Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

Orrr she's just a lying fat fuck and has been for fucking decades. Gimme hats.

 

[Crab Latte]

Please please please slip and fall on the Wisconsin ice and make Emily nurse you back to 'health'. Amen¹⁵

 

[Xenomorph]

Im worried about Twinkie the last vid before this one an Amazon delivery came and a dog barked but I know Twonkos lil bark .. and she would bark when someone was at the door and i did not hear her....

Also, I think Tommy is only hot for fatties when she drinks...

 

[-Jack-]

If we're to believe what Amber says is true, an alcoholic or someone with "issues" regarding alcohol and a full-blown food addict. Also she could also be talking about herself, we all know how she is when she drinks, when she live-streamed and Jade had to physically take her alcohol away and cook her food to sober her up, this ain't going to go well, two active addicts should never date lmao

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

lol another planner. Super random but i'm thinking abouot how Big Al used to claim she was a writer and poet. When was the last time she even talked about something shes written? This is like th eone thing she could do next to blogging. Cow hobbies always amuse me

Only time I can vaguely recall something would be her writing something as an answer on Instagram, but nothing specific. Sadly, it doesn't look like we'll get something akin to her Wattpad stories ever again.

Im worried about Twinkie the last vid before this one an Amazon delivery came and a dog barked but I know Twonkos lil bark .. and she would bark when someone was at the door and i did not hear her....

While I'm inclined not to trust her latest claim of all the animals getting along, considering how elderly Twinkie is, I really hope she's honest on that one.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The only reason would be because Emily is a recovering alcoholic, but then would going to bars a no-nos. This does not make sense.

Plenty of sober alcoholics can go to a bar/restaurant and not drink. Alcohol is everywhere, it's impossible to avoid even if you are a shut in what with doordash etc. If you're going to drink, you're going to drink. The location where you do it is almost irrelevant, be it a Michelin starred restaurant, your own couch or brown bagging it in an underpass.

I wonder if the like 100xl torrid bomber jacket fits her.

It didn't fit her then so why would it fit her now?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Can't wait for the "exciteeeeeen" thing she's teasing at the end of the vuhlawg to just be her telling us she's moved to Wisconsin.

We been knew, gorl. We been knew.

 

[Tiresome]

Literally looks like her facial features have been pulled into the center of her face.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

[Edited to Add: here's the PreserveTube archive link for Amber's YouTube video "why i stopped drinking." posted on 2024-11-08: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=0_uEsJ1EL3Q]

If we're to believe what Amber says is true, an alcoholic or someone with "issues" regarding alcohol and a full-blown food addict. Also she could also be talking about herself, we all know how she is when she drinks, when she live-streamed and Jade had to physically take her alcohol away and cook her food to sober her up, this ain't going to go well, two active addicts should never date lmao

Yeah, this is all a little too convenient.

First take into consideration that Amber has a family history of addiction. Her mother struggled with addiction for years, and her father is still in active addiction. Two of her three brothers have addiction issues - even the one taken away for closed adoption as a baby and had no contact with the Reids while growing up. The 3rd is unknown but I wouldn't be surprised if he also has struggles. Amber admits to food addiction. Amber has shown compulsive behaviours with shopping, gambling, and vaping. Remember back during the Becky era, when Amber bought a few bottles of rose wine for "decoration" in the background of her vlogs and it was either on the countertop or on an endtable? Well, it kept disappearing, and everyone thought Becky was a secret drinker (in all fairness, she probably was a drinker, but stay with me here). Then after the Jade era, Amber told us that Jade had a drinking problem and was scary when she was drunk - but it was Amber who was the drunken mess while Jade cared for her in the background. And then when Amber couldn't find a girlfriend and was dating her mom, AMBER WAS STILL DRINKING, despite her mom being in recovery and maintaining her sobriety. And now she's in WI and it's EMILY that suddenly has problems with alcohol bad enough that Amber also needs to quit drinking??

During the Jade Era Drunken Livestream, Amber admitted that she throws up everytime she drinks. And how many times has Amber gone to her audience asking for asspats because she's decided that she needs to stop drinking, only to come back a couple of weeks later and decide that AKTULLY, she doesn't have a problem you guize; she just needs to only drink a few/only drink one day a week/only drink socially, etc. from now on? Signs of problematic drinking aren't as dramatic as the signs of full-blown alcoholism. Amber stating that she always drinks more than her limit ("I throw up after - every time") is one of the warning signs. Amber continuing to justify drinking despite her plethora of health problems is another warning sign. Amber regularily seeing a need to cut back, only to talk herself out of it a short time later (when the craving returns) is also a warning. These aren't proof that's she a full-blown alcoholic - but are signs that she isn't capable of drinking in moderation and therefore shouldn't be drinking at all.

I wouldn't be surprised if Emily is actually fine with alcohol, but doesn't want AMBER to drink and is making excuses not to in order to stop Amber from drinking. Or Emily has told Amber that she needs to chill out with the drinking, and Amber is projecting the problem onto Emily. "Tommy can't drink because of (some vague, unexplained) health issue" sounds a lot to me like the "We broke up because Krystle/Destiny is going through something right now". It's the same sort of projection that she's always done.

What do you want to bet that Amber gets a few drinks in her so she can RIP into Emily when Amber doesn't get her way, and then blames her BPD+alcohol for being abusive? And now Emily is trying to solve the problem that Amber's creating, thinking "Well, if I can get her to stop drinking, then she won't be abusive anymore, right?" It's a known abuser tactic because it gives a "reason" for the abuse (other than the REAL reason that the person is an entitled, controlling, abusive shitbag), and it ties up the victim's time and energy into the abuser (because now the victim feels a responsility to not "trigger" the abuser, as it will cause a relapse and the victim will feel that they're at fault for the abuse that follows). I should also point out that in a lot of cases, this behaviour is learned and done instinctually - Amber doesn't have to be capable of mindfully planning this out ahead of time in order to behave this way.

And I also believe that because of how Amber talked about "muh BPD" in her vlog. She truly sees herself the way Dr Jekyll saw Mr Hyde. Amber insists that she's this wonderful person, but there is this horrible BPD-thing that does all of the horrible things and IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. She describes her "BPD" in the EXACT same way that she used to describe her "Binge Monster". She doesn't realize or accept that Amber is the sum of ALL of her thoughts, feelings, AND BEHAVIOURS. It's all her and her outlook on life/view of other people. And because it's all her, it's ultimately all under her control. It really came across like she's adopting this persona because she can weaponize it to manipulate others (again, it doesn't have to be a fully conscious decision, but more of a learned response). I don't think she realizes or cares how BPD is just a different branch on the same tree that has the branches of ASPD, NPD, and HPD (and those branches can often tangle together). She likes it because there's more sympathy towards it than ASPD/NPD (which everyone use to accuse her of having - NOT BPD like she keeps insisting).

Oh, but don't worry; she found a psychiatrist. She hasn't CALLED them, but she FOUND them. She's going to drag this shit out and bread crumb her audience with it like she did with her WLS arcs in 2019 and 2022/2023.

 

[Constellationzero]

Then after the Jade era, Amber told us that Jade had a drinking problem and was scary when she was drunk - but it was Amber who was the drunken mess while Jade cared for her in the background.

Makes perfect sense. Also: Refer back to the Krystle era and all the wannarexic obsessing about/criticizing Krystle's, and Krystle's PARENTS' food and snax.
And don't forget tHe dOg aNd cAtS toadully got into the fud last night (not me ((tee hee!))).

And then Krystle's mom locks up the cabinets as if Hambutt was a bona fide Prader-Wili, and suddenly Hambutt ends up losing:

(Claps) (Dodges head like a black woman while hip swaying) (Claps)

EIGHTYNINEPOUNDZZZZ!

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Soooo, she had to stop drinking, but they still go to bars and restaurants? Why would she have to quit drinking then. It’s not like she would have anaphylactic shock if she smell alcohol. The only reason would be because Emily is a recovering alcoholic, but then would going to bars a no-nos. This does not make sense.

Whatever the actual reason is, it has fuck all to do with any health issue or alcohol issue of Emily's. We know full well how considerate Hamber actually is when it comes to her partner/caregivers' health issues, mental well-being, other relationships, sobriety, or really anything else: "Not at all" would actually be an improvement, she is actively and maybe deliberately toxic to it (see: the entire Becky era). To be fair, even if Hamber were telling the truth here (lol I know) and Emily is the one who can't drink, or is even a dry drunk, Hamber is the type to still absolutely bully Emily into going to bars with her if she decides she's craving a specific bar food or 1300 kcal sugarbomb beverage from a place that doesn't deliver. That part at least tracks.

So... a coke? A non alcoholic long island is basically an empty glas with a spritz of cola in it for color.

Keep in mind Hamber is retarded. She might see Emily drink a Twisted Tea or two on occasion and thinks a "Long Island Iced Tea" just means any iced tea with an alcohol content. It's even possible Emily doesn't even drink regularly enough to have a real "drink of choice" but Hamber pulled that answer out of her ass because she knows she drinks a lot of Diet Snapple or something.

Orrr she's just a lying fat fuck and has been for fucking decades. Gimme hats.

Pretty much this.

Amber stating that she always drinks more than her limit ("I throw up after - every time") is one of the warning signs.

If we didn't know Amber has a history of this I might be willing to say it could just be the Buzzballs, in my experience they just kind of do that. I'm sure it isn't universal but even with no other alcohol that day I start feeling like shit after 1-2 of them max, and I mean the 200 ml little ones. Not sure what it is, they're an absolute puke potion. It is amusing to me to think of an adult alcoholic making Buzzballs of all fucking things their drink of choice, though.

I generally agree with you, even though I'm not sure Amber has alcoholism as such, she is certainly a binge drinker. Emily has enough spine that she likely had to lay down the law with the fat fuck about Hamber being incapable of handling her booze. Probably told Hamber she can stop drinking or get the fuck out of her house and lose her number. Reasonable if Hamber can't have a drink without Emily knowing the night will end with Hamber cry-yell-slurring in a total emotional breakdown at her for 4 hours, then Emily cleaning up projectile vomit from God knows where after risking a severe injury in a failed effort to manhandle 600 lbs of dead weight into the bathroom. As clingy and desperate as Amber as gotten there's no way in hell she would ever give up food for any relationship, but booze? Maybe. If she's been drinking constantly to cope with being alone while Emily is working/having a life or being unable to call the shots like she's used to, this might get interesting.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't know, Hambo saying she drinks more than her limit, to me, seems like her attempt at seeming cool and edgy to her audience. If she's to be believed it doesn't take much to get her drunk. So what's her limit based on her own stories? Like 3 Buzzballs?

I don't buy her having any kind of struggle with alcohol purely because she acts like it's a cool thing. Teenagers do the same shit.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I don't know, Hambo saying she drinks more than her limit, to me, seems like her attempt at seeming cool and edgy to her audience. If she's to be believed it doesn't take much to get her drunk. So what's her limit based on her own stories? Like 3 Buzzballs?

I don't buy her having any kind of struggle with alcohol purely because she acts like it's a cool thing. Teenagers do the same shit.

Isn't her liver shot from being such a fat piece of shit her whole life?

 

[pippeyyy]

Isn't her liver shot from being such a fat piece of shit her whole life?

She's had a fatty liver diagnosis since before she was old enough to drink. Her liver boob is going to overtake her actual boob soon enough.

Her having an addiction problem with every single thing she puts in her mouth and her only acknowledging food will always be funny. Emily isn't an alcoholic. Amber, especially since moving to OK, is on her way to being one. She may already be there hence the no regular uploads, using ChatGPT to answer her IG Q & A's, claiming someone around her has the problem (her old favorite), and so on.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

My theory is Amber has just been Uber Eats-ing liquor to Emily’s house and being wasted by the time Emily gets home. She’s bored and depressed.
Just parked on the couch with a mound of Buzzballs watching the clock and waiting for Emily’s shift to end.
Now Emily has put her foot down because she doesn’t want to listen to a blubbering, red, drunk ball of lard whine at her about mental things after she’s spent the day taking patient calls and wiping butts.
Amber spun this for her audience to be “she’s schoo concerned for Emily’s hulth” and Amber being the super supportive girlie she is will sacrifice alcohol for Emily’s sake.
The facade will crack once they break up and then a year later Amber will admit that Emily gave her an ultimatum to stop drinking or get the fuck out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My theory is Amber has just been Uber Eats-ing liquor to Emily’s house and being wasted by the time Emily gets home. She’s bored and depressed.
Just parked on the couch with a mound of Buzzballs watching the clock and waiting for Emily’s shift to end.
Now Emily has put her foot down because she doesn’t want to listen to a blubbering, red, drunk ball of lard whine at her about mental things after she’s spent the day taking patient calls and wiping butts.
Amber spun this for her audience to be “she’s schoo concerned for Emily’s hulth” and Amber being the super supportive girlie she is will sacrifice alcohol for Emily’s sake.
The facade will crack once they break up and then a year later Amber will admit that Emily gave her an ultimatum to stop drinking or get the fuck out.

Possibly. If Emily was an alcoholic, she wight have asked Amber not to bring any alcohol in the house, but there is no reason for her to stop drinking because of someone else health. However, Amber never takes responsibility for anything she does, so if Emily is tired to see Amber drunk when she is back from work, Amber could say that it is Emily's fault. At the end of it, this does not bode well for a long term relationship.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Recent estimated daily earnings for her channel lmao.. imagine her trying to survive on this even without paying a single bill. The maximum estimate for each day is like 1 meal on UberEats for her. Maybe she literally has to choose between addictions because of being broke and the food addiction will always be #1 over muh shopping/gambling/substance addictions. Not getting everything she wants exactly when she wants it = muH MeNtaLs triggered.

 

[a hapless toad]

Tony's been in jail since early August for possession of drugs while in custody last December, when he was serving 90 days for violating his post release community supervision order.

I'd include the court stuff but I have to phone fag at the moment so if you're super interested you can look it up here: https://sonoma.courts.ca.gov/portal-disclaimer

Tony's violated his PRCS so many times since it started back in 2021. What an absolute waster.

 

[lemon_zest]

idk how she’s ever going to find a warm enough coat that would fit her

 

[Agoodpotroast]

why i stopped drinking.
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I'm gonna sperg and you guys can grill me but this fat bitch thinks she's doing us a favor right now? We've BEEN telling you a majority of those things and now you want to be receptive (and you're not) of one thing we're talking to you about? Also drinking on livestream because you think you're drinking with friends on livestream is just sad. Thinking all your friends on the internet are your friends is sad.