Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Twonks looks like she hasn’t been walked in months…and here I was thinking mamalynn would take her out since she knows this animal abusing cunt won’t. Let’s play a game, how many dirty piss pads does Amber have in her apartment at any given time? Bonus points for guessing how many times twonks has went on the carpet because all of the pee pads were already dirty
 
I am pretty sure Amber can't bend down AT ALL. So no picking up poo for her. No walking Twinks. No cleaning cat litter. She just overfeeds and throws shit away, literally.
She has literally claimed over and over she'll just throw out her pets litter boxes and buy new ones... She's so close to becoming a full-fledged horrorcow it isn't even funny.
 
Remember the video she made "proving" she could touch her toes in gaycare? There's no way she's picking up after Twinkie without a tool.
And even then the only reason she could was :
A. She's short
B. The massive top heavy weight let gravity do its thing
C. Becuase of her tree trunk laygs, she can't even keep them together, which is the whole point of touching your toes.
 
Why is she suddenly editing herself either not taking a bite, or taking a bite and barely chewing? I'm so used to seeing her massive shovel tongue, barely chewing, swallowing, and then going 'MMMMMMMMMMM!'. She's known for doing the bare minimum when it comes to editing her videos. IDK, I just it really odd that she's doing this. Is it to quash rumors about her making feedie shit?
 
Right then, here is the PreserveTube link to this one. Cryptid's been made to do the Sunday shift again so sorry if the format is whacky.
Hello hello, we already get a nonpology fir today's video cuz "nothing's gonna be perfect, I'm just a gorl working out her relationship with food".

First meal is a snack platter consisting of six slices of genoa salami, a few triscuits(?), weat thins, two wee brie cheeses, also cherry coke zero.

Next shot she's telling us that she just got back from bingo, and she tells us that she doesn't normally like cold ham very much, but she ordered a chef's salad, which she says had a lot of cheese, she asked for no tomatoes (what's this, MedicineWomanDoctorProteinMagicianLynn said no to the food that contains 40% essential amino acids?) , a hard boiled egg, but she didn't finish it. Also got fries which she supposedly also did not finish. Shows herself binning the food and honestly Amber, you should just not have done that. Take some tin foil with you you indulgent wastrel.

Next meal, ordered from a restaurant called BJ's, got herself a chicken sandwich with onion, lettuce, aioli and avocado. Also got mixed fruit (grapes, pineapple strawberry) and brussel sprouts as a side. Also fie on Amber for eating feederishly. She only ate the toppings from the sandwich, and not the bread and cheese.

Next, she'll have a bulk puff bar instead of a king sized almond joy (she highlights this as a healthy choice). Also says that she didn't have that much protein today, and insists that she needs more protein and collagen.

Food for thought segment time.

Q: Was there a moment where I felt proud of a choice I made today?
A: The choice of not finishing her fries at bingo.

Q: How did my emotions show up in my eating today?
A: She didn't feel anything towards her food today.

Q: What am I learning about myself through this process?
A: I worry too much about what other people think and say about my eating and I need to stop. "Those people don't give a care about me".

She blabs on for a bit longer and says she feels good and is happy with the choices she's made today, and kissy outro bye.
Y'know, it wouldn't surprise me if she threw away that food on purpose, we've already passed the "no more calorie counting" part of the cycle, and all her recent meals were pretty shit. So it wouldn't surprise me if she treid generating some backlash so she blame her ensuing giving up on the hayders and "no matter what I do I get hate" cuz when she says she didn't finish we don't believe her and if she tosses the food we hate her...of course forgetting, or not mentioning how she has shown us eating leftovers in the past.

ETA: Also completely forgot to mention but fucking hell, Twinkie is looking rough these days.
 
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Twonks looks like she hasn’t been walked in months…and here I was thinking mamalynn would take her out since she knows this animal abusing cunt won’t. Let’s play a game, how many dirty piss pads does Amber have in her apartment at any given time? Bonus points for guessing how many times twonks has went on the carpet because all of the pee pads were already dirty

She has literally claimed over and over she'll just throw out her pets litter boxes and buy new ones... She's so close to becoming a full-fledged horrorcow it isn't even funny.

There was a time between Destiny leaving and moving in with Becky where Amber turned Destiny’s old room into Twinkie’s bathroom. Didn’t even bother with puppy pads, to my recollection. Just let her go on the carpet. And as Sarah noted, she was buying new litter trays every month because it was easier than giving them a deep clean every once in a while…

Between this, WipeGate, the cellulitis, etc, she’s on the verge of needing a full time caregiver. She’s barely able to care for herself as it is.
 
There was a time between Destiny leaving and moving in with Becky where Amber turned Destiny’s old room into Twinkie’s bathroom. Didn’t even bother with puppy pads, to my recollection. Just let her go on the carpet. And as Sarah noted, she was buying new litter trays every month because it was easier than giving them a deep clean every once in a while…

Between this, WipeGate, the cellulitis, etc, she’s on the verge of needing a full time caregiver. She’s barely able to care for herself as it is.

That’s why she needs to drop the lesbian facade and get her a Gene. Some loser male who will defend her honor while getting her food.

Sadly for us Amber is a loser in the sense that she has no goals in life. No sense of adventure.

She has never been able to move freely, mainly due to her weight and I think that has destroyed whatever imagination she may have.

Foodie has a yearn to travel, for attention,, drugs — all shit that Amber does not seem to care about.

She is content with just sitting and being fat.

And that’s what we are gonna get, fat nontent.

We are gonna have to wait to either a medical or financial crisis to really spice up anything here. TIL then, Amber will just existence in fat space, doing fat things while being fat.

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MedicineWomanDoctorProteinMagicianLynn
This belongs in a museum.

In the 90's, everyone was calculating % of calories from fat in foods. Then dumb heffas would swear off foods above X%. A Devil's advocate might ask: If you added a pound of sugar to that, the fat % would go waaay down? Salads are 90% calories from fat, you gonna stop eating them?

Today, we have the protein obsessors. Same shit, different package.
 
Why is she suddenly editing herself either not taking a bite, or taking a bite and barely chewing?
She started doing that when Jade Francis showed up. Supposedly it was because Amber was going to stop eating on camera because it wasn't healthy or some such nonsense but now I think she does it to tease the feeders.
In the 90's, everyone was calculating % of calories from fat in foods. Then dumb heffas would swear off foods above X%. A Devil's advocate might ask: If you added a pound of sugar to that, the fat % would go waaay down? Salads are 90% calories from fat, you gonna stop eating them?

Today, we have the protein obsessors. Same shit, different package.
"Salads are 90% calories from fat" Not sure what kind of salads you've been making, but a raw veggie salad is almost zero fat UNTIL you pile on meat, cheese and dressing.

The reducing fat thing can work IF you understand why it's done. Fat contains more calories per gram than other foods, so if you are a "volume eater" it's best to avoid fat so you get more food for the same calorie amount. Still gotta count the calories though.

Protein can be an important part of a reducing diet, since not getting enough can cause a person to start dreaming of big greasy burgers. Figure out how much protein is suggested for your size, try to get it from healthy sources like beans, skim milk, chicken breast etc and it can minimize cravings.

Amber will always do the wrong thing, and do it SO wrongly that it boggles the mind. If she could do this shit in an entertaining way it'd be a nice change.
 
Protein can be an important part of a reducing diet, since not getting enough can cause a person to start dreaming of big greasy burgers. Figure out how much protein is suggested for your size, try to get it from healthy sources like beans, skim milk, chicken breast etc and it can minimize cravings.

Amber will always do the wrong thing, and do it SO wrongly that it boggles the mind. If she could do this shit in an entertaining way it'd be a nice change.
I find it amusing that Amber always tells us that she knows how to lose weight and will now show us now how she eat less calories and eat "healthy". She has done this since her beginning of YT and still manage to maintain a weight of at least 500 pounds and being 5'2", has a BMI greater than 90.

It has been her shtick forever. Amber. and Chantal are hoping to find an easy way to lose weight without stopping to eat rubbish. Let's not forget the time that a nutritionist contacted Amber to help her lose weight but Amber wanted her to tell her that fast food was fine to lose weight. The nutritionist ended up by stopping contacting her.

It is all performative. Amber has nothing to do all day but eat.
 
I find it amusing that Amber always tells us that she knows how to lose weight and will now show us now how she eat less calories and eat "healthy". She has done this since her beginning of YT and still manage to maintain a weight of at least 500 pounds and being 5'2", has a BMI greater than 90.

It has been her shtick forever. Amber. and Chantal are hoping to find an easy way to lose weight without stopping to eat rubbish. Let's not forget the time that a nutritionist contacted Amber to help her lose weight but Amber wanted her to tell her that fast food was fine to lose weight. The nutritionist ended up by stopping contacting her.

It is all performative. Amber has nothing to do all day but eat.

Ahh the memories. I dunno how the messages were release (probably Amber) but the relentless pestering and questioning when the nutritionist was quite clear and direct with her suggestions was prime Ambo imho.

The constant “what about this” and “I’ve heard that” combined with the false reassurance that nothing will lead to a relapse just to to turn around and blame the nutritionist for not being there for her shows the true Amber.

God I’d wish we get more communications like that. I wonder what she texts her mother when she is having a panic attack. Just a sudden flood of text messages (a healthy share of guilt tripping no doubt) at god knows what time must be one hell of ordeal to deal with when ur trying to get your own life together.

I wonder, once this whole OKC arc is over (either by moving away or death), if Methmomma will look back and reflect upon this time. Do you think she will have positive memories of reuniting with her daughter? So far it seems ok but Amber is getting less self-reliable by the day and it seems like someone is gonna have to step up to the plate and help the fat bitch.
 
I'm not a doctor nor I play on on TV but I don't think her legs are going to be the direct problem for her eventually becoming immobile. A lot of the people from My 600 Pound Life where their legs are the issue is usually because of lypmh issues having them retain water in ther legs to where they become so swollen that moving them is problematic. From the few times that Amber has shown her body, she does had giant legs but she gains a lot of her weight in her torso and her shelf ass. And unlike the TV people whose legs are usually so gross with growths and sores and lesions, she still wears pants. So I do absolutely believe that she's gonna be bed bound but I think the cause will be that she physically won't be able to carry her weight before her legs getting too swollen to move them.
I think her immobility will predominantly be due to her legs and related joints. Lymphedema and lipedema both cause mild to severe pain that is either constant or occurs when pressure is applied, such as supporting and balancing a 550lb mass. The feet and knees suffer the most from disproportionately distributed upper weight, supporting more weight than the connective muscles can handle, and worst of all, her swooping gait. If her weight isn't already compressing her knee, hip and ankle joints, it soon will, because as a post-menopausal girlypop, arthritis and osteoarthritis just around the corner. And if she continues with the GLP-1 she may develop osteoporosis as well. At some point, the pain in her knees, ankles, and swole lymphedema will become more frequent and unbearable with walking, but less so if she stays in bed — and guess who loves to waddle the route of least resistance. If she gets this bingo combo, she will have plenty of reasons to stay in bed, fear of falling and shattering her skeleton being the one I'm betting she'll lean on most.

she gains a lot of her weight in her torso and her shelf ass

I reckon that's static fat and has been there a long time. She is mostly gaining now in her face/neck, her upper arms, her liver boobs, and her legs. Not to mention, we do not know the extent of her leg/ankle lymphedema growth over the past few years because of how baggy those pants are, but it's reasonable to assume they have grown considerably, as she has either maintained or worsened the same lifestyle habits that caused the issue in the first place.

I wonder, once this whole OKC arc is over (either by moving away or death), if Methmomma will look back and reflect upon this time. Do you think she will have positive memories of reuniting with her daughter? So far it seems ok but Amber is getting less self-reliable by the day and it seems like someone is gonna have to step up to the plate and help the fat bitch.
Mamalynn is not coming to the rescue. The chances that she found a fiance in OK who is in the same generation as her, who is not narcissistic, financially abusive, or controlling, is near to zero (the fact that he even accepted amber's Bingo money does not bode well). Mamalynn spent most of her adult life either in jail or getting high rather than learning how to pick a healthy, emotionally available and mature partner from a toxic one. In short, mom's fiance will block the caretaker storyline to protect his peace and because he doesn't actually give a shit about Amber. In fact, I'm sure he thinks things were much simpler before she moved to OK and will be glad to be rid of her, whether by car or casket.
 
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Yea I honestly think her true downhill spiral will begin with her mom just not helping her as much. She's going to become fully alone most days and be forced to become housebound. Gradually getting worse with each day. Probably the fiance being a catalyst making momma choose between big Al and him. Can't say I'm going to blame her choice.
 
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