Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Did Amber fall? Fuck I know; most likely not because she would have said something about by now.
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Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass, or gets caught in a lie. Was it the Strawberry Hill debacle which gave us the choking potato shit cannon story? SHE ALMOST DIED YOU GUYS.

She is RILLY loveeng the sympathy storm currently raining down on her, and I think she senses that some are starting to question the permanence of the breakup, so she tossed out this falling incident to keep seeding the clouds.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass, or gets caught in a lie.
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Bitch almost died from her dangleen cankles right after she blamed Becky for cancer, she went to the ER and even got dosed opiates for it. Even that was saved, I remember seeing that fatfit she was wearing in one of her Torrid hauls from weeks earlier.
 
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No fucking way KindaNeckKindaBeck threatening to post info about Amber a couple weeks ago and grifting for money now is coincidental. This retard has showed us her learned helplessness for years and she’s exactly as manipulative as Amber.

It’s pretty sorry of her to take money from people on YouTube when she almost never posts content and even when she does, it’s nothing anyone would give a fuck about.

I guess she wants us to believe that she’s “better than” doing a live to expose her ex for superchats. That being said, teasing that you will to get attention and then begging for money once people turn to look is worse.

Everyone in the amberverse is a loser lol
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Clearly you’ve never fallen directly on your knee, or you’d understand. She’s fallen twice that she’s told us about. This one didn’t happen, or she wouldn’t have been walking around stores with Jade. Hell, she couldn’t have even made it from the front door to her car if it did. Plus she would have told us about it well before 4 weeks had passed. 4 weeks would put this fall at around June 28, by my Southern Hemisphere calendar, just days before the breakup, and we know she’s just estimating the timeline.

ETA: If she had fallen “HARD on my knee” it would have crippled her, and sent her to ER, and she would have vlogged herself in th ER. It didn’t happen.

I love you @Strawberry Douche and fuck I wished Amy Ramadanadingdong was still posting, but I don’t think you understand what a knee injury means.
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Not everyone has to visit the ER for falling onto one knee. Some people get lucky and walk away from a fall onto a joint only to have it catch up weeks/months/years later. With Amber any injury to a knee will catch up quicker than most healthy people. Where some might not feel it for one or two decades, she might have that knee "play up" within a couple of years.

To use her own words:"Falling on my knee, I feel like I have a lot of cushion to back that up" She isn't known for moving at pace, she's short and she isn't able to pick up her feet properly. Those are factors in her being able to walk away from falling directly onto her knee.

Her foot slipped backward from under her, it wasn't as dramatic as she makes it sound. She is definitely making up aspects of the story, she goes from holding "all this stuff in my hand including a drink" to "drinks flying everywhere". She doesn't want to admit that she dropped her at-the-time-binge all over the floor because she slipped on a dryer sheet she cannot physically pick up.

When she fell and the circumstances are veiled in lies. The story is dumb. It didn't happen a month ago. She does her lyinglynn blinking when she says it happened a month ago. She lyinglynn blinks again when she says it was "massively bruised". The story is inconsistent. She likely caught herself on the wall/flopped into the wall and dropped a load of crap.

StrawberryDouche said:
Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass,
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This is exactly what she is doing.
 
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ImJustJokingGuys said:
The story is dumb. It didn't happen a month ago. She does her lyinglynn blinking when she says it happened a month ago. She lyinglynn blinks again when she says it was "massively bruised".
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I'm going to have to disagree here. She does her fatshit duping delights randomly all over the place it's annoying for us because we expect it at certain times through pattern recognition. For all we know she could have fell three months ago and she'd present it the same way, she loves being the victim of life. Amber never gives away anything that doesn't paint her as the dainty twat she believes she is unless it serves the purpose of garnering sympathy. She is viciously manipulative but she's not out here hitting all of these blinkers like the fat sows that hates Sara want to believe she works from. She's a fucking retard, that's why all of her partners have been retards, even Wipey wasn't much more intelligent than her.
 
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mythical mother said:
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No fucking way KindaNeckKindaBeck threatening to post info about Amber a couple weeks ago and grifting for money now is coincidental. This retard has showed us her learned helplessness for years and she’s exactly as manipulative as Amber.

It’s pretty sorry of her to take money from people on YouTube when she almost never posts content and even when she does, it’s nothing anyone would give a fuck about.

I guess she wants us to believe that she’s “better than” doing a live to expose her ex for superchats. That being said, teasing that you will to get attention and then begging for money once people turn to look is worse.

Everyone in the amberverse is a loser lol
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Becky is nowhere near as bad as Amber but she's far from perfect. What even is this shit? She might film an update video and may or may not say anything interesting in it? All anyone wants to hear about is Amber including the commenters saying "we support you no matter what Becky, it's okay if you don't want to share!" No. We all want that juicy insider info on how Amber gave "trauma" to her and other people in her life (when she said that I thought it was a little bit funny because I was imagining Eric or Ricky traumatised from her stank in the gaycare or something).

A short while ago Becky was more than happy to tease "coming out with" all the stuff Amber supposedly has done. Dusty spilled all the tea and used the "I'm healing" excuse whilst grinning like an idiot, why can't you do the same Becky? If anything people would be way more interested in Becky's exposé since she's usually so downtrodden and quiet on these matters but we all know Destiny is the opposite. It'll be more impactful coming from her, especially because Amber treated her like absolute shit.
 
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mythical mother said:
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No fucking way KindaNeckKindaBeck threatening to post info about Amber a couple weeks ago and grifting for money now is coincidental. This retard has showed us her learned helplessness for years and she’s exactly as manipulative as Amber.

It’s pretty sorry of her to take money from people on YouTube when she almost never posts content and even when she does, it’s nothing anyone would give a fuck about.

I guess she wants us to believe that she’s “better than” doing a live to expose her ex for superchats. That being said, teasing that you will to get attention and then begging for money once people turn to look is worse.

Everyone in the amberverse is a loser lol
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Becky being a bigger cock tease then a lesbian looking for free drinks.

Nut up or shut up you stupid fucking cow.

Unless you come back with actually fucking neck no one cares what the fuck you been up too.

Spill the beans on fattie or gtfo.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass, or gets caught in a lie. Was it the Strawberry Hill debacle which gave us the choking potato shit cannon story? SHE ALMOST DIED YOU GUYS.

She is RILLY loveeng the sympathy storm currently raining down on her, and I think she senses that some are starting to question the permanence of the breakup, so she tossed out this falling incident to keep seeding the clouds.
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Forget the FOUR dryer sheets. I simply don’t believe the filthy sow did laundry.
 
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The 4 dryer sheets is so funny.
My sister does laundry like her, detergent and too many scent beads and then the 4ish dryer sheets and wonders why funk is imbedded in the fibers.
She has to smell so damn ripe.
The clothes can’t deal with the sweat or weeping of laygs because it’s coated in chemicals that are “smell good” it’s honestly horrifying the more I think about it.

AMBER! Your clothes are coated in false promises of smelling good and you need to just stop.
 
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Amber just needs to take up the family trade and do meth.

It will give her everything she wants! Weight loss, endless content for her channel, a good hook to grab her next caretaker, and a great shield against all criticism. Plus she can just blame starting the stuff on her family history and the mentulz of all the haters always attacking her.
 
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Loving the mental image of Amber going to the door for her Indian food order and Dr Pepper from arbys, and then she slides across a dryer sheet with her unhemmed flopped pants doing a partial split onto her knee as the house shook. I’m sure it was super appealing to her gf of 2 years that watched Amber ditch the WLS program.

Also here’s amber almost a year ago at 466, she’s gained about 75lbs all while totally following the WLS dietician tips!
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where is Faline?, fat vs skinny mukbangers, & eating Panda Express | vlog


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This should have just been titled "Hey you Kiwifarms fucks"

Everything she droned on about was just responses to this thread.

She suddenly has her Detla 8 under control (no more munchies)

If skinny people can eat on camera so should she!

I use the journals I buy (this one was particularly good because she shows us a finished journal that clearly has never been open)

Her whole journal lie amazes me; Amber types it out then rewrites into down on paper? Amber why do you say these things? We know you don't do that.
 
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