"Hey guize, welcome to a new video!" Way too perky for the type of video she's claiming this to be.
Something happened to her about a month ago that traumatized her. As she claimed to have developed PTSD from twisting her ankle, I guess ANYTHING can be 'traumatizing'.
"Some people have been through more... some people have been through less". I don't think ANYONE has been through less than you, and actually refer to it as trauma, Amber.
Okay, she's really dragging this shit out. I'll try to condense it..
Amber and Jade supposedly had friends over at the apartment, so Amber hadn't eaten all day and by 7pm was really hungry. Amber ordered sea food boil with a side of rice and was chowing down while watching Jersey Shore with Jade. Amber admits that she was eating like a pig because she was very hungry - eating massive bites really fast and not chewing - and she choked on a massive unchewed piece of potato. Complete airway obstruction.
(Amber starts complaining that they'll now be memes about this).
Big Brain, 140 IQ Amberlynn couldn't figure out the universal choking pose to alert Jade, so it sounds like Amberlynn started flapping around like an overstuffed turkey, and they ended up playing some sort of twisted game of Charades for Jade to guess what was wrong.
Jade tried to get behind Amber deal with the obstruction. All of their food spilled all over the floor, traumatizing Amber.
Amber shat herself, traumatizing Jade as well.
"Obviously I'm a bigger body, so I don't know if CPR/the Heimleich would have worked". Stop sugar-coating this! You are MASSIVELY MORBIDLY OBESE, not a 'bigger body'... so as a result, NO, the Heimleich is unlikely to be successful as you have too much fat (sorry, 'lipedema') in the way to apply the correct force to the area needed, or for anyone to even have long enough arms to get into the position to try.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THERE ARE TECHNIQUES FOR PREGNANT AND OBESE INDIVIDUALS THAT CAN BE LEARNED IN A STANDARD CPR CLASS (OR EVEN FROM FIRST AID CHANNELS ON YOUTUBE)
Jade out of desperation tried backslaps (like you would do to an infant), and managed to successfully dislodged the obstruction. Without Jade, Amber would have died.
Amber puked out all of the food she had eaten all over the living room, traumatizing them both further. NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE BOUGHT A NEW RUG FOR HER LIVING ROOM MAKEOVER! The food came out whole because Amber doesn't chew.
Amber knows that for a lot of people, this is going to be funny. And that's because IT IS FUNNY, AMBER. A morbidly obese person meeting their end by CHOKING ON FOOD?! This is the absolute FINEST in gallows humour! The only thing that could have made it funnier would have been if it had been rice or orange chicken instead of a potato. You lived, therefore it's funny. Loads of us have had various types of close calls, you just have to live with it.
Amber goes on and on about it. Whatever Amber, your complete airway obstruction wasn't worse than other people's complete airway obstructions. [SKIP]
Amber gives medical advice for morbidly obese choking patients.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DON'T TAKE MEDICAL ADVISE FROM AMBER. SEEK OUT PROPER PROFESSIONALS.
Because of this, Amber needs to get smaller. Amber doesn't chew because of her horrible dental hygiene because of her 'sensitive teeth'.
Amber's never felt so grateful to be alive. I'm sorry, but like Amber, I just can't find my sympathy bone here. She talks about being hospitalized for cellulitis and almost dying as a youth. We have seen her have several more bouts of cellulitis, her eating herself into becoming inmobile at least TWICE, her being incaple of bathing properly multiple times, her eating herself into cancer, and her developing a lung infection (supposedly from immobility) which Amber believed for a minute to have been a second dx of cancer. All of these incidents were claimed by Amber to be her hitting her 'rock bottom' and a drive to change. AND YET NOTHING HAPPENED. And here we have a 'cholking situation type deal molmunt, and you are still eating like a pig and have a freezer full of shit food.
I'm done - I'm skipping the rest [SKIP]
