Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[D_Tractor]

Holy shit that was amazing. Sorry not sorry this is the greatest thing since cyraxx getting arrested

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Idubbbz wife just revealed that he shits himself constantly. No comparison.

 

[Cornfed]

This is Null's chance to get up in that fupa and realize his dream of funding the Farms with Amber's feeder money.

 

[Red Mask]

Don't worry, there'll be another "Wipey" in a minute.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Don't worry, there'll be another "Wipey" in a minute.

She's shopping for another Becky that costed nothing but the Amazon shit she throws away. I'm on the side of Jade expecting to have landed a millionaire femcel toddler but got redneck rich aesthetics. It's probably the best situation Jade's ever been in so she stuck it out. There's also Jade finally getting to be black since she was never black enough for her hood.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

My cowdar was going off and I had the urge to catch up on our gorl this week. Excited for the next arc, 600lbs is coming.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is Null's chance to get up in that fupa and realize his dream of funding the Farms with Amber's feeder money.

Tbh she should capitalize off the feeders on OF or Fet Life shit.

She would:
1. Get tons of food sent to her and paid for!
2. Attention and money
3. I mean she is in a very small percentage of fat fucks her size.
4. Get real about her degrading herself for money cause she does that anyway.

Its getting to the point shes gonna have to really think about it and to show those layrgs for that doordash cash.

She needs that coin she is not making nearly what she was making when she was at the Gaycare, Id say its been cut down by half at her highest she admitted it was round 10k/month before taxes but now id say she clears 5k before tax and rent sucks up half of that.
The move she is talking about is prolly her downsizing (lawl) to a smaller unit where she already is, she could never find suitable transport to OK not only that IF she somehow was able to procure said transport she cant FIT. She would get a DVT for sure, years ago on her maiden voyage to Kentucky she was swollen af. Traveling is something she could never do safely or logistically unless she lost 150/200 lbs.
Also to the peeps who think mamalynn is coming to care for her sumo toddler, remember she left early when amber had her babybox yeeted because of Ambers stank attitude when her Mother dared ask her not to eat like 10 gavones after her invasive vivisection.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Best do a three day mukbang Hamber. You've earned it. You need to bury the sadfeels under an avalanche of food. The world always seems a little brighter after a binge. Getting that weird shooting pain in your arm again? Don't worry. That's just post breakup trauma exiting your arm chakra. That tightness in your chest? It's just the metaphorical pain of losing yet another "love of your life" (unpaid arsewiper)
You're probably just dehydrated and have low blood sugar. Gallon or two of Pepsi and you'll be your old self in no time.
I believe in you gorl.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I loled through that whole video. We all knew this was coming. I'm waiting for her to start badmouthing Jade Francis of NY, just like the last 5 girlfriends.

Saw this video. She literally says the same thing with every breakup. Will it ever dawn on her that she is the problem?

https://youtu.be/1G_nL7xlJ58

 

[a dinosaur]

Well, time to update the ol' orbiter chart.

 

[Dylan]

Can Amber even move her legs at this point? Can she even bend the knees? Her legs are so swollen in lipoma and fat it's has become two massive sacks.
In this condition It's a waking nightmare to move around. She's dreading the time when she'll have to go to the fridge by herself.
At least when the money dries up, she won't be able to afford the take out, and inevitably has to lose weight being locked in her apartment unable to leave, not by her own will but something like "being chained in the basement with nothing but water"

 

[A Widdle Woach]

This sow only washes her hair after a breakup, love that for her.

Oh well, I hope Hamber's next victim is at least more interesting. The Jade season was super boreeng.

To be honest I can't believe Hamber hasn't been robbed for everything she has or gotten involved in some kind of romance scheme. The way she lives it's only a matter of time though.

 

[Dylan]

If amber would be ok with guys, I think I would pick up the gauntlet and spend a year with her, then scam her out of everything I can, dump her in the middle of the night and cash on juicy tea telling ALL the details.

 

[TardiX]

Oh well, I hope Hamber's next victim is at least more interesting. The Jade season was super boreeng

I'm bracing myself for the "I have a totally new gorlfriend who also doesn't want to be on camera but will mumble off camera in Jade's voice and has Jade's tattoos." arc.

To be fair, I was skeptical when Becky dumped her too and that turned out to be real. I really hope this is real and we get a new character.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

If amber would be ok with guys, I think I would pick up the gauntlet and spend a year with her, then scam her out of everything I can, dump her in the middle of the night and cash on juicy tea telling ALL the details.

After seeing the state of the last ‘woman’ she landed I don’t think you’ll have any worries there my dude.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

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Sorry I was remiss in my glitter-text duties!!

Had to add in one from earlier this season.

Credit to @Triple Flutz

 

[spaztocate9000]

There's a good chance that on her way out Jade bounces with the car and drains the bank accounts. If Hamber gets scammed would she admit it for views? We'll find out soon on the next season.

I doubt the Becky 3 auditions will be as entertaining this time around.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I'm bracing myself for the "I have a totally new gorlfriend who also doesn't want to be on camera but will mumble off camera in Jade's voice and has Jade's tattoos." arc.

To be fair, I was skeptical when Becky dumped her too and that turned out to be real. I really hope this is real and we get a new character.

Same. My biggest fear right now is that this "breakup", like everything else that exits ALR's fetid black hole of a mouth, is bullshit.

Get this Jade Francis era nonsense the fuck over with.

 

[lol cow supreme]

There's a good chance that on her way out Jade bounces with the car

Remember Jade "bought the car with her own money" per Amber's own words. That Mazda CX-5 Carbon Edition is all hers baby.

The only mode of transportation Amber owns are her two fungus infected feetsies.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I would bet shes not walking by this time next year

Nah more like My 90 Day Immobility

She looked way more devastated when Becky called it, and she never even liked Becky.

I think she loved Becky in the she's my friend like so close she's family friend. Over half the world treats their family like shit. She had gone after and attacked Becky at every damn turn. Becky is the most dispeckful of all the exes.
Sounds like narc love to me.

List of items Wipey was able to milk out Amber :

Jordans
Tattoos
Clothing

Anything else? Doesn't seem like worth the effort on Jade's part but hey I never said she was smart.

A whole ass car. If she has any sense. An obese chihuahua goes missing when she does/did

I know I'm late. I quoted this stuff a few hours ago and fell back asleep.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Remember the "Wifey" tattoo? I'm still doing some digging, and will update when I find it, But I'm pretty sure its going to get covered up by the sleeve Jade was getting done anyway. Here it is when she showed of the "new tattoo" that just had the 2 figures of the "hear no evil/speak no evil/see no evil" set.
I thought recently Amber showed that it had more progress complete.


Edit

FOUND IT

In a blink and you'll miss it moment Amber gives us a tour/update of the tatoo sleeve. As she turns Jades arm around you catch a glimpse of the "wifey" tatoo, amber makes NO MENTION of it and states that "all this in here will soon be covered". So its going to be covered and shaded in like the rest of the tatoo/sleeve.

https://youtu.be/dAEf-GOsc8A?t=515

Clip for the archives

One final thought moment situation type deal... Amber says "People have been asking where I wrote on her arm" and talks about the "So much" but doesnt mention the wifey? So was wifey always there? Did "wifey" come from Amber, or do all of Jade's bitches call her "wifey"? Amber was even calling her wifey before she ever met her in person....