Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

Mommy and her 8 year old son

 

[Cherry Pie]

Mommy and her 8 year old son
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The amount of filtering required to make Amber look human make Emily look like a bizarre, twisted little gnome.

 

[Major Pain]

Mommy and her 8 year old son
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The Lesbian version of this :

 

[Constellationzero]

Mommy and her 8 year old son
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Jimmy Durante and some county fair freakshow deathfat, 1941: Colorized.

 

[+who.cares+]

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[Agoodpotroast]

I cannot work out if she’s fatter than she is dumb or dumber than she is fat.

Either way, she is far too retarded to debate even the dumbest conspiracies. No one would even listen to her mega-fat opinion on McDonlads vs Burger King .. everything out of her mouth it LIDERULLY worthless

I was thinking about this more than I should because I'm inclined to believe she's just stupid but if she can believe in dinosaurs but doesn't believe in the moon landing and believes in chemtrails, I'm low-key waiting for her to say something ultimate retarded like gravity doesn't exist or you can dig straight through Earth to China.

 

[brooky]

Fear of flying (and fear of heights) is the most common phobia for good reason. People aren't meant to be flying or go that high up.

What bothers me about Amber's travel anxiety is twofold. First, the exaggeration. A lot of people have anxiety driving or flying. It's different than a full on phobia. It makes sense that Amber is uncomfortable in any car and would feel anxious and humiliated getting a cab or an Uber, because of her size. But that's rational. The whole point of a phobia is that it's irrational.

Hence, someone can be uncomfortable or anxious flying, but just suck it up and do it, because their level of fear is rational. An irrational phobia is a LOT worse and way more debilitating.

But honestly, even if it was a true phobia, it could still be managed. There are treatments for phobias that negatively impact your life, and being unable to be with your partner seems like a big impact to me.

That brings me to the second point. Amber expects her girlfriends to sacrifice to make her comfortable. I get that fear of something makes it difficult to do the thing, but a well adjusted person finds ways to work around it. Maybe it means alternative travel. Maybe it means getting a prescription to calm you down on the day of travel. Maybe it means just enduring one single bad day for a potential lifetime of great reward being with the person you love.

Amber's girlfriends MUST love her enough to uproot their whole lives to live with her. But she doesn't love them enough to face her fears.

Love is supposed to help us grow mentally/spiritually/emotionally, not fat-ly. You got it wrong again, Amber.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

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By hard times does she mean overcoming the passing of her morbidly obese bedbound ex-girlfriend that she fed to death? Amber has the ability to attract stupid poeple.

 

[pippeyyy]

Wow this really is a piece of Amber lore I did not know about. Thanks for bringing it up!

Search the site for her chemtrails or flat earth and you'll find her old social media thread. Worth a read, it's hilarious how dedicated she is to remaining fucking retarded.

 

[Antiks]

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Just look at that stupid fat smug moon face. Filtered to the max ya'll because being a fake sack of lard is what fat Al is all about. Fraudulent to the core.

Naturally she takes up over 3 quarters of the screen, not just because she's a quarter ton mass of decomposing blubber and fupa, but also because she's super important and must dominate every solitary situation type deal. Ridiculous whore.

Slommy looks like a retarded elf who gets moist from feeding dumb cunts to death. I hope she works her magic on the wheezing, shrieking waddler ASAP!

As usual I look forward to Hambeast's early demise.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

She may even be in debt, it wouldn't surprise me.

Isn't there a conspiracy that she doesn't pay taxes? Either way Im sure she has a shit ton of medical debt

 

[dfranki723]

Amber's fear of travel would evaporate if there were something she values at the end of the journey.

Remember, phobias are cute and super dainty. She's just a fearful lil bean.

 

[Lard]

Amber's fear of travel would evaporate if there were something she values at the end of the journey.

Remember, phobias are cute and super dainty. She's just a fearful lil bean.

She claims to have a fear of car travel but miraculously, ONLY trusts the driver (who conveniently happens to be EVERY SINGLE GF OF THE MOMENT) that is taking her to her food trough. Be that a restaurant or a grocery store.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

She claims to have a fear of car travel but miraculously, ONLY trusts the driver (who conveniently happens to be EVERY SINGLE GF OF THE MOMENT) that is taking her to her food trough. Be that a restaurant or a grocery store.

ALR: If there ain't no food involved, I am not going.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

ALR: If there ain't no food involved, I am not going.

imagine her throwing a fit over the cup of soda and pretzels they give you on an airplane.

Boy that would be some turbulence

 

[VanillaHippo]

We only care if someone's new when they need us to know they're less fat than the deathfat or don't post screenshots or archives. Then it's our duty to bully them.

A lot of the new fags seem to be familiar with that Feabie site. That would make a great thread.

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Shit that's even worse than Assanti's peak BMI of 156

 

[Mekahineyho]

imagine her throwing a fit over the cup of soda and pretzels they give you on an airplane.

Boy that would be some turbulence

I notice Amber always needs to get snacks when she’s just driving around town with people. Not even on a roadtrip just shopping or going out to eat, someone always brings her beef jerky or popcorn to the car when they stop for gas. She probably would bring an ample amount of candy and uncrustables in her carry-on bag for the flight.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I notice Amber always needs to get snacks when she’s just driving around town with people. Not even on a roadtrip just shopping or going out to eat, someone always brings her beef jerky or popcorn to the car when they stop for gas. She probably would bring an ample amount of candy and uncrustables in her carry-on bag for the flight.

This is also someone who needed to pack a gallon-sized Ziploc full of "snacks" to practice driving around in a parking lot with Krystal.

 

[Goatchoker]

This is also someone who needed to pack a gallon-sized Ziploc full of "snacks" to practice driving around in a parking lot with Krystal.

That always makes me cackle.

The snacks yes, but the utter lack of awareness of how to drive a car is the cherry on top.

Bitch it’s not that hard. You’re just massive and can’t move quick.

 

[Insulin reid]

If she buys a house* then she won't be able to drop everything at a moment's notice and U-haul her ass to wherever the fuck her current carer is. Renting is much less of a commitment.

*if she hadn't spent her 2019 money on Uber Eats and Temu

This is exactly why she will never buy a home. Theres way more mobility in renting than owning a home. And taking care of things isnt ambers vibe. Shes more of a sit her ass down and destroy everything she touches and moves on type gorl.

I notice Amber always needs to get snacks when she’s just driving around town with people. Not even on a roadtrip just shopping or going out to eat, someone always brings her beef jerky or popcorn to the car when they stop for gas. She probably would bring an ample amount of candy and uncrustables in her carry-on bag for the flight.

Amber is deathly afraid of running out of food or not having food within easy reach. It was just food insecurity from childhood thats turned into food agression now as an adult. For flying i dont think she would want the bad look of being the fattest fuck on the plane white knuckle death gripping a gallon ziploc bag of snackies, she would probably have a couple dainty gorl snacks in a carry on and inhale any and all of the expensive fast food shit at the airport and gorge herself like a tick so nobody could call her out for carb loading on the plane. Shes always gotta have that "im fat but im not that fat" kinda vibe. Fat women always want to seem like they are just normal girls who just get calories from drinking water and breathing air. Fat lazy slob stigma is somehow only reserved for fat men and i mean only fat men.

That always makes me cackle.

The snacks yes, but the utter lack of awareness of how to drive a car is the cherry on top.

Bitch it’s not that hard. You’re just massive and can’t move quick.

The barely 5 mph idle speed she was freaking out about gives me a giggle fit every time. Like picking up a snail and moving it to another part of the yard- Amber cant comprehend it.