Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bogliacci]

The Norwood Reaper cometh, Amber. No amount of stuffing your mouth hole with dubious sources of protein will save your garbage hair.

 

[peach tea]

What I want to know is, what’s her plan IF (and the “if” is bigger than Amber herself) actually ever does lose like 200 or 300lb?

I personally don’t think she wants to. I think she wants to get to a more reasonable level of fat, but I don’t think she wants to lose the weight a doctor would tell her to lose.

She doesn’t have the money for skin removal surgery and we all know she’s seen what Tammy Slaton looks like now. She knows her bones are deformed, again, like Tammy’s. And she also knows that regardless of Ozempic face, her neck and chin are gonna look disfigured and her face is gonna age at least 20 years.

We know she doesn’t actually care about her health, so she will stop at some point to avoid being even more fucked up looking than she already is. I personally think she’s doing Ozempic 100% for her channel, as evidenced by what she said in her last video. She said she had to do what’s best for her channel or something like that and it was the same video where she went up a dose from what I’ve gathered.

She has no plan and one way or another, this won’t last.

 

[-Jack-]

What I want to know is, what’s her plan IF (and the “if” is bigger than Amber herself) actually ever does lose like 200 or 300lb?

I personally don’t think she wants to. I think she wants to get to a more reasonable level of fat, but I don’t think she wants to lose the weight a doctor would tell her to lose.

She doesn’t have the money for skin removal surgery and we all know she’s seen what Tammy Slaton looks like now. She knows her bones are deformed, again, like Tammy’s. And she also knows that regardless of Ozempic face, her neck and chin are gonna look disfigured and her face is gonna age at least 20 years.

We know she doesn’t actually care about her health, so she will stop at some point to avoid being even more fucked up looking than she already is. I personally think she’s doing Ozempic 100% for her channel, as evidenced by what she said in her last video. She said she had to do what’s best for her channel or something like that and it was the same video where she went up a dose from what I’ve gathered.

She has no plan and one way or another, this won’t last.

Your posts are always on point!

Amber lives in a 24/7, constant state of delusion with the rare occsasion of reality hitting her. If having cancer and all these other health complications didn't make her change, not much else will.. unless she strokes out and becomes fucked.

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

I wish they stop trying to scare people with the whole ozempic face bullshit. The folks that get that the most are the ones who have lost their minds and are trying to get tooooo skinny. I'd lov to show y'all my face and my lack of "ozempic" face after losing a ton of weight. You just got to know when to stop.

Not knowing when to stop is the whole problem with fatties.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

What I want to know is, what’s her plan IF (and the “if” is bigger than Amber herself) actually ever does lose like 200 or 300lb?

Amber was always morbidly obese even in primary school. She never remember being of normal weight and doing thinks like normal kids would do. This is why she still dream to be a dance prodigy and a soccer champion. She would not have any clue what to do if she lost 300 pounds, but the amount of lose skin would scare her a great deal.

I personally don’t think she wants to. I think she wants to get to a more reasonable level of fat, but I don’t think she wants to lose the weight a doctor would tell her to lose.

I think that the famous 69 pounds weight loss is her goal, so to be in the 425-430 pounds would please her. Amber wants to be seen being in a weight loss programme without actually losing a lot of weight.

She doesn’t have the money for skin removal surgery and we all know she’s seen what Tammy Slaton looks like now. She knows her bones are deformed, again, like Tammy’s. And she also knows that regardless of Ozempic face, her neck and chin are gonna look disfigured and her face is gonna age at least 20 years.

Lose skin is her greatest fear from weight loss. Any surgery on her apron, legs and arms along with a body lift is in the $50-100k, which she does have.

We know she doesn’t actually care about her health, so she will stop at some point to avoid being even more fucked up looking than she already is. I personally think she’s doing Ozempic 100% for her channel, as evidenced by what she said in her last video. She said she had to do what’s best for her channel or something like that and it was the same video where she went up a dose from what I’ve gathered.

There is nothing real about her vlog; it is an alternate reality. We are outraged at Chantal eating all these meals, but Amber is heavier and just one inch taller, so she eats basically the same amount. Amber hates exercising and as Destiny said, is not big in personal hygiene. Her with a towel on her head is just for the camera. She likely spend most of her day on the seal position as probably everything hurts. In the past all the driving, cleaning and housekeeping were done by his girlfriends. She is desperate to find another Target driver, but it does not seem to work. I think that her mother is not interested in doing it either. She lived with Amber after the cancer surgery and saw her she treated Becky and everyone else.

She has no plan and one way or another, this won’t last.

She lives on a alternate universe. She is not interested in her audience. All she cares is about the money from YT. If Ozempic arc does not bring more money, she will be back on WW or something else.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Inb4 Amber pulls a Chris Chan
Mommy GF incoming, also her mom has no bottom teefs lmao she looks retarded

The top ones are dentures so maybe she has to save up for the bottom ones

 

[AzurePastures]

Even her imaginary girlfriends dump her...

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Even her imaginary girlfriends dump her...

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Incoming binge saga.

 

[Lupine Awakening]

I wish they stop trying to scare people with the whole ozempic face bullshit. The folks that get that the most are the ones who have lost their minds and are trying to get tooooo skinny. I'd lov to show y'all my face and my lack of "ozempic" face after losing a ton of weight. You just got to know when to stop.

Most can't, stopping makes people start gaining weight again. To my understanding it's only an appetite suppressant, it doesn't fix the things that led people to being overweight in the first place (self-control, laziness, emotional damage, alcoholism, physical disability, whatever). Unless you change your lifestyle in combination with the drug you're going to be on it forever. Dr Now makes his patients loose weight before operating because you can ruin bariatric surgery by eating like you did before and stretching out your stomach. If they can't prove they can control what led them to act like that in the first place then there's no point in doing the surgery anyway.

What I want to know is, what’s her plan IF (and the “if” is bigger than Amber herself) actually ever does lose like 200 or 300lb?

She doesn’t have the money for skin removal surgery and we all know she’s seen what Tammy Slaton looks like now. She knows her bones are deformed, again, like Tammy’s. And she also knows that regardless of Ozempic face, her neck and chin are gonna look disfigured and her face is gonna age at least 20 years.

There was a diabetic lady that started shitting her stomach lining out a few months after starting it and sued the company. Amber is just going to look up some of the obscure side effects and say she is experiencing something so bad she has to stop IMMEDIATELY. Invest in "stomach lining poop" coin while it's low. Alternatively, she does lose the weight and then has to regain it all because she also loses her viewers when they realize how boring she is outside of the "weight loss journey".

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Even her imaginary girlfriends dump her...

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I think that she did not have much of a choice. People are caching up that we never see her doing anything with her; even Jade was more present than "Valentine". She also finds it hard to find a new girlfriend if she is already in a relationship, so she had to dump her even if she is imaginary.

 

[pippeyyy]

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Even her imaginary girlfriends dump her...

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Do you think her girlfriend will want the beautiful moon and sky as it was when they first decided to date back?!
Just kidding, just like all this weight loss, the girlfriend never existed.

She really has to be the last fat ass lesbian who can't get a date, or even anyone interested. Even Necky found someone. That's gotta be a blow to her ego.

Edit: she always has her Mama. She basically does everything all her other girlfriends did anyways.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

I think I should be more clear - I mean they have to know when to stop LOSING WEIGHT. Regarding the meds most do have to stay on t keep the weight off , sure . I lost weight with the shot and 2 other co-workers as well. We all been off for about a year now and only one gained the weight back so it's not automatic. That being said if I could afford it I would definitely stay on.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

You know, when I first saw that thumbnail, I legit thought for two seconds that Methmama told Ambo to fuck off or something. Then I remembered the entire Valentine bullshit.

I slaved away (for 2 minutes 8 minutes - I had to fix it) on GIMP to make a momento for this special event:

(Edited again because I keep fucking this up)

 

[Single_Sock]

I think I should be more clear - I mean they have to know when to stop LOSING WEIGHT. Regarding the meds most do have to stay on t keep the weight off , sure . I lost weight with the shot and 2 other co-workers as well. We all been off for about a year now and only one gained the weight back so it's not automatic. That being said if I could afford it I would definitely stay on.

Take a hint.

No one cares.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber bitching about 100 degree weather while:
Wearing her hair down
Long sleeve dress that looks similar to cardigan material
Long black pants

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Amber bitching about 100 degree weather while:
Wearing her hair down
Long sleeve dress that looks similar to cardigan material
Long black pants

Her layyyygs are probably crying out for help in those worn out pants in the heat though…I can only imagine the pain (and the smell) she must experience on a daily because of it

 

[I call shenanigans]

Amber is very comfy in the delusion that she has beautiful hair like the mane of a Pegasus, so she’s in for a wake up call when it starts to fall out lol. The hair loss side effect usually kicks in between months 3 and 6 from what I have read. She’s getting to the threshold. If she doesn’t quit before then, that will be what breaks her.

Hair loss is a side effect of weightloss. 3-6 months is the common time for hair loss on a restictive diet, whether it be from VLCD (very low calorie diet), WLS, Ozempic etc. It’s not caused by ozempic, it’s caused by malnutrition, the body prioritising where the nutrients are most needed when there isn’t enough to go around. Amber’s not restricting what she eats, she’s just saying she is. Expecting to see a bald Amber anytime soon is just buying into her lies.

 

[Suspendered]

Full moon ass chin situation type deal

 

[Xenomorph]

Ain't no meat stick safe this weekend.