Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QueenCeeCee]

Are we sure Jade isn't there and being hidden? Any confirmation that she really left is

Tiktok updates - both posted October 15th 2023

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I think you are underestimating the interest that Amber can generate.

I hate to say it, but I was like you when I first discovered Amber; just like your fascination with Chris, I was fascinated by our fat gorl.

Embarrassing I know but I even search this thread for the real time reactions people had. I am literally following along Snowflakes's videos while reading this thread, trying to pin point the exact time something happen and people's reactions.

I am not saying your other points are not valid but I think you are downplaying Amber's appeal to the normies. I am not saying this appeal is going to ever gain her actually supporters or help her with loss revenue. I just have to point out how palatable she is to the general public.

A lot people out there can relate to her much better than they can to almost any other cow that doesn't have a TLC show.

Hell if Trisha Payatas can have a second act, why can't our gorl have one?

I used to be excited by Amber videos but she got way too boring lately. I do enjoy the Snowflake documentary style videos on her past but her current stuff is too boring to a bare lately

 

[dfranki723]

A page or so back someone mentioned Hamber eventually telling her audience how Kristine's boyfriend assaulted/hit on her, I was thinking the exact same thing.

I think if Kristine (or anyone in the family) puts their foot down, tells Hamber NO or irritates her in any way, shape or form - she will unleash the nastiest lies. What's worse is there would 100% be at least a couple retards who take the stance of ''she wouldn't lie about that!''.

Has her family ever seen her videos where she has trashed all of them relentlessly? Or the blatant lies she has told about her childhood? Why on earth would they even entertain her at this point?
If/when she turns on them, it'll be their own fault. Might make for some good viewing though, I suppose.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Honestly I am prepared for everything during this new season. Drama? Ok. Mending family relationships? Ok. New caretaker? Ok. Single boss babe drunk on white claw and crying? Ok. Too broke to buy Target shit and do hauls? Ok.

Just make it more interesting than Lexington, ok? I hated every minute of her being in Lexington, sitting on her deathfat throne with thousands of pillows behind her, yelling "Ba~be" to summon the thumb buttler or THE HAND to deliver the latest take out and showing off her latest Target/Wommart trash made for 0,01 cents in China, like it's the fucking Crown Jewels of England. It was like Groundhog Day over and over but instead of beautiful Andie MacDowell I only got a fat, overgrown, unwashed toddler with a poop bun. What a shit remake.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Are we sure Jade isn't there and being hidden? Any confirmation that she really left is

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I used to be excited by Amber videos but she got way too boring lately. I do enjoy the Snowflake documentary style videos on her past but her current stuff is too boring to a bare lately

This is almost as bad as the "Amber never had cancer" hot takes. Jade is gone.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Are we sure Jade isn't there and being hidden? Any confirmation that she really left is

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I used to be excited by Amber videos but she got way too boring lately. I do enjoy the Snowflake documentary style videos on her past but her current stuff is too boring to a bare lately

Why would Jade want to move into a 1br 1 bath apartment that looks half the size of the last one with Amber? Amber is where is she because I think Jade told her she’s not taking care of her anymore.

Also imagine one day hearing a cousin is coming to visit, and in walks Amber with a shih tzu hairdo and pants dragging on the ground.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Why would Jade want to move into a 1br 1 bath apartment that looks half the size of the last one with Amber? Amber is where is she because I think Jade told her she’s not taking care of her anymore.

I suspect that Jade held on as long as she did because she didn't have to share a bathroom with Ambo and deal with her mountains of stinky dirty clothes, and her endless garbage, and junk all over the counter and rammed in every drawer/cabinet (I mean, she showed us her collection of every empty/half empty Rx bottle she had gotten over the course of YEARS). I would also guess that half of Jade's "working from home" was just her fucking around on her computer, and was used as a justification to close herself in the office away from Amber for a while each day. Amber has already filled up this new space (physically of course, but I meant possession wise), and she's only been there a week. I don't think it would take very long for Amber to get on ANYONE'S last nerve in a space so small.

Hey, just thought of something: Any idea where Ambo's hidden the kitty litter tray (that's never getting cleaned again, but is just going to be replaced monthly instead)?

Also imagine one day hearing a cousin is coming to visit, and in walks Amber with a shih tzu hairdo and pants dragging on the ground.

...while pretending that she's some celebrity/influencer. I wonder what would hit you first: the sight you just described, the realization that her front is in the living room while her backside is still out on the porch, the shrieking and eardrum piercing cackles, or the SMELL?

Whenever I think of her showing up and meeting family for the first time, it kinda brings this to mind:

Except she totally, like, NEVER falls you guys.

[Edited to Add:]
I just realized what Amber's apartment has been reminding me of: Kay's apartment in Blade Runner 2049:

Except that Kay has bigger windows (well, and is a studio with a murphy bed instead of a 1 bedroom... and of course, within a few months Kay's apartment will be far cleaner than hers).

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Gonna be downhill from there and it shouldn’t take long. I expect Amber has some pretty… exceptional expectations of how her mother should interact with her moving forward, up to and including having a copy of her mom’s work schedule and her own ideas of how much time Mom should be spending with HER significant other.

I suspect that Kristine and Aunt Tammy are not rolling in dough, so Amber inviting them to restaurants and shopping would be appreciated. I think this would happen to a lot of people. However, the present honeymoon will eventually wane, as it should be expected. We are not quite sure of Amber's expectations. For one, contrary to the past when Destiny, Becky, and Jade were with her 24/7, Kristine has a regular job and from what I can see also volunteers in at least one organization. So, she might be only available on weekends. This means that Amber will be alone most days of the week and she is not going to like it. It will be interesting to see how needy she will become.

 

[Xenomorph]

Does Hammys Mom have a jerb cause she seems to be available all day long for her 1514 week old toddler?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Does Hammys Mom have a jerb cause she seems to be available all day long for her 1514 week old toddler?

I could have sworn she had some blue collar job. I vaguely remember Al saying MM worked at "a plant."

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I could have sworn she had some blue collar job. I vaguely remember Al saying MM worked at "a plant."

I believe she works at a call centre.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It's going to get old really fast as she will try to interject Kristine's other relationships like her boyfriend and Tammy. I think they will do the classic narc escape and just not pick up because you know this bitch will light up your phone on Saturday. Amber is the worst narc too because she is so obnoxious about when she does things.

 

[Xenomorph]

I believe she works at a call centre.

Oh them pits have high ass turnover so I would imagine her quitting at Ambers insistence to put her on payroll.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I believe she works at a call centre.

I believe she works at a "felon friendly" telemarketing place. She calls people and tries to sell them shit. Not long ago Amber said something about her mom and her "career" and I laughed. I'll try and find a ss of her workplace.

Edit-- looks like her mom deleted her workplace from fb. It used to be listed.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Its a call center, that does some sort of bookings. Maybe thats what they call sales, or its vacation telemarketing?



This is her "boss" from St Patricks 2021. Thats a call center all day.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Her place of work has been doxed for ages. A lot of info is still in the old ALR board down in Forum Discussion - Spergatory. It’s a timeshare call center called Global Retreats. However, it’s anyones guess if she still works there.

Original post here:
Post in thread 'The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-amberlynn-reid-show-supporting-cast.33909/post-6927726

 

[Miltank]

bonus reviews and rating's of Kristine's "job"

 

[a dinosaur]

Her place of work has been doxed for ages. A lot of info is still in the old ALR board down in Forum Discussion - Spergatory. It’s a timeshare call center called Global Retreats. However, it’s anyones guess if she still works there.

Original post here:
Post in thread 'The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-amberlynn-reid-show-supporting-cast.33909/post-6927726

"Global Retreats" seems to be closed for now, suspended by the Oklahoma Tax Commission likely for not filing, but fret not. The PaceButler Corporation, a fun cult-like organization that absolutely doesn't prey on born-again felons for cheap unskilled labor, had plenty of other opportunities for Kristine.



The World Book Bank sends free self help books to prisons, job corps, shelters, etc. Like The Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren and the CEO's own inspiring self-pubbed story. Just send in your phones and iPads and they can donate hundreds of free books to many unfortunate lost souls in need of guidance.


PaceButler also recycles cell phones in bulk, promising individuals and organizations "fair value" for their old unwanted phones upon calling them. And by fair value, they really mean $0.25 per phone.

If this YouTube thing doesn't pan out, I'm sure moms can hook Amber up with an entry level position.

 

[peach tea]

"Global Retreats" seems to be closed for now, suspended by the Oklahoma Tax Commission likely for not filing, but fret not. The Pacebutler Corporation, a fun cult-like organization that absolutely doesn't prey on born-again felons for cheap unskilled labor, had plenty of other opportunities for Kristine.

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The World Book Bank sends free self help books to prisons, job corps, shelters, etc. Like The Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren and the CEO's own inspiring self-pubbed story. Just send in your phones and iPads and they can donate hundreds of free books to many unfortunate lost souls in need of guidance.

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Pacebutler also recycles cell phones in bulk, promising individuals and organizations "fair value" for their old unwanted phones upon calling them. And by fair value, they really mean $0.50 per phone.

If this YouTube thing doesn't pan out, I'm sure moms can hook Amber up with an entry level position.

I was already vaguely aware of this stuff but it’s never lost on me how much shit we let Christians and rich people get away with in this country lol

It’s WILD how low the bar is.

 

[Bees]

I was already vaguely aware of this stuff but it’s never lost on me how much shit we let Christians and rich people get away with in this country lol

It’s WILD how low the bar is.

When the 'progressive left' defanged christians and rich people we got troons. Troons bother me much more than soggy christian-light RINO-approved literature for prisoners.

 

[Cock wombler]

Tiktok update- both posted October 19th 2023.

She's using her own sound bites again. Books is good for the brain

BIG? BIIIIG?!