Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cornfed said:
The end was scathing. We all know Hamber watched it. I cannot imagine hearing that about yourself without changing something. He is completely right.
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I didn’t watch it, but mr snowflake brings a huge amount of eyeballs to ALR’s channel so I doubt it she gives a fuck about being an internet villain. The only devastating thing for people like ALR is not getting attention.
 
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TardiX said:
THAT FUCKING NAIL GROWTH EW. Do butter golems think acrylics make their fingers look less sausage-y?

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Yes. Absolutely yes. Fatties like amber put long nails on because it "slims" the look of the finger. Unfortunately its the same idea that black is slimming but when your larger than a brown bear in the wild, theres no trick of the eye to make them the svelt 135 they all wanna be.

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Shes so oblong here. All the fat is just going down her chins and her hair is so thin compared to years ago. Gorls gonna look more and more like chins, but not as unhinged. Shes too pretty and dainty to go full crying on camera shaving her head.

Since shes fading away into nothingness as a channel and she refuses to do anything about that i wonder whats gonna happen in the next month or so. Valentines day is coming up, so shes gotta make up a lover or something and she hasnt had a medical emergency in a while (probably due to meth mom not being at her beck(y) and call or would call bullshit about a dangling anything) so thats off the table for now. Not even mentioning anyone like chantal again or whatever tiktok clout grift shes doing over there is a winning solution to making money.
 
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Someone posted this to reddit

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THAT FUCKING NAIL GROWTH EW. Do butter golems think acrylics make their fingers look less sausage-y?

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Shes got pink ones now boo boo 💋

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Does anyone else notice that she has a really short narrow forehead so whenever she wears buns or ponytails it hilarious. People on tik tok are commenting that they want to see a side profile shot of this look
 
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Mekahineyho said:
Does anyone else notice that she has a really short narrow forehead so whenever she wears buns or ponytails it hilarious.
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Yes. For quite a long time. Looks like she's microcephalic.
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Jesus Christ, she is HUGE. How she can see this then post those filtered to hell tiktoks is a mystery but hilarious.
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A huge melting, festering, pile of animal shit shoveled straight from the barn and into a laundromat.
 
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Wait….so she got her washer replaced, so presumably has a working washer and dryer in her apartment, but her mom has to go to the laundromat?? The mom that drives her everywhere she has to go can’t do her laundry at ALR’s place? That’s weird as hell.
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On the surface yes, it’s weird. However, having had a washing machine breakdown, I discovered how much easier it was to go to the laundromat. I could use multiple machines at once (one for whites, coloureds, towels, bedding, knitwear etc), dry suitable items quicker in industrial sized machines, and get out of the place in 90 minutes having run up to six industrial sized machines at once, instead of juggling loads in my smaller machine at home for a whole weekend.

While I still prefer the convenience of doing my own washing at home…it’s MY home, so I can do smaller loads whenever I want. Kristine probably wouldn’t want to spend a whole day shut in with her daughter changing washing/dryer loads.

ETA: I had my own car that I could drive to the laundromat. ALR doesn’t have that convenience. I wonder if ALR has told mommy dearest that her dryer has still not been repaired to keep her coming to her rescue…or maybe she’s broken it again with her huge loads that only amount to 2-3 days of her washing.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
On the surface yes, it’s weird. However, having had a washing machine breakdown, I discovered how much easier it was to go to the laundromat. I could use multiple machines at once (one for whites, coloureds, towels, bedding, knitwear etc), dry suitable items quicker in industrial sized machines, and get out of the place in 90 minutes having run up to six machines at once, instead of juggling loads in my smaller machine at home for a whole weekend.

While I still prefer the convenience of doing my own washing at home…it’s MY home, so I can do smaller loads whenever I want. Kristine probably wouldn’t want to spend a whole day shut in with her daughter changing washing/dryer loads.
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This is true. The in unit washer in my apartment couldn’t handle more than two pairs of ALR sized undies
 
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I call shenanigans said:
On the surface yes, it’s weird. However, having had a washing machine breakdown, I discovered how much easier it was to go to the laundromat. I could use multiple machines at once (one for whites, coloureds, towels, bedding, knitwear etc), dry suitable items quicker in industrial sized machines, and get out of the place in 90 minutes having run up to six industrial sized machines at once, instead of juggling loads in my smaller machine at home for a whole weekend.

While I still prefer the convenience of doing my own washing at home…it’s MY home, so I can do smaller loads whenever I want. Kristine probably wouldn’t want to spend a whole day shut in with her daughter changing washing/dryer loads.

ETA: I had my own car that I could drive to the laundromat. ALR doesn’t have that convenience. I wonder if ALR has told mommy dearest that her dryer has been repaired to keep her coming to her rescue…or maybe she’s broken it again with her huge loads that only amount to 2-3 days of her washing.
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Those Washing machines are being put through the wringer, I’m sure paratroopers could use Hambers clothes to drop down into hostile territory.
 
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