Another new beginning
Hello hello from our gorl. Says this is gonna be the first weekly vlog. Says Monday will be a compilation of her vlogging things from the entire week.
Uploading 4 times a week? I'll give our gorl 3 weeks before she needs a break because of the haydurzz and she needs to take a step back and heal. smth smth accountability.
This video is being filmed on St. Patrick's Day. Claims that she like filming different content (?), and thinks a stricter schedule will der her be more consistent (???).
New shot fatty is on the couch and wants us to have a little chit chat. Aaaand we immediately hear her talk about her mentulz again
. Lord preserve me. I'm going through a lot it's chemical it's situational shut your bitch ass up. Thanks her asslickers for all the support. "I don't know how much more I can take." Ah, already setting up for failure? Says she will talk about BeePeeDee and says some people are really grateful for her talking about it. Looks forward to her bad audience leaving eventually. Talking about haydurs and reaction channels again.
New shot. Fatty is telling us about the wildfires in Oklahoma.
Next day, fatty just finished her livestream. (This was the one where she drank). Shows us which shampoo and conditioner she uses. She lumbers through her home as she tells us what snacks she's had and what clothes she needs to put away.
Next shot, our gorlie got herself some McDonalds.
"I had a 20 piece McNugget, an oreo flurry, and a diet coke. That's all I got."
Spoken like a true and honest fatty.
Ahh, diet coke, every fat fuck's loyal companion. "Alcohol does not feel good in my body anymore." AlcoholismSurvivorLynn anyone?
Next shot, fatty is assembling a pots and pans set. Nearly fucking smashes the shit as she shows it off.
Next day, fatty starts by showing off her outfit (to no one's surprise, it looks like shit. Also can she just stop it with the braids? She looks like an actual bona fide retard.) Claims she's never worn anything like it but honestly everything looks the same when stretched taut over her ugly body. Brief intermission because people expressed interest in her eye makeup. Next, we're at the cinema, Hamberlynn is going to see Captain America: Brave New World. Kind of surprised to see Amber- oh she's here with mommalynn and her stepdad. Shoulda known.
After the movie. Tells us that no one liked the movie (it's a modern day Disney production of a Marvel property, it being a piece of shit is a foregone conclusion). Wonders if she can still walk a mile, but won't do it in this weather. Of course, her doubting herself is only due to her having had covid, and not because she's heavier than a silverback Gorilla. Brief shot of her walking Twinkie. Brief shot of her after the crashout stream but nothing notable happens.
The next day. Fatty looks like shit and complains of her ailments. Self love talk. Shows us a clip of her from an unfinished vlog where she wears the shirt that makes her look like a fat lesbo version of Sully from Monsters Inc. It's therapy talk of how this one form of therapy just wasn't for her, but this other form of therapy is something she's been looking forward to and it's definitely gonna work. Scored 9/10 on some online questionnaire about childhood trauma. Back to current day and hamfuck reiterates how much this therapy is definitely gonna help her.
BAHAHAHAHA, oh this next shot is presumably of her after she did her clapback video against Salty Crab or whoever that guntlicker is. Says you should never regret sticking up for yourself. Next shot is of her before she's going to bed, and she says that she doesn't like doing reaction videos. Explains herself looking like an ugly raccon as the lighting.
It is the next day. Our gorlie is so tired cuz she only got a couple hours of sleep (boohoo). So nervous for the first appointment. Next shot is after the appointment and I can already tell this is gonna be annoying. Might go back on medication, therapy plan set up, might need to see a therapy, disassociation mode, it's time for me to do better, is excited for her beepeedee symptoms to lessen. Shows off ugly pants that are too long.
Next day. Gorl thanks her asslickers for all the support she got after the reaction video. Is getting ready to go to the restaurant with her mom and her stepdad. Shows us some pics of the mexican restaurant on her laptop (I'm sure a more motivated farmer can easily find out what restaurant it is). Next shot is bingo. Back home, stepdad won some money and Hambo talks about how lucky she is. Next shot is her...ugh, making instant ramen. Ramen noodle talk that goes on for too long. Puts-
mayo into the pot she's cooking the noodles in, this is after the noodles were strained and most of the water removed.
"Literally look how creamy and tasty that looks."
Amber this looks like something I'd find in a meth addled junkie's kitchen. If anyone served me this I'd hop they have enough money put away for a funeral because this is unacceptable.
The next day. Amber is putting stuff away in her closet. Was meant to go babysitting today (hard up for cash are we, Amber? Why don't you do us all a favor and show layurghhs?). Shows us a new dress and maybe it's just me but all these torrid tarps are starting to look the same to me. Short sequence of her grocery shopping and giving opinions that I don't give a shit about.
Back home, we're getting an update on her LEGO builds. Oh god, no, more talking. Calls herself a spiritual gorlie, while being agnostic, and thinks she's connected to the universe. "I have matured spiritually a lot." Shows us her favorite tarot deck, that being the neoteric feminine tarot. Presents her collection of oracle cards, and I gotta be honest, as someone who is only tertiarily interested in spirituality, what the fuck is an oracle card? Apparently it's like tarot except more freeform. Not gonna look into this more than I have to. Wants to draw a few cards to see how the next week is gonna go. Shows us how she needs to shuffle the oracle cards because her hands are too tiny. The next shot is her shuffling a deck of regular playing cards and alright fatty, I'll give you that one, that's some decent shuffling skill. But I coulda done without the obviously fake story on how you taught yourself to write at the children's shelter. Her insights from the reading are as follows:
Try not to procrastinate too muc next week.
Glow up regarding her BPD therapy
Don't seek anyone's approval
And that is it for this vlog. Kissy outro.
