Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Full body shot and no shoes. AmberHo Reid out on her corner, trying to snag attention. Gonna deep throat a kebab next?

I was sort of thinking that maybe her neck looked a little smaller, in the area below her second chin, then I saw the rest of her. I think her fat is just redistributing itself. Happened to me sometime after 40. However I do not have fat shins. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE FAT SHINS?

 

[marjoram]

I find it really hard to believe Aunt Tammie's excited about FatAl coming to live anywhere near them. That particular merry-go-round has spun outta control several times before. FATAL hasn't changed, so what else has?

Any bets on how long it takes FatAl to crash and burn her own situation? A snazzy new Okie apartment is in no way enough to off-set her horribleness.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Any bets on how long it takes FatAl to crash and burn her own situation? A snazzy new Okie apartment is in no way enough to off-set her horribleness.

I bet near immediately those around her regret it in the new living situation. However, all she has to do is sit there and it would take an act of god or a team of laborers to move her ass. She's like an old oak tree in your yard. Too expensive or not worth it to remove, so you just hope you move or die before it destroys your property.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Full body shot and no shoes. AmberHo Reid out on her corner, trying to snag attention. Gonna deep throat a kebab next?

I was sort of thinking that maybe her neck looked a little smaller, in the area below her second chin, then I saw the rest of her. I think her fat is just redistributing itself. Happened to me sometime after 40. However I do not have fat shins. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE FAT SHINS?

Everything is sliding south. Her belly and extra side tit have been sliding down her body all year (her shelf ass is a modern marvel). We don't get too many full body shots but you can see how the cottage cheese in her layrgs is lumping, clumping and forming sacks under her skin.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Yasssss gurrrl, use that horrific body shot as the thumbnail and get those clicks!

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Once again, take a look at those arms and back fat and tell me she can totally wipe her own frog ass. Go on, do it.

Her ass looks like it's in the shape of a burger. Assburger Syndrome anyone?

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm so confused by this picture. I wonder where her knees are located?

Anyone who says they can tell you without an x-ray is talking nonsense.

Full body shot and no shoes. AmberHo Reid out on her corner, trying to snag attention. Gonna deep throat a kebab next?

I was sort of thinking that maybe her neck looked a little smaller, in the area below her second chin, then I saw the rest of her. I think her fat is just redistributing itself. Happened to me sometime after 40. However I do not have fat shins. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE FAT SHINS?

There are a couple reasons her shins might appear fat. Firstly, the fat has to go somewhere and it's just part of being morbidly obese. Secondly, I injured my ankle long ago, and if I'm up on my leg without resting 12 hours, my leg blows up to the knee on the affected side. Maybe being 600 lbs is like having an old injury like that.

Also, one reason you will never see Amberlynn's legs is the varicose veins, hair, and everything else gross about them. It's not just that she's weird about her big damp tree trunks.

 

[Constellationzero]

Mock-up of the potential sleeping situation.
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I bet even with all the furniture gone, the stankpartment smells like fromunda cheese.

 

[dfranki723]

I bet even with all the furniture gone, the stankpartment smells like fromunda cheese.

How dare you, you saw her clomping around vacuuming and still imply her home would SMELL? She's a Pristine Squeaky Clean KuhWeen.

 

[Insulin reid]

I'm so confused by this picture. I wonder where her knees are located?

They should be somewhere in there but looks like they are both drowning in kfc mashed potato laygs. Im wondering where her feet are facing because her weight is permanantly shifting her bones and weakening muscles regular people use for walking.

Anyone who says they can tell you without an x-ray is talking nonsense.

Facts. They could be up a little bit from the now cylindrical calf and shin area but exactly where, we will never know.

There are a couple reasons her shins might appear fat. Firstly, the fat has to go somewhere and it's just part of being morbidly obese. Secondly, I injured my ankle long ago, and if I'm up on my leg without resting 12 hours, my leg blows up to the knee on the affected side. Maybe being 600 lbs is like having an old injury like that.

Also, one reason you will never see Amberlynn's legs is the varicose veins, hair, and everything else gross about them. It's not just that she's weird about her big damp tree trunks.

No amber actually does have the dema. Shes at least stage 3 and im being nice about it. Shes not wrapping them and they are getting larger, like with her upper arms. Some portions of her are weirdly shaped and thats where all the extra fluid is stored. Shes swoleeen and she needs to get that taken care of but she never will and shes beyond hope now so the only people who will see our gorls legs/knees are the doctors and nurses prepping her/digging into her for surgery. They may be nice and let her keep her knees and not take above that unless they have to.

 

[Constellationzero]

She has SHOOPAS (shin fupas)

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

If Amber ever got a layyg amputation she would be bragging about how much weight she lost.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

If Amber ever got a layyg amputation she would be bragging about how much weight she lost.

That and the years of practicing on a scooter at womart will finally pay off!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

And with the amputation, she’d actually be within the weight limits for the scooter! #win/win

 

[Cornfed]

Amberlynn bringing the body horror for spooktober
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Dude, that ass has evolved from a shelf to a whole table.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Of course you put Jade on top. Otherwise you would have KILLED HER.

Omfg this killed me

 

[Goatchoker]

She’s 100% in Oklahoma.

 

[Cock wombler]

New youtube upload- October 8th 2023

'weigh in, officially leaving Kentucky and 15 hour road trip | vlog'

-510.2lbs
-Car rammed full of shit, blocking the rear view for a 15 hour road trip that was mainly done through the night.

-Worried about swelleen, car anxiet and health anxiet about blood clots.
-Multiple gas & snack stops
-Arrives at destination and leaves viewers with blue balls by not saying where said destination is.

Places mentioned that they passed through for those trying to figure out where she ended up.
-Bowling green Kentucky
-Jackson/Jacksonville Tennessee (she doesn't know which one and neither do I because I'm not a yank)
-Arkansas

Edited bc tard spelling

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

well, 15 h road time she said....


did she get her Appointment for WLS after all?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

-Jackson/Jacksonville Tennessea (she doesn't know which one and neither do I because I'm not a yank)

Jackson, Tennessee is near Memphis, so it's likely that one. Both destinations also align with a google map from Lexington to Houston, as shown above by @Babygorlwhisperer

For comparison (I can't remember if it's Oklahoma City or Tulsa that Mommalynn lives at, but fuck it. Close enough)

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Someone on reddit claimed they recognized the gas station she was at and it's 45 mins away from OKC

Link