Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Xenomorph said:
I dont know where you know these sporty dykeroonies, but where I come from (NYC) a lot of these lesbians were self-deprecating slugs who maybe would get a beer every Friday/Saturday night while pining for some ex girlfriend or some out of their league straight woman. Most of them looked and acted like 14 year old boys just as unsightly and insecure. Most of them are sloppy as fuck and usually want their opposite but wind up most of the time terminally alone or someone even dykier than them.
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If you live in NYC and the only lesbians you know are 14 year old sloppy boy slugs, that’s a you and the places you frequent issue.
 
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Surprised Pikachu said:
Gorlworld Ireland is trying out the retro react thing. His first video is a choice but it’s pretty funny if you want some more of what we currently suffer through. I like him.
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I like his reacts too. There are a couple newer channels that talk so much shit to/ about lard lass that I enjoy, Jades Speculation Station & Mimi's Got The Tea. They're no ass kissers like ZM. I like when they're mean to her lol
 
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I like the 'tayto man, too. I just wish that he would start posting Boogie content on this "That Darn Irish Man" channel again. He doesn't pull punches and is funny if you just want someone to listen to while you're working on someone else. And Jade's great for shorter and more efficient vlog recaps. And (so far) they avoid the toxic wasteland which is Haydur Nation.

Amber's most recent vlog was a lot of rambling. She made the excuse that she didn't post a Friday 'what I ate today' video because her audience would accuse her of doing mukbangs and assume she's out of money. Another ceiling-shot weigh-in of 501 point something. Amber claims that her mentulz are just so much better this week and her weight loss has been due to sticking to her one to two meals per day diet plan (and it's been take out, so go fuck yourself, haydurz!!)

Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week. It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.

Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end! And if she starts dating another hand I'm fucking DONE.
 
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Neko GF said:
what my crush thinks of my size | most shocking weigh in yet
(02.14.2024)

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Here we go folks, new cycle again. Funny she is suddenly talking to a new caretaker and now suddenly she's losing weight, wants to be healthier now, planning to take control over herv health/mental health. This happens at the starting phase of a new caretaker and it slowly dies down.. then yeah.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Basically, still following her completely predictable cycle. While I don't believe the 501 number, I do believe the drop of 14 lbs from whatever she really was last week because Amber has shown multiple times on her channel that when she actually follows some form of eating in moderation, she loses 15 lbs in the first week.
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In reality, on January 1, Amber was 515 pounds, so if we are to believe the numbers, she lost 15 pounds in six weeks. or 2.5 pounds a week. If she did lose 14 pounds in a week, it is equivalent to 49,000 calories, or if she did not eat at all during the week, she would have a calorie deficit of 24,500 calories, thus needing to exercise for 3,500 calories a day. This does not make sense. All she lost was "water weight". I fully expect that her weight will be up next week due to her lymphodema and mental problems.

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It also hints that (along with looking a little cleaner than usual and being more bubbly), that Amber feels like she's getting close to securing herself a new wiper. She's acting like she was during late summer/early fall 2021 when Amber was trying to convince Jade that she was trying to get her life together.
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I totally agree. Who in their 30's talks about having a crush? It sounds like Jade 2.0. It is clear that Amber is absolutely desperate to find someone to take care of her. She has not wanted to improve herself even a bit by taking a taxi to the mall or starting to learn to drive. She wants another Becky.

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Better times are coming! This dreadful era might be coming to an end!
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Absolutely. Since Alexis lives and works in Milwaukee, it is for Amber to move her fanny there. I do not think that Amber likes Oklahoma City anyway. There is the pesky problem of breaking the lease, but that is not difficult. I believe that Kristine and her boyfriend will be happy to see her gone.
 
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Surprised Pikachu said:
Gorlworld Ireland is trying out the retro react thing. His first video is a choice but it’s pretty funny if you want some more of what we currently suffer through. I like him.
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Haven't watched the video, but that thumbnail alone smells like greasy, week + old unwashed hair, B.O., halitosis, and stale Cheetos.
 
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Maybe I’m being too much of a wet blanket, but I can’t take a woman in her 30s seriously saying “crush” or officially asking someone to be valentines.Can people of all ages have a crush or celebrate valentines? Yeah but there is something super juvenile about Amber doing it.

She’s so vapid and disingenuous how are these mongs STILL contacting her or chatting her up? The only people I can see benefiting from this is an asexual individual who would trade isolation and once a week trips to a box department store for a Job or a social life. Like grifting and laying around is definitely a life choice for most, but with Amber you have to listen to her talk AND wipe her cheeks after a day of eating Mediterranean food and hot Cheetos.
 
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Warm Lasagna said:
Man, I haven’t been interested in Amber in weeks. Every so often I check in to see if anything has changed and I come to the same conclusion. Everything she says is a lie so why bother checking? Any info I get from her videos are subject at best, or manufactured to make her look better at worst. It’s turned her into a very boring cow.
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Same, my other half even said "I honestly can't wait for her to die." My partner is the most placid thing in the world but I imagine that's how a lot of people feel about her. She is trying to get those clicks hard since this is the worst her channel has done. Bitch is nowhere even close to 1 million monthly, she is sat at 700,000. Remember she needs a million or more to get by and that was with Jade there. OK is about 15% more expensive than KY and she is alone. I no doubt she is actively dipping into the savings daily now and with America being so expensive it is going to rinse her.
 
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Oh Amber.

Nobody cares about fatties lying about their weight anymore! Get with the times!

It's all about being racist now. Either say something shady or hang it up, sis! (and I don't think that old clip of you saying "blackie" instead of "emo" or whatever is gonna cut it, so don't bother dredging that up)
 
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