Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Highlights​

  • Amberlynn Reed’s tumultuous childhood included foster care and struggles with food and family.
  • Her initial weight loss journey began in 2013, but she faced setbacks and criticism from viewers.
  • Despite some weight loss success, she repeatedly regressed into unhealthy eating habits.
  • Her relationship with her girlfriend Crystal also became a focal point of her vlogs.
  • Amber’s tendency to overshare personal details led to increased scrutiny and controversy among her audience.
Nothing new I didn't know before. Is turkey tom the zoomer faggot, who got a boner for Destiny and used to cut himself. I wish he succeeded, instead we have to suffer his cancer videos.
He got a boner for Destiny? What did I miss?
 
I'd love to know what Amber really thinks she looks like. I'm guessing some chubby, pretty Anime girl with thick 5 foot long hair and huge eyes. Like Sailor Moon with dark hair and an extra 20 pounds of fat.
There are two things that come to mind.

On the one hand, there is the fact that Amber herself has stated that Amber doesn't see her own size, likely that is a combination of both delusion and the fact that she doesn't have full length mirrors. There's a couple of times she admits to being shocked when seeing herself in full length mirrors when she goes shopping.

However, I think on some oft suppressed and silenced level, she knows just what kind of freak she is.

There is a moment all the way back from the gaycare era, perhaps a Farmer more organized than me can pull it up, but during a moment where Amber was jist chilling in the garden, dangling her feet baretrotter. Our unaware hoglet was then ambushed by Eric (or whoever was manning the camera), and, being caught off guard, instinctively, Amber tries to smush together her feet in a vain attempt to hide them.

Though who knows what's happening in that ever-smoothening brain of hers nowadays.
 
There is a moment all the way back from the gaycare era, perhaps a Farmer more organized than me can pull it up, but during a moment where Amber was jist chilling in the garden, dangling her feet baretrotter. Our unaware hoglet was then ambushed by Eric (or whoever was manning the camera), and, being caught off guard, instinctively, Amber tries to smush together her feet in a vain attempt to hide them.
This isn't Amber's video, but that clip starts at 2:06. Also, notice how pink her left foot was. Was she dealing with a bout of cellulitis that she didn't tell her audience about? (The first case we've seen her deal with was in 2019)
 
How pathetic do you have to be, no I'm seriously asking how fucking pathetic must a person be to meet someone online that just lost someone they loved and create an imaginary relationship in your head so you can force yourself into their home and act like you have been in a serious relationship with them for a long time. How pathetic. I think the hilariousness of Emily posting about Colleen is the big cherry on top. This is a completely different level of loser that Amber has managed to achieve.
 
Slop content that he pays other people to do the research on and just reads their script.
He was obviously unfamiliar with the lore with the way he kept mispronouncing the names. Any Ambaby worth their salt knows how to say Rafe. He kept saying Raff. He also kept calling Casey a she. lol.
 
This isn't Amber's video, but that clip starts at 2:06. Also, notice how pink her left foot was. Was she dealing with a bout of cellulitis that she didn't tell her audience about? (The first case we've seen her deal with was in 2019)
I totally forgot about the "I did that era" were she was so proud for doing the most useless mundane things. And back then I thought THOSE were the darkest saddest times for her.
 
Monitor every single deviant website to see if a pic comes up that resembles an employee? The fucking glowies can't even do that, despite their infinite budgets and all of the technology they have to monitor everyone's every move.
I agree with your main point, but fluorescent African Americans can absolutely do this. Just ask yourself how websites know which ads to serve.
 
He was obviously unfamiliar with the lore with the way he kept mispronouncing the names. Any Ambaby worth their salt knows how to say Rafe. He kept saying Raff. He also kept calling Casey a she. lol.
No surprise, he directly admitted that he pays other people to write his videos when he was giving advice on how to make money on yt. I hate that type of on content, it’s obvious how unknowledgeable they are, and the scripts are low-effort garbage that may as well be done by AI.

Most Amberlynn videos are surface level anyway, there’s some good ones ofc.
 
Most Amberlynn videos are surface level anyway, there’s some good ones ofc.
There are mainly only 2 types of Amberlynn commentary videos (or any lolcow really):
  1. Shovelware tier surface level shit
  2. Good videos too cowardly to admit they use the farms as a source
 
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be prepared for lies, lies, deflection, lies, and more lies.
 
He was obviously unfamiliar with the lore with the way he kept mispronouncing the names. Any Ambaby worth their salt knows how to say Rafe. He kept saying Raff. He also kept calling Casey a she. lol.

It's RAY-FE, like Rafe Hollister from Andy Griffith.
Casey IS a fucking SHE. Shut the entire fuck up about HER pronoun and pooning mental illness horseshit.

Turkey Tom was WAY too worried about shitting out another inaccurate dOcUmEnTaRy and getting it up online FAST before even bothering to learn any facts about the exhibits. Still ended up making Fat Albert look sympathetic and misunderstood to viewers unfamiliar with the smelly big cherry.
 
It's RAY-FE, like Rafe Hollister from Andy Griffith.
Casey IS a fucking SHE. Shut the entire fuck up about HER pronoun and pooning mental illness horseshit.

Turkey Tom was WAY too worried about shitting out another inaccurate dOcUmEnTaRy and getting it up online FAST before even bothering to learn any facts about the exhibits. Still ended up making Fat Albert look sympathetic and misunderstood to viewers unfamiliar with the smelly big cherry.
I mean, don't people see how she pooned out (most likely) due to trauma and abuse? How is that factor not important in the discussion of how shitty Big Albert is?
Biggie probably contributed to this mental illness of Casey's, and it should be talked about more.
 
It's RAY-FE, like Rafe Hollister from Andy Griffith.
I always assumed Rafe stole that name from Annette Curtis Klause’s Blood and Chocolate. I think it’s sexy teen werewolves (I never finished it). Isn’t that sooooo totally fridge-sized, green haired Rafe, u guise?

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be prepared for lies, lies, deflection, lies, and more lies.
Since she has to “set the record straight” here’s how it’ll go. Please imagine Amber’s dumb fat voice from yesteryear when she’d deny anything. Not her new “neaaaauuuxxx” OK? let’s dive in:

Is Emily N. Franz of Oshkosh, WI a feeder?
NO

Did you move in with Emily?
NO

Is Twinkie dead?
NO

The end, thanks for coming to her Q and A.
 
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I always assumed Rafe stole that name from Annette Curtis Klause’s Blood and Chocolate. I think it’s sexy teen werewolves (I never finished it). Isn’t that sooooo totally fridge-sized, green haired Rafe, u guise?


Since she has to “set the record straight” here’s how it’ll go. Please imagine Amber’s dumb fat voice from yesteryear when she’d deny anything. Not her new “neaaaauuuxxx” OK? let’s dive in:

Is Emily N. Franz of Oshkosh, WI a feeder?
NO

Did you move in with Emily?
NO

Is Twinkie dead?
NO

The end, thanks for coming to her Q and A.
Is she gaineeeen: no
Is she going to stick to an upload schedule: no
Is she regretting her dumbass choice to move in with a perfect stranger: yes I mean NO
 

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I mean, don't people see how she pooned out (most likely) due to trauma and abuse? How is that factor not important in the discussion of how shitty Big Albert is?
Biggie probably contributed to this mental illness of Casey's, and it should be talked about more.

But let's be real: Even after fat Albert left, Casey's video is filmed in another shitty Tophiachu-tier bum motel, just like the other shitty Tophiachu-tier bum motel she and her mother were already living in.

So... Casey's mother also makes choice after choice and contributes mightily to Casey's laziness and shitty outlook same as Hambutt.
 
Shes been gone long enough that she could have her own content made but instead she's going to rely on her audience (who she hates) to make her YT content?

What about that extra special announcement she couldn't wait to share but totally will next video?
Ok that shits annoying. Id understand if it was actually going to be cool or whatever but any time amber hints to something but goes all announcer voice "stay tuned folks, next time on amberlynn reid..." and just hypes us up to watch the next video the mystery itself is just inane bullshit. Ambers mystery announcements after the hype always feels like getting a well used already open stationary set for christmas, or getting to blow out birthday candles on an already half eaten cake. Or getting a balloon, like a cute helium baloon but not blown up, just in plastic packaging it was shipped in.
 
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