Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Parslet]

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Tommy is starting her progress with getting Amber to 600 lbs +. Love that for them.

 

[dfranki723]

Those disgusting fat pads beneath her eyes are returning. I feel genuinely repulsed by those things. More so than forehead fat.

When it comes to the made up compliments, I don't think she knows that even regular decent looking women don't get compliments thrown at them as often as she pretends to.
Maybe online but not in real life. Most people are just trying to go about their business, not waste precious seconds screeching nice things at anyone who doesn't look like a full blown smack head.

All of her lies are snatched from cheesy YA books. Fatty believes this is how the world really works, attractive women (like her) are hounded whenever they step foot outside due to their intense beauty.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?

says the guy at the vape shop thought she was 'in her lower 20's' with 'a baby face' (yeah fucking right).except she says it like it just happened but then says "i thought about it all day" so... apparently its bc shes barely wearing makeup since slommy says shes beautiful without it. definitely not bc she always stops trying after she has a new caretaker on the hook.

It's interesting in this new era and past year how much she keeps bringing up how people supposedly keep saying she looks so young. Clearly she is getting self conscious about her rapid aging and balding

 

[Xenomorph]

She said she is gonna be living out her suitcase soon, lmao did u see how mom's shot of Ambers fucking pants? Bitch blew up even more and her eyebrows are in outer space at this point, never to return again.

 

[1039]

people thinking she "looks" younger it's probably because of how she is dressed and the pigtails. the fat fills out the face so much that all fats look the same at a certain point, like with some you can no longer tell what gender they are because the fat covers their face so much. unless it really obvious like lots of grey hair and grandma clothes you can't tell what age they are.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?

You buy luggage when you go on vacation, not if you are moving. She already had luggage when she went to Lexington with Becky. I agree that it is to make people speculating.

I do not believe that she will even go to Wisconsin on vacation. Although you do not see Amber struggling moving like Chantal, she is about 100 pounds heavier, and her lymphedema reduces her mobility even more. Taking the plane would be even more a challenge if no one is there to help her. She does not drive, so unless Kristine drive her to Wisconsin, she is staying put. She is at the whim of Emily deciding to come seeing her. What a life!

It's interesting in this new era and past year how much she keeps bringing up how people supposedly keep saying she looks so young. Clearly she is getting self conscious about her rapid aging and balding

So many people giving her complements while no one is taking selfies with her. This belongs to the "it never happened" column. Even gorgeous people do not get hit this way. Perhaps in a club or an event, but not in stores. Amber is living in an alternate world in her mind.

Edit: Does Amber already use her suitcase to go to the laundromat? Just asking?

 

[Cornfed]

I poked my head back in to see if Hamber was actually to provide some insufferable entertainment. I am floored. One would think that a feeder that has a higher confirmed kill count than the Farms hitching up with Amberlyn would be prime time white trash viewing. It is somehow even more boring than Jade. Even reaction channels aren't covering her so much.
After Chantel dies in a year the fat woman content is really going to be dry. Props to the users like @Boolean Bitch who summarize these snooze fests. I could not sit through the first "hectic" without clicking off and waiting for someone else to react.
I guess the perpetual summary is that she is somehow fatter, and no one will ever have sex with her.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Her mom looks disgusted with her. You know it’s bad when a ex junkie with plastic teeth looks at you like a lost cause.

Emily on threads.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?

I'm praying for her to go to Wisconsin to visit Slommy, I need to see the travel vlog. People will stare at her nonstop, she'll probably have a nervous breakdown, it's going to be a nightmare for her and we all deserve that.

people thinking she "looks" younger it's probably because of how she is dressed and the pigtails. the fat fills out the face so much that all fats look the same at a certain point, like with some you can no longer tell what gender they are because the fat covers their face so much. unless it really obvious like lots of grey hair and grandma clothes you can't tell what age they are.

The same happened to Tammy Slaton, she looks much older now, she no longer has fat to fill her wrinkles, luckily Amber doesn't have to worry about that, she will never lose weight.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

since no one posted it this is from reddit, the feeder claims that hambo is visiting her, so what will it be , 3 plane seats?

 

[ilikecheese]

since no one posted it this is from reddit, the feeder claims that hambo is visiting her, so what will it be , 3 plane seats?
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The smell on that plane would be

 

[+who.cares+]

X

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Her mom looks disgusted with her. You know it’s bad when a ex junkie with plastic teeth looks at you like a lost cause.

Emily on threads.
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[Bill Evans 45]

I know how it feels to
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be you know in a relationship with
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someone or like in a situationship with
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someone where it's like you're putting
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all this energy and all this time this
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attention into them it's like they're
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not giving it back

Delusion thy name is Hamber. Coercive control and time limited absence monitoring is abuse.

They weren't deathstar fat - probably 300lbs or a little less, but as short as Amber if not shorter.

Anywhere outside North America, that would be deathstar fat. It's scary how we have become normalized to seeing lard barges.

please note that the tiny white box behind her with the plastic suck-a-lint on top... IS A FULL-SIZED TOILET TANK.

That made me go into the bathroom and try to comprehend her actual size. I think I did that the first time it was posted too. It's always mind blowing when you see a deathfat next to something that can be used for scale.

This belongs to the "it never happened" column. Even gorgeous people do not get hit this way.

Alternatively, sales people often give compliments to 'special' people. She never goes anywhere alone, so maybe they assume she's on an outing with a caregiver.

 

[+who.cares+]

OKC to Oshkosh, WI is a 14 hour drive.
A first class flight is under $500.

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[FatalTater]

14 hour drive?
That's a LOT of car snacks.

 

[Bees]

All Dr Now fans know how this drive is going. Fistfuls of drive thru, swellleeen, OW MY LAYYGG, people are STAREEEN, “I need protein” beef jerky, motel handicapped rooms sold out!

It’s primo content and she needs the shekels so we’re gonna get to see it.

 

[Mekahineyho]

wtf is the point of driving someone back and forth for a visit?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

wtf is the point of driving someone back and forth for a visit?

If indeed Emily drove to OKC to pick up Amber then will have to drive Amber to OKC in a while, this will become old very quickly. I bet Amber told Emily that she can't take a plane because of her anxiety.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

says the guy at the vape shop thought she was 'in her lower 20's' with 'a baby face' (yeah fucking right).except she says it like it just happened but then says "i thought about it all day" so... apparently its bc shes barely wearing makeup since slommy says shes beautiful without it. definitely not bc she always stops trying after she has a new caretaker on the hook.

As my mother always said, there's no wrinkles on a balloon...

Also it wouldn't surprise me if going to Wisconsin is her testing the waters for moving in with Justin Feeder. Considering her history it wouldn't be very surprising if she just planted her fat shelf arse down and refused to go back to Oklahoma.