Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pippeyyy]

believe she said that she found it/ate it off of the sidewalk or driveway. Amber has NEVER done carpet munching in ANY context.

I love that Amber is the most lesbian to ever lesbian (according to her) and has never eaten pussy.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

If only she had actually listened to the lymphedema specialist she saw two years ago. Maybe she would be a little less grotesque looking now, but Amber always knows better than everyone else.

 

[Cornfed]

So this is a little off topic. I was talking with some people at work today about pets, and it kind of hit me that Hamber has no one to clean the litter box. I doubt Meth Mama is going to clean her deathfat kid's cat shit. And then I thought about how long it has been since the cats were seen. Are they still with Hamber? And if so, good lord their hygiene is going to be awful. Poor kitties.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

So this is a little off topic. I was talking with some people at work today about pets, and it kind of hit me that Hamber has no one to clean the litter box. I doubt Meth Mama is going to clean her deathfat kid's cat shit. And then I thought about how long it has been since the cats were seen. Are they still with Hamber? And if so, good lord their hygiene is going to be awful. Poor kitties.

They're definitely still with Hamber - they've appeared in plenty of her videos since her relocation to OKC.

She's probably doing what she did in the Dusty era and just tossing the whole box with litter once it gets too stank, because she has the mobility of a T-Rex on a beach ball when it comes to leaning over to scoop it clean.

 

[Gergg]

We need a new poll at the top of the thread. Maybe "how long before Mama Meth relapses"?

Maybe someone should ask Amber if her parents did meth to cope with her ruining their lives on one of her "SHOO KYOOOT" instagram pretend Q&A's. She straight cratered their existence as soon as she was born as far as I can tell.

 

[Xenomorph]

She probably buys a new litter box every week knowing her, she did it with the fucking food/water bowls

 

[pippeyyy]

They're definitely still with Hamber - they've appeared in plenty of her videos since her relocation to OKC.

She's probably doing what she did in the Dusty era and just tossing the whole box with litter once it gets too stank, because she has the mobility of a T-Rex on a beach ball when it comes to leaning over to scoop it clean.

And she has trash pickup, so it isn't even like she has to haul the filthy litter box to the garbage. Someone does it for her. I hate pet sperging, I'm looking at you Foodie Beauty's thread, but she has absolutely no business owning any pet. They are less neglected than Chantal but most of that isn't by choice. (Like fixing Rarity) It was forced upon her or the wrath would never stop.

 

[YourName56]

I wished those pets are rehome with better owners. I think twonk going to die with that type of care and the sad thing amber is so fucking boring on this oklahoma arc. Please go almost to meet new people. You're so annoying alone.

I still remember i saw her on like a accident on a video she was doing tenis at 2014 with her ex krystale.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber went and got her tree trunks massaged once and didnt like it cause it hurt, yeah its gonna hurt retard but she needs them shits drained and often but whelp we know Amber and how consistent she is.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I wished those pets are rehome with better owners. I think twonk going to die with that type of care

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

 

[pippeyyy]

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

Yeah, somewhere around there. Poor Twonk doesn't have many years left, especially since she's been fat her whole life. I can't wait for Amber's reaction to that. She will gain 100 pounds and drunk cry like during the Dusty breakup.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I can't wait for Amber's reaction to that. She will gain 100 pounds and drunk cry like during the Dusty breakup.

Either that, or it'll barely get a passing mention and she won't give a fuck. There tards are either 100% or 0% ... nothing makes sense with them.

 

[Xenomorph]

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

@Twinkie oh no!!!

Also, she's 11 she was 3 when they got her now 8 years later.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Lil’ Twonk ‘should’ have a good 3 to 5 years left, she’s a little dog and a mutt and they traditionally live longer lives than larger, full pedigrees. In Twinkie’s case however I do hope she sleeps the long nap soon. Must be a hell of a life for her, she gets zero walks or stimulation and Amber is far too self-centred to see her animals as vulnerable, dependent little individuals and not extensions of her quirky gorl personality.

And yes I do believe she drew on her dog. All feelings about the action aside at least own your shit Amber. The flat out lies and gaslighting are beyond frustrating at this point. She’s about to turn 33, it’s time she grew up and acted like an adult.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

This thread is dying slowing just like Amber.

That being said, her views seem have a floor with her averaging 50 k views per upload.

I point this out for two reasons :

1. She seems to have a cult following that will watch what ever crap she puts out

2. Chantal really fucked up her bag. She is by far much more entertaining than Amber yet burnt all her bridges to the point where she can barely break 10k.

Moral of the story? Don't overtly abuse your pets to the point where people come together and organize plots to steal them from you.

 

[_justlurking]

Don't overtly abuse your pets

Also don't get involved with reactors. Yes, ALR has addressed reactors before, but not at the level of Chantal. Chantal let reactors tip her over while ALR just shaded them on Instagram Q&As or in a random video here and there. If YDHB was as psychotic as FFG, we definitely would have seen a similar situation but YDHB quit.

 

[Constellationzero]

She probably buys a new litter box every week knowing her, she did it with the fucking food/water bowls

Okay, but the Uighur Yurts panties from Torrid...

Think she does like Gunt and has weekly Torrid beezes instead of, yanno...WASHING them now?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Also don't get involved with reactors. Yes, ALR has addressed reactors before, but not at the level of Chantal. Chantal let reactors tip her over while ALR just shaded them on Instagram Q&As or in a random video here and there. If YDHB was as psychotic as FFG, we definitely would have seen a similar situation but YDHB quit.

Actually Amber has contacted several reactors, and not usually just once, but multiple times. When she doesn't get what she wants she will block them (or they tell her to fuck off) and wait a few months and contact them again.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Promiscuouslynn is caught in a love square with totally real people who are not made up.

Spoiler: more ig q&a bullshit

Hamber's mother has the cackle of a crone. What is she plotting?


lol. lmao, even.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Q: What’s your favourite thing about each crush?

Now I don’t know about y’all fat cat ladies in this thread but personally the answers to a question like the one above should go something like..
1: I love listening to them talk, their voice gives me tingles in my diabetic toes and we laugh for hours.
2: They are so kind, generous and considerate, genuinely the nicest person I know, their love language compliments my own and everyday brings new surprises for each of us.
3: They are HOT STUFF. Like drop dead STUNNEEEEEN. Like my siracha bomb cooking but hotter. Eye candy for my soul and a flex on my haydurs.

Basically, stuff about THEM. Their physical attributes, their personalities and the connection you feel to them. The question asks what’s your favourite thing about each crush, what about them makes them special in your eyes? Now go read Amber’s responses again.

Narcissist much?