Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Heart congestion, and early heart failure can cause a constant cough and fluid in the lungs. Also HIV and AIDs patients are very susceptible to pneumonia and sometimes one of the first signs is a cough. Jade is a bi african american. Maybe Amber caught the HIV and will FINALLY start dropping pounds!

*removes tinfoil hat*
OR bitch has gotten "a cutie noomonia" before from aspirating and the doctor is like "yeah once you start asperating your food it gets easier and easier"

"Bacterial aspiration pneumonia refers to an active infection caused by inoculation of large amounts of bacteria into the lungs via orogastric contents. These bacteria may be aerobic, anaerobic or a mixture. Risk factors for aspiration pneumonia include neurologic disorders, reduced consciousness, esophageal disorders, vomiting, and witnessed aspiration"

AmberLyin do be gulpin down the food, we joke she's inhaling it, but she really fucking is. And her sleep apnea at night cant help with the acid reflux into her lungs either.

I'm not sure I have "death by aspiration" on my bingo card... Either way Ambers going to be going out like someone famous!
-Elvis on the toilet
-Jimmy Hendrix aspiration
-AmberLynn Reid....Both?
 
Or, it is cancer. They didn't confirm the clinical diagnosis with an x-ray this time and bitch is one day closer to The End.

Good point. Hamber, I am disappoint. No trip to Dr Web, MD, where all symptoms eventually end in cancer?

I'm also bummed that Hamber only assigned herself acute pneumonia. I suppose lipoid pneumonia was a bridge too far.

Amberlynn Reid, all I ask from you is that you vlog your last days, just like Jen did. I've watched you for many, many years and thus enabled your habits and lifestyle by contributing to your finances. Don't let me down (also, I've betted on you dying 2023 so...).

When the end draws nigh, I'm hoping MG,W sets up a livestream of Hamber lying there like a beached whale, gasping to draw a full breath even the assistance of supplemental O2 cannot bring to fruition, her upper torso straining under her pericardial fat.
 
Average lifespan of an American woman is around 77 years.
Amber is currently 32.
Not sure where I'm going with that.

I can't imagine Amber is sitting up all day. If she's lying down a lot it's no wonder she would have lung problems. But maybe she sits up all the time because she couldn't breathe otherwise? No idea. She looks awful though.
 
I'll sum up the live:

Big Hamber is big mad about Density and about Mr Snowflake bringing all her lies into focus, divided by category.

The funniest parts:

Hamber claiming that Density's mom "Mendy" (because Hamber is a retard, Density's mother's name was Mindy) and Hamber were SHTO CLOSE, she treated Hamber like a daughter and wanted Hamber to live with her after Density and Hamber broke up. Right.

Now says her father's friends never sexually abused her or molested her. It was a "female cousin". Yet just in the last ten days, someone asked her on IG about her defense of pedos, and Hamber of course excused herself by saying she was 22, her father's friends sexually assaulted her. Claims that her father's friends "sexually harassed" her. Right.

She's really, really pissed off about Mr Snowflake.

She's acting like she didn't admit she was "still in love" with Density while she was with Becky, but saying that Density was just a moneyhound in the live, and she wasn't grateful enough for Hamber paying for various things. Right.

Says she knows something about Density that is so bad it would make everyone hate her, but unlike reaction channels, haydurs, and Density, she has a moral compass and she's not gonna tell it. Right.

Apparently, it is fine to prefer to date a CIS woman versus a transwoman, and not transphobic at all. But if YOU heathens say ou don't want to date a 600 pound amorphous blob, YOU are fatphobic. Or something. Just her usual stupidity.

MG,W was there, tossing in commentary here and there. Either be in the videos or not, you cowardly bitch.

Some dumbass troll shwed up in the chat as Density, and the geniuses who share Hamber's 140IQ thought it was the real Density.

Hamber tried to get up some tears now and again, like when she was whining about Density asking her for money, etc., after they broke up, but it didn't work. Maybe she should have had MG,W squirt onion juice in her face. That would have done the trick.

Shilled her cameos, like she's worth $50/pop.

She got a number of superchats, and turned off the live when those stopped flowing, just like the greedy, broke bitch she is.

Basically, Hamber is the real victim and the entire world is a bunch of meanieheads and is at fault for not turning her into a dainty princess who can spend inordinate amounts of money on junk and muumuus and who can eat 5K calories a day and never gain weight.


Edit to add: Hamber wanted Density to call her on her lunch break, or text, or something, just to say "I love you" or whatever, because she was alone "24/7" (not if you're living with someone, dumbass), and because she had a lot of anxiety because she was "being doxxed". I have no idea wtf she's talking about. When was she being doxxed when she was with Density?

Edit #2: Density did a live after Hamber ended her stream. Density said Hamber's a lying POS, which we knew. Oh, I forgot to mention that Hamber called Density a "fucking cunt" in her stream. Density, for her part, seems completely unbothered by it, and I think this will just enrage Hamber even more, since narcs get really mad when they're unable to provoke a reaction. Density says she told us Hamber would deny the "I'm gonna kill myself if you goooooo!", and of course Hamber did. Sas Hamber talking about the money thing is a giant lie, and I'm gonna side with Density on this, because Hamber is as greedy as they come, and even when yammering about how everyone just used her for money, it's easy to tell Hamber ranks money as her number two priority, right after herself as number one, bringing it up even when not talking about anyone directly asking her for money. Hamber was claiming she and Dana are besties, and that she texts Becky from time to time, something Density says is Hamber being full of shit as usual.

I was never a fan of Density, and still am not. But she is a lot more truthful than Hamber has been in the almost eight years I've been watching her. That mainly comes down to her ability to accept responsibility for the things she did. Says she is working on more vidyas. Can't wait for those, since Hamber will once again go live or make vidyas responding to whatever Density puts ot while saying she's made too much progress and grown too much (yeah, about 200 plus pounds) to deal with that that. If you meant that, Hamber, youv wouldn't respond and let this shit fade. But you're a narc, and it's beyond your comprehension to do that.
 
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Amber's exaggeration and lahs (especially regarding her trauma) make her into the gorl who cried wolf. It is harder for people to trust what she's saying is the truth when it actually happens to be true.

The Destiny Memoirs not only show how annoying, gross, and petty Amber's personality off-camera is, but also reveals how terrible ALR is at not using drama in her favor. Destiny has given Amber a goldmine of potential content, but Amber's ego must use it as an opportunity to LARP as a saintly victim.
 
Remember how annoyed she got with Kasey and Raith outting her. Raith also went full auto on her and tbh since then she never talked again. we know that Becky was friends with Raith first and they get along, they clearly do as they are pretty free spirited and I am pretty sure they grew up together or at least knew eachother from their teens. Now remember when Raith reappeared back in 2019, I think it was due to Becky inviting her over because she could not take Amber. Amber at this point was ordering her to pick up food and free bleeding and lying in the lounge on a mattress.

Now the bitch is broke and she must have known deep down that when she loses her money everyone will line up and pick her apart. amber fucking cannot stand anyone being able to map out her time line because in that way she can manipulate that she was abused at point X. Snowflake maps out that timeline pretty well and that means she cannot do that. Tammy managed to give pretty invaluable insight to her years in 'Foshter' care. Notice whenever it gets back instead "I WAS MOLESTED BY A FRIEND". She implied when her views were down last year that her father touched her which is bullshit. Most victims of sexual abuse tend to hate themselves but Amber loves herself, I think because she has been fat her whole life it is hard for her to position etc and she knows she smells.

When she goes live we know she is broke, I think she has no savings people, I think she actually spent all the savings. bare in mind through 2016 - 2020 she was making serious bank. About $400,000. Now we got 2 potential Shannies coming into fray.
 
Social Blade currently has FailureLynn making $216 - $3.5K per month.

Assume for a moment she's making $3,000 each month.
Rent on the apartment is probably about half that, $1,500.
Utilities? Car upkeep? Pet food?
Those are just basic bills.
How much does she have left for kyoot but useless hauls, makeup, FOOD? In this economy?

Someone is feeling nostalgic for the days at the Gaycare when she was making the big bucks.
Must be awful to have that income for long enough to get used to a certain lifestyle, huh.
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I liked when someone asked Destiny what Amber's eating was like off camera, and Destiny said something to the effect of every one of Amber's meals were just as massive as her YouTube mookbongs (exactly as anyone with any common already knew, but completely destroys Amber's claim that she would eat more for the mookbongs to make it a show, or that it's 'lipedema' that keeps her so big). Destiny also confirmed how Becky and the boys tossed an old mattress on the living room floor for Amber in mid to late 2019 because of her disgusting choice to freebleed everywhere during that time. You know, when Amber first said it was for friends who were constantly coming over... And then changed it to say that her leg hurt when she sat on chairs/the couch and she needed to stretch it out during her 'I was bedbound and delusional about it' storyline?

[It really makes you think about that Lexington eatcation in summer 2019, when Amber boasted about making Becky remove the sheets from the hotel bed to be nice and "assist" the housekeepers].
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Honourable mention goes to the 'K-Cup Holder' incident, where Amber remembers every single detail of the argument before the bludgeoning as well as the beat-down she got, but Amber conveniently "blacked out" for the minute or so while she screamed and hurled obscenities at Destiny's mom. But it was of course justified, as "Mendy" was 'verbally and emotionally abusing' Amber the entire time Amber lived there, and Amber was the one scapegoat for Mindy's alcoholic rages. (You know, before they became so close after the Amber/Destiny breakup and Mindy wanted Amber to come live with her).
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Oooh, the absolute rage Amber must be feeling. She threw everything she (thought) she had to show what a horrible person Destiny was, and I doubt her audience even cared (because we already knew she was a dirtbag). Meanwhile, Amber's ranting further showed herself to be a petty cunt who uses emotional manipulation and money to control people. Seethe, Piggy, seethe!

[Place your bets: weight gain during her next "dietician appointment", or are we going to get a sob story about how she had to quit the WLS program due to things that were totally not her fault?]

Only thing that would make this better would be if Becky started to tell her story as well, but I doubt she will. I mean, Amber really tried to rip into Destiny. Destiny was completely unbothered, but I could see an invertabrae like Becky completely falling apart from that. So sadly it's unlikely for us to ever see it.
 
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OK, here's an(other) couple oddities for us all.

Something not that funny, really: at some point during the whinefest (no cheese in sight, boo), there was a spot when Big Al (she noted specifically that she hates this nickname, along with LiarLynn!) implied that part of the reason she smelled like old farts, dirt, and the used wort from a brewery was due to precursors to her "cancer". She also termed Mendy and herself "cancer twinning". One, this is disgusting, you are not really DoctorLynn Medicine Woman, bitch, it's just a funny name we call you. Two, this is disgusting and you're a fucking liar. You smell because you're a disgusting fatbody and you're unable to bathe like a normal, decent human being. It's why you're in a disabled-friendly apartment.

Something funny: back to the Density as moneyhound. Big Al says she has ALL her old phones, and she can get them, charge them, and go into the texts showing Density begging for money and freaking out when she told Density no. Then do it, you lying cunt. If you had that shit, you would have brought it out for the live because that would have brought you sympathy and money, two of the things beyond yourself that you love above everything else.
 
I didn't watch the live, but saw clips, in one she says "anytime you saw us doing something with her I paid for it." I'm over here thinking, no shit, it's the least you could do for shoving the camera in their faces anytime they came around. Does she not realize it's other people that made her boring vlogs somewhat interesting. Without them she wouldn't have made the kind of money she has. She really think it makes her a good person because she paid for stuff.

This is why nobody likes her. I 100% believe she holds money over their heads. Most of the live was about what she paid for and trying to convince people she is a good person. Something I learned long ago, if you're a good person you don't have to constantly say you're a good person.
 
I didn't watch the live, but saw clips, in one she says "anytime you saw us doing something with her I paid for it." I'm over here thinking, no shit, it's the least you could do for shoving the camera in their faces anytime they came around. Does she not realize it's other people that made her boring vlogs somewhat interesting. Without them she wouldn't have made the kind of money she has. She really think it makes her a good person because she paid for stuff.

This is why nobody likes her. I 100% believe she holds money over their heads. Most of the live was about what she paid for and trying to convince people she is a good person. Something I learned long ago, if you're a good person you don't have to constantly say you're a good person.
She 100% holds money over people.
She also isolates, and throws fits when it’s not what she wants, toxic af. The weight just adds to wondering how someone so gross and massive thinks she’s hot shit still.
I swear she would be even worse if she was under 200lbs. But that will never happen.

Imagine wipey telling amber she joined a golf league and they meet at 5pm Monday and Tuesday and play till the game ends.

She would absolutely lose her shit, she can’t handle it.
 
Sort of poetic in a trailer trash sort of way; the only person to take out any physical anger on Big Al was someone potentially equally as trashy as her.

Dusty's inbred hick of a mother (who most likely was drinking during Dusty's time in the baby maker) has been the only one of record to actually hit Amber.

Personally I believe Amber should have gotten the wooden spoon as a child but her shit for brain parents were too busy chasing their high to deal with her and instead placated her with fast food and what not.

Probably wouldn't have helped with her narc behavior but she wouldn't be as fat that's for sure.

As more we learn about Dusty's alcoholic of a mother the more I believe that she cleaned her act up a little for her two other children (kudos for not fucking up the entire bunch I guess.)

Amber's weight and white trash existence is what compels me to keep up with her. How this faux dyke bitch treated equally shit humans does not interest me. I rather hear her try to defend her WLS journey then see Dusty's fat face again.

Boy is dusty fat. Everyone is fat.
 
Won't let me quote @Boolean Bitch
"Destiny also confirmed how Becky and the boys tossed an old mattress on the living room floor for Amber in mid to late 2019 because of her disgusting choice to freebleed everywhere during that time. You know, when Amber first said it was for friends who were constantly coming over... And then changed it to say that her leg hurt when she sat on chairs/the couch and she needed to stretch it out during her 'I was bedbound and delusional about it' storyline?"

Imagine visiting your friends and there's a 600lbs landwhale laying on a mattress on the floor, bleeding her guts out

I wish Becky, Eric and Ricky would do a joint livestream, the stories they could tell....
 
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