Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[irishlass]

She's got to be knocking at 600 again, with that moonface.

Agree, her face is her biggest tell, whenever she starts sporting the double/triple chins, she's at least 550+.

 

[foundmortality]

I am honestly surprised that Amberlynn hasn't had a full blown weed arc. She's not below haggling with a doctor to get a medical marijuana card if it means legal weed in O.K. But we also know she isn't below shitty gas station carts if she can get her grubby hands on one. She could binge and blame it on the munchies then rant and rave about the medical benefits to keep getting blitzed. She'd be able to justify going full on suicide bomber and eat 'till she pops. (As if she hasn't already been doing that.)

I come on here and give her so many ideas to on how to keep being a fatass. SMH.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

There was this M600LL star named Lupe (S4, Ep13) who was so huge she didn't have a double or triple chin. She had a full blown orangutan-like face plate.

I wonder if that's where Amber's headed

 

[Unreachable Twat]

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I am honestly surprised that Amberlynn hasn't had a full blown weed arc. She's not below haggling with a doctor to get a medical marijuana card if it means legal weed in O.K. But we also know she isn't below shitty gas station carts if she can get her grubby hands on one. She could binge and blame it on the munchies then rant and rave about the medical benefits to keep getting blitzed. She'd be able to justify going full on suicide bomber and eat 'till she pops. (As if she hasn't already been doing that.)

I come on here and give her so many ideas to on how to keep being a fatass. SMH.

She's been vaping fake weed for like 5 years now.

 

[UsedUp]

 

[Tiresome]

This is how everyone just looks at the greasebeast by default now.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

You know, with her being so vain and fixated on her “pretty face,” I’m surprised she hasn’t done something about the wart next to her nose. I guess she filters herself so much that she forgets that it’s there.

 

[-Jack-]

Amberlynn: 'I get recognised a lot, and a lot of people just don't believe it'

Mammalyn: 'Why don't they believe you?'

Amberlynn: 'I don't knowww-uhhh'

I don't know mammalynn, maybe because she's a compulsive liar who lies about the pettiest shit?

Her shaking that salah was ironically the most exercise she's done all month, probably took her out, hence the cut.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

Preservetube link:

health updates/results, going back to the hospital, & keemstars mad at me | weekly vlog ep. 9​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=DMytER1Fr_0

Local Video Backup:

Spoiler: Local Backup

 

[Jerbear89]

amber is fat and i dont want to have sex with her

 

[Unreachable Twat]

You know, with her being so vain and fixated on her “pretty face,” I’m surprised she hasn’t done something about the wart next to her nose. I guess she filters herself so much that she forgets that it’s there.

I thought that was a nose-ring for real. Wow.

Her narcissism blinds her so much that she normalizes having a wart on her face, a scratch that never heals, AND five hundred pounds of scaly alligator "muh lymphedema" skin, to the point of convincing herself that none of it is her fault.

No wonder her mother is a native wearing a Jesus shirt.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

This is how everyone just looks at the greasebeast by default now.

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That’s the look one junkie gives another junkie when the former thinks the latter is going to hard.

 

[Eskimoto]

Of course the people in the ER recognize her from YouTube and not because she’s there several times a week. She’s probably calling the main number constantly and annoying the fuck out of the nurses who tell her the same thing every time. They’d never tell a 600 pound person not to come in. A hang nail could kill her at this size.

Love how mamalynn doesn’t miss a chance to call out our gorl. Amber goes on about being at the ER for TEN WHOLE HOURS but methmama said they were there from 4pm to Midnight (when they checked the time after eating at Denny’s). That’s 6-7 hours they spent there which is super fast for most ERs. Why lie about something so minor?

That salad is a family sized tray. JFC.

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

Her getting excited about Keemstar "wanting her" The hospital/Denny's saga. All the mother content. Scentbird not sponsored comment. Tarotlynn. WOW.

I reckon she is going to pimp her mother out to youtube for more money.

 

[lottalove]

All this running around between the medical facilities and getting on everybody's nerves every conceivable test under the sun happens, because her PCP appointment is a month away, although Amberlynn decided she wants that GLP1 now.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

All this running around between the medical facilities and getting on everybody's nerves every conceivable test under the sun happens, because her PCP appointment is a month away, although Amberlynn decided she wants that GLP1 now.

No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either. The ER will not give you advice over the phone. She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying. Then she has the nerve to get pissed because they don't do what she wants them to. I don't understand why it bothers her so much, she refuses to do anything doctors tell her to do. If they gave her one pill for her supposedly elevated d-dimer and said it would fix the problem, she still wouldn't take it.

 

[-Jack-]

No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either. The ER will not give you advice over the phone. She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying. Then she has the nerve to get pissed because they don't do what she wants them to. I don't understand why it bothers her so much, she refuses to do anything doctors tell her to do. If they gave her one pill for her supposedly elevated d-dimer and said it would fix the problem, she still wouldn't take it.

Further proof (we didn't need it already) that these fat cunts don't give a shit about their health. If she cared or was concerned that much, she'd of already had a family/primary care doctor years ago. Amber and Chantal take advtange of the ER when it suits them, and never follow up with any other appointments or health concerns and fall straight back into their addiction.

 

[Smiling with air]

If she’s SO scared of medicine why does she still go back continuously to the ER?

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber admitted a few years back that she loves the ER because you get immediate test results unlike a pcp sometimes you have to wait a day or 2.

Also whenever Amber goes to the ER, she ALWAYS goes 2 days in a row because the first day wasn’t satisfactory enough for her. And we get these disclaimer stories of why she has to go back that most likely aren’t true.

I think Amber asked her mom to lie with her about subscribers in Dennys. The more I see of Kristine the more she seems super naive but also a liar like her daughter.I like how she approached them like a famous hero as they watched her Tik tok like “yeah that’s me”

 

[General Woundwort]

If she’s SO scared of medicine why does she still go back continuously to the ER?

Cause in the ER the doctors and nurses apply medicines via IV, or watch you take them while offering you water or w/e, and she gets to be fussed over like a child because they think she's going to drop dead.
Plus they'll be asking her all the health related questions and she won't miss a chance to talk about her health issues and try to turn it into a trauma dumping session. "I'm having chest pain, it's 10/10 on the pain scale, btw did you know I got molested?"
If she acts like a grown up and takes her own medicines, she gets treated like a grown up and isn't praised for the most basic shit.