Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[spergsperg55]

Amber talks about the origins of Choosey because everyone's so disturbed by her forcing Becky to do it for hours/days at a time. Amber says that she created the game when she was a very little girl when her parents were high, her parents were arguing, her father was beating her mom, and Amber would be traumatized and focusing on a few rocks in front of her. She says she didn't have many toys when she was little so mostly what she had were rocks to play with. So she created the Choosey game with her rock toys. She claims it was something soothing she did to drown out the trauma and horrors, so now she does it even to this day as something to soothe her.
Amber: "I was with someone for almost 5 years and they saw me do it, and they did it with me. It was like bonding. It was something fun to do together. It was never me forcing me and it's such an absurd thing to say."

Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.

 

[Chocola]

lmao, fucking geologistlynn, no way she was playing with rocks, she is not imaginative enough to get dopamine from something plain like that, she needs the "fun" parts to be spelled out and highlighted why they are fun. if she is not intelligent enough to do this now, i doubt her natural baby mind was capable of this. i'm just speculating on how this all works though, ignore if you think it's retarded.

the point is, i would've believed her if she said she played with candy wrappers, not rocks

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Lmao yeah right bitch, as if we're supposed to believe you were outside playing with rocks and not stuffing your face on cheap ramen and meth.
Does she not realize that overdramatizing her past in that way makes people think that none of that shit actually happened? I would have so much more pity for her if she just was honest about her upbringing, but she starts doing shit like smugly recalling what could have been the death of her little brother and it makes me lose my sympathy bone completely.

Would love to see a lawsuit arc, if big al lost all of her money perhaps she would be a little more entertaining as she scrambles for pennies online.

yea im not buying all her shit. She does know that even the most dirt poor white trash kids with druggie parents will still have some amount of toys and creature comforts right? They might not be clean or in the best shape but they aren't usually that deprived to only have rocks for toys lmao who is trying to fool.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Predictable explanation for the choosy game from her.

"Waaaaah, I had a bad childhooooood!"

So did Norman Bates and Jason Vorhees.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

what is with her obsession with the word rarity?

My little pony

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

My little pony

I feel like she and Rarity would hate eachother.

 

[Our Lady of Sorrows]

I don't remember the exact process, but I remember reading stories a year ago about multiple people who had to get their gallbladders removed after ozempic, because their high fat diets combined with the ozempic basically killed their gallbladder

Gallbladder stones are common with weight loss, regardless of method and diet. They might be more common with surgery and GLP meds because of the high rate of weight loss, but aren’t exclusive and certainly aren’t directly related to fat intake afaik. Rapid weight loss = high amount of body fat actually getting metabolized = bile accumulates, creating gallbladder stones.

 

[Cornfed]

I get that children develop coping skills to block out when their parents fight. However, this bitch is so low IQ that her go to was literally to stare slack jawed at fucking rocks. Unreal.

 

[lol cow supreme]

What’s funny about her claiming to have gallbladder or pancreas pain

They are both located with the liver. and hers has to be the size of a large cat.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I get that children develop coping skills to block out when their parents fight. However, this bitch is so low IQ that her go to was literally to stare slack jawed at fucking rocks. Unreal.

I can just picture babyfat Amber in her trailer staring at a couple of fucking pebbles like this while her parents shoot up and her belovedotherhalfofmyheartbabybrother is strangled by a curtain cord.

 

[Delayed Breathing]

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I can just picture babyfat Amber in her trailer staring at a couple of fucking pebbles like this while her parents shoot up and her belovedotherhalfofmyheartbabybrother is strangled by a curtain cord.

Ate a few of said pebbles too (probably).

 

[Fee]

This made me lol for real.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I see this as a young adult trilogy, like Twilight:

The Wrong Shoes
The Wrong Sandwich
The Wrong Dose

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I see this as a young adult trilogy, like Twilight:

The Wrong Shoes
The Wrong Sandwich
The Wrong Dose

Here we need to fit the current YA book title conventions

A court of dangleen ankles
A court of sandwiches and lies
A court of semglutide and sorrow

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She has apparently had gallbladder problems since she was with Casey, but is too lazy to get it fixed. And the whole lymphedema thing is ridiculous, she wasn't told to eat low carb, high fat, she was told low carb. This bitch too dumb to realize you can do low carb and low fat together. She is so disgusting. What body part are we looking at with those skin tags?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

This made me lol for real.
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I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

 

[Crab Latte]

I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

it's the belly, dude. it's the belly. i'm sorry

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I hate to have to ask this, but is that a wall or a deathfat heifer's belly behind Tommie-Salami (Emily)? I can't tell.

That my friend is Slommy's ex, she was using her gigantic stomach as a pillow, this is the original photo: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-18943196

Oh oh I know it’s kingcobrasjfs gravy crust!

When not even Cobs would fuck you it's bad, the guy is rotting from the inside out and wouldn't touch Hambo.

I can't believe I've been waiting for this bitch to die for almost 5 years now.

Chantal's A1C is at 10 and she's alive, I don't know how, so Amber should be fine for another 15 years.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I swear, the only thing keeping these overripe corpses even semi-functional is the hate. It's like the salt in the Dead Sea--it basically prevents them from sinking.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I swear, the only thing keeping these overripe corpses even semi-functional is the hate. It's like the salt in the Dead Sea--it basically prevents them from sinking.

I think it's literally just the salt and preservatives from all the shit they eat. Amber has enough of that stuff in her to embalm an entire dynasty.