Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her life is liddurally dangleeen.

Edit: I don't understand how she can be as big as she is, for as long as she has been, and NOT have a high A1C or full-blown diabetes. I was a little over 200 for a short time and was prediabetic. I lost weight and feel much better. She truly is a cockroach, even more than Chantal.
 
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KittiestKitty said:
Her life is liddurally dangleeen.

Edit: I don't understand how she can be as big as she is, for as long as she has been, and NOT have a high A1C or full-blown diabetes. I was a little over 200 for a short time and was prediabetic. I lost weight and feel much better. She truly is a cockroach, even more than Chantal.
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Because she is lying. It’s obvious that she diabetic. We can SEE it.
 
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KittiestKitty said:
Edit: I don't understand how she can be as big as she is, for as long as she has been, and NOT have a high A1C or full-blown diabetes.
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Sometimes the boat to beetus is very, very slow. She'll get there eventually.

So she's now on an SSRI she'll take occasionally, a thyroid drug she'll take for three days, and her precious GLP1 she'll stop taking in six weeks.

Random freeze face for your viewing pleasure.
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pistolwhipped said:
“I’m not doing it for vanity reasons, I’m not doing it for shallow reasons, I’m not doing it for my looks. I’m doing it for my health.”

Girl you are not doing it
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This is surprisingly close to a Drachenlord quote, it is nonsense in almost thr same way:

Do you motorbike to appear cool?

"I do not motorbike to appear cool, but because I enjoy it.

That being said, I do not motorbike"

Well other than Amberlynn he also said that last part
 
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For lidurally the hundredth time: hypothyroidism is responsible for perhaps a twenty pound difference between a a normie and someone with an underactive thyroid. It does not make you gain an extra four hundred pounds.

For a non deathfat person with hypothyroidism, this weight gain can be negated by cutting around two hundred calories from your daily intake. That's 2-3 bites less than you would normally eat at three meals per day. That's all it takes.

But God forbid Amber cut two hundred calories from her 3500 calories per day "goal".
 
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Calories said:
Why is she testing for HIV and Hep C? Is she using dirty needles?
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No, but her skin is splitting like an overstuffed sausage on the grill, so it makes sense they would test for bloodborne illnesses because she's covered in cracks, filthy, and has alllll the sex you guys.
 
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Calories said:
Why is she testing for HIV and Hep C? Is she using dirty needles?
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Amber spends 80% of her time with a toothless tweaker. Either she doesn’t know that these diseases are only transmitted through bodily fluids, or our paranoid and health conscious queen is just being overly cautious.

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She can afford Zepbound.
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Yeah and she could definitely afford it if she cut out the $1000/week she spends on uber eats. How many fucking times are we gonna do this GLP-1 thing? A couple more years of this and her number of GLP-1 attempts might actually begin to rival her WW attempts. It’s serious this time though guys. YOU don’t understand, she needs this to save her life.
 
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Oh so we finally dropped the act on diabetes? I absolutely have to see this when I get back home tomorrow.

She absolutely staunchly denied it before because diabetes is certifiably NOT dainty via its association with fat fugliness, but I suppose something had to give for the current step of the cycle in which she renounces any notion of giving a shit.

ETA: Also did not expect HIV to suddenly enter the picture. Would be some divine comedy shit if this sexless creature somehow caught AIDS.

ETA2: Turns out I'm too sleep deprived to read posts, sadly no diabetes.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
"I have the very theeng that makes you gain weight" yeh being a lazy bag of cooking oil who spends most of her waking hours sitting on her shelf eating thousands of calories of fassfeuuuuuwd on the daily will do that to a gorl.
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She says the same thing about her supposed lympadema and lipodema. Now she has three things to use as an excuse.
 
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