Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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As cliche as it sounds, it isn't always too late to get your shit together. Amber would be livid seeing Becky lead a better and fulfilling life.
The best revenge is living well. Which is the only reason I can think of why Amber-Logs would want to give Necky free money.
what I ate today on weight watchers day 1 | all takeout | vlog


How retarded do you have to be to be shocked and appalled that greasy fast food is worth a shit-ton of points? And then she expects us to believe that she's capable of any kind of intermittent fasting. Like, come the fuck on.
Amber can’t succeed on any plan because she simply won’t deprive herself of anything she wants that she can buy.
She couldn't even deprive herself of cheese on her fries.
 
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Absolutely disheveled.
I can’t remember which one of you do the recaps and oft insert “wash your greasy disgusting hair, pig.” but I immediately thought of that.

I love that she goes on saying that she’s shoveled food down her throat nonstop for the past week, but immediately says her extra weight is just swelleeen.
 
WTF is happening here, both Chantal and Amber are now on the "eat takeout for every meal IDGAF" diet? I realize both of them were probably doing that anyway, but all I'm saying is that a bullet has to be quicker and more cost-effective.

I don't believe for a second that she's 531. Those chins are multiplying. Also, lol at the fridge being empty. That thing was bursting at the seams when Jade was around.

So, quinoa is rice now? Okay.

ETA: I'm a tard and wrote 331. Thanks Vegetamite.
 
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Healthy eating/weight loss requires planning. It’s the real secret to success. Waiting until you are hungry before deciding what to eat is a recipe for disaster, especially if you are in the habit of ordering delivery. It would be a huge step forward for her to physically write out her daily meals and snacks in one of her zillion planners (after confirming the points online) to alert both her brain & belly to what is going to happen for the day. Document water. Document sleep. Document your thoughts. But especially, document what you will be eating beforehand.
It shows such a juvenile, immature level in thinking that she has a nearly empty fridge, except for the chicken that Jade bought her. She is going to soon be on her own. AL can do Lego all day. She can do her makeup. She can record videos. But she depends on others to tell her when or how to eat, and then resorts to the only thing she really knows how to do when it comes to getting a fix. She orders take out. And despite what she may think, she isn’t intermittent eating. She‘s sleeping away most of the day, waking up hungry, and starting her afternoon binge. That is not controlled eating.
Given her lack of skills in the nutrition department, and with unlimited access to both money and delivery, is it any wonder that this is her modus operandi? It’s like being on vacation in a hotel or at a resort for the rest of us. Think about that gluttonous feeling you get after a few days of all you can eat buffets and take out. At least we can do activities that kind of offset the damage, but Amber is stagnating, and doesn’t have a filter or a turn off switch. Notice how excited she gets - watch her body signals - when she anticipates a delivery.
If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny. This is what happens when you don’t learn basic survival skills and control mechanisms as a child. Respect for your body and the miracle that it is. Good job, ya loser parents. And as they so often do, AL has put her mother on a pedestal despite the horrific job she did. She may have come out of this nightmare of a life as a successful YouTube blogger, but Amber needs serious guidance. Therapy is a start, but this girl needs to be taught how to eat, what to eat, how to budget both her funds and calories for weight loss, basic nutrition skills that don’t rely on processed foods, and how to overhaul her emotional dependence on what tastes good in the moment. Otherwise, she’s doomed.
It surprises me that someone who has such weird adversaries to so many foods would eat from restaurants in the first place. Each time she places an order she increases her chances that the food prep is tainted, poorly prepared, undercooked, handled by someone with contaminated hands, dirty ice, etc. Proves that she doesn’t really think the process thru or has decided to go with the best of two evils.
Professional help, girl. This is too big for you to handle on your own.
 
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Her dirty hair combined nicely with her being high/drunk.

I think she was genuinely shocked at how fast the points added up when she got fast food. In the many past trial runs of WW, she always ate way over the "free" points and then blamed it on the program. But she admitted this time that they do count. But of course by tomorrow she will pretend she didn't know.

I think both Chantal and ALR think that fast food and restaurant portions are normal portions. For all their "intuitive" bullshit, you would have thought they would have educated themselves about why restaurants have such large portions and not normal servings.

Here for the incoming anger arc, at least until she finds a new caretaker
 
The lighting in the video freaks me out. Like porno loop dull. Big Lebowski crashing around the supermarket dull. Is she not paying the light bill?

Also: if you're gonna oink out on burgers n fries (with saintly Diet Coke) there are way better places for it than Shake Shack. I guess McDonald's doesn't have cheese fries.

After this burgers and fries parade, I hope she has the decency not to say one more time meat creeps me out. I am not optimistic.
 
I dunno about you guys, but if my cat’s litter box isn’t as clean as he’d like it, he starts pissing all over my closet. Jade was the pooper scooper in that house, and the very image of Al trying to bend over, fat cascading down like a waterfall, to attempt cleaning is hilarious. She wouldn’t be able to hold that position for more than 2 seconds.

My point is her closet is getting pissed in.
 
I don't disagree. WW is calorie counting with training wheels. The tools made it easier for me. The thing is you actually have to work the plan. She never does. Why she even bothers is beyond me. If a dietitian at the weight loss surgery was ignored she sure as hell won't follow WW which is calorie counting at its core.
Ultimately, the method plays second fiddle to discipline. She's window-shopped every avenue-of-approach to lose weight and somehow is competent enough to state factual info (sometimes), but she's unable to comprehend what the words mean. (ex. sodiums, water weight, swellin', etc.)

However, she racks disciprine and her concept of 'free will' is skewed to the point she's 500-600 lbs.

tl;dr She puts the horse before the cart.
 
Goddamn poor Wasabi looks awful, he has not been brushed at all and mats for cats and dogs are painful. It causes them to slow down, sit awkward and impacts their mental health severely. Wasabi has an undercoat too which when matted becomes like a sarcophagus around his frame. The fridge kinda proves Jade is gone, I know it's her baiting but Amber thinks she is more clever than she is and Jade is gone. She is fishing hard for a new caretaker but the pool is lowering quickly.

She is clearly trying to get rage clicks now though thinking it will make her channel as it was in 2016-19. She does not realize though that the Haydurs made her channel that big and there are only a handful of Amber reactors and fewer who are good.
 
Wasabi looks like shit, so either Jade has been gone a long fucking while or they just never gave a fuck to ever brush him. He's gonna end up having to get some muffed up buzz cut like BBJ did. Hamber really gives no fucks about the cats, they're accessories, and Twonk has always been the favorite. With no caretaker, the animals are once again fucked until she gets a new one. No walks, no clean litter boxes. That apartment is going to end up like the one she lived in when Dusty bounced. Shit and piss everywhere and not just from the animals. (Edited because typos is scary.)
 
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Counting my lucky toenails that this becomes an era consisting of Amber waddling around and becoming a raging alcoholic. If she actually went through with her elephant-strength meds maybe she could SSRI her brain into a potato. Theres no more BEHHHBEHH or excessive squealing, so I guess that just proves she was doing it to be obnoxious.
She also keeps reassuring that she is NOT a bad person. I think she's saying that more to herself than the audience. "I am a good person. Good people do bad things sometimes. So I made a bad decision? People have messaged saying they moved on.." she is quite literally coping and seething right now lmao. The camera shakes side to side with her as she sighs and rubs her moonface wondering what she'll eat as if the delivery wasn't already made.
It's funny how Jade went to the store and thought "What would Amber like? I know, A WHOLE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!"
 
The fridge kinda proves Jade is gone, I know it's her baiting but Amber thinks she is more clever than she is and Jade is gone.
It is my read too. I suspect that for a few weeks, Jade cooked her meals at home and Amber kept ordering takeaways. Showing the chicken is misdirection. Amber probably bought it and never used it. Jade has been gone for a while and is not looking back.

She is fishing hard for a new caretaker but the pool is lowering quickly.
At this point, she should be looking for a roommate, or more appropriately someone to help her instead of a new girlfriend. Amber is now too infamous to get anyone without an ulterior motive.

I think she was genuinely shocked at how fast the points added up when she got fast food. In the many past trial runs of WW, she always ate way over the "free" points and then blamed it on the program. But she admitted this time that they do count. But of course by tomorrow she will pretend she didn't know.
She has been so many times on WW that I would be surprised if she did not know how many points the meals were. It is besides the point, she wants to be on a diet but not necessarily wants to lose weight. This is why she has so many points. Amber loves to eat and loves the way she is. She had access to a psychologist, who seems to talk mostly about trauma and PTSD, and a dietitian, who seems to not have any success in changing her diet.

I think both Chantal and ALR think that fast food and restaurant portions are normal portions. For all their "intuitive" bullshit, you would have thought they would have educated themselves about why restaurants have such large portions and not normal servings.
Amber had said many times that she needs to eat more because she is a big girl. Amber also said that she likes to feel full and it takes a lot of food to do so. She gained about 10 pounds in a few days. I suspect that by being alone, she will gain a few more, being on a diet or not.
 
She has been so many times on WW that I would be surprised if she did not know how many points the meals were. It is besides the point, she wants to be on a diet but not necessarily wants to lose weight. This is why she has so many points. Amber loves to eat and loves the way she is. She had access to a psychologist, who seems to talk mostly about trauma and PTSD, and a dietitian, who seems to not have any success in changing her diet.
I would add onto this by saying that she is probably some sort of diet fetishist. Not in a sexual way, but I think it makes her feel productive. She doesn't want any of this to end, she just wants to write in a book and get patted like a schoolchild. It's the high of gathering supplies and making lists but not wanting to do any of the actual work. She doesn't know anything about diets and sodium and just likes reading girl blogs and feel-good pinterest/tiktok hack posts. I'm sure she doesn't LOVE being fat but she doesn't WANT to be skinny enough to do anything and gets trapped in that slippery slope of being fat but not feeling fat enough to do anything because you just get used to every next step.
 
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