Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Regarding calorie counting: I think that's probably a lost cause for AL. She seem vehemently dishonest about what she eats (whether she's lying to herself or just the viewers idk).
She never gets tired of saying how little she's eaten that day: i.e. in her vlogs when she had the job and only had a few nuts and tuna for lunch, a pot of soup lasts her for days, she only had 5 pizzarolls today in her latest stream etc. when that's clearly a lie. You don't get to her size by eating as little as she claims. Not by a long shot.
People of this size literally eat so much that they have difficulty remembering how much they have really eaten in a day and tend to grossly underestimate the amount of calories they take in.
 
Someone please tell me what "bologna spread" is. *Too grossed out to google.*
Might be similar to liverwurst, which is like a meaty liver spread. Supposed to be good on crackers or something.
Or it could just very well be some sort of foreign, mysterious, exotic trailer trash delicacy.

...or it came out of her consistently open sores and she's just better at recycling than we all thought.
 
my thought is it's most likely just bologna, on a plate...that's it...that's thre "spread"
not like bologna that you spread on something, but a "spread" or bologna.
Probably has a a variety of the "all beef" and the "original"
classy af
Ooh! Wait!
What if it's like that time she put cream cheese in salami, then stuck a pickle in it? Except she quit her job, so she can't afford salami now? :lol:
 
Just looked at Destiny's Insta for the first time(sorrymomilikeb00bs). She was still very butch before being with AL, but she looked so much more attractive and put together. Hair/teeth looked clean. Much less overweight, though clearly prone to be. She seems to be very family oriented. I hope her family members keep a close eye on her. Not only does she seem special, but on top of that, she only recently turned 21. AL has four more years of training in the manipulation of others. (Speaking of 21, that picture of D and AL at Destiny's bday shoot on ALs insta! Incredible how she dwarfs D!)
 
"the scale is loving me lately"

the denial is deep with this one

She actually had to explain the definition of a riding mower after saying her partner's step dad is mowing grass. Of course I know what a riding mower is, moron!!

is it me or has she became progressively fatter each video?

I noticed that too!


Amberlynn makes yet another video detailing what she's eaten in a day. As usual, the video is peppered with justifications for the junk she's eating.
"Look at how tiny this plate is, I swear these egg rolls aren't massive" then flashes the two rather gigantic egg rolls alongside a nearly full pan of what looks like microwaved takeout meant for two people.
Later, she shows a chocolate dipped ice cream cone and compares the size of her tiny hand to the super healthy treat.

She shows one meal and claims it's all she's eaten for the day, presumably imagining that her followers will give her virtual pats on the back for eating such a well thought out dining experience.

I've watched several of her videos and still cannot understand why she insists on showing the world her meals/grocery hauls, acting like some sort of health nut as she balloons even further with each video she posts.

I got nauseated watching all that food she wolfed down! Her hand is quite big! I guess to her it looks small. Love how she she's trying yo justify her very first meal saying it's loaded with tons of veggies (along with a mega-amount of pasta), then shows two mega fried egg rolls, then sighing about the healthy vs unhealthy aspects and mumbling whatever.

I am overweight and binge eat, but not nearly the amount she consumed in that video. She must take a lot of time on the toilet with her godly-awful diet. Ok, I am feeling nauseated again.

I have no desire to watch this fat, disgusting train-wreck of a human being get any bigger than she is and trying to justify her actions, hiding behind a wall of lies.
 
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She actually had to explain the definition of a riding mower after saying her partner's step dad is mowing grass. Of course I know what a riding mower is, moron!!
The picture did not come through for me. What did the scale say?
 
Not sure if this is Destiny's parent's house or theirs but holy hell thats a lot of shopping. Especially for a person without a job currently.
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Pretty sure that's Destiny's mom's house. They have that kind of wooden ceiling (Why do I know this? Kiwifarms has ruined me)

But yeah, they bought way too many Christmas presents...and all of that on top of her usual 'hauls' of useless shit, going to restaurants every other day and, for the first(?) time, paying for an apartment. Even if she makes some youtube money and D is still working - they just must be overspending by quite a large amount.
 
You know Amber Lynn, vegetables arent inherently "good for you". Theyre only "health food" respective to the fact that other foods you can eat are much worse for you. It annoys me when people try to justify their shitty eating by saying something like "But it's healthy because vegetables!" You can over-eat vegetables, especially if you're adding dressing or oil or something at 120Cal/TBSP.

When I was in 2nd grade I did that shit, I ate my cookie first and then thought vegetables "canceled it out". I remember wondering why nobody else had thought of it because it meant you could eat as much dessert as you want without it being bad! But then I remember turning fucking 7 years old.

An elementary schooler has a more solid diet plan/grasp of nutrition than she does.
 
additionally AL and Destiny already did early Christmas gift opening saying they wouldn't shop anymore. I am surprised that her compulsive spending has not already caused a huge source of stress for her. Maybe it's compounding behind the scenes but until she's sued by a bank we don't know.
 
Just looked at Destiny's Insta for the first time(sorrymomilikeb00bs). She was still very butch before being with AL, but she looked so much more attractive and put together. Hair/teeth looked clean. Much less overweight, though clearly prone to be. She seems to be very family oriented. I hope her family members keep a close eye on her. Not only does she seem special, but on top of that, she only recently turned 21. AL has four more years of training in the manipulation of others. (Speaking of 21, that picture of D and AL at Destiny's bday shoot on ALs insta! Incredible how she dwarfs D!)

Destiny made a post about being officially engaged just under 2 years ago, and it wasn't to AL. That was surprising.

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Also #real #lesbian lol
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Damn, so she was engaged at 19? She would have still been living in her mom's house in Florida, right? That's where AL moved in with D and her mom and they "worked" at the nursing home, right? These girls move FAST. You know what else is weird? AL can hardly go a vlog without mentioned her "best friend" Krystal, her previous ex before D, but I NEVER hear D talk about her ex-fiance!
 
Not sure if this is Destiny's parent's house or theirs but holy hell thats a lot of shopping. Especially for a person without a job currently.

Holy fuck, how many presents do people need for Christmas? My entire family together doesn't have this much crap by the tree.

This is even crazier when you add the insane number of "early Christmas presents" that AL and Destiny have opened already. Who could possibly need this much crap at once? What's even in it? I guarantee 99% of this stuff will never be touched again after Christmas except to move it out of the way of other crap.

Calling it now: Amberlynn is going to end up with a horde to rival Barb's in her later years. Her later years being her late 30's, obviously.
 
I swear she showed Destiny's mom's Christmas tree in one of her videos but I can't find it anymore. I wonder if she edited it out for some reason?

Definitely overkill on the gifts. But then, it could be that there's just a lot of people living in the house.
 
From Amberlynn's newest video (her surprise party, I didn't get to watch all of it but I scrolled and saw this lovely footage):

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I know it's been said time and time again, but god damn look how fat she is. She makes Destiny look like an ant! From the front, you really don't get how big she really is. The side view is a more accurate and grotesque portrait of Amberlynn.

At 26, it's sad that someone so young can barely walk and is waddling about.
 
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Holy fuck, how many presents do people need for Christmas? My entire family together doesn't have this much crap by the tree.

Unless 20 people are living in that house, it's way too much. There's no way Amberlynn can afford that, plus everything she's already given to Destiny and her friends. It seems that Destiny is still working and Amberlynn quit her job. YouTube can't possibly pay for all of this. It's not like she has millions of subscribers and thousands of views on every video. They must be in serious debt. "The Queen of Moderation" giving financial advice and diet tips is a joke!
 
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