Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DuckSucker]

Sharla almost grosses me out as much as Hamberlard, tbh
She's just so obnoxious...

What did she do or say? She looked kinda upset/not psyched to be in this last video.

I definitely sperg about motherfuckers eating vegetables and thinking that makes something healthy though. That salad, why does it even have avocado with it? Avocado is pretty calorie dense and fat heavy anyway, its not that "healthy" if youre 500 lbs. Healthy foods still have calories, just fewer calories respective to like, a whole 12 inch "personal pizza" from Lil Caesars. Theyre not negative calories. You cant just constantly be "treating yourself" or having "cheat days" or adding extra shit to it and going "but its fine because its healthy because vegetables!"

That's like kindergarten levels of comprehension of nutrition.

With her track record she'll probably pull out some semantics BS if she gets called on having a shitty diet. "No did you see my video? I DID eat a salad, honest!" " Well do you eat like that all the time?" "... The video is titled 'What I Eat in a Day'. Thats what I eat in a day. What more do you want from me?"

 

[FatFuckingClown]

What did she do or say? She looked kinda upset/not psyched to be in this last video.

I definitely sperg about motherfuckers eating vegetables and thinking that makes something healthy though. That salad, why does it even have avocado with it? Avocado is pretty calorie dense and fat heavy anyway, its not that "healthy" if youre 500 lbs. Healthy foods still have calories, just fewer calories respective to like, a whole 12 inch "personal pizza" from Lil Caesars. Theyre not negative calories. You cant just constantly be "treating yourself" or having "cheat days" or adding extra shit to it and going "but its fine because its healthy because vegetables!"

That's like kindergarten levels of comprehension of nutrition.

With her track record she'll probably pull out some semantics BS if she gets called on having a shitty diet. "No did you see my video? I DID eat a salad, honest!" " Well do you eat like that all the time?" "... The video is titled 'What I Eat in a Day'. Thats what I eat in a day. What more do you want from me?"

You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right.
I didn't even think about it, I was just remembering previous vids, but you're right. And so is everyone else, in that Dusty (everyone else, now, too) around AL gains weight and gets depressed after a while. It's not a coincidence.
Good observation.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Ok I finally figured out how to upload pictures! Wanted to bring a topic back into the discussion: AL's YT income.

A lot of people are saying that AL can't be making a lot of money off of Youtube, but if you check her social blade, the numbers seems quite high. I don't know how accurate this is, but if you look on the 15th, it says she could have made max 1.5k in a day.
Seems like a sweet deal considering she spends like max 20 minutes a day filming and "editing" her videos.

Maybe it's just me, but I think she might be making quite good money from Youtube and is not in debt. In one of her Walmart videos (one of my favs where she embarrasses Destiny with a narcissistic speech full of BAE, SLAY, FLAWLESS ), she said her bank account was frozen or something, which means she is using a debit card, not a credit card. Don't get me wrong, AL has her dumb moments but I don't think she's the type to spend money she doesn't have. Mooching off others, yes. Running up thousands in credit card debt, no.

Then again, she kept claiming her government job paid FUCKING awesome, and it turned she was making 11 bucks/hr. Anyways, I'm guessing in the past, since Destiny and AL both had full-time jobs plus Youtube income, they weren't spending more than they were earning. However, if she really did break up with Destiny and has to live alone, I'm wondering if youtube really would be enough for her to live off of.

Any thoughts?

The social blade numbers are very optimistic estimates, so I wouldn't hold my breath on that tbh. And not just because I think Amberlynn's a freakshow either. Remember, this is a person who has a skewed concept of money because she hasn't even worked a job since very recently. She spends like she won the lottery.

 

[formerfatcow]

The socialblade numbers are very optimistic estimates, so I wouldn't hold my breath on that tbh. And not just because I think Amberlynn's a freakshow either. Remember, this is a person who has a skewed concept of money because she hasn't even worked a job since very recently. She spends like she won the lottery.

Also her frivolous spending suggests she's very bad at saving. Even if she's not in credit card debt, she likely has loads of medical debt or she's just one clogged artery away from having it.

It's not really worth bragging that you can spend you entire paycheck on eating out and shitty Walmart clothes. It's poor money management and it'll come around to bite her in the ass when she realizes she should have been building a savings for her inevitable quadruple bypass surgery.

 

[PropaGONDA]

And I edited my post, because I didn't wanna make a double post, but @formerfatcow seems to have made a post so I'll just paste it here:


I do think Amberlynn is the type to wrack up debt. Guaranteed. She has impulse issues! Just look at her and see how she acts. Even when she was at the height of her Youtube popularity (where she'd get thousands of views due to her stuffing her fat maw), I'd imagine she'd get some Youtube money. Keep in mind however she never spent as lavishly as she does now.

If you look back at her videos where she lived at Destiny's mom's house, she would always wear those black pants and those shapeless, baggy t-shirts with one colour. Since starting her job, she buys a bunch of "trendy" clothes (as far as fatties can go, anyway). The amount she has spent over the recent months, with all her hauls and such has got to be over $10,000 easily.

I think she got a credit card, and because she had STEADY income she qualified. Banks would not see Youtube as steady income, no? Then again I have no clue about the US... I know over here, you need to be making some sort of steady income to even qualify for a credit card.

Now that she quit her job and that the holiday season is over she's been spending somewhat frugally, but still quite irresponsibly. She does not do as many hauls as she did when she first started her job. I think that's because she's maxed out her credit card and she has no supplementary income besides her piddly Youtube salary. If she indeed makes as much as she boasts, she'd still be recklessly spending. Come on, it's Amberlynn. She has no modicum of discipline sparked by her own doing. I'd imagine it's bureaucratic matters like maxed out credit cards that would make her stop spending, simply because she can't.

My two cents anyway.

 

[Barbarella]

Then again, she kept claiming her government job paid FUCKING awesome, and it turned she was making 11 bucks/hr. Anyways, I'm guessing in the past, since Destiny and AL both had full-time jobs plus Youtube income, they weren't spending more than they were earning. However, if she really did break up with Destiny and has to live alone, I'm wondering if youtube really would be enough for her to live off of.

Any thoughts?

She also never had a government job, that's a lie too.

Look at the range on social blade. From $350 a month to 5k? That's so much of a range that it's useless.

People have posted here and elsewhere that even with 25 million views per month, they don't make 5k. She doesnt hit 25 million views. (It's views, not subscribers that gets you money). Not only that, somewhere (you now?) she once said she made $1200 a month on YouTube, and because she's such a liar, I would cut that in half in my head. But even if it's true, it's not much.

There is also a guy who does YouTube videos calculating what people make, and he also calculated $1200 for her.

We know she lies about how much she eats. We know she lies about her background. So why would we believe that she makes the "very good money?"

Also, just look at her. How much self-control do you see? The girl who says you don't need to pay attention to calories to lose weight doesn't seem like she'd be disciplined enough to stick to a budget.

I think she makes the low-end amount that social blade says with the most being $1200, and I do think she is spending more than she makes. I think she's running her cards up, and someday she'll have an emergency and will need to do a GoFundMe for money.

She lives in a very cheap part of the country so her money goes farther than it would if she lived in New York or CA, but I still think she's going to be in trouble if she doesn't stop spending.

 

[Xenomorph]

@Miasma Glad to serve darling

In short, she is spending on credit because she wants to be like our fellow lolcow Trasha Paidass.

 

[PropaGONDA]

AL never had a government job but she did make $11/hr an hour, as confirmed by Lisa Hoffman. Plus she'd get some sort of overtime pay which adds a few dollars each overtime hour. A standard shift is about 7.5/8 hours, right? They'd work upwards to 10 hours with the overtime (not 12 like AL likes to say though). Even then, it is not enough to supplement her spending thousands of dollars within the past few months like she has been doing.

I know some try to see the good in lolcows and give the benefit of the doubt but the facts are here. As @Barbarella says, AL is a confirmed compulsive liar. She will lie about anything and everything. That alone is indicative of her impulse issues, as if her weight isn't a dead giveaway already.

 

[Barbarella]

I don't even know about the OT. It's hard to tell with her, but some places have 4/10 shifts, which means you work four days at ten hours instead of five days at eight. In that case, you don't get overtime because you are still only working 40 hours a week.

That may or may not have been the case with AL. Considering she walked into a building named SourceHOV everyday, and somehow read it as Department of Veteran's Affairs, I wouldn't trust her to understand her employment contract or a pay stub.

Suffice it to say she wasn't making much either way. Now though, she has no insurance through her company and is likely not responsible enough to buy insurance. A very, very dumb thing for a 500 lb girl.

 

[PropaGONDA]

I don't even know about the OT. It's hard to tell with her, but some places have 4/10 shifts, which means you work four days at ten hours instead of five days at eight. In that case, you don't get overtime because you are still only working 40 hours a week.

That may or may not have been the case with AL. Considering she walked into a building named SourceHOV everyday, and somehow read it as Department of Veteran's Affairs, I wouldn't trust her to understand her employment contract or a pay stub.

Suffice it to say she wasn't making much either way. Now though, she has no insurance through her company and is likely not responsible enough to buy insurance. A very, very dumb thing for a 500 lb girl.

I only bring it up because Lisa said herself (don't have the screens on me, unfortunately), that SourceHOV did pay good in terms of overtime, well above $11/hr. Especially during the busier months of October to November, where there was a lot of overtime shifts available. It is worth noting that during those months, the shifts were typically 10 hours and often times no weekends. Again, it's not the 12 hours AL says it is. She acted like every shift she's worked was so incredibly time consuming... she's the queen of exaggeration.

Outside of those months, it's barely any overtime available and it's the standard 7.5 to 8 hour shift for a full-time gig.

 

[Girldick]

Am I the only one who feels like the breakup could be legit? Dustiny has never really been all that involved in Hamberlynn's YouTube career, she's a background character in her videos but that's it. It's uncharacteristic of her to get actively involved in Hamber's constant drama. I can't believe that I'm saying this, but compared to her false rape accusations, lying about her job is pretty tame too, so I do not know why this lie of all things would warrant making up a fake breakup as a distraction. Of course Dustiny is still in the house with Hamberlynn, they share an apartment and have pets together, and I imagine it would take some time to dissolve the household and get things sorted out. As long as nothing serious went down between them, there is no need to throw the other party out of the house.

It's no secret that Hamber lies all the time, but I have a feeling it's not just to put on a show for her viewers. She must be at least a little delusional. Amber hasn't been on her own, ever. Every time a relationship ended, she already had the next chick lined up and moved in straight with her. At age 18 she was with Kasey, then she went straight to Krystle, and then from Krystle to Destiny. And then? This time she doesn't have a princess in shining armor waiting to whisk her away. And she's utterly boned without Destiny.

They both had the same job before Hamber quit, so they went to work together. Then she wants to go shopping and eat out, so Dustin has to drive her around because she has no car and no licence. Hamber hangs out with her friends, and of course they're also Destiny's friends because they are together 24/7. Destiny even had to make friends with Amber's ex, because why not? Without Destiny, there will be no more hauls and Walmart trips, nobody carting her ass around. She's probably still in denial and thinking Destiny will take her back if she manipulates her hard enough.

People always say Dustiny really loves Hamber, and I can see that. But she's also always buried in her phone when Hamberlynn is filming her, and seems generally desinterested most of the time. I could never imagine being with someone who is with me all day every day, and constantly shoves a camera in my face. The "haters" have been saying for a while now that their relationship is fucked, so it would make sense that Amberlynn doesn't want to make a video about it and exploit the situation for sympathy, because that would also mean admitting that the "haters" are right sometimes.

 

[Barbarella]

Ah, ok, I missed where Lisa said that. So yeah, the way Amberlynn was talking, it sounded like every day was a 12 hour day, when it was infrequent.

What is it with cows and work? Seems like none of them can manage a job for long. Even Kailyn could stock shelves at Walmart, Amberlynn was able to be trained to do this, Raven is fully capable but just sits in her house and lets messes pile up...Amy Slaton can't move so her I understand...do any actually work?

 

[Tazz]

She is doing 2 min videos because no ad revenue. She is saving the longer ones for when her cashcow comes back.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Destiny's IG.

 

[Tazz]

Of course she walks alone. Amber is back at the car eating a healthy fried chicken salad woth 2 cups of ranch dressing and washing it down with a diet root beer float.

It's a salad and I used diet root beer! I know about nutrition!

BTW, still dont believe the breakup story. It's too forced to be vague. It's like the preview to get people to tune in next week for the series premier of The Ad Revenue Turns.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Well, Trisha Paytas is her idol. Maybe she's using her playbook. Or trying to. But she ain't no Trisha.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Tbh there are so many ways for a breakup to go besides, "well we're over, pack up your shit cuz I never want to see you again." Especially in lesbian relationships. In less population dense areas like where AL and Destiny live, there's often not a large gay community. You can't just burn a bridge unless you are sure you'll never have to walk back over it. If you're going to stay in that location, you can't totally alienate someone who might float back into your circles. Also, it's easier to stay friends with your ex-girlfriend, and maintain another queer female connection, than lose it and not know if you'll gain another one any time soon. You sort of see that with AL and Krystal, but on AL's side it seems like more of a back up plan. AL and D don't really seem to be into hanging out with whatever their local lesbian community amounts to either, although D seems to have had more of a social life before AL.

There's a possibility that Destiny told AL that they don't have a future together anymore, but they can stay friends and cohabitate, at the very least until they both have their next move figured out. So AL isn't breaking down like she would if Destiny just up and left. There'd be no real difference in this kind of situation anyway, Destiny would still be supporting her in the short term, and now AL is relieved from having to acknowledge her at all.

But maybe it really is just business as usual for them and this is just a ruse to scrounge up some more views.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

But maybe it really is just business as usual for them and this is just a ruse to scrounge up some more views.

I wouldn't put it past ALR to drag it out for views, but I'd honestly be surprised if Dusty would willingly participate in a fake break-up.

We all know she ain't gonna win a MacArthur genius award anytime soon, but I always pegged her as at least not being a manipulative mess. She just does her own thing and bears with having the world's most obnoxious gf.

 

[Tazz]

Omg that nasty bra is back in view with a vengeance in her bag video. How many times have we seen the same crap?

Still mailing it in because no ad $



Isn't kychick whatever Sharla? Because I have a screen capture that she replied saying she was Lisa.

 

[NemmaSis]

I got an ad on her bag video.