Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Yes. Gallbladder problems are ALSO common with fatfuck hamplanets due to the disgusting amount of shit food that they eat and their bodies have to process. My money is on her "gallbladder" problems coming from the 1.5-2 MILLION or so calories that she eats every single year rather than any of her previous temporary "weight-loss" successes.
I forgot that people who typically develop gallbladder issues from weight loss start out, at most, half her size. I think my brain just cannot comprehend the sheer effort her body has to put in to handle the amount of food, including side effects like developing gallbladder stones as a result of the fat intake rather than losing it. Christ.
 
There's something blatantly sociopathic about messing with dementia patients using the excuse of "they'll forget". It shows a major lack in compassion and ignorance for the distress the patient (and by extension their family) is probably going through. I could say more, but I hope she never has to go through the experience of watching a loved one forget who they/the people around them are and the subsequent fear, anger, sadness and grief that comes along with it.
 
Destiny probably also saw Becky’s views hence the renewed interest in being online. I am absolutely baffled by Becky’s viewership numbers, she is boring and unreliable and all she can claim is having been Amber’s girlfriend 4-5 years ago. Guess abusecore is what is pulling the views nowadays
And the Plebbit and Xitter gorlypops circling in the water like sharks waiting for Becky to finally describe ALR's smell in minute detail.
 
Destiny probably also saw Becky’s views hence the renewed interest in being online. I am absolutely baffled by Becky’s viewership numbers, she is boring and unreliable and all she can claim is having been Amber’s girlfriend 4-5 years ago. Guess abusecore is what is pulling the views nowadays
The reaction channels are really playing it up for Becky I think so it's driving sympathy viewers to her channel. Destiny will do the same thing and Amber will keep seething. If Destiny's views are good Amber will cause more drama to try to keep her own viewership up, but "muh mentals", "muh foster care" etc are completely played out. I wonder if Amber ever actually considered just losing weight and getting mobile, instead of pretending. Her channel would actually do well and she'd have actual support. It's not exactly enthralling to watch a 600lb sedentary woman rearranging a shelf, eating Mexican food, making excuses for her weight, and acting like a piece of shit about her previous behavior of acting like a piece of shit.
 
I hope she never has to go through the experience of watching a loved one forget who they/the people around them are and the subsequent fear, anger, sadness and grief that comes along with it.
Well on the bright side she's either:
1. not going to have any loved ones around at all.
or
2. die from her weight before her family reaches that age.
I hope it doesn't happen to her mom at all for that matter but especially not early onset because hambeast will go on clickbaiting and sympathy milking it constantly like she does "saveeen" her brother getting tangled in the blinds.
 
The only thing separating the cows from the farmers is the fence. Lol
yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
 
yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
Find a different thread if this one bothers you so much, you fucking snowflake.

This one is about fat Amber
 
Just because past eras were more entertaining doesn't mean the milk's dried up yet. The recent allegations have been eyeopening, not as riveting or funny of course but watching Big Ham's decline into irrelevancy and how big mad she's getting that Becky (who she looked down upon for so long) is now getting more views than her is cathartic in a schadenfreude-esqe sense. Pig's flailing her fat smelly trotters in a panic and it couldn't happen to a nicer person. Hope Rarity found herself a new home if she's still alive, now somebody needs to get Twonk and Wasabi before Fatty Ambie carks it.
 
yall barely have any cows tho, the milk ran out years ago, i havent paid attention to this bitch since 2021 when she had cancer, I watched her avidly in 2017-2020, she is just a troll and not even entertaining anymore lol... sometimes I looked at her channel and just yawn. why are there no actual contemporary cows on this site anymore
Who needs cows when we have eachother?
 
Another ex rises from the ashes, stirred by the tantalizing scent of ad revenue and superchats.

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I'm hoping Dusty is still her messy, fat self because the enby's videos have been a let down. Becky is sitting on a treasure trove of disgusting info about the Hambeast, but she won't even divulge anything about the leaky layygs. What should we call this arc? I'm thinking Return of The Pooners.
The reaction channels are really playing it up for Becky I think so it's driving sympathy viewers to her channel. Destiny will do the same thing and Amber will keep seething. If Destiny's views are good Amber will cause more drama to try to keep her own viewership up, but "muh mentals", "muh foster care" etc are completely played out. I wonder if Amber ever actually considered just losing weight and getting mobile, instead of pretending. Her channel would actually do well and she'd have actual support. It's not exactly enthralling to watch a 600lb sedentary woman rearranging a shelf, eating Mexican food, making excuses for her weight, and acting like a piece of shit about her previous behavior of acting like a piece of shit.
I wish she would give up the pretense of "I've changed so much you guise" and just do another drunk livestream.
 
So I saw this video from apatheticfaxX that was another sorta Amber react to herself video from 2 years ago where she talks about more lies she's admitting to or being called out on. Weird since her latest video she says she hasn't lied to us in the last 9 years since that video she just showed because she's changed so much guise. In the apatheticfaxX video there is a point you can swap out Bi-polar and BPD and how she became Bi-polar with after I met Alexis and it's the exact same bullshit she says about BPD which she heard of and ran with.

Link to apatheticfaxX video.

She's totally changed guise remember that.
Yeahhh she's changed by gained 250 more pounds. But I'm sure feeder pan loves her for all those changes. I think she should celebrate with a crumble cookie 🍪

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Personally I think this is the most entertaining era we've had in a long time. Watching the internet find Emily's currently active fat fetish accounts while Amber desperately tries to get people to believe Emily's not a fat fetishist was super funny, and it seems like Becky has finally found her spine. All we're missing now is big Al getting wasted on live and making even more of an ass of herself than she already has this month.
 
This is the most entertaining Amber's "life journey" has been since the livestream era with Becky post-breakup.

Like, we can complain about how Destiny and Becky aren't innocent people and all that jazz ... But come on, they're bringing the drama right now. They're delivering the goods for all of us to laugh at. The "Choosy Game" story from Becky is straight out of a horror movie, lol.

How great would it be if Wipey came out to "share her story," too? Amber still can't keep her fake name out of her mouth. Amber is asking for whatever might come to her.
 
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