Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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And her animals only know her tiny world of a couple of rooms and the doorbell being rung for deliveries.
That and of course can’t forget being cramped up in a car being driven all over the US when Amber wants to impose herself on someone else since she is basically a helpless toddler instead of a functioning member of society.
It’s a pretty depressing life, especially for Twinkie.
I might be misremembering but isn't Amberlynn the same fat bitch that almost had her dog drown when Becky was in the picture? No animal deserves her care. Amber couldn't even take care of a pet rock.
 
I might be misremembering but isn't Amberlynn the same fat bitch that almost had her dog drown when Becky was in the picture? No animal deserves her care. Amber couldn't even take care of a pet rock.
She carried Twinkie, who was audibly whining, in to that disgusting lake she used to “swim” in.
Clearly Twinkie has not been properly introduced to water as in the video from that day Amber slips & hilariously falls while in the lake, but poor Twinkie is desperately trying to climb up her to stay dry.
 
Rate me optimistic but I genuinely hope that it is Rarity If not just because she'd get to live out the rest of her golden years getting the care that she needs, but it would also piss the big neglectful cherry off to no end if it gets confirmed for sure. Which surprise surprise, could be if only she was microchipped. Really hope we get a type of BBJ rescue situation out of this but she flat out doesn't care.
Power level incoming but we chose to take in a dead relative's neglected 16 year old cat and she died at 18. She lived declawed, in a hoard, eating bug infested food, pissing and shitting on the floor, being left alone for weeks at a time because of hospital stays. She was a neurotic mess because of it but she had her moments. She at least spent her last years in a clean house with toys, good food, vet care and special soft litter before she had to be put down for a broken hip after a bad jump and worsening heart murmur, liver, and kidney disease that her breed are at risk for.
 
She lived in a hoard, eating bug infested food, pissing and shitting on the floor, being left alone for weeks at a time because of hospital stays. She was a neurotic mess because of it
I have a feeling that's how Twinkie and sweet Wasabi will end up.
All little fluffy buggers deserve a decent life.

On the upside, Fatty's life is a joke and she'll perish before her time. At least there's that.
 
Amber will absolutely love if Rarity is found because she can easily use this to make her look better. If anyone brings up Rarity again, Amber will wax poetic about how safe, happy, fed, warm, and cozy Rarity is. If anyone brings up Rarity being in the cold, then Amber will insist she's a totally different person now than she was 2 months ago. The old Amber is gone because she's learned so much since then. She will deflect and deny forever, saying everything works out wonderfully in Amber's favor and her animals' favor, because look how happy, warm, safe, and loved Rarity is no matter where she is, thanks to Amber's care and love that made Rarity such a wonderful cat. She might even throw in a bs story about how she contacted the new owner, the new owner complimented Amber on her following, told Amber how amazingly well-taken care of Rarity was which showed what a perfect pet owner Amber is, while telling Amber they were unworthy of taking care of Rarity. Amber, in her graciousness, would tell the new owner that they could have Rarity because the love of her life Tommy is going to move in with her. The new owner would cry and forever feel indebted to Amber's great generosity. Amber will say in a vlog that she's planning on taking monthly trips to Wisconsin just to see Rarity because that's how important Rarity is to her, and the new owner will become Amber's imaginary BFF. She won't portray it in any other way other than positive, there will be overblown stories that are obvious lies, and she won't think anything else no matter what anyone says. Because she's a narcissist who has to protect her ego at any cost and nothing will get through her thick narc skull.

Amber would LOVE the burden of a second dead cat off her shoulders.
 
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Amber will absolutely love if Rarity is found because she can easily use this to make her look better. If anyone brings up Rarity again, Amber will wax poetic about how safe, happy, fed, warm, and cozy Rarity is. If anyone brings up Rarity being in the cold, then Amber will insist she's a totally different person now than she was 2 months ago. The old Amber is gone because she's learned so much since then. She will deflect and deny forever, saying everything works out wonderfully in Amber's favor and her animals' favor, because look how happy, warm, safe, and loved Rarity is no matter where she is, thanks to Amber's care and love that made Rarity such a wonderful cat. She might even throw in a bs story about how she contacted the new owner, the new owner complimented Amber on her following, told Amber how amazingly well-taken care of Rarity was which showed what a perfect pet owner Amber is, while telling Amber they were unworthy of taking care of Rarity. Amber, in her graciousness, would tell the new owner that they could have Rarity because the love of her life Tommy is going to move in with her. The new owner would cry and forever feel indebted to Amber's great generosity. Amber will say in a vlog that she's planning on taking monthly trips to Wisconsin just to see Rarity because that's how important Rarity is to her, and the new owner will become Amber's imaginary BFF. She won't portray it in any other way other than positive, there will be overblown stories that are obvious lies, and she won't think anything else no matter what anyone says. Because she's a narcissist who has to protect her ego at any cost and nothing will get through her thick narc skull.

Amber would LOVE the burden of a second dead cat off her shoulders.

the new owner will tell her she's beautiful and ask if she's married. she'll say she's a lesbian, the new owner will say they can change that and she can come live with him and rarity
 
A face only a feeder could love ❣️ Screenshot_20250119-151948~2.png
 
She carried Twinkie, who was audibly whining, in to that disgusting lake she used to “swim” in.
Clearly Twinkie has not been properly introduced to water as in the video from that day Amber slips & hilariously falls while in the lake, but poor Twinkie is desperately trying to climb up her to stay dry.
The audible whining and crying in the background of that video was of some whiny ass kid that was there. Not twink.
 
The audible whining and crying in the background of that video was of some whiny ass kid that was there. Not twink.
You can literally hear Amber saying “it’s ok, it’s just water” to Twinkie in response to the whining.
Edit: went back and re-listened to the audio and added in the “it’s just water” that Amber says. But yeah, it’s Twonk whining.
 

fat al posted. She opens up saying she wants to do memberships again and only allow people paying the membership to watch her livestreams so that way reaction channels can't react to it. Money is dry! and the whole "no interaction with reaction channels in 2025" is going sooooo well
Does she actually believe that some of these reaction channels won’t join and just share her streams to react to?
 
There are 2 possibilities for how this happened, if indeed this is Rarity in Racine.

1. Rarity did wander off before the Billy Eyelash concert and stowed away in the bed of Emily's ram truck, she jumped out somewhere in Racine county when Amber needed to stop for a snack break and someone caught her and brought her in.

2. Amber surrendered her.

I noticed in the lost cats of Wisconsin Facebook page that Rarity's listing was taken down a week or 2 after it was posted. This makes me wonder. Not sure what I wonder but it's sus.

I just hope Rarity's safe somewhere or she's dead at this point, Wisconsin is about as warm as the surface of Mars right now and I don't wish any creature to have to deal with that.
 
There are 2 possibilities for how this happened, if indeed this is Rarity in Racine.

1. Rarity did wander off before the Billy Eyelash concert and stowed away in the bed of Emily's ram truck, she jumped out somewhere in Racine county when Amber needed to stop for a snack break and someone caught her and brought her in.

2. Amber surrendered her.

I noticed in the lost cats of Wisconsin Facebook page that Rarity's listing was taken down a week or 2 after it was posted. This makes me wonder. Not sure what I wonder but it's sus.

I just hope Rarity's safe somewhere or she's dead at this point, Wisconsin is about as warm as the surface of Mars right now and I don't wish any creature to have to deal with that.
its -13 out right now lmao also if this is rarity (doubt) then she dropped her off during her concert trip
 
You can literally hear Amber saying “it’s ok, it’s just water” to Twinkie in response to the whining.
Edit: went back and re-listened to the audio and added in the “it’s just water” that Amber says. But yeah, it’s Twonk whining.

That was a different person off to the left, in response to the kid whimpering, It 100% was not Twinkie crying or Hammy saying that. You can hear the legit southern accent versus Fatty's fake one.
Al's voice wouldn't have been heard so clearly, you can hear how it sounds from where she is when she turns around to talk directly to Becky.
 
That was a different person off to the left, in response to the kid whimpering, It 100% was not Twinkie crying or Hammy saying that. You can hear the legit southern accent versus Fatty's fake one.
Al's voice wouldn't have been heard so clearly, you can hear how it sounds from where she is when she turns around to talk directly to Becky.
Agree to disagree then, friend!
The main thing to focus on I suppose is that Amber is a shitty pet owner ❤️
 
A question for americans: do your vets not offer house calls? I get that Hambeast is too lazy to go to a clinic to chip her pets, but if she has an option to "doordash a vet" then it's even more mind-boggling and infuriating to me.

Just googled a random vet clinic in my (not exactly first-world) country online and they list prices for pretty much any procedure to be performed in the comfort of your own home. (Yes, even chipping a pet). What a lazy neglectful tub of lard.
 
A question for americans: do your vets not offer house calls? I get that Hambeast is too lazy to go to a clinic to chip her pets, but if she has an option to "doordash a vet" then it's even more mind-boggling and infuriating to me.

Just googled a random vet clinic in my (not exactly first-world) country online and they list prices for pretty much any procedure to be performed in the comfort of your own home. (Yes, even chipping a pet). What a lazy neglectful tub of lard.
Yes, but not every vet has mobile services.
It became more common after Covid though.

They usually chip pets when they get fixed here.
 
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