The Blubbering of a Greasy Whale: Fat Fuck flaps gums forever
We are informed that it's January 7th, She didn't film for the last couple days because she wanted to spend time with her gf, discinnect from social media and because she just didn't have the "mental capacity" to vlog. Recounts some of the events of the past week, like the CCCCV and somebody "impersonating" her on the fetish site.
She says a fan sent her a message asking saying how they feel bad for her because "she constantly has to put out fires, that she didn't start" which hit her like a truck. (Would you say it was...like a monster truck? In the nightlife, perhaps?) Oh god no she's going on another shelf pat session. She then says she is too forlorn to film a proper vlog for us becuase Tommy (Emily Franz) left. More wah wahing. Said she spent an extra day there because he flight was delayed. Spent the day at her grandma's playing Exploding Kittens, went to see Wicked, which she liked (not surprised). Goes off on a subject no one asked, namely her shitty taste and how she doesn't fall for hypes (didn't her consumer whore ass buy a coldest water bottle back in the day?), citing stuff like it taking her until last year to get into Harry Potter and how she doesn't like GOT.
Says she has a short attention span, which doesn't surprise anybo- wait wtf do you mean Wicked is 2 hrs and 40 minutes long?! You could not pay me sit in there JfC. Says she cried 3 different times (lol). She then tells us about how she and Emily Franz. Amber, not done telling ridiculous lies anytime soon, says she got recognized 5 times that evening, including by staff of the casino, claiming they wanted autographs (blatant lack of professionalism, but what else to expect from Amber's tales), then some other lady supposedly complimented her on her clothing choice.
Talks about her new retarded merch, if you want pictures, they're earlier in the thread, I'm gonna save myself that bit of work. Like, y'already know it looks retarded so... We're talking Gorly Pop wrapping paper, candle (it's...just a candle in a glass, with a sticker of the logo on it. Fucking wow. Smells like sage and lavender), huge sweater, says there's gonna be stickers and journals too. There's also merch with "Hecticana" written on it.
Oh yeah by the way all this merch was designed by Emily Franz, cuz if you thought our gorly has any impetus for anything that doesn't involve eating a shitton of food or finding a caretaker, you might just be as dense as the fat that makes up her shelf ass.
Talks about perfume, and she assures us that she absolutely definitely does shower (so she probably doesn't.) Does a perfume smell test of two perfumes.
Adresses the Walnut situation, doing poor damage control as usual. Also I've read that apparently you need to present your ID to register on the site, so unless Emily got her ID snatched, it's her (assuming all of that is true of course). Blabs on about it for what feels like forever, saying nothing of note (thankfully, saves me some writing)
Moves on to talk about the Alexis situation and opens up about how forgiving and kind she is (lmao). Blabs on for a few minutes setting the scene, saying nothing we haven't heard before. Says that all the QnA videos were filmed on the same day, surprising no one. Apparently she wrote it in the description of the videos too? It is there now, but I can't confirm if it was there before. Also that really begs the question as to why she changed shirts for each video. Oh she actually gives a pretty dumb explanation saying "Who wants to watch me do 4 videos in the same outfit?" uhuh. Anyway, blabs on about how Alexis was in Jordy's chat and all that shit. God this lesbian drama is so boring. In another lie, Amber claims to have friends.
"I only want good people in my life." Read: Asskissers. Has now blocked Alexis. Editor'sNotelynn from 4 hours in the future. I will agree on one thing iwth amber here, like fucking hell is this bitch Alexis ever annoying, go abuse your girlfriend or whatever this breed of lesbians do in their free time.
We then see the clip of Emily Franz doing her job as a nurse and giving Amber her semaglutide shot. Alr sorry but I gotta rant, being too much of a fucking baby to do her own shots is the peak of Amber's learned/performative helplessness. News flash bitch, everyone fucking hates needles. It's moments like this an expert handler ought to scream slurs into her fat face and berate and belittle her for being a worthless sack of shit until gorlie either fucks off or does it herself. This, this is why she will never change. Why there can never be any positive change in her life. She could easily be in the 600s by now, and says all this shit about wanting to change, but she isn't even able to overcome one of the most basic bitch fears known to man. Can't even stab a wee needle in her fucking whale blubber.
Sorry. Don't know why this specifically causes me such anger.
Anyway, so she started semaglutide, and she promises we'll get a seperate weigh-in. "This video's 45 minutes long" is...what...? How much dead air does she usually cut out of her videos? Though I suppose I doth protest too much as I have been spared a potentially more dire fate.
and think you're smarter than everyone else? How to be a feedee? How to Google mental disorders and self diagnose? How to watch other people online and copy their personalities? Teach people how to be a complete embarrassment and be too stupid get it? Seriously what does she think she's an influencer of? 
but also gross feeder content for herself and fellow weirdos.
Rick and Will had a really good dynamic. Kind of sad Will threw it all away to date a pierced up BDP goblin with green hair. The things men will do for an ounce of coochie I guess...
she [Alexis] should be embarrassed" to a commenter telling Amber to not forgive Alexpiss on their most recent instagram post.
