Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Everyone else accepted me for who I was." Looks like Faline is being downgraded to least supportive relationship.
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2021: No one has EVER loved me this much, no one has ever been this supportive or been willing to help me succeed this much she sets me goals and gives me positive affirmations she loves me soooooooo much

2024:

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I am calling bullshit on this idea that Jade wanted to help Amber lose weight. If any of Amber‘s girlfriends post Dusty wanted Amber to lose weight, they would have taken her phone away.

Make the fat bitch work for her fix or even better :

Lock her in her feeding pen of a room like the farm animal she is and leave a plate of raw vegetables.

Ignore her bitching as she mopes like sad sack of human shit she is. The fuck is she gonna do? Call the cops? (She might actually but after the first couple of wellness checks, they would realize they’re dealing with those crazy person ).

All you have to do get up and go to another room. It’s not like the fat bitch can get up and follow you.

I want this bitch to get some tough love for the first time in her fat life. I want to see how much of a binge eating disorder she actually asked. Will she suck down a 5 pound bag of flour raw? Or maybe breakdown and eat a wax melt?

One thing we haven’t seen in a long time is Amber going through food withdrawals. I want to see her be a cranky angry cunt while people around her are just ignoring her because they know she’s nothing but a big fat smelly stupid baby.

 

[mil0]

I am calling bullshit on this idea that Jade wanted to help Amber lose weight. If any of Amber‘s girlfriends post Dusty wanted Amber to lose weight, they would have taken her phone away.

Make the fat bitch work for her fix or even better :

Lock her in her feeding pen of a room like the farm animal she is and leave a plate of raw vegetables.

Ignore her bitching as she mopes like sad sack of human shit she is. The fuck is she gonna do? Call the cops? (She might actually but after the first couple of wellness checks, they would realize they’re dealing with those crazy person ).

All you have to do get up and go to another room. It’s not like the fat bitch can get up and follow you.

I want this bitch to get some tough love for the first time in her fat life. I want to see how much of a binge eating disorder she actually asked. Will she suck down a 5 pound bag of flour raw? Or maybe breakdown and eat a wax melt?

One thing we haven’t seen in a long time is Amber going through food withdrawals. I want to see her be a cranky angry cunt while people around her are just ignoring her because they know she’s nothing but a big fat smelly stupid baby.

idk apparently jade pushed her down and left her on the floor for a bit so she has explored the “just leave her there” route before lol

 

[FatalTater]

I don't think it was that deep, what happened with Jade.
Amber lied about wanting to lose weight in order to get attention.
Jade wanted to play save-a-hoe, so she came to help with the weight loss.
Once Jade moved in, Amber tried dropping the façade but Jade kept trying to help with weight loss. Not sure if stupid or just hard headed.
Amber played along by going to the doctors, but sat and played on her phone instead of paying attention because she had no intention of ever getting the surgery.
Eventually Jade gave up, which is what Amber wanted but then Jade dumped her which was a shock.
Amber probably hasn't outright attacked Jade online because she fears being called a rayciss, which she would be (right or wrong and it would be funny.)

 

[Constellationzero]

The fuck is she gonna do? Call the cops?

Steven Assanti did just that on his dad. Several times. From Texas, while his dad was still in Rhode Island.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

think she doesnt want it but does want it. Its an easy out, but shes really scared about 1. Dying on the table. I think she knows theres a good chance shes not gonna wake up and she cant handle that. 2. Shes not gonna get the ass pats and rooms of people giving her a giant round of applause for losing it the good old fashioned hard way. She wants praise more than she wants to be thin so she settles on a fat fetishist weirdo.

I think it's as simple as she has the mindset of every other addict in active addiction: They enjoy the benefits of their DoC, but want to avoid the horrible consequences it's causing them. They get caught in these thought loops where they think that they are this unique and special individual, and can find that "sweet spot" so they don't have to stop using (doesn't that sound a lot like Amber's "Queen of Moderation" syndrome?) Amber enjoys her horrific eating for distraction and to affect her mood (and having everyone constantly think/worry about her and give her attention like a little child), but doesn't like the consequences it causes (constant pain, frequent cellulitis, complete helplessness when she can't find someone to tend to her, etc). She's been spending her entire YouTube career in that addictive mindset, thinking that with the *right diet* she can cheat and trick her body into weight loss while continuing to use as much as she wants. And either her addict/"lizard" brain, or her shocking subpar intellect combined with her massive ego, is preventing her from realizing that this is basic cause and effect: She *CAN'T* endulge the way she wants without getting the results she's been getting. Oh, but don't worry; she's told us multiple times that she won't ever give up trying!

It's just that she also has such a disturbingly lacking sense of self that she mindlessly absorbs her partner's thoughts as her own. So now that this new one wants Amber to be a gluttonous pig, she's convinced Amber to see this as this is a "Lifestyle" that needs to be accepted and embraced rather than changed because it's destructive. Although I'm sure she's currently enjoying this, I don't believe that she mindfully selected a feeder just so she could embrace this; she chose Slommus because NO ONE ELSE WANTED HER.

I had my lovely Borg Queen quickly fire up a modified transwarp conduit for me so I could take little peek at alternate timelines for Amber: In the timeline where Erica leaves Brittney to go live with Amber, she's currently back to her early Jade era Fall 2021 shenanigans. She's pretending to get her shit together and vlogging while being relatively clean, no ozempic because she's slowly losing a bit of weight on her own and doing the damn thing, showing herself leaving the apartment now and then, etc. The only difference is that she's vlogging about "prioritizing PROTEEEENS" while sprinking in random cross fit lingo instead of doing that stupid coffee bullshit she was playing at.... Well, at least for a few months until Amber's certain Erica's good and stuck - then she parks she shelf on the couch with a poop-bun and constant doordash. (Yes, I'm being silly right now, but deep down you KNOW I'm speaking the truth here).

I want this bitch to get some tough love for the first time in her fat life. I want to see how much of a binge eating disorder she actually asked. Will she suck down a 5 pound bag of flour raw? Or maybe breakdown and eat a wax melt?

I can help you with this one. The answer to all of those is NO. Two examples in her vlogs prove this:

1. Back in 2018-ish, Ambo had this Gigantic glass cookie jar that she was storing all of her protein bars in. We saw it on the counter for months. One day she decided to sort through them (for filler content) and found that all but 2 were expired. Those things are pretty sweet tasting and so easy to polish off (other than being kinda dry)... but they weren't as tasty as her Reeee-seees cups and Ben and Jerry's ice cream with full-fat MELK, so they sat there uneaten. I know what you're thinking "that doesn't count; she had other things to eat". Well....
2. In early 2020, Becky was too zonked out to drive and Amber was subsisting on Hello Fresh/Freshly (I get those two products mixed up; she ate the one where it's a premade TV dinner in a plastic tray that you just heat up). There was a dollar store just down the street from the gaycare that she could have easily waddled to in order to get mountains of giant frozen eggrolls, chips, ramen, instant rice, cookies, candy and chocolate (all of her favourites). She could have had 5 times the amount of those TV dinners delivered to her so she could binge to her (enlarged) heart's delight. She could have gone digging through Eric and Rickie's food. These are all things a binger would do... but instead she sat there miserable while her weight fell to the 480s or 490s within like, TWO MONTHS. By spring Becky was able to drive again and coincidentally Amber's weight rocketed back up (and her weight was steadily increasing BEFORE her cancer dx, so it wasn't her cancer causing her weight loss).

 

[Constellationzero]

Hambutt better bite the big one and start embracing Clips4Sale/PornHub/Xhamster/OnlyFats because it'll be the only way to make any income.

For those afraid of Hambutt getting a turd strike on YouTube and losing this cow: There are at least 35 more funnier cows lined up already.


Example: A sweet madness.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

A Sweet Madness is cray cray. Thank you for suggesting her. Those animals should not be living in that filth.

 

[Hayduraide]

For those afraid of Hambutt getting a turd strike on YouTube and losing this cow: There are at least 35 more funnier cows lined up already.

Example: A sweet madness.

"Clearly people are not paying attention when I talk. I eat about as healthy as I can. I eat what my body will let me. I try to keep it as healthy as possible... You're not my doctor. You're not my nutritionist... Occasionally I show my life as I wish to show it, but you only see a portion of my life. You're not seeing all of it. You aren't seeing everything I do. I don't stay on live 24/7. You only see what I allow you to see. So stop pretending like you all know everything. *constantly closing her eyes for odd amounts of times, eyes rolling, eyes darting to the side, and blinking rapidly while trying to appear confident and smug while lying*"

What are you talking about, this IS Amber!

 

[Constellationzero]

"Clearly people are not paying attention when I talk. I eat about as healthy as I can. I eat what my body will let me. I try to keep it as healthy as possible... You're not my doctor. You're not my nutritionist... Occasionally I show my life as I wish to show it, but you only see a portion of my life. You're not seeing all of it. You aren't seeing everything I do. I don't stay on live 24/7. You only see what I allow you to see. So stop pretending like you all know everything. *constantly closing her eyes for odd amounts of times, eyes rolling, eyes darting to the side, and blinking rapidly while trying to appear confident and smug while lying*"

What are you talking about, this IS Amber!

That's my point. If you lose Hambutt, here's another funnier Hambutt. Same with Chinstraps. In fact, watching and molding up and coming livestock might whip the more tired 4H exhibits back in shape.

Or not. Either way, it's funny.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Unlike others I do believe she wanted the surgery, an easy way out in her mind. She spent way too much money on appointments, tests, dieticians and the psych for that to have just been about making content. Jade was also very much part of the process, and I suspect the breakup was in large part a result of Amber getting the boot from the surgeon. You don’t get as fat as her and not want to lose weight, but that doesn’t mean you can do it without significant medical intervention…and that’s expensive and hard work.

I'll have to disagree. She half asses EVERYTHING in her life & I believe she was pretending to go thru the motions with the WLS so that Jade The Hand wouldn't leave her lard ass. There was a lot of tension between them as Fat Fuck DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT. Being a big fat sack of useless shit absolves her of most adult responsibilities. & she thinks she's beautiful as is (what a joke) so she doesn't want to lose the one & only thing that makes her "special", the thing that gets her out of doing EVERYTHING. Jade actually wanted better for her, but if she was really a viewer, she should've known better. Porky will die over 800 ell bees.

How much y'all wanna bet there'll be another weight loss attempt during vlogmas to "prove" to us meanie hAyDuRs that Emily isn't a feeder freak? Another WLS arc?

@Boolean Bitch Hey gorl! Hope you're well. The food service that sends fŮd that you just heat up is Freshly. She's so god damned lazy. Hello Fresh meals are fast & easy to prepare, more than half of it is already done for you!

@Constellationzero What is with these lards all being delusional pieces of shit?

 

[I call shenanigans]

What is with these lards all being delusional pieces of shit?

The majority of them are dumb, and they only listen to other fatties who absolutely back up their delusions.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The thing that gets me about Big Al's eating habits is that its clear all she ever actually wants to eat is just pounds of rice. And rice is literally the most cooking 101 thing on the planet. If she can cook her shit chili she can make rice and she simply doesn't. Just the pinnacle of her absolute retard laziness.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Youtube removed one of her videos. Do we believe this. She has been very smug and pissy lately I believe she got struck.


Even her dumbass supporters are losing hope

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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Even her dumbass supporters are losing hope
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she can't post because there is nothing she can currently gaslight about, Everyone has her pretty pinned down on both her feeder gf and bad relationship with her mom to a point all she can do is not post until something shows up that allows her to wriggle out reality and make up the narrative again.

 

[Behelit Boy xddxxddd]

Porky will die over 800 ell bees.

If she wouldn't be a midget she would currently sit at 800 instead of dainty 600lbs.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

she can't post because there is nothing she can currently gaslight about, Everyone has her pretty pinned down on both her feeder gf and bad relationship with her mom to a point all she can do is not post until something shows up that allows her to wriggle out reality and make up the narrative again.

While that's certainly true, it does LOOK like she's eaten a strike:

From Spergatory:https://kiwifarms.st/threads/rotisserie-chicken-mook-bong-09-15-19.61217/

Following the YouTube link left by Pepper Jack:

Amberlynn's Socialblade:


Now, it could be that this video was struck a while ago and we're just noticing it now, but based on her social blade, at least one video (likely more based on the view count - or one was struck and she deleted others to try and protect her channel) was struck down deleted yesterday. If it was taken down by YouTube, that would mean that she'd be blocked from posting until at least the 20th or so. Again, unless this video removal is old, and Amber panic-deleted a bunch of stuff to try to avoid getting another strike.

Doesn't really matter though. If she is blocked due to a current strike, all that will happen is that Amber will use this imposed YouTube vacation to frantically film a ridiculously large backlog of bullshit to bury us in as soon as she's back (oh, and lay low until the majory of her audience forgets about the whole "My methmama blocked me" storyline).

 

[Xenomorph]

Poor Hammy she had all these MookBOngs to show us, now shes gonna have to post em on the feeder sites instead.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I am calling bullshit on this idea that Jade wanted to help Amber lose weight. If any of Amber‘s girlfriends post Dusty wanted Amber to lose weight, they would have taken her phone away.

Make the fat bitch work for her fix or even better :

Lock her in her feeding pen of a room like the farm animal she is and leave a plate of raw vegetables.

Ignore her bitching as she mopes like sad sack of human shit she is. The fuck is she gonna do? Call the cops? (She might actually but after the first couple of wellness checks, they would realize they’re dealing with those crazy person ).

All you have to do get up and go to another room. It’s not like the fat bitch can get up and follow you.

I want this bitch to get some tough love for the first time in her fat life. I want to see how much of a binge eating disorder she actually asked. Will she suck down a 5 pound bag of flour raw? Or maybe breakdown and eat a wax melt?

One thing we haven’t seen in a long time is Amber going through food withdrawals. I want to see her be a cranky angry cunt while people around her are just ignoring her because they know she’s nothing but a big fat smelly stupid baby.

Amber's time with Jade was basically the only time we didn't see her weight go up, though. We didn't see her lose any weight during that time, obviously, but she maintained. Compared to Amber's other "relationships," that's a pretty impressive feat, and Jade is the one big difference among those relationships.

I think that Jade tried. She bought and cooked healthier meals for Amber and also got her some simple exercise equipment to try out, but you can only do so much for Amber before you become a caretaker, and I think that Jade mostly avoided becoming that kind of enabler for her. Remember when Amber even had the computer desk that required you to stand up while using it? I believe that was Jade. I think that she tried to provide Amber with the means to do this more independently, but Amber is Amber, so ... lol. Part of Amber's weight loss has to come from her own grown-ass self. Jade kept her job, and she maintained a social life ... I think she did what she could without becoming another one of Amber's prisoners.

Post-Wipey, Amber has ballooned up with no signs of stopping. She's at least back to her 2019 weight now.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

Poor Hammy she had all these MookBOngs to show us, now shes gonna have to post em on the feeder sites instead.

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Why is she sitting in KingCobraJFS’s chair