I dont doubt the bisexual era comming.. she's going to have to broaden her horizons.. i do think men hit on her sometimes because..... men like fatties or a warm fold to lay on.. and she dates men with vagina's basically whats the difference..
why bother dating women that look and sound and act like men.. just get a man.
I dont doubt the bisexual era comming.. she's going to have to broaden her horizons.. i do think men hit on her sometimes because..... men like fatties or a warm fold to lay on.. and she dates men with vagina's basically whats the difference..
why bother dating women that look and sound and act like men.. just get a man.
It would have to be a relationship a la Foody Beauty because I'm hard pressed to think of many men who would tolerate her behavior, especially if they're not getting laid. And actually sex, Amber. We're in our thirties and hand jobs won't cut it.
It would have to be a relationship a la Foody Beauty because I'm hard pressed to think of many men who would tolerate her behavior, especially if they're not getting laid. And actually sex, Amber. We're in our thirties and hand jobs won't cut it.
I don't think men who would go for a fatty like amber have the foresite to realize they won't get traditional sex. I assume there were more male feeders than female but I don't know.
It will never cease to amaze me that she got this obese from pretty much just eating pounds of rice. She can't even have taste in her drug of choice lol
It will never cease to amaze me that she got this obese from pretty much just eating pounds of rice. She can't even have taste in her drug of choice lol
her and foodie... but honestly i actually find that relatable.. its crazy how many calories rice has.. if you want to lose weight you pretty much HAVE to eliminate it. there are good rice alternatives.. but nothing is quite like white rice IMO
It will never cease to amaze me that she got this obese from pretty much just eating pounds of rice. She can't even have taste in her drug of choice lol
I spend a great deal of time around gooks, and let me tell you: You can eat rice with every meal and not get fat. The rice is not the issue. The issue is the fast food, the candy, the chips, the pre-cooked bacon and deli meat, the UberEats. She's primed her brain to get a dopamine hit on top of really being in want of nutrients.
Amberlynn's big because she has the stomach content of a whole 7-11.
Not to sound like I'm victim blaming or whatever but I genuinely cannot wrap my head around even getting into this fucking lint picking situation. Your dumb as a rock, smelly, invalid cow of a gf tells you to PRETEND to PICK LINT off her back for 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, and you don't tell her "I'm not doing that"? Just. What?????
Not to sound like I'm victim blaming or whatever but I genuinely cannot wrap my head around even getting into this fucking lint picking situation. Your dumb as a rock, smelly, invalid cow of a gf tells you to PRETEND to PICK LINT off her back for 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, and you don't tell her "I'm not doing that"? Just. What?????
Yes. A few of Becky stories are like this. I know, she had it bad and Amber is an abusive cunt but there's some over exaggeration on Becky's part going on as well. Becky has been caught lying a lot and she has a pretty huge motivator to lie. I don't think she made everything up, because she just didn't. She absolutely wiped Amber's ass, cleaned her neck, cleaned up after the pets, the things that make sense as the towel bitch to a 600 pound whale. I'm just talking about the other things everyone side-eyed.
I dont doubt the bisexual era comming.. she's going to have to broaden her horizons.. i do think men hit on her sometimes because..... men like fatties or a warm fold to lay on.. and she dates men with vagina's basically whats the difference..
why bother dating women that look and sound and act like men.. just get a man.
Her ego. And whatever happened to her during her childhood im assuming is the reason she hasnt done it yet. She says shes a gold star lesbian and then admits to giving the double front flip 360 no scope handy in a movie theater. It swings between "ive never touched a man eww men" and "im like so good at hand stuff im so good at pleasing men i just choose to not do it cause im lezbeen" I personally think amber just said the "gold star" thing because she thinks its just means being really good at being a lesbian. Like when you get a good grade on a test in 3rd grade and you get a little sticker on the paper.
Your right though shes gonna have to suddenly become bi and have a bi awakening and be ok with some dude trying to fuck her folds in order to get a caretaker. Nobody wants to deal with her ass and shes running out of options quick.
Not to sound like I'm victim blaming or whatever but I genuinely cannot wrap my head around even getting into this fucking lint picking situation. Your dumb as a rock, smelly, invalid cow of a gf tells you to PRETEND to PICK LINT off her back for 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, and you don't tell her "I'm not doing that"? Just. What?????
beck was not that smart and doesnt have the "get up and go" ability. They said they couldnt even collect coins without amber saying mean and nasty shit to them like " oh your saving up money to leave me". I highly doubt beck was even on the lease with how they acted. Amber is the type of person to assault verbally/physically and make your life a living hell if you let her. Beck and their inability to just leave in the car and go sleep on their family/friends couch sooner is what caused their dumb ass prediciment.
Amber is as angry and manipulative as beck is dumb. I do feel bad for them, i know exactly what its like to not have the financial ability to just get up and leave but beck has the family/friend support i didnt so i dont feel THAT bad about it.
Thank you. I have no expectations of this video, so I'm just gonna get started.
Woman with pathetic tits does nothing new
It is January 2nd, we are in our gorl's closet, where she shows us the perfume she sorted yesterday. Back in the kitchen, there is still no smeglatude. Claims to not have binged in over a year and a half. Isn't watching what she eats, just how much cuz wahh wahh I'm going through a lot.
Grocery haul. Eggs, cheddar jalapeno popcorn, pesto tortellini, classico spaghetti sauce, Buldak Spicy Ramen...hmm, I wonder if she know's what she's getting into here...
So, one thing that's really funny about spice level in Asia is that it really differs wherever you are. If the Japanese tell you something is spicy, you could use that shit as eyedrops and barely feel anything. If the Koreans label something as spicy, you better be ready to surrender yourself to agony if you're not prepared. The hottest thing I've seen our gorl consume in bulk is tapatio. The carbonara buldak is one of the less spicy ones, but it's nonetheless too much for our retarded lil gorlie. The fool. Probably saw it was pink and was like "sho kyooot" and bought the thing. What won't be kyoot is when she's squirming in agony as she eats it and the subsequent absolute destruction of the toilet bowl as Amber sits on it for ages, and the subsubsequent whining cuz her wretched crack is burning from the spicy shits. Not to mention all the sweat. The yeast colonies will experience moisture like never before.
Too bad she won't record it all.
Ahem, sorry, moving on. Ground turkey breasts, veggie loaf, chili mac bowl, creamy coconut outshine bar, whole grain bread, some uncrustables, heart shaped barilla noodles, rotisserie seasoned lunchmeat (fucking hell even her grocery choices are repeating themselves), milk, red onions, pine sol (what the fuck is that), pre cooked bacon, hot and spicy dukes, mozzarella string cheese, a THING of sriracha, salad mix, original pringles and sour cream & onion pringles, nutty buddys, frozen burritos.
Next we see her brushing Wasabi (you will never erase your sin of felicide, fatty (also Wasabi is a precious boy and deserves a better owner)). We skip to a few hours later and- ugh, she's still whining her relayshunshit with Emily Franz. Oh and also BeePeeDee. I will not elaborate further (and let's be real neither does she). Also mentions Erica during this blubbsesh. Oh miracle, talking to it made her feel better.
Next day, it is now February 3rd, and by the gods, her fat arms have been unleashed. OH, 10 days of calories again. I last time, a cycle shrank this fast, i was reading the Chantal thread. Uhm..
What are these pathetic lopsided tits? I've seen crêpes less flat than this.
What the shit, another day, it's February 4th. Says we're getting a weigh in today. 509.4 lbs. Oh wow. Slightly weightier fat fuck. Claims "swollen". Holy fuck that is a gargantuan poke bowl she had, also, of ocurse a diet fanta, and a nutty buddy. Next we see her responding to the No Neck Beck shit and holy fuck, someone check the servers, Amber's filter usage might cause a meltdown. Says she is willing to take some accountability, but would rathr not argue with people who have their mind made up about her. Also honestly, I'm so tired of the billionth Becky rehash, thumbslugster should just do us all a favor and fade into irrelevance already.
Oh look, another livestream segment consisting of nothing. Ate burritos and sandwhich after the stream, and an ice cream bars.
End.
God, can't she have another super depresso phase full of irregular uploads again? Even if she can upload regularly, she's just not interesting enough to produce actually watchable content. Boring, tired, going to bed.
The polka dot top with the spaghetti straps to show off her fatness for the feeders, the butterfly clips and plaid outfit to look childish for any ageplay enthusiasts.
However, unless we get a drunk crying video for Valentine's day, HoeBagLynn is still "with" Emily (or at least thinks she is.)
beck was not that smart and doesnt have the "get up and go" ability. They said they couldnt even collect coins without amber saying mean and nasty shit to them like " oh your saving up money to leave me". I highly doubt beck was even on the lease with how they acted. Amber is the type of person to assault verbally/physically and make your life a living hell if you let her. Beck and their inability to just leave in the car and go sleep on their family/friends couch sooner is what caused their dumb ass prediciment.
Amber is as angry and manipulative as beck is dumb. I do feel bad for them, i know exactly what its like to not have the financial ability to just get up and leave but beck has the family/friend support i didnt so i dont feel THAT bad about it.
The thing is I'm not even talking about leaving the relationship. I go back and forth on how much sympathy I have for Becky but I think she was objectively financially abused. But I mean quite literally in the moment. "Pretend to pick lint off my back for an hour." You fucking have to be able to say no to something that retarded.
But I mean quite literally in the moment. "Pretend to pick lint off my back for an hour." You fucking have to be able to say no to something that retarded.
Not to sound like I'm victim blaming or whatever but I genuinely cannot wrap my head around even getting into this fucking lint picking situation. Your dumb as a rock, smelly, invalid cow of a gf tells you to PRETEND to PICK LINT off her back for 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, and you don't tell her "I'm not doing that"? Just. What?????
Thumb is a shit person and always has been same as Amber in a lot of ways.
Professional Victim
Allergic to work
Allergic to losing weight
Thinks they are the latest fad
Is a hypochondriac
A need to be special
Chronic liar
Mommy issues
A trail of exes that wrong them but they were angels
Also was in love with an ex while dating Amber (all her guntlickers like Salty Crab love to forget this was confirmed by patron Saint Beck-key the Neckless.
Gunt
Hunchback
Allergic to accountability
Whale
Needs to live off people
Cant be alone
Arrested Development
The thing is I'm not even talking about leaving the relationship. I go back and forth on how much sympathy I have for Becky but I think she was objectively financially abused. But I mean quite literally in the moment. "Pretend to pick lint off my back for an hour." You fucking have to be able to say no to something that retarded.
Sorry i was gonna get to that part but i accidentally posted at work, im on mobile and never edited the rest of my thoughts. Basically my last part was a long winded i agree at first but also it comes down to her being retarded and angry. If some fat sack of angry mashed potatoes roughly the size of a large male silverback gorilla was sleeping next to me/ pillow mountain in the next room yeah stockholm syndrome may kick in and id even pick pretend shit off her.
Watching beck talk about it reminds me of the stories from people who go watch gorillas in their habitat or people with big game encounters. Like with a bear, you just stand still till it sniffs out all the food and moves on and you hope it doesnt attack you.
Maybe im assuming she would move too much though. Lifting those big ass arms may be too much for amber to hold up enough to backhand anyone let alone anything more strenuous.
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