Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PropaGONDA]

There's an interesting ALR Facebook page dedicated to commenting about her videos and roasting her since she disabled comments on her videos. I don't know if I'm allowed to link here, but I can gladly give you details via PM. I've only been lurking myself because I'm not dumb enough to use my real account.

The conversations are interesting, they're not as hateful and funny as the actual comment section (pre-moderation era) but there's interesting discussions - all without the censorship. From what I gathered, the commenter "Joyce L", a prominent AL supporter has been outed and exposed by one of the members as one of AL's sockpuppet troll accounts.

 

[a dinosaur]

The TL,DR of it: Amber mathemagically justifies blowing 17.5% of your monthly income on P.F. Chang's, hair bows and novelty ceramic salt-and-pepper shakers. The rest, you should just put into savings for unexpected expenses, like new tires or a surprise diabetic gangrene-related leg amputation.

 

[Jerk Sauce]

What she eats at a buffet. Goes to Golden Corral, and shows us 3 plates of food with barely anything on it. Come on Amberlynn, do you think your viewers are that stupid? You are not 500lb with that little amount of food, especially at a buffet.

This sort of attitude is something that I really don't get at all, on the couple of times a year I go to a buffet I eat whatever the hell I feel like, and watch myself for a couple days after to help cover it. I don't see the point in going if your just going to supposedly watch what you eat. Logic would dictate it's the rest of the time that you need to watch yourself, as you said she has this thing ass backwards.

 

[EH 110]

What jackass told Amberlynn that bows are cute past the age of 6?

 

[DuckSucker]

They're cute if you're an attractive petite girl, and are able to pull off that certain "look"; otherwise you just look like an overgrown, fat, Pebbles Flintsone, as seen in exhibit A.

Actually I think the bows used for fashion are oversized anyway, so a regular ribbon just looks even smaller on Amberlynn.

 

[PropaGONDA]

This heifer should not be giving anyone any "financial advice". What a JOKE. I know she reads here so she's trying to make it seem like she's not spending her way to credit card debt.

And those bows... it literally looks like you put a bow on a turd. She looks so stupid. I wonder if she actually goes out in public looking like that. She looks like an ugly overgrown baby.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Death is.

Corpses bloat at first, keep that in mind

 

[FatFuckingClown]

an ugly overgrown baby.

This. This is exactly what she is. She refuses to own up to her shortcomings, denies all that is just plain wrong in her world, and is only seemingly interested in making her life seem cozy, fun, and glamorous waaaaaaaay beyond her means. Amberlynn just can't, or won't, for the literal life of her, (because she will dig her grave with a spoon and fork sooner or later), stop lying through her fucking teeth or stop avoiding responsibility.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

AL with her hair up always reminds me of this.

 

[C3PBRO]

What jackass told Amberlynn that bows are cute past the age of 6?

Well, she does resemble a gigantic toddler, especially in walking ability.

Also, even she admits a bow collection video is boring, and does nothing to disprove it by trotting out a parade of some of the most uninspired dollar store bullcrap.

 

[John Webster]

What jackass told Amberlynn that bows are cute past the age of 6?

I don't understand her obsession with bows, but it's one of those cringe-worthy details about her that I'm sure she knows people love to hate.

When I see her wearing one of those stupid things, all I can think of is a super morbidly obese Minnie mouse.


(I typed in "obese minnie mouse" for a google image search and this "Minnie mouse feedee" was one of the first results... )

 

[PropaGONDA]

I don't understand her obsession with bows, but it's one of those cringe-worthy details about her that I'm sure she knows people love to hate.

When I see her wearing one of those stupid things, all I can think of is a super morbidly obese Minnie mouse.
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(I typed in "obese minnie mouse" for a google image search and this "Minnie mouse feedee" was one of the first results... )

Omg she does look like a fat Minnie Mouse! Especially when she does the double bun hairstyle.

 

[day_man]

The funniest part of this video is the beginning when she says "The most common topic in the youtube comments" like ... you mean the youtube comments you disabled ??

This girl is nothing but excuses.
Her #1 problem is that she is lazy. Her laziness stops her from even attempting to fix her problematic life-style. She couldn't even bring herself to drink 6 glasses of water a day.....

(ps hi just joined the farms, been lurking for a while so finally decided to join the convo)

 

[C3PBRO]

AL has purchased a wealth of shite the past couple of days. Christmas decorations, more gifts, "journaling" stuff, stocking stuffers, unironically, on the same day as her "How to Save Money" video.

Sadly the most promising video, "HOW I FOUND OUT SANTA WASN'T REAL | EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL", was pretty boring and unremarkable. TL;DR? She saw her mother putting out "Santa's gifts".

My fave of the crop;

She's bought 10-15 of those $2 blind box necklaces for kids.
"I love stuff like this cause it's like you don't know which one you're gonna get and you're like 'oh my god which one'."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to waste these, I know a perfect little girl who would want every single one of these and appreciate them."
Then she proceeds to open every single one, taking away the joy of the surprise so that, I guess, she can offload the ones she doesn't want onto the 'perfect little girl' she likes so much.

PS. Fuck me I just noticed her nails in the thumbnail, they look like they've been nibbled on by rats.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Amberlynn found out about the Facebook group, which has now been changed in privacy so she can't just go in and lurk. She's been alluding to them on her Snapchats, going on her victim/angry rants to disprove them. She's such a coward - if she wants to engage in discussion she should open up her comment section. Now she's trying to get the pages taken down, LOL.

She also was on a YouNow stream last night bitching about the FB group too and the mean haters. People have also speculated she's quitting or has quit her job. She was complaining about how she works too much and wants time to take care of her animals (she called them her babies). But it's AL here, she just wants to sit on her fat ass at home and do absolutely nothing while her slave makes the money. Maybe it's a good thing so Destiny can actually interact with people outside of AL and maybe she can learn to be independent and escape AL's smelly clutches.

So her justification for not being at work was she took a "mental health" day yesterday while Destiny was at work. Engaging in trolls and internet drama is a great way to do some mental health self-care! People started hounding her in the chat and asked her if she was quitting her job. She started crying, got pissed off, and dropped the stream.

Hmmm.

Edit: For those who hate themselves, and wanna watch all 45 minutes of her babbling, here's the video. I have no time to really meaningfully summarize her YouNow stream, but someone uploaded it here, I just mirrored it on YT.

 

[day_man]

"Don't worry, I'm not going to waste these, I know a perfect little girl who would want every single one of these and appreciate them."

It's her. She's the little girl who would want every single one of those.

 

[DuckSucker]

She's bought 10-15 of those $2 blind box necklaces for kids.

Honestly she'd be better off buying scratch offs. If youre gonna throw your money away on "chance" you might as well throw it away on the chance that you can break even or win more. It's actually what my dad does, just as a joke-y kind of gift. You all get together and open your scratch off with your Christmas morning coffee and see who won what.

Because this crap is just garbage that's going to sit around forgotten in some drawer somewhere, the whole purpose of a "blind bag" is to prey on that feeling of risk and reward, and it's usually just cheap crap (25c or less) that you dont really like and doesnt have a purpose and you wouldnt want it but you keep it because you dont know what else to do with it since youve basically spent money on it. Yes, stocking stuffers are basically just a bunch of cheap shit but it's not just actual garbage/shit you dont want.

"Ohhhh this is kinda cool! At least I got SOMETHING! I mean, I would probably wear this and love it!" No you wouldnt, it's tacky, it's cheap and it looks stupid. You know this and I know it. It would look even more ridiculous on a 20-something-year-old because it's a big ass flag that says, "Look at me, I spent money on this tacky shit that only exists because children have no concept of the value of money and whom capitalism preys on because kids are dumb and love pointless cheap shit like that that serves as a momentary, exciting distraction from their boring, shitty lives until they get bored of it and want another/something else! Or they take it to school to show their friends and then they all get together to see who can throw it the furthest off of the roof into the street because its fucking stupid."

 

[littlebiscuits]

You know what I think the biggest crime in all of this is? She's bottle feeding that tiny grey puff ball while its swaddled in a baby blanket----and there's not one goddamn picture. Sorry, but there's a picture tax on these things. Swaddle a bitty kitty in a baby blanket and feed it out of a bottle? You owe the world a picture. No one cares about the latest whateverthefuck glass hedgehog from target : show us the kitten.

 

[C3PBRO]

My fave quote from the YouNow

 

[PropaGONDA]

So the current gossip right now is that AL quit her job, because she's been complaining/bragging about having so much free time.

I haven't really had a chance to watch her Vlogmas videos but apparently it's the same old eating and spending her money away.

Any signs of actually budgeting and saving doesn't seem to be apparent. If she did quit her job and relies solely on Youtube money she'll be broke and going bankrupt before we know it. Her views are dwindling down thanks to people mirroring her videos on other accounts so she doesn't get adsense dollars. Plus she still disabled comments so her view count has been at an all-time low for the past few months.