I caught myself wondering what made Amber ghost (yes, it's been a slow day for me). I'm wondering if her whole walking a mile (over the course of several hours, hitting the 'pause' button on her tracker to keep her time under 1 hour) and burning 478 calories is what caused her binge afterwards that she admitted to (and presumably another 7 days of binging). Or maybe lactic acid build up or a strain has completely imobilized her. All of her fitness talk made me think of a particular sports team...
FUTAGOYAMA STABLE!!
This is their personal channel where you can see their day-to-day lives:
This is a playlist for their most recent tournament (if you're curious):
Now, I'll try to contain my snark and 'fatphobia' here, because dedicating yourself to sumo is a hard and gruelling life. There is a major religious/spiritual aspect to this (like shaolin) and massive weight gain is a necessary hardship of sumo. #allbodiesarevalid #bigisbeautiful ....
... #shintoforthewintoh (Sorry, I couldn't help it
)
And yes, sumo can be a little silly...
... or brutally bone-crushing...
... but it can also be graceful
Anyway, there is a reason why I'm dumping all of this shit on Amber's page. These gentlemen are SOME OF THE MOST ATHLETIC MORBIDLY OBESE INDIVIDUALS ON THE PLANET. Under all that cushioning they are actually quite muscular. They do hundreds and hundreds of bodyweight squats, pushups, that stompy thing, hopping around while squatting, shoving/lifting each other, etc. They lift more weight doing these exercises than most do in a session at the gym.
Despite this training, it seems like simply EXISTING is a struggle for them. They only wash their hair about once a week or so (whenever it gets too itchy to tolerate), due to how exhausing the whole process is. Koga (far left in the team photo; I call him 'Captain Eyebrows' for obvious reasons) shaved his entire crown bald under the top-knot because of this. They usually keep putting this wax/oil stuff in to try and hold it in place. They struggle to comb/style their own hair and have to do it for each other. On their channel, the stable master talks to the cameras about their struggle to maintain their weight, and he and Okami (she's the house manager) have to keep checking in on them to make sure they're eating enough. I think it was Nabatame (usually averages 130-133kg, and who fought to get up to 137kg for the most recent tournament) who mentioned that he tends to lose 22lbs during a tournament (where matches are like, 1 minute long and they only do maybe 1 or 2 matches per day).
And they seem to constantly be plagued by stiff muscles that further limits their ability to do everyday things.
Here's "Mikey" (YouTube often mistranslates his name as Michael) massaging "Waka's" glutes (I've abreviated their names because I keep forgetting their full names). Um, on second thought, maybe we should give these two some privacy...
Their dorms are a mess. They struggle to do simple tasks like clean up their clothing, fold their sleeping mat, or take out their trash. In the background, you'll often see someone get up to do something, walk a few steps, and change their mind and lay down on the floor again because they're just too tired. They lean on the counter to cook or wash dishes. Their hobbies are eating a lot at local restaurants, getting McDonalds delivered, playing videogames, scrolling on their phones, and going to karioke (oh, and they can walk a mile in less than 1 hour). The rest of their downtime is spent sleeping - they'll sleep sitting or EVEN WHILE STANDING. And that's if you'd even call it sleeping. They can't sleep on their back. They can't sleep on their stomachs as their head ends up over 2 feet off of their sleeping mat and they can't get enough pillows to bridge the gap. Soma (really pale dude with the neckbeard facial hair) is already on a CPAP at 20 years old or so (and based on all the snoring, it's only a matter of time before other teammates are put on them, too).
So let's talk about their weights. Roga, the hairy dude in the centre of the team photo who's wearing the white loincloth-thingy, is their most senior fighter. He is a sumo superstar, and weighs in at an intimidating 150kg (330lbs, or about 23.5st). He might be the largest fighter in their stable (at the very least, there are many in the stable LIGHTER than him). To put this in perspective, He's about 200LBS LIGHTER than the weight that Amber is CLAIMING to be.
So, yes Amber, not every deathfat is exactly like those on M600PL... but they're all pretty close. If actual professional athletes who are younger than you and have much higher body weight percentages being muscle (AND WHO WEIGH 200 POUNDS LESS THAN YOU) struggle to function day-to-day, do you really expect us to believe that you function more or less like an average individual? If these dudes struggle to keep themselves over 130kg every time they exercise (despite eating meals like 10 BOWLS OF RAMEN), WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU EATING, AMBER?!
We knew it regardless. Lazy mare. 
