Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I think the new extra obnoxious, extra infantile persona is caused by her severe Tiktok addiction. She's a mid 30s woman who spends 24/7 watching zoomer girls on Tiktok, watching shows about teenagers, reading young adult novels and trying to emulate the way current year teenagers speak and behave with a heavy dose of fag-hag who is obsessed with drag queens. It would be less creepy if she was still acting like a teenage girl from the early 2000s due to her mental retardation and "muh trauma" but she's actually putting in effort to emulate current day teenagers.

I wouldn't be surprised if we one day get a groomer-scandal-situation-type-deal-girlypop moment because she's very likely talking to people who are way way younger than her in the DMs because she doesn't really have anything in common with people her own age who tend to be in a different stage of life entirely and this will only become more prominent the older she gets. There's only so many emotionally stunted lesbians out there for her to relate to.
Yeah. Alexis chola and amber are so annoying on this drama. To be honest i'm more worry about twinkie and the cats. I see the last live twonk got much fatter.

Amberlynn is a groomer. I remember when she put libby on her vlogs and libby was so angry.
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Ohh no.
 
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Erica will not be in it. This attempt at starting a channel will die off the same way as it did with Becky's channel.
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Erica will not be in it. This attempt at starting a channel will die off the same way as it did with Becky's channel.
“There’s no y’all anymore” yet her profile picture is them being all lovey dovey. If you’re gonna be a serious YouTuber trying to make an income on the site at least update the profile pic, it’s the bare minimum.
 
Fuck me, the Reddit gorlypops.

''I actually love Alexis now!!''
''She's not perfect but she's really sticking it to Amber!''
''I always liked her personality''

These mongs are unbelieavble. Alexis is just a different version of ALR. Attention seeking and drama hungry. She's not calling Hambo out for a genuine reason, it's all a means to an end - the end being adoration from retards online.

If a person shows a shred of negativity toward Fatty, they just start riding them as hard as they can.
 
Alexis has already shown her ass by being caught in a a couple of lahs, minor as they may be.
She’s just as bad as Amber as far as twisting the narrative, imho. She is harping on about mundane shit and minute, petty details instead of just dropping the “life-ruining” tea she claims to have.
I was expecting more by how much she hyped this tepid drama up.
Do better or get lost, Alexis. You say the friendship is not salvageable so what is there to lose?

Edit: I’m tired
 
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Someone got her gorls! lmao

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Saw this on ZM's video just now. Absolutely fucking killed me. What really made it for me was the way she was too scared to say what the capital of Iceland is because, quote, "it might be a slur", and then she got got by Jenna Side. Recent shit has really made me realize just how dumb Dunning-KrugerLynn is.

Textbook trolling. No notes. Should be taught in schools.
 
My biggest bitch about Amber right now is how one moment she says the cookie video was "creative" and "classy", that she wasn't ashamed or embarrassed by what she did, people can buy it and watch it if they want - yet in another breath, she's saying how she's scared someone might leak said video, insinuating its worse and more sexually provocative than she described to us night before last. So, what fucking is it? She really is dumb as a rock. Miss 130+ IQ can't even figure out a simple subtraction problem in her head.
 
Fuck me, the Reddit gorlypops.

''I actually love Alexis now!!''
''She's not perfect but she's really sticking it to Amber!''
''I always liked her personality''

These mongs are unbelieavble. Alexis is just a different version of ALR. Attention seeking and drama hungry. She's not calling Hambo out for a genuine reason, it's all a means to an end - the end being adoration from retards online.

If a person shows a shred of negativity toward Fatty, they just start riding them as hard as they can.
Alexis is just Chola Amber, cut from the same greasy unwashed cloth but the plebbit gorlypops are too busy seething about the Crumble Cookie Kween to see it. Amber = bad, everyone else = good, even if they're dang dirty trolls like Erica and Brittany or just Amber 2.0 like Alexis.
 
I think Becky failed mostly because she is a depressed, spineless coward who probably spends 90% of the day crying in the work bathroom.
Speaking of the Beckster, funny how Amber spent that entire relationship acting like she was so much better than Becky. It was so obvious that Becky was just a placeholder until Amber's REAL gorlfriend came along. Yet once Becky cut and run, EVERYONE in Amber's orbit has been nothing but dirtbag opportunist assholes.

I can only imagine the wheelbarrow of orange chicken that would be devoured if that single, 140 IQ braincell paused on that realization for even a moment. (sorry, I meant situation type deal molmunt).

Same request goes to Brittney as Alexis:
  • Show text messages proving that Amber was aware tha Erica was married and didn't care
  • If you have them, show messages indicating that Amber knew about Colleen BEFORE SHE DIED (unlikely Brittney has this, but still)
  • Show text messages of Amber shit-talking Jade, Methma, and Becky (actually, AND KRYSTLE - I want to see how Amber's mind distorts reality to make herself the victim)
  • Show laaaaaygs for the farmers that need to see them.
 
Just asking to ask but if Brittany has Amber’s horrifying nudes and censored them in the appropriate places could she still potentially get in legal trouble for sharing them if Amber pursued?
It could be considered as revenge porn for sure! But maybe Amber would take the Chantal route and claim that "it could be anyone's nudes"

(referring to the Salah's dick pic leak where Chantal claimed it could be anyone's)
 
My biggest bitch about Amber right now is how one moment she says the cookie video was "creative" and "classy", that she wasn't ashamed or embarrassed by what she did, people can buy it and watch it if they want - yet in another breath, she's saying how she's scared someone might leak said video, insinuating its worse and more sexually provocative than she described to us night before last. So, what fucking is it? She really is dumb as a rock. Miss 130+ IQ can't even figure out a simple subtraction problem in her head.
She wants to be both the victim and also appear unbothered, which doesn't really work. If the video is leaked and she tries to go the revenge porn route then her statements of "I don't care, I would show it to you all right now, I might upload it to OnlyFans myself" would definitely be used against her.
 
someone superchatted her asking if ALR would kiss her and this is her response
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Thank you for posting content to back up your comment. but bless your heart, are you really recording your laptop screen with your phone and then posting the clip? :stress:

If you're doing it for the meme bravo. I love me some deliberately low-quality effort posting (see some of my MS Paint masterpieces) . But its what you got on hand, and it works so keep doing you.

If you'd like a better way of capturing the live video, without geeking out, you can use Microsoft ClipChamp, free for personal use.


If you want to get even deeper into the archiving scene for Amber or your other favorite cows, check out Null's article about best practices for archiving to the farms and how to use "ytdlp" and a video on using kden live to make clips from longer videos you've captured.
 
Just asking to ask but if Brittany has Amber’s horrifying nudes and censored them in the appropriate places could she still potentially get in legal trouble for sharing them if Amber pursued?

LOL...

Hambutt would have to PUT PANTS ON, get up at 7AM, and go to court to file IN PERSON. And then she'd have to SHOW UP in court.

Last I checked, there's no Panda Express or Cheesecake Factory in COURT.

That would be hEcTiC!!

I really want to slice the throat of the person who taught Hambutt that new word. In meatspace.
 
The word hectic is so annoying to me now.

You fat al, are not hectic, nor is your life, it’s pathetic and sad. This is not middle school you mentally stunted walrus.

I still have a hard time believing these people are really the age they say.

I hope she starts drinking even heavier and gains some solid alchie middle weight.
 
The word hectic is so annoying to me now.

You fat al, are not hectic, nor is your life, it’s pathetic and sad. This is not middle school you mentally stunted walrus.

I still have a hard time believing these people are really the age they say.

I hope she starts drinking even heavier and gains some solid alchie middle weight.
This post is hectic.

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