Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Hello mandatory white trash dream catcher.
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...and blankets as curtains.
There's definitely something uncanny going on...
This frame is like playing 'Spot the Difference'. All the tacky shit on the walls, the curtains, the messy blankets behind her that's just a few I'll name. What freaks me out his her expression. The smug smile reveals itselfs the moment the wendigo sheds it's human form before devouring you. Be careful, new wipey #2.
 
I have a few questions from her last vlog:

1. Why is Amber taking Delta 8? I do not remember the reason she is taking the drug, on side effect is to increase appetite and hunger. Not something someone looking to go on a diet should be doing.

2. I do not remember her saying that she was vaping. It is news to me.

3. You might save leftover pizza for later, but who would eat leftover hamburger and fries? No one.
 
I have a few questions from her last vlog:

1. Why is Amber taking Delta 8? I do not remember the reason she is taking the drug, on side effect is to increase appetite and hunger. Not something someone looking to go on a diet should be doing.

2. I do not remember her saying that she was vaping. It is news to me.

3. You might save leftover pizza for later, but who would eat leftover hamburger and fries? No one.
She admitted recently, like after she moved, that she had been vaping every day for years. Not sure I believe that one. I seem to remember her taking gummies first, and that was probably something she picked up from Jade. I don’t even think Delta 8 has been around that long.

As far as the diet, lol, this is Amber we’re talking about. She could not care less. She’s drinking those damn Buzz Ballz too, which is just empty calories.

ETA: LMAO I just looked up the calories for those and this popped up in the search results.
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I couldn't let it go and had to look at that stupid scene where they are playing cards... those couches ARE opened to be beds! And there's shit piled at the foot of the mattress, or they have one of those tables that can go over the mattress like they have in the hospitals. Just so much STUFF in that image.

She admitted recently, like after she moved, that she had been vaping every day for years. Not sure I believe that one. I seem to remember her taking gummies first, and that was probably something she picked up from Jade. I don’t even think Delta 8 has been around that long.

As far as the diet, lol, this is Amber we’re talking about. She could not care less. She’s drinking those damn Buzz Ballz too, which is just empty calories.
During the time where she was livestreaming with Becky (I can't remember if it was before or after their breakup, but I THINK it was before), Amber grabbed her purse and did a little improv 'what's in my bag'. She pulled out a handful of vapes that she said didn't work anymore, and that they were delta 8. I don't remember exactly what she said - something about them being legal when she bought them, but shortly before this livestream date they had been made illegal and she couldn't get new ones. And Amber didn't know what to do with the dead vapes she had, so she just kept carrying them in her purse. So while the gummies may have been during the Jade era, vaping has been since at least the Becky era. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was sooner and Amber just said it started with Becky. From what I remember, Destiny's been vaping for a long time. Didn't Amber film a vlog with Destiny where they pawned a bunch of stuff - including Amber's 3DS - and then after going out to eat, Destiny showed off the new vape she bought? Amber absorbs so much of her partner's behaviours, it's hard to believe that she resisted vaping while with Destiny, but then started with Becky (who I don't think vapes).

During the card game, you can see a bright yellow vape in front of Amber. So I guess it's more than Amber just pushing Kristine to take her to the vape shops - she also sits and vapes right in front of Kristine.
 
I have a few questions from her last vlog:

1. Why is Amber taking Delta 8? I do not remember the reason she is taking the drug, on side effect is to increase appetite and hunger. Not something someone looking to go on a diet should be doing.
Thc or even fake thc helps with pain. I bet her body is screaming for help and her only resource for managing whatevers going on with her is vitamin gummies or fake weed. Going to the doctors isnt on the table.
This may also be a rebrand but i can't see it. She swings back and forth too much from teen to adult from prude to sex kitten who has sexy sex for hours. I dont even know if she knows what shes doing.
2. I do not remember her saying that she was vaping. It is news to me.
She allegedly vapes. Or vaped. I bet she would take a hit from wifeys pen or something fruit flavored that has little to no nicotine in it. The kinds of things that kids get hooked on. I cant imagine her having something of her own and not showing it on camera.
3. You might save leftover pizza for later, but who would eat leftover hamburger and fries? No one.
Its performance based again. Bitch probably ate the rest of it like an hour later and called it a different mill. Like second breakfast and 11sies. Fucking overweight hobbit.

Shes just getting super old and her "guise im mentally stuck at 17"era isnt cute and its not getting her views.
Shes doing a shittier rebrand the last year or two than jojo siwa is, trying to show us all shes a rebel.
 
What I ate today calorie breakdown + lying


Five Guys:

cheeseburger w/mayo, onion, jalepeno - 1,095 cal
Reg. Cajun fries : 950 cal

five guys total: 2,045 cals

Grandmalynn’s:

Chicken salad (0.5 cup) - 300 cal
Fritos Scoops (20 chips) - 320 cal
Sprite mini - 90 cal

grandmalynn’s total: 710 cal

(Edit: Made a very conservative guess with this snack, she could have easily eaten much more)

Snack:

2 grape uncrustables - 420 cal

Total: 420 cal

Taco Bell:

Dorito taco - 170 cal
grilled cheese burrito w/fries - 840 cal
Cinnamon twists - 170

Taco Bell total: 1,180


WHOLE DAY TOTAL: 4,355 calories

Amber’s Estimated TDEE: 3,500

So if she was eating like this everyday there would be:

1.66 lb weight gain in 1 week
6.66 lb weight gain in 1 month
80 lb weight gain in 1 year


We all know this isn’t her “off-track” day but rather her “on-track” day as she obviously consumes more than she pretends to show. Also not counting her “binge” days which could easily be around 10k cals alone.

Also, bonus lie:

Claims to have ordered a bean burrito but actually ordered a grilled cheese burrito

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ENHANCE

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This is the packaging for the bean burrito she claimed she ordered

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Here’s the GRILLED CHEESE burrito she actually got (note foil wrapper)

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Note: 360 calorie difference in burrito she says she ordered and what she actually got, double the calories
 
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Not gonna lie, that's why I drink vodka and soda.
Life hack - use diet soda. The diet soda will move through your stomach faster, allowing for more rapid absorption of alcohol by the body - the sugar in regular soda slows the process. aka: diet soda vodka mixes get you smashed faster.

Back on the topic of AL, she's still fat as fuck and nobody would sex her.
 
Even Zachary Michael is finding his "employer" boring. He's starting to cover Foodie Beauty more. (The video itself is a boring Q&A, but I love the title.)


Amber has NEVER been entertaining, apart from the changes in caretakers and continued weight gain...maybe. She even managed to make a cancer arc boring.
 
Even Zachary Michael is finding his "employer" boring. He's starting to cover Foodie Beauty more. (The video itself is a boring Q&A, but I love the title.)


Amber has NEVER been entertaining, apart from the changes in caretakers and continued weight gain...maybe. She even managed to make a cancer arc boring.
If Zach stops covering Amber she will lose her shit and start DMing reactors, maybe even do some entertaining shit. Like, admit she doesn't wipe her own ass all the time (not just after her surgery) or some other disgusting things. She knows that gets clicks and people will react. Maybe we'll see something interesting.
 
She allegedly vapes. Or vaped. I bet she would take a hit from wifeys pen or something fruit flavored that has little to no nicotine in it. The kinds of things that kids get hooked on. I cant imagine her having something of her own and not showing it on camera.

Its performance based again.
Wipey smoked cigarettes too. I'm honestly surprised she didn't pick that up. Amber is the type of dumbass that would start smoking on her 30s, because she thinks its cool. I'm guessing that is why she vapes and drinks.
 
Alex is Shook has been trying to move away from her too, her 2 big reactors would actually damage her channel a lot. Amber hates to admit that she is somewhat beholden to them as well, their relationships are intertwined. Amber in Krystal era and Destiny era is pretty funny, she is just delusional but best Amber is Becky. I think its Becky's just carefree nature with the gaycare denizens that just worked so well. Honestly TLC could have turned that into a show because Eric and Ricky delivered some bangers. The pure narc ego of 2016-2020 pre cancer was amazing and Amber content cow wise in that period is so deeply nostalgic even the reactors like Michael B Petty and sarcastic potato (RIP). For me that era is like finding Chris' bday video on 4chan during college it is just pure cow but great.

I will say this Amber can turn it round more than Chantal though she is just done.
 
*Majel Barrett Voice*: "External sensors are detecting a spatial anomaly in the Amberverse..."

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***
YouTube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rhwvnJ1qAs
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=-rhwvnJ1qAs
Archive: NOT WORTH THE SERVER SPACE

Plot Summary with Commentary!! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was having a pretend last hurrah before her pretend new weight loss series (which will be unlikely to result in any weight loss). We watched our dainty gorl consume over 5000 4000 calories of highly processed and predigested food (don't worry, she says she didn't eat all of the fries). What's going on today? According to her last vlog, it's the start of the new Weight Loss (gain) Series! Are you excited?! Neither am I; TAKE US IN!!!!

(No, Amber, we DON'T need to talk...)

Hey guize!" Proper intro. Update, she's wearing the two new makeup items she just hauled. Amber of course recommends.

JUMPCUT!!! In the bathroom. BAD STORM!! Tornado watches! One popped up on her phone like an Amber alert! Twinkie and Wasabi fed off of her anxious energy and got worked up. She had no tornado shelter, so she had to hide in her bathroom (did you remember to check your shower for serial killers first, Ambo?).

Long story short (too late): nothing happened.

JUMPCUT!!! In the kitchen for SNACK-TIME!! Duke's Hot and Spicy Smoked Shorties (pepperoni thingies). Amber pretends she can't finish the entire bag in 3 days. Amber defends her social drinking (that she somehow did while being alone) and vaping.

JUMPCUT!!! In the living room for SNACK-TIME BONUS FOOTAGE!!! Skinny-POP popcorn. (And if anyone says Skinny-Pop for the Girlie-Pop I swear to the Prophets I will scatter your atoms across the galaxy with a quantum torpedo. DON'T fucking test me).

JUMPCUT!!! Fortnite footage where, just as I predicted, Amber puts her phone on a pile of books and is filming the screen at a terrible angle. Oh yeah, I totally can't wait for her half-assed attempt at video game streaming and failure, followed by Amber ranting about her audience expecting actual effort from her. Amber tells us that "Valentine" DOESN'T PLAY video games - but Amber TOTES DOESN'T WATCH REACTION CHANNELS OR READ HERE YOU GUIZE! But anyway, Amber told Valentine that Amber's already decided that yes, Valentine, you are GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME because Amber determines your preferences and interests, not you!. Okay, I'm not recapping Fortnite bullshit *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!!! In the closet - uh oh. This is always where she films when she's about to tell us off.... And .... yep, we're getting out asses chewed out. This time it's about Wasabi and her audience thinking that she neglects him. I really don't care *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!!! More food. Looks like Amber's going to cook some sort of beef and veggie stir fry. Stove on maximum heat action! Eating on camera for degen clicks.

JUMPCUT!!! More bullshit questions to stretch out this shitshow enough for mid-rolls!
1) Amber lived in AZ from 18-20, or 2009-2011
2) Amber DID say entry instead of entree. She's an idiot (her words)
3) Valentine isn't a gamer (but Amber already told Valentine that she has to be one)
4) Amber confirms that this shit she produces IS content, and is comparible to what her content has always been (TRUE - anyone relatively new to the Amberverse can check out 'Gorlworld Ireland' on YT and watch his retro reacts to the Becky era, or 'The Ankle' on YT and watch his reacts to the Krystle era for proof).
5) Amber would totally play Fortnite with Zach because she doesn't hold grudges (but LordyJordy can go fuck himself with a katana).

Amber's changed her mind on her weight loss series. She was going to vlog daily for 30 days, but realized that it's work realized that she always fails when she does it. Oh noes!!! Does that mean she bought the weight loss journal for NOTHING?! (of course she did).

But she is going to upload more often (until she gets enough coin for June's rent, then she'll fuck off again). Amber's filming style is the 'besties POV' situation type deal. Byee!!!!

TL;DR: Amber spends most of the video disputing everything being said by reaction channels (Valentine being a gamer, Wasabi being brushed, etc), while eating junk food. There was a tornado watch but nothing happened. More stupid questions answered that no one cares about. The new weight loss series has been canceled before it was even started.
 
Alex is Shook has been trying to move away from her too, her 2 big reactors would actually damage her channel a lot. Amber hates to admit that she is somewhat beholden to them as well, their relationships are intertwined. Amber in Krystal era and Destiny era is pretty funny, she is just delusional but best Amber is Becky. I think its Becky's just carefree nature with the gaycare denizens that just worked so well. Honestly TLC could have turned that into a show because Eric and Ricky delivered some bangers. The pure narc ego of 2016-2020 pre cancer was amazing and Amber content cow wise in that period is so deeply nostalgic even the reactors like Michael B Petty and sarcastic potato (RIP). For me that era is like finding Chris' bday video on 4chan during college it is just pure cow but great.

I will say this Amber can turn it round more than Chantal though she is just done.
Amber acted most like herself during the destiny and gaycare era. As crazy as it sounds, she spoke more complete sentences and didn’t say just say “so goood” and “girlypop!” Like a parrot. Everything wasn’t so curated and “polished” as she tries to seem now. She also shows the same 5-6 things over and over and her apartment seems so barren.
 
Amber acted most like herself during the destiny and gaycare era. As crazy as it sounds, she spoke more complete sentences and didn’t say just say “so goood” and “girlypop!” Like a parrot. Everything wasn’t so curated and “polished” as she tries to seem now. She also shows the same 5-6 things over and over and her apartment seems so barren.
I noticed through some of the retro reacts that Amber was at her fake stupidest with the hand. She decided that pretending to be even dumber than she actually is, "how do you say pistachio!? Squealllllllllll", is somehow better to watch. It isn't. I'd pick her thinking she is queen bee of gaycare over her thinking the extreme helplessness of the Jade era is riviting. I hate only seeing the same 3 places, her saying the same 3 things and the reactors saying the same 3 things. We need a disease, a tornado, something.
 
"This primurrrrrr made it easier to put my foundation awn"

Is that not the fucking point of primer??

Edit so no double post: Remember when we thought the Wipey era was the absolute lowest of the low and that *anything* would be better than that shit? How foolish we were. So stupid. So blind.
 
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