Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I love that Amber is fumbling the highest paying month on YouTube because her ego is bruised that she’s single for Xmas.Proof that her channel is dependent on side characters or some partner for her to go “bbby!! I love it bbby! Omg im getting emotional!” While opening a Amazon box.

The cousins she has in okc are they around her age? Do they only interact with her for holidays or is her mom the main bestie?
 
Bitch you cant breathe anyway forget about laughing.
And let's just skip over the fact you have shittalked your Mother online for 10 years and have not reconciled shit.
I look forward to her completely losing her shit at her Mother.
I am not even going into these fake crushes she is alluding to.
 
The only three things that ALR crushes on are the hemorrhoids crammed between her ungodly shelf ass.

Soon enough we'll get fake, forced tears about how hard the holidays are for her, muh truama, ect.
Water is wet, The sun is hot, and ALR is rotting in apartment - all is the same as it's always been. ALR might outlive Chintal at this point though, so that's something to write on the Christmas card.
 
I have a feeling Amber is going to go dark in Jan and Feb like she used to in order to gain a burst of views. Her being dependent on Kristine has killed her channel. She is unable to go out due to no driving and is going to have a really bad Christmas paycheque. I kind of think she is reaching the end of her patience with Youtube, she has hated it for a while but she clearly hates it more currently.
 
She clearly wrote herself this question about her crushes. Amber does not seem to understand the concept of a crush, perhaps Orange Crush, but not crush. In the Oxford dictionary, a crush is defined as "a brief but intense infatuation for someone, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate."

Her answers do make sense unless she was already in a relationship with them. The only way that I could square this circle is that she is talking about Jade, Becky, and Destiny.

Amber also said that she attended a lot of concerts when asked by herself on this subject. I do not remember Amber attending any concert while with Destiny, Becky, or Jade. Perhaps, Amber is referring to primary and secondary school Christmas concerts.
 
She clearly wrote herself this question about her crushes. Amber does not seem to understand the concept of a crush, perhaps Orange Crush, but not crush. In the Oxford dictionary, a crush is defined as "a brief but intense infatuation for someone, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate."

Her answers do make sense unless she was already in a relationship with them. The only way that I could square this circle is that she is talking about Jade, Becky, and Destiny.

Amber also said that she attended a lot of concerts when asked by herself on this subject. I do not remember Amber attending any concert while with Destiny, Becky, or Jade. Perhaps, Amber is referring to primary and secondary school Christmas concerts.
She would go to concerts with Krystal. I think on the beach ones. I vaguely remember her bitching about the towels and how uncomfortable the sand was. None of them were modern or pop concerts. Old bands from the 70's and 80's.
 
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If these crushes are real (they're not), it could be plausible that Hamber is talking about the mutual friend who she coincidentally ran into on the streets a few weeks back and could provide an explanation as to why all of her crushes know each other. Amber, however, does not deserve the benefit of the doubt because she is fat and disgusting so it is safe to assume that these characters she has made up are only acquainted within the confines of her pea-brain.
 
I think we are in for a really interesting arc though, a lot of the cows are being impacted by the cost of living and dwindling viewership. the big lolcows; Chantal, DSP, and Cobra are being hurt and the problem is their mindset is impacting how they can recover. A lot of the micro cows are in the same boat too. Amber I can guarantee is there too because, over the past year, she has been cutting back her spending.

It is clear too that her click-baiting has hit its diminishing returns now and she is locked into the audience she has and that is it. With her uploading less and becoming more boring these 50k are going to bail at some point. The only reason her views have jumped is because people are waiting for the next gorlfriend and it is not coming anytime soon. Her views are only higher because there are a handful of reaction channels too and even the most consistent one is growing tired. Alex is one of the only few who makes her content tolerable.
 
Lol
Actually Amber has contacted several reactors, and not usually just once, but multiple times. When she doesn't get what she wants she will block them (or they tell her to fuck off) and wait a few months and contact them again.
Im fucking convinced shes tried to drum up drama between reaction channels and its not even that they arent taking the bait anymore everyones just tired as fuck of her nonsense. Everyones seen her little oh i hate you oh your my favorite reactor song and dance and everyone knows even if they take her failing bait it wont give them any views so they pay her no mind. Shes embarrassing. Putting on tiktok that reactors still need her, holy fuck thats old shit.

I think we are in for a really interesting arc though, a lot of the cows are being impacted by the cost of living and dwindling viewership. the big lolcows; Chantal, DSP, and Cobra are being hurt and the problem is their mindset is impacting how they can recover. A lot of the micro cows are in the same boat too. Amber I can guarantee is there too because, over the past year, she has been cutting back her spending.
Amber is going to freak out because she again, like last year, cant really afford to take the month of january off even if she wanted to. I think shes under the assumption her manufactured "stalker" arc is so people grab onto it this month and tune in around january to keep up with the drama. More than half of her content is her consooming something so without capital to do that shes fucked.
It is clear too that her click-baiting has hit its diminishing returns now and she is locked into the audience she has and that is it. With her uploading less and becoming more boring these 50k are going to bail at some point. The only reason her views have jumped is because people are waiting for the next gorlfriend and it is not coming anytime soon. Her views are only higher because there are a handful of reaction channels too and even the most consistent one is growing tired. Alex is one of the only few who makes her content tolerable.
No gf (thats why she says shes not looking for one cause nobodys flocking to her) no meth mom, no drama, no hauls, no mill planneen and *insert diet shes tried 8 times before* just the same 3 buzz balls and an alleged delta 8 gummy for gorl. Shes either gomna have to stage a break in before the paycheck cuttoff for youtube and go silent for january or really start off with something crazy like a video telling chantal to fuck off or start an onlyfans or something for her views to cover basic expenses. The section 8 arc is slowly approaching.

She's such a fucking narcissist, as though we don't know she's a repulsive disgusting pig but here she is acting like she's such a great catch and there are tons of people flocking to her. Yeah, like flies on shit, or orbitary moons around large planets.
At least shes showering more it looks like. Shes unable to let herself go like she usually does which seems to be really draining her. Not having the girlfriend she doesnt want may push her to accept a man as a caretaker if one presents themselves as such. Somethings gotta give or were gonna have another failed drunk lynn valentines day stream. She cant stand to see others happy and her not having a boo to abuse will crush her.
 
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