QUEEN OF DENIAL
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Did Wifey and Emily also wipe Amber's ass of was it only Becky?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I thought thats why wifey was called wipey
Also amber was significantly bigger when she was with beck. But I highly doubt anyone over 500lbs could ever wipe themselves
+who.cares+
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Imagine being such a shit person that all of your ex's make a podcast to talk about you LMAO
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Unpopular opinion but I really don't care about this "tea" Amber is not going to change, her stupid zombie followers are still going to try and give her head nothing is going to change, she'll still sit there texting, threatening or ignoring her audience to take advantage of their stupidity so she doesn't have to work or her and Emily will go full time doing feeder porn for cash.
But I did like the artwork
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Nothing will change Amber. Not if all her exes make a round table podcast roasting Amber, including Krystle and Jade. Cancer didn't change her. The early days of Youtube when she was getting endless support didn't change her. A hundred reaction channels shitting on her daily hasn't changed her. Getting everything handed to her on a silver platter at Krystal's house while Amber bragged about getting a $1400/month "allowance" didn't change her. Getting thrown out of her grandmother's home and becoming "homeless" didn't change her. Therapy only seems to make her worse, giving her the tools to use therapy speak as a weapon. Even if her Youtube channel is demonetized, it will never change her. She was on Youtube for the attention even before she was monetized. Absolutely nothing will change her.
But none of us are here to watch her change. We all know that will never happen. We just want to hear what it's like dating the absurd, self-inflicted trainwreck that is Amberlynn Reid. I say bring on the exes and whatever ice cold tea they have. They bring entertainment even if none of them are good people. Especially if none of them are good people.
But none of us are here to watch her change. We all know that will never happen. We just want to hear what it's like dating the absurd, self-inflicted trainwreck that is Amberlynn Reid. I say bring on the exes and whatever ice cold tea they have. They bring entertainment even if none of them are good people. Especially if none of them are good people.
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B34NB4G
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I appreciate the autistic levels of effort here but Amberlynn just likes coffee ice cream. In the Beck era they went to Baskin Robbins constantly and Amber would always order Jamocha, the coffee flavor.
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Wait. She said she hasnt drank water in WEEKS. I can understand having trouble drinking water. I know my diet sodie gorlie pops might agree. Idk how you can go longer than 24 hours without a drop. Girl wtf. drink some water
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Nobody needs to get upset at Amber not drinking water.
She's drinking things, she's just saying that about water to get people to comment and beg her to hydrate.
She's drinking things, she's just saying that about water to get people to comment and beg her to hydrate.
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Milk is not acceptable lol
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So she straight up used one of those fake message apps to fabricate that text conversation right?
Nobody is buying that it's legit.
Nobody is buying that it's legit.
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Except it's gonna be amber crashing through the ceiling and crushing whoever her partner/victim is at that particular time
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I’m a licensed and certified retard.
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Or, if she travels to a big city to
It’s certainly working in Reddit. They’re chimping out over how wonderful water is and how important it is to stay hydrated. Try saying that to a bedouin, you easily manipulated fucktards. Meanwhile Amber is chortling in joy like the father in “Jabberwocky.”
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Kiwi Farms had Amber's new address at the Henry within a day, but the EFF BEE EYE couldn't find Amber fatting up the Henry to contact her? They had to track down her then ex-girlfriend's fambily to find Amber?
Sure sure.
Sure sure.
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Wow Neck has to go lay down it's so tired it had to move from the bed to the computer. I love how neckless is getting puppeteered by their haydur/fiancé.
We been knew all this, she stunk, left a snail trail of rot and fetid tissue everywhere. Like we have learned nothing new.
We been knew all this, she stunk, left a snail trail of rot and fetid tissue everywhere. Like we have learned nothing new.
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The FBI Frank story is my favourite of all of the Amberverse nonsense - especially since through the process of elimination, the "FBI" got in contact with KRYSTLE'S sister. So then the updated version of the story is...
So, that's where the story ends. Amber has a glowy in her back pocket in case any of you haydurz get a bit too uppity... and FBI Frank is currently uncovering Dalton's dox to have a little ... talk with him.
I think the funniest lie she told in the new video was when she said that when she used to tell people about her YouTube channel "8 years ago", they were all so impressed. Bitch, 8 years ago you had like, 3000 subs and were lucky to make $100/month. At that time there were literal CHILDREN making better content (and money) than you. Remember when you tried to impress Nick at that burger joint (one of the Libby videos), and he absolutely DGAF? No one CARES!
EDITED TO ADD:
@Janai Yep! Krystle had an older sister who seemed to want nothing to do with Amber, but was caught in a few vlogs (sorry, I don't remember her name). There are 3 times I can remember where she popped up or was mentioned in the videos. One was a birthday party being thrown for her in Krystle's house, and Amber recorded them singing Happy Birthday to her. The second was Amber showing the bookshelf with wrapped presents on it that they were going to give her. The third was when Krystle and Amber found a kitten, but took it to the vet and found it had FIV and they were concerned about keeping it with Krystle's 3 cats, so Krystle's sister agreed to take the kitten in. It was the vlog where Amber kept yelling "The Ki-en has AIDS!!" and they bought a bunch of shit at Petsmart and drove it over to the sister's place.
Casey also has an older sister, too, but it wasn't her. If it was, Casey would have mentioned it by now since returning to the Amberverse and doing the reaction channel tour in order to take their pound of flesh.
The FBI gets notified about mean comments aimed at a fat bitch on YouTube and jumps into action! (No job too big; no pup too small! PAW PATROL IS ON A ROLL!) They're able to find the troublemaker based on a user name alone (or maybe with YouTube's help? Amber needs to develop this part of the story more). Despite Amber being in GRAVE DANGER, they are unable to find her through all of the information that YouTube has on her (banking records, IP addresses, etc).
They are unable to do a basic google search on her, because apparently their funding is woefully insufficient and they're all trying to use computers with broken "R" keys, and nothing turned up for "Ambelynn Eid"... Actually, nevermind: even when you type that, she STILL pops up. Maybe all of the vowel keys are fucked on every computer in the building?... Okay I got it: They were unable to find her through extensive scouring of both public and private records, due to searching for "Amberlynn Reid", instead of "Amber Lynn Reid". Yeah, that's the ticket!
ANYWAY! Time to step away from the computer and solve this case, gumshoe-style! They can't find her father in California, despite his extensive criminal record and the guarantee that he was either at the local homeless encampment or in the pokey. They couldn't find her mother's family in Oklahoma city either, despite Kristine being "known to police" (to put it politely). They couldn't find any trace of Amberlynn in Arizona, despite her going to school there as well as collecting welfare (or food stamps, WHATEVER) In fact, they only found the OTHER "Amberlynn Reid" with the different birthday and the warrant that Ambo learned about all those years ago when she needed to get a ride home from the cop due to wearing the wrong shoes. They couldn't find any trace of her in Florida, where she was employed and rented property. And they couldn't find any trace of her in Kentucky, where she was employed in a GOVERNMENT JOB (I know it was data entry for a private contractor - don't ruin the story), paid taxes, rented property, and was still living there....
So then they apparently punted this over to the SEATTLE WASHINGTON Division of the FBI...
Thank you for your service, Mr "Seattle Division" (aka "Frank"), member of the Paget Sound Joint Terrorism Task Force! (OMG Amber could you at least TRY once in a while?!) I hope you remembered to email Elon Musk this week so he can recognize your hard work and dedication to justice!
Photo courtesy of @ExtraHecticana of YouTube (read: stolen without permission). If you're looking for a new reaction channel, he's funny without all of the OTT fake outrage. You might want to give him a watch and see what you think.
So, FBI Frank takes over the case, and manages to find a trace of Amber in VIRGINIA. You know, the state where her existence was almost ENTIRELY off the grid (except for maybe renewing a state ID at some point) and she just stunk up the house of some sped and her parents while annoying the shit outta 27 subscribers on YouTube? Apparently, FBI Frank is a professional retard (worthy of The Farms), and traced her location by tracking earring deliveries entering the country in 2014 from Shop MissA. He knows that he can't just contact Krystle, or even her parents James and Wanda, lest he frightens our timid and dainty gorl. So instead, he seeks out THE SISTER who had almost no contact with Amber - except to endure her shrill voice and aggravating antics at a couple of family events.
FBI Frank gets on a plane and flies across the entire country to knock on the door of essentially a complete stranger who has no idea what Amber's been up to since she felt the ground shake from her presence 7 years prior. After trying to tell FBI Frank about the Kiwi Farms (which neither he nor the rest of the alphabet agencies knew ANYTHING about), and explaining Reddit and GOOGLE to him to no avail, she politely accepts his business card and agrees to contact Amberlynn for him. After leaving to catch his flight back to Washington, Krystle's sister contacts Amber at her current phone number (that the sister seems to magically have despite 7 years of no contact) to pass on the message.
Having completely exhausted both his leads and his Aeroplan Points, FBI Frank has no choice but to play the waiting game. 5 coffees and 443 games of Minesweeper later, FBI Frank leaves his desk to use the bathroom, where he misses the call from Amberlynn. Fortunately, his secretary Madeline (that's a Dixon Hill reference), is as passionate about her job as FBI Frank is about his, so she gives Amber his private number. You would think that was a breach of protocol, but what you don't understand is that FBI Frank has spent many a lunch break with Madeline, telling her stories of Amber's majesty while they both fawned over her subscriber count and remarked about how amazing she must smell.
FBI Frank, so concerned for Amber's welfare (and mesmerized by her beauty and grace), takes the call while still on the crapper and immediately blurts out over the phone that she's not in trouble, doxes the asshole who made the mean tweets, and gushes over Amber's celebrity status. He tells her that if she has any more concerns, she can contact him day or night, and he'll personally "disappear" any other haydur who DARES to utter a death threat or call Amber fat again. FBI Frank then makes a pass at Amber, and has his heart crushed when she informs him that as a lesbian she is "strictly clitty", and despite his confidence in his ability to change that for her, she has long left her days of movie theatre double handies in the past.
They are unable to do a basic google search on her, because apparently their funding is woefully insufficient and they're all trying to use computers with broken "R" keys, and nothing turned up for "Ambelynn Eid"... Actually, nevermind: even when you type that, she STILL pops up. Maybe all of the vowel keys are fucked on every computer in the building?... Okay I got it: They were unable to find her through extensive scouring of both public and private records, due to searching for "Amberlynn Reid", instead of "Amber Lynn Reid". Yeah, that's the ticket!
ANYWAY! Time to step away from the computer and solve this case, gumshoe-style! They can't find her father in California, despite his extensive criminal record and the guarantee that he was either at the local homeless encampment or in the pokey. They couldn't find her mother's family in Oklahoma city either, despite Kristine being "known to police" (to put it politely). They couldn't find any trace of Amberlynn in Arizona, despite her going to school there as well as collecting welfare (or food stamps, WHATEVER) In fact, they only found the OTHER "Amberlynn Reid" with the different birthday and the warrant that Ambo learned about all those years ago when she needed to get a ride home from the cop due to wearing the wrong shoes. They couldn't find any trace of her in Florida, where she was employed and rented property. And they couldn't find any trace of her in Kentucky, where she was employed in a GOVERNMENT JOB (I know it was data entry for a private contractor - don't ruin the story), paid taxes, rented property, and was still living there....
So then they apparently punted this over to the SEATTLE WASHINGTON Division of the FBI...
Thank you for your service, Mr "Seattle Division" (aka "Frank"), member of the Paget Sound Joint Terrorism Task Force! (OMG Amber could you at least TRY once in a while?!) I hope you remembered to email Elon Musk this week so he can recognize your hard work and dedication to justice!
Photo courtesy of @ExtraHecticana of YouTube (read: stolen without permission). If you're looking for a new reaction channel, he's funny without all of the OTT fake outrage. You might want to give him a watch and see what you think.
So, FBI Frank takes over the case, and manages to find a trace of Amber in VIRGINIA. You know, the state where her existence was almost ENTIRELY off the grid (except for maybe renewing a state ID at some point) and she just stunk up the house of some sped and her parents while annoying the shit outta 27 subscribers on YouTube? Apparently, FBI Frank is a professional retard (worthy of The Farms), and traced her location by tracking earring deliveries entering the country in 2014 from Shop MissA. He knows that he can't just contact Krystle, or even her parents James and Wanda, lest he frightens our timid and dainty gorl. So instead, he seeks out THE SISTER who had almost no contact with Amber - except to endure her shrill voice and aggravating antics at a couple of family events.
FBI Frank gets on a plane and flies across the entire country to knock on the door of essentially a complete stranger who has no idea what Amber's been up to since she felt the ground shake from her presence 7 years prior. After trying to tell FBI Frank about the Kiwi Farms (which neither he nor the rest of the alphabet agencies knew ANYTHING about), and explaining Reddit and GOOGLE to him to no avail, she politely accepts his business card and agrees to contact Amberlynn for him. After leaving to catch his flight back to Washington, Krystle's sister contacts Amber at her current phone number (that the sister seems to magically have despite 7 years of no contact) to pass on the message.
Having completely exhausted both his leads and his Aeroplan Points, FBI Frank has no choice but to play the waiting game. 5 coffees and 443 games of Minesweeper later, FBI Frank leaves his desk to use the bathroom, where he misses the call from Amberlynn. Fortunately, his secretary Madeline (that's a Dixon Hill reference), is as passionate about her job as FBI Frank is about his, so she gives Amber his private number. You would think that was a breach of protocol, but what you don't understand is that FBI Frank has spent many a lunch break with Madeline, telling her stories of Amber's majesty while they both fawned over her subscriber count and remarked about how amazing she must smell.
FBI Frank, so concerned for Amber's welfare (and mesmerized by her beauty and grace), takes the call while still on the crapper and immediately blurts out over the phone that she's not in trouble, doxes the asshole who made the mean tweets, and gushes over Amber's celebrity status. He tells her that if she has any more concerns, she can contact him day or night, and he'll personally "disappear" any other haydur who DARES to utter a death threat or call Amber fat again. FBI Frank then makes a pass at Amber, and has his heart crushed when she informs him that as a lesbian she is "strictly clitty", and despite his confidence in his ability to change that for her, she has long left her days of movie theatre double handies in the past.
So, that's where the story ends. Amber has a glowy in her back pocket in case any of you haydurz get a bit too uppity... and FBI Frank is currently uncovering Dalton's dox to have a little ... talk with him.
I think the funniest lie she told in the new video was when she said that when she used to tell people about her YouTube channel "8 years ago", they were all so impressed. Bitch, 8 years ago you had like, 3000 subs and were lucky to make $100/month. At that time there were literal CHILDREN making better content (and money) than you. Remember when you tried to impress Nick at that burger joint (one of the Libby videos), and he absolutely DGAF? No one CARES!
EDITED TO ADD:
@Janai Yep! Krystle had an older sister who seemed to want nothing to do with Amber, but was caught in a few vlogs (sorry, I don't remember her name). There are 3 times I can remember where she popped up or was mentioned in the videos. One was a birthday party being thrown for her in Krystle's house, and Amber recorded them singing Happy Birthday to her. The second was Amber showing the bookshelf with wrapped presents on it that they were going to give her. The third was when Krystle and Amber found a kitten, but took it to the vet and found it had FIV and they were concerned about keeping it with Krystle's 3 cats, so Krystle's sister agreed to take the kitten in. It was the vlog where Amber kept yelling "The Ki-en has AIDS!!" and they bought a bunch of shit at Petsmart and drove it over to the sister's place.
Casey also has an older sister, too, but it wasn't her. If it was, Casey would have mentioned it by now since returning to the Amberverse and doing the reaction channel tour in order to take their pound of flesh.
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Thanks. Hm, all our gorl's been doing is dig up old classics to relive in hopes it will keep her relevant. This is content autophagia.
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Video starts, Amberlynn has donned the moon shirt (lol). Warns me that this will be another Reactlynn. This one covering her idiotic FBI Frank story.
She remarks that the painting in the video has nipples out, and she admits that she didn't drink a drop of water in weeks. Claims she never finished a portion of Singaporean noodles. Says that it was so much easier when she was filming mookbongs, but admits they're not fun to watch or react to. ParagonOfVirtuelynn tries to act all smart and shit about how people feel emboldened by online anonymity as though she doesn't excuse every single thing she does with he Beepeedee or whatever. And like the idea of people having to submit their ID for social media.
Bruh. Laments the fact she doesn't have screenshots, but insists that the FBI actually tried to contact her. (Also sorry for gay armchair psychofagging, but the way she tells this story in the old video reeks of shit. Just wandering eyes, no genuine emotion, as she seemingly comes up with this story on the fly. And the lies she spins are just about what you'd expect from someone who writes fanfiction like she did.) Proceeds to say that all this shit did in fact happen and shows a screenshot of how that one chick sent her messages and a completely blacked out card. Says she was sooo scared. This-
Says people don't believe her because the FBI didn't know where she lived, and offers know retort, saying simply "yeah I don't know either."
Claims she is normally a pretty patient person, a claim disproven by her being fat and the numerous times she had her current caretaker get food for her cuz baby is hungry now now now. Makes the outrageous statement that the FBI guy indeed called her from his personal phone (y'see that's the thing about retards like this, she literally lies like a child, she thinks adding ridiculous shit like this will make it more grand, when in reality anyone whose BMI is lower than their IQ could see through it. Honestly, this entire recap is pointless innit? She's just gonna insist on her ridiculous lie.). BUH- INSISTS ON THE LIE THAT THE FBI GUY COMPLIMENTED HER ON HER FOLLOWING, WHAT THE FU- huh?!?! Says her tax accountant also complimented her on her following. (Nahhh, Amber found some leftover crack in momma's sofa cushions or smth this shit cannot be real.)
Says she hasn't contacted him since then (because he doesn't exist). Says she was going to a friend's house that day, and shows a screenshot of her texting her friend. Says watching the video makes her wanna do a mukbang. Shares her opinion on the texture of shrimp (she doesn't like it). Shows her audio messages (nothing that couldn't be faked). Insists once more that the FBI Frank story is real, though says it could've been a troll, but it seemed real to her.
Her takeaway from this video is "I wanna film a mookbong."
Here's a funny Amber face I paused on as I made the recap lolThe End.
Video starts, Amberlynn has donned the moon shirt (lol). Warns me that this will be another Reactlynn. This one covering her idiotic FBI Frank story.
She remarks that the painting in the video has nipples out, and she admits that she didn't drink a drop of water in weeks. Claims she never finished a portion of Singaporean noodles. Says that it was so much easier when she was filming mookbongs, but admits they're not fun to watch or react to. ParagonOfVirtuelynn tries to act all smart and shit about how people feel emboldened by online anonymity as though she doesn't excuse every single thing she does with he Beepeedee or whatever. And like the idea of people having to submit their ID for social media.
Bruh. Laments the fact she doesn't have screenshots, but insists that the FBI actually tried to contact her. (Also sorry for gay armchair psychofagging, but the way she tells this story in the old video reeks of shit. Just wandering eyes, no genuine emotion, as she seemingly comes up with this story on the fly. And the lies she spins are just about what you'd expect from someone who writes fanfiction like she did.) Proceeds to say that all this shit did in fact happen and shows a screenshot of how that one chick sent her messages and a completely blacked out card. Says she was sooo scared. This-
Says people don't believe her because the FBI didn't know where she lived, and offers know retort, saying simply "yeah I don't know either."Claims she is normally a pretty patient person, a claim disproven by her being fat and the numerous times she had her current caretaker get food for her cuz baby is hungry now now now. Makes the outrageous statement that the FBI guy indeed called her from his personal phone (y'see that's the thing about retards like this, she literally lies like a child, she thinks adding ridiculous shit like this will make it more grand, when in reality anyone whose BMI is lower than their IQ could see through it. Honestly, this entire recap is pointless innit? She's just gonna insist on her ridiculous lie.). BUH- INSISTS ON THE LIE THAT THE FBI GUY COMPLIMENTED HER ON HER FOLLOWING, WHAT THE FU- huh?!?! Says her tax accountant also complimented her on her following. (Nahhh, Amber found some leftover crack in momma's sofa cushions or smth this shit cannot be real.)
Says she hasn't contacted him since then (because he doesn't exist). Says she was going to a friend's house that day, and shows a screenshot of her texting her friend. Says watching the video makes her wanna do a mukbang. Shares her opinion on the texture of shrimp (she doesn't like it). Shows her audio messages (nothing that couldn't be faked). Insists once more that the FBI Frank story is real, though says it could've been a troll, but it seemed real to her.
Her takeaway from this video is "I wanna film a mookbong."
Here's a funny Amber face I paused on as I made the recap lol
Can't decide which one is funnier.
ETA: Damn @Boolean Bitch nice work.
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Janai
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Honestly still pretty confused by this, because I genuinely thought Krystle was an only child. I know Krystle pretty much dropped from the face of the planet. But is there any proof she had siblings, or didnt have siblings?