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I think Destiny mentioned in a previous livestream that her brother joked that he wanted to be her YouTube manager or someting. So, basically he had NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS and Amber was just looking for an excuse to be a cunt. She sees the entire world as just being filled with NPCs put here to serve her.
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And another one! https://yewtu.be/watch?v=1Kr3AM9zG_w
Plot Summary with Commentary. At least she's not stuffing her face in the thumbnail.
Amber USED TO BE a major hypocondriac. She is now having health anxiety over her dangleeng lung again. Last year, the doctors "diagnosed and un-diagnosed" her with a lot of things, and her GP later ASSUMED it was pneumonia because it completely went away with antibiotics.
Last month she was getting a touch of the dangleeng lung again, so she went on antibiotics, as they suspected pneumonia. Her lung is still 'rattleeen', so it's not better and she needs to "Go to a lung specialist - I think it starts with a 'P'... ", to get checked out.
HEY! You think there's a little 'smidgle' of potato stuck in there? This all seemed to coincide with her choking incident (the only thing Amber's ever gone through that HASN'T given her PTSD).
Amber says it's hard because she's not taken seriously because "There's 'discrimintory'... stuff with morbidly obese people - 'ekspechully' super morbidly obese people and I've seen it first hand".
Yes, Amber, there is discrimination in the medical field for non-complaint individuals like you. People who drain resources by refusing to follow the instructions of the doctors or doing even the smallest of things they can to improve their condition.
So weird, when she was a relatively 'normal' (for lack of a better word), 300-something pound woman, she got treated better than she does now as a dirty, smelly, loud, obnoxious, shrieking harpy who has every phobia, fakes anxiety attacks, and acts like she knows more than the doctors. SO WEIRD!
Wait a minute?! Didn't she say during the Krystle era that she got gallbladder issues from her 'rapid weight loss' when she got down to 330lbs, and the doctors wouldn't listen to her or believe that she was having gallbladder issues? Bah, whatever. Nothing in the Amberverse makes sense, so why should this.
HOLY FUCK! We are now at 5:12 of fast rambling. I'm not convinced that this 'lung' issue is anything more than a deflection from the WLS drama (or the Desiny drama).
All of this rambling wasn't an opinion... it was a FACT, based off of her limited experience.... So.... an OPINION.
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen, and about to eat. Well, we made it 6 minutes without eating. Mustard, cottage cheese, carrots, broccoli, brussel sprouts, raddish, asparagus, celery, apple, pickle, green olives, and chicken sausage - and she makes us watch her take a bite of everything. She shows a clip of the plate, and with each iteration of this meal there is EVEN MORE MUSTARD.
JUMPCUT!! Time to eat again. This time a smoothie, because liquid calories are the BEST for dealing with a 50% calorie restriction combined with a stomach the size of a hockey bag! (Sarcasm)
--- !!!!TIME DISTORTION!!!! ---
Did you feel the break in linear time?!
Okay, to anchor this to reality and sync our dimension with the Amberverse, this scene coincides with the Destiny phone call and Livestream on Saturday. This is the smoothie that Amber made, but couldn't drink because of EVIL DESTINY CALLING HER AND TRICKING HER TO TALK ABOUT BECKY ON LIVESTREAM! This doesn't make sense, because the livestream was Saturday evening, but in the beginning of this vlog, Amber said it was 'Sunday' (during the day, as you can see the sun coming through the window). So either she was lying about the date, or these clips are NOT chronological like she insists her vlogs and clips are. And no, this smoothie was not made on Sunday because she spent Sunday evening hiding in her closet (now I'M breaking linear time - I recap Sunday further down).
Why this matters? When Destiny caught Amber in a lie, Amber started complaining about her lung to redirect the conversation. It's likely she put that as the FIRST clip in this video, so people will assume that this dangleen lung monologue came FIRST, and isn't a deflection to being called out on her shit. What really happened is she got called out in the livestream on Saturday evening, deflected with her mysterious lung ailment, then filmed a long and rambling medical ailment story the next day.
At least that's my theory. She's a 500+ lb non-compliant blob who does the opposite of everything she's supposed to. So, it's not out of the realm of possiblity that she's got multiple things medically wrong with her and about to go *BOOM*. Anyway, back to the vlog.
Amber "eyeballs" and free-pours everything in her smoothie - which may explain why she's not losing weight if she's doing this with her other food as well. UGH she didn't even blend it enough to make it smooth! It's all GLUMPY and barely mixed. Can she do ANYTHING right? Amber takes a sip of her glumpie ... so good!
Amber shows us how to peel and freeze ripe bananas [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Under tornado watch. She's watching a YouTube livesream to follow the weather.... instead of the actual weather channel.
JUMPCUT!! More showing off her clothing (that she's keeping) [SKIP]
PO BOX TIME!!! She doesn't want to show it: it's a graduation party invite. Or at least it WAS. Ambo waited so long to open it that the party's done (she wouldn't have gone, anyway, 'lezbereal'). She also got a card, stickers, and a journal with the covers made out of those silicone popper toys.
AMAZON UNBOXING!!! The bullshit girl-power tarot deck arrived! Amber reads the shitty intro in the manual as if it's some deep, spiritual shit.
JUMPCUT!! She did a reading, and is so vague that this is useless to share. Two cards seemed accurate, one didn't (as if that means anything to us). Well, yeah. You did a 3 card past-present-future spread. WTF were you expecting?
With each part of a spread, you can draw additional cards if the meaning of the lone card seems confusing. Then you interpret all of those cards together. Ambo just drew three cards, but doesn't understand the meanings enough to connect them - and doesn't understand reading enough to know that you can draw additional cards. (Not that this matters, as she's just using this as filler nontent).
JUMPCUT!! Lightning and rain.
JUMPCUT!! Amber is ANG-ZITE about the storm! TORNADO SIRENS!!! BACK TO THE CLOSET TO HIDE! UPDATE: Nothing happened and Amber admitted she was being dramatic.
Amber claims she slept the other day from 4am to 11am. Good thing she fixed her sleeping schedule.
Last month she was getting a touch of the dangleeng lung again, so she went on antibiotics, as they suspected pneumonia. Her lung is still 'rattleeen', so it's not better and she needs to "Go to a lung specialist - I think it starts with a 'P'... ", to get checked out.
HEY! You think there's a little 'smidgle' of potato stuck in there? This all seemed to coincide with her choking incident (the only thing Amber's ever gone through that HASN'T given her PTSD).
Amber says it's hard because she's not taken seriously because "There's 'discrimintory'... stuff with morbidly obese people - 'ekspechully' super morbidly obese people and I've seen it first hand".
Yes, Amber, there is discrimination in the medical field for non-complaint individuals like you. People who drain resources by refusing to follow the instructions of the doctors or doing even the smallest of things they can to improve their condition.
So weird, when she was a relatively 'normal' (for lack of a better word), 300-something pound woman, she got treated better than she does now as a dirty, smelly, loud, obnoxious, shrieking harpy who has every phobia, fakes anxiety attacks, and acts like she knows more than the doctors. SO WEIRD!
Wait a minute?! Didn't she say during the Krystle era that she got gallbladder issues from her 'rapid weight loss' when she got down to 330lbs, and the doctors wouldn't listen to her or believe that she was having gallbladder issues? Bah, whatever. Nothing in the Amberverse makes sense, so why should this.
HOLY FUCK! We are now at 5:12 of fast rambling. I'm not convinced that this 'lung' issue is anything more than a deflection from the WLS drama (or the Desiny drama).
All of this rambling wasn't an opinion... it was a FACT, based off of her limited experience.... So.... an OPINION.
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen, and about to eat. Well, we made it 6 minutes without eating. Mustard, cottage cheese, carrots, broccoli, brussel sprouts, raddish, asparagus, celery, apple, pickle, green olives, and chicken sausage - and she makes us watch her take a bite of everything. She shows a clip of the plate, and with each iteration of this meal there is EVEN MORE MUSTARD.
JUMPCUT!! Time to eat again. This time a smoothie, because liquid calories are the BEST for dealing with a 50% calorie restriction combined with a stomach the size of a hockey bag! (Sarcasm)
--- !!!!TIME DISTORTION!!!! ---
Did you feel the break in linear time?!
Okay, to anchor this to reality and sync our dimension with the Amberverse, this scene coincides with the Destiny phone call and Livestream on Saturday. This is the smoothie that Amber made, but couldn't drink because of EVIL DESTINY CALLING HER AND TRICKING HER TO TALK ABOUT BECKY ON LIVESTREAM! This doesn't make sense, because the livestream was Saturday evening, but in the beginning of this vlog, Amber said it was 'Sunday' (during the day, as you can see the sun coming through the window). So either she was lying about the date, or these clips are NOT chronological like she insists her vlogs and clips are. And no, this smoothie was not made on Sunday because she spent Sunday evening hiding in her closet (now I'M breaking linear time - I recap Sunday further down).
Why this matters? When Destiny caught Amber in a lie, Amber started complaining about her lung to redirect the conversation. It's likely she put that as the FIRST clip in this video, so people will assume that this dangleen lung monologue came FIRST, and isn't a deflection to being called out on her shit. What really happened is she got called out in the livestream on Saturday evening, deflected with her mysterious lung ailment, then filmed a long and rambling medical ailment story the next day.
At least that's my theory. She's a 500+ lb non-compliant blob who does the opposite of everything she's supposed to. So, it's not out of the realm of possiblity that she's got multiple things medically wrong with her and about to go *BOOM*. Anyway, back to the vlog.
Amber "eyeballs" and free-pours everything in her smoothie - which may explain why she's not losing weight if she's doing this with her other food as well. UGH she didn't even blend it enough to make it smooth! It's all GLUMPY and barely mixed. Can she do ANYTHING right? Amber takes a sip of her glumpie ... so good!
Amber shows us how to peel and freeze ripe bananas [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Under tornado watch. She's watching a YouTube livesream to follow the weather.... instead of the actual weather channel.
JUMPCUT!! More showing off her clothing (that she's keeping) [SKIP]
PO BOX TIME!!! She doesn't want to show it: it's a graduation party invite. Or at least it WAS. Ambo waited so long to open it that the party's done (she wouldn't have gone, anyway, 'lezbereal'). She also got a card, stickers, and a journal with the covers made out of those silicone popper toys.
AMAZON UNBOXING!!! The bullshit girl-power tarot deck arrived! Amber reads the shitty intro in the manual as if it's some deep, spiritual shit.
JUMPCUT!! She did a reading, and is so vague that this is useless to share. Two cards seemed accurate, one didn't (as if that means anything to us). Well, yeah. You did a 3 card past-present-future spread. WTF were you expecting?
With each part of a spread, you can draw additional cards if the meaning of the lone card seems confusing. Then you interpret all of those cards together. Ambo just drew three cards, but doesn't understand the meanings enough to connect them - and doesn't understand reading enough to know that you can draw additional cards. (Not that this matters, as she's just using this as filler nontent).
JUMPCUT!! Lightning and rain.
JUMPCUT!! Amber is ANG-ZITE about the storm! TORNADO SIRENS!!! BACK TO THE CLOSET TO HIDE! UPDATE: Nothing happened and Amber admitted she was being dramatic.
Amber claims she slept the other day from 4am to 11am. Good thing she fixed her sleeping schedule.
TL;DR: More bullshit. Amber spends 6 minutes complaining about her lung (which only seems to give her problems when she needs a diversion from some bullshittery she's gotten herself involved in). Amber fires up the ol' Tardis to FUCK WITH THE TIMELINE again. Amber eats the same raw veggie, cottage cheese, and burnt chicken sausage meal with a fuck ton of mustard. Amber unboxes stickers and the tarot deck she bought. Amber's sleeping schedule is fucked again.
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