Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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When Amber says "anytime you saw us doing something with her I paid for it," does she realize she's admitting she had to pay people to spend time with her?

Nope, she was completely oblivious to the fact that she's the problem (as usual). Even when she said that when she wouldn't give people any more money, they wouldn't talk to her/come over/etc., she didn't appear to make that logical connection.
 
God that shit is vomit inducing but now Amber is petrified because she knows if (when) Jade goes it is going to be increasingly difficult to find someone. The money train has left and now she has to cash grab. Her videos are also starting to get further away from each other which means we are due for a bedbound arc very soon. She is going to drop the WLS stuff very soon as that has run its course in clicks. She is going to try are replicate 2019 era.
 
From The Henry At Fritz Farm website

the 2 and 3 bedroom apartments they offer
The Delilah - 2br 2 ba - 938 sq ft - starting at $1400
The Beau - 2br 2ba - 1102 sq ft - starting at $1600
The Everett - 2br 2ba - 1106 sq ft - starting at $1500
The Celia - 3br 2ba - 1452 sq ft - starting at $2300

There are some 1 bedroom apartments but Amber has at least 2 bedrooms. I'm too lazy to do the detectiveness to find exactly which floorplan she has, but I'm sure someone has.
 
From The Henry At Fritz Farm website

the 2 and 3 bedroom apartments they offer
The Delilah - 2br 2 ba - 938 sq ft - starting at $1400
The Beau - 2br 2ba - 1102 sq ft - starting at $1600
The Everett - 2br 2ba - 1106 sq ft - starting at $1500
The Celia - 3br 2ba - 1452 sq ft - starting at $2300

There are some 1 bedroom apartments but Amber has at least 2 bedrooms. I'm too lazy to do the detectiveness to find exactly which floorplan she has, but I'm sure someone has.
Don't forget that disabled units are usually on the corners closest to the emergency exit ramps.
 
From The Henry At Fritz Farm website the 2 and 3 bedroom apartments they offer The Delilah - 2br 2 ba - 938 sq ft - starting at $1400 The Beau - 2br 2ba - 1102 sq ft - starting at $1600 The Everett - 2br 2ba - 1106 sq ft - starting at $1500 The Celia - 3br 2ba - 1452 sq ft - starting at $2300 There are some 1 bedroom apartments but Amber has at least 2 bedrooms. I'm too lazy to do the detectiveness to find exactly which floorplan she has, but I'm sure someone has. I saw it months back in the thread when someone was showing why she couldn't use the dishwasher or fridge properly. The only Floorplan that has the kitchen and TV room the same as hers is the Celia. Hence, $2300 minimum per month on rent. Also, most YouTube people who've talked about it say social blade is nowhere near accurate. She's probably at $5k a month for rent/utilites/car/food all being said
 
From The Henry At Fritz Farm website the 2 and 3 bedroom apartments they offer The Delilah - 2br 2 ba - 938 sq ft - starting at $1400 The Beau - 2br 2ba - 1102 sq ft - starting at $1600 The Everett - 2br 2ba - 1106 sq ft - starting at $1500 The Celia - 3br 2ba - 1452 sq ft - starting at $2300 There are some 1 bedroom apartments but Amber has at least 2 bedrooms. I'm too lazy to do the detectiveness to find exactly which floorplan she has, but I'm sure someone has. I saw it months back in the thread when someone was showing why she couldn't use the dishwasher or fridge properly. The only Floorplan that has the kitchen and TV room the same as hers is the Celia. Hence, $2300 minimum per month on rent. Also, most YouTube people who've talked about it say social blade is nowhere near accurate. She's probably at $5k a month for rent/utilites/car/food all being said
The Celia also has the long hallway from the door to the kitchen, it could be a 2bed version of it if it’s an ADA accessible apartments but the 3bedroom one lines up as the one she is in.
Fuck that lol. I rent a whole ass house for that price. She has sho many stores near her as well and she still doordashes everything. Such a waste of money lol.
 
The Celia also has the long hallway from the door to the kitchen, it could be a 2bed version of it if it’s an ADA accessible apartments but the 3bedroom one lines up as the one she is in.
Fuck that lol. I rent a whole ass house for that price. She has sho many stores near her as well and she still doordashes everything. Such a waste of money lol.
I can't ever imagine having the capacity to just burn through $5k+ a month and literally have no ownership of anything to show for it. Also, the fact that she doordashes so often despite having caretakers who could be back with food in a few minutes for far less money may be an indication that the gorlfriends are possibly unwilling to go (either in a desperate attempt to help her lose weight, or more likeley because she'll go DV on them again), but ultimately is more evidence of what we all know to be true: she has no concept of money and no intent to actually lose weight.

I'm glad I can see these habits she exhibits and what they lead to, because I'm starting to see my best friend's wife show similar behavior. She's just sitting around on the computer all day, reading pinterest, buying shit on Amazon, and ordering doordash even though her husband loves to cook, all whole swearing up and down that she needs to lose weight.
I'm just scared for my bro because I'm watching the beginning knowing full well what the end looks like.
 
Won't let me quote @Boolean Bitch
"Destiny also confirmed how Becky and the boys tossed an old mattress on the living room floor for Amber in mid to late 2019 because of her disgusting choice to freebleed everywhere during that time. You know, when Amber first said it was for friends who were constantly coming over... And then changed it to say that her leg hurt when she sat on chairs/the couch and she needed to stretch it out during her 'I was bedbound and delusional about it' storyline?"

Imagine visiting your friends and there's a 600lbs landwhale laying on a mattress on the floor, bleeding her guts out

I wish Becky, Eric and Ricky would do a joint livestream, the stories they could tell....
Wonder if they had fly problem at that house. All that rotting floor mattress soaked in blood was bond to attract some creepy crawlers 🪰🐛🪲🪳
 
I came in to catch up because this weekend was wild in Gorl World and got bonus news that the Fridge's fetus yeeted itself. Good for it, glad it made an escape before being born into that white trash life.
Hamber is pig mad that Dusty ruined her Dainty Gorl image with the real story of that mattress being in the living room. I mean, we all knew it was the free bleeding and stank that made the fags kick her off the couch, but hearing Destiny say it was extra nice.
Hamber saying she has so much she could say about Dusty, but she won't "because she's not that person." What the fuck ever. Anything she has on Dusty is shit we already disliked her for and she still isn't liked. She's just defibrillating Hamber's boring ass channel with the old tea. Anyone else remember Hamberlynn saying she'd do lives again when she needed the money?
 
This bitch is live again. She must really need that coin.


Edit: she'd already been live for 84 minutes when I caught it. It's over now. What I caught from it: whining about how she was bleeding for an entire year two years two and a half years and that Density was making fun of someone who had cancer symptoms at the time. A complete fabrication, of course.

Some stupid 13-year old vibe sex jokes. Continues to say she apologized to TNA although she didn't. Earlier in the stream she apparently did some Q&A stuff. Continues to blame her mother for things that are not genetic and that would be impossible for her to pick up from her mother (how she pronounces things, the fact she's so generous, you guise, etc.). Rank stupidity, but who would expect less?

More pretending that she and MG,W have sex of any sort. People were demanding an apology for Mr Snowflake, and she ignored those. She also ignored at least five superchats that I saw. Several accounts spamming "SWAMP AYZZ" in the chat, and she had no idea what AYZZ was or that it was making fun of how she says ayygs, because she's a moron.

Claims to have eaten a hoe-made (by MG,W, natch) turkey burger when asked what she ate today. That's the only thing she said she ate. I'll just assume the rest of the day was takeout and ice cream.

Couple people begging her to get mods, and I had to laugh. She's way too much of a control freak to do that, and way too flattered by any and all attention to do that.

I may or may not go back to see what I missed, but I'm thinking not.

She thinks she may have a "Wednesday moment" livestream.
 
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Rent sucks ass right now, at least in the US.
Oh, I'm more than aware. Just got out of a $1000/month lease for a 700 sqft 1b/1b, and that was from being grandfathered in at $50/month annual increases. The person who got in after me was at $1200 to start. I decided the next residence I make payments on will be one I'm buying.

Back to Hambur, I have to wonder how much her electric bill is. She's likely got the TV on 16+ hours a day, plus the lights and stuff, but the real kicker is that it's been quite warm in that area the last week, I can only imagine how hard that AC must have to work to get down to a temp that is comfortable for a person wrapped in a 400lb blanket of fat.

Here's an interesting breakdown of the cost of living in Kentucky I found with a quick Google search:

I also used a loan calculator to estimate what kind of house she would be able to afford should she choose to spend her rent on mortgage. Even being the most generous in her favor--assuming the arguably worst financial situation for her so that the mortgage payments would be higher (bad credit score, minimum down-payment, etc)--$2300 a month would cover the average cost of a house in Lexington (~$250k). If we're more favorable to the bank (750 credit score, decent interest rate, 20% down), she'd be up to almost a $350k house. God only knows what she'd be able to afford if she just ate like a normal human.
 
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