where the money is coming from who the fuck lets someone like Amber manage finances when she had a lien on her paycheck for going into collection from college tuition. She was forced to go on a payment plan cause they were garnishing her checks.
NOT to mention they borrowed money FROM the stripper roommate when she was still living there cause they were $100 short on the rent one month..so yea Im sure thaat happened more than once and means Amber kept spending no matter if the rent was due or not she needs her drugs.
She got too used to that Northern VA lifestyle.
People may not have caught Dusty mentioning that in the video cause shes so boring but I caught her saying that in her latest video about the garnishment she just worded it differently cause shes slow in the head.

Double post but now we know why Dusty was wershing her trotters in the tub..

 
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She does throw away food like crazy, all that freezer food that went bad because the freezer mysteriously unplugged itself, all the "hulthy" foods, low cal ice cream. Pretty much any food that she has to cook herself or isn't junky enough gets tossed in the bin. That cake was never going anywhere but her piehole
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The freezer full of food during her covid food hoarding days going bad was just a stunt FatAl pulled to stir up drama; or in other words, A LAH.

Same with the "one wedge mysteriously missing from her cheese ewwww" cheese binning was A LAH. She-or, come on now-the Thumb dug that cheese out again.

FatAl LAHS in word and action.
 
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All the effort put into fake showering, lying about your whore baths and bed baths, filming your bathroom with the shower running because you totally shower, wrapping your dry damaged hair in a towel before filming ...just take a fucking shower you stank ass.
 
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