Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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AL talking about how great she is

"I'm done shitting on myself for a minute."
But... she never shat on herself to begin with. As usual, all of her videos are filled with justifications for her behaviour and for the endless lies she uses to entertain her viewers.

"Paying it forward... I love doing that."
She likes having a reason to demand praise, I doubt she's ever done anything without sporting some only slightly veiled ulterior motive.

"I moved to Kentucky.. I did it for selfless reasons."
This might be translated to how she was reluctant to join Destiny's clan, but that was before she realized how much better it could be to mooch off of an entire family!

Listening to her voice is particularly grating when she's trying to stroke her giant (probably gut-like) ego *sigh*
 
"Plant based vegan," I will never get over this redundant distinction and how entirely serious everyone who uses it is. There is no point, and you're only proving that you don't have the critical thinking skills to believe in anything at more than a superficial level. Like, newsflash, being vegan for ten brief minutes did a fat lot of NOTHING for animals, the environment, and your body.

Amberlynn attempts things then abandons them instead of making adjustments and pushing forward. Which adults just have to do, because most aren't the kind of shameless parasite that finds complete strangers to coddle her when she loses steam constantly. Went full on vegan and failed, instead of trying to eat a few vegan meals a week, goes back to eating enough PF Chang's to give an Asian village MSG poisoning. Took a job with more hours than she could handle, instead of going part-time, she quits to spend her days futzing around with her Target knick knacks and nearly stomping to death her miserable pets.

She's unhappy, and she isn't as mentally incapacitated as fucking Kailyn Wilcher or Amy Slaton, so she could come to the realization that it's her choices that are the cause. But she won't.
 
at 15:32 in her latest mukbang video, Trisha Paytas talks about how she likes to pay for the person behind her at the drive-thru. It was uploaded yesterday.
Amberlard's video where she mentions she likes to pay for people behind her at the drive-thru came up very shortly after...totally not copying and/or sucking ass to Trisha, right? :tomgirl:
 
at 15:32 in her latest mukbang video, Trisha Paytas talks about how she likes to pay for the person behind her at the drive-thru. It was uploaded yesterday.
Amberlard's video where she mentions she likes to pay for people behind her at the drive-thru came up very shortly after...totally not copying and/or sucking ass to Trisha, right? :tomgirl:

Oh shit, she totally copied Trish. And she mentioned drive-thru Starbucks? I mean, I don't imagine there enough of those in *Kentucky* that Amberlynn would be hitting one up regularly.
 
at 15:32 in her latest mukbang video, Trisha Paytas talks about how she likes to pay for the person behind her at the drive-thru. It was uploaded yesterday.
Amberlard's video where she mentions she likes to pay for people behind her at the drive-thru came up very shortly after...totally not copying and/or sucking ass to Trisha, right? :tomgirl:
Shes such a Trish dickrider.
 
Have we even seen AL with starbucks? or in any of her vlogs has she ever taken us through the drive thru with them at Starbs? nooo i don't think so,
We've been with her more than enough times to restaurants and Walmart and Target, so if she's always going to these "starbucks drive thrus" I'd assume we'd have witnessed it
 
Right. I didn't say that it was Starbucks, though. I actually stopped listening to Trisha as soon as I heard, "I like to pay for people behind me at the drive-thru." Because it dawned on me that I heard the same thing not two hours before, except from Hamberlynn's mouth.

The place doesn't necessarily matter so much as the "action", what allegedly took place.

What I'm wondering now, though, is if she actually believes half the stuff that comes out of her mouth. If she's a really bad liar, or if she's just plain delusional.
 
Right. I didn't say that it was Starbucks, though. I actually stopped listening to Trisha as soon as I heard, "I like to pay for people behind me at the drive-thru." Because it dawned on me that I heard the same thing not two hours before, except from Hamberlynn's mouth.

The place doesn't necessarily matter so much as the "action", what allegedly took place.

What I'm wondering now, though, is if she actually believes half the stuff that comes out of her mouth. If she's a really bad liar, or if she's just plain delusional.

Ooh sorry, I should have said that Amberlynn mentioned drive-thru Starbucks in her vid. Which seems like a thing she'd also pick up from one of Trisha's videos. I mean, she's the ultimate common white girl, just 400 pounds heavier, she'd be all over Starbucks if there was one nearby.

Amberlynn is a bad liar, but she surrounds herself with people who are of equal or lesser intelligence than she is, and won't question her very much, if at all. Then she can just absorb the falsehoods right into the latest story she's selling. I can't imagine living that way, leaving behind a trail of white lies, lies of omission, and blatant tall tales everywhere your grifting takes you. At a certain point you'd lose track of what's real and what's not, I think that's where AL is right now.

She's definitely most aware of the lies she tells to preserve the image of herself as a "good fat girl." Those are the ones she's most desperate to preserve, and the only ones she's genuinely upset about people not believing. She's never more defensive than in her "What I Eat in a Day" videos, and updates about her health/weight/diet. You don't get to be 500+ pounds by eating ten crackers and a polly pocket sized tub of tuna salad for lunch, but she's hellbent on trying to perpetuate that lie. A kernel of truth slips out now and then when she mentions, "I had two bowls of [homemade slop] with extra cheese, but I was super busy all day!!!!" and two actually means she had four bowls and an entire package of pre-shredded Wal-Mart brand cheese.
 
Have we even seen AL with starbucks? or in any of her vlogs has she ever taken us through the drive thru with them at Starbs? nooo i don't think so,
We've been with her more than enough times to restaurants and Walmart and Target, so if she's always going to these "starbucks drive thrus" I'd assume we'd have witnessed it
Nope, fast food mega huge cups for her stubby finger to grasp around
 

Amberlynn uploaded a cook with me video, "cauliflower fried rice." But like . . . there's no rice in it, so it's really just a shitty minced up veg stir fry?

Alleged calorie count- 350
Pam Spray: 0
Cauliflower: 30
Onion: 44
Garlic: 3
Peas: 25
Corn: 25
2 eggs: 140
Green onion: 10
Seasonings: 0
Aminos & Sriracha: 13
Carrots: 10

This only adds up to 300.

She says "egg" like "ay-eg" and "experimenting" like "ex-pear-ee-minting" and I find it so grating.
 
Having grown up with alcoholics, I can suggest that you never underestimate the power of the lies people tell themselves. Amberlynn is a food addict and her reasoning, justifications and lies about eating are very similar to what drug/booze addicts do. The thing is, their behavior becomes normalized to them and they think you are exaggerating or out to get them or just plain mistaken when you call them on their BS.

8 ounces of alcohol can be called "one" drink and they sincerely believe that. AL can eat half a cake before breakfast, and then eat a cup of yogurt for her breakfast, and she will tell everybody, and believe herself, that all she had was yogurt for breakfast. The cake is an aberration that doesn't count since it wasn't breakfast, even if it happens all the time.

Junkies are very good at lying to themselves (and everybody else) We on the outside can tell them how bad they are, and watch in open mouth amazement at the stuff they believe, but they do believe it. That's why many weight loss programs want you to strictly write down what you eat. Many fatties dedicated to losing are shocked at what they discover but there are those who aren't ready and lie there too and don't write it down. (It was only 6 peanuts, they think, not realizing it was a 600 calorie bag). They don't want to know.

I think AL has a lot of issues with the truth and many psychological problems. I don't think she's a good person-few addicts are. But I've seen enough to know that a person can watch their lives self destruct by their own doing, even watch themselves balloon to 600 lbs or get DUIs or even cirrhosis and still not accept that they alone are the cause.

Honestly, I don't think AL has the mental skills to fall back on, to wake up and take control. She's weak. That's where her desperate need to be liked and seen as good comes in so she lies there too. But she wants to be thought of as good without really doing it-like she probably just wants to be thin without the difficult years. Her upbringing was chaotic, and apparently she had little love and support and from there she only knew how to snatch what she could, to take instead of give-and the only way she knows to get comfort is an asspat comment and mostly to eat.

It takes realization, self-discipline, and strength to get out of an addiction situation and she has none of that.

So the AL fat show will continue.
 

Amberlynn uploaded a cook with me video, "cauliflower fried rice." But like . . . there's no rice in it, so it's really just a shitty minced up veg stir fry?

Alleged calorie count- 350
Pam Spray: 0
Cauliflower: 30
Onion: 44
Garlic: 3
Peas: 25
Corn: 25
2 eggs: 140
Green onion: 10
Seasonings: 0
Aminos & Sriracha: 13
Carrots: 10

This only adds up to 300.

She says "egg" like "ay-eg" and "experimenting" like "ex-pear-ee-minting" and I find it so grating.
And then she ate a box of crackers and a tub of Ben and Jerrys
 
"Cauliflower rice" has seemingly exploded in popularity due to resurgence of low/no carb diets/paleo in general. Hence the "healthier alternative" to rice she described. I feel oddly bothered that she didn't taste it on camera.

Maybe it's growing up with a gas stove, maybe it's a modicum of fire safety, but what is it with lolcows and poor stove practice?
 
Maybe it's growing up with a gas stove, maybe it's a modicum of fire safety, but what is it with lolcows and poor stove practice?
Lolcows are all about convenience. I'm willing to bet that 50% of lolcows cook a meal start to finish maybe once a week, and then just eat frozen shit and fast food the rest of the time. They don't use their stoves enough to know what they're doing.
 
"Cauliflower rice" has seemingly exploded in popularity due to resurgence of low/no carb diets/paleo in general. Hence the "healthier alternative" to rice she described. I feel oddly bothered that she didn't taste it on camera.
Cauliflower is the grossest vegetable. But it's not like they taste it anyway-slather it in Sriracha and they'll eat anything.

Many Asian nations eat rice at every single meal, and yet, they're all skinny. Amazing how that works.
 
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Yeah, sure Amberlynn. If that's true then why not do a live weigh-in? She's in so much denial she's over 500lb. Even if 489.2 lb were the right numbers, that's still dangerously close to 500 lb... so how is it any better, really?
 
Yeah, sure Amberlynn. If that's true then why not do a live weigh-in? She's in so much denial she's over 500lb. Even if 489.2 lb were the right numbers, that's still dangerously close to 500 lb... so how is it any better, really?

Lol not that there's any real visible difference between a woman who's like, 515 pounds and a woman who's 489.2 pounds. At the 450-550 and above mark that much bulk of flesh just looks monstrous and inhuman.

She really is just that swallowed up by her food addiction, like Barbarella said. You get to be Destiny's ~250 by eating out a little too often and being way too sedentary. You get to 450+ pounds by eating so much that the amount would seem torturous to even an overweight person that's Destiny's size.
 
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