Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The tl;dw's gonna come eventually, but something popped up on my feed today.

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Dainty gorl

No credit to the farms?
Tut tut.
ETA: Link to the post
(Unless KittiestKitty got it from somewhere else too idk I don't keep track of all things Amber.)

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

This woman is an insufferable loser who falls deeper into loserdom, but for completion here's a recent community post about her new crush, Keemstar.

Spoiler: text

Just to make something very clear. I have never talked to Keemstar about my love life. Keemstar is the ultimate troll. It’s his full time job. If you believe everything he says, you are proving that common sense really isn't that common

This has to do with Keemstar mentioning ALR might be in a relationship. I don't really understand why people care if she's with someone or not. Do you really want to vomit more?

Accurate and relevant comments, and one optimistic one. There's no chance for a mass unsub because everyone is already unsubbed and the rest are dead accounts.

 

[Point and Laugh]

No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either.

From what I recall of the original visit, they told her they didn’t find anything wrong with her (other than having a BMI of 165%). She even said they told her they checked for a clot or whatever and didn’t find anything. She had absolutely no reason to be there in the first place other than her dying from lack of attention.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying.

Yes she does. PCPs are for poor people with time on their hands. Amberlynn is FAMOUS and IMPORTANT and very, very busy. She blocked out some time in her planner and needs to be seen now now now!

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I am honestly surprised that Amberlynn hasn't had a full blown weed arc.

I think she probably would have had one at one point if it was less effort to get. I live in California and it's legal but you still have to... ya know. Get up. Go to a place. Stand in a line. She can get that sketchy gas station with absolutely no effort. Whoever is getting the gas is gonna have to get out of the car ANYWAY and she's gonna ask for a snack ANYWAY and it's right by the register ANYWAY. Another point: Amber has zero rhyme or reason to why she buys things and although buying weed isn't super complicated from a dispensary knowing Amber she'd choose something based on whatever confection she likes the best and end up having a terrible time.

Edit: spelling

 

[KittiestKitty]

The tl;dw's gonna come eventually, but something popped up on my feed today.

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No credit to the farms?
Tut tut.
ETA: Link to the post
(Unless KittiestKitty got it from somewhere else too idk I don't keep track of all things Amber.)

I took it from that bitch because people steal content from the Farms all the time without giving credit. It's an image of the beast, nothing useful or groundbreaking like many YouTubers steal from here or one another. Just another day on the internet....

 

[Insulin reid]

You know, with her being so vain and fixated on her “pretty face,” I’m surprised she hasn’t done something about the wart next to her nose. I guess she filters herself so much that she forgets that it’s there.

Oh she absolutely filters herself to the point that she actually thinks she looks like that.

I am honestly surprised that Amberlynn hasn't had a full blown weed arc. She's not below haggling with a doctor to get a medical marijuana card if it means legal weed in O.K. But we also know she isn't below shitty gas station carts if she can get her grubby hands on one. She could binge and blame it on the munchies then rant and rave about the medical benefits to keep getting blitzed. She'd be able to justify going full on suicide bomber and eat 'till she pops. (As if she hasn't already been doing that.)

I come on here and give her so many ideas to on how to keep being a fatass. SMH.

Theres no way shes getting "dude weed lmao" into her personality. Weed smokers are dirty and grungy hippies. She will dabble in uncouth things but will never actually commit to anything that isn't her true personality -
Being a super sexy but demure and mindful clean girl who's also a gold star lesbian But super good with a cock if she wanted to swing that way but don't mind the alleged orgy or double hand job movie theater moment. Shes just a girl. A gold star lezbeen girl.

If you remember, amber is a lot of things allegedly but we can never tarnish the one true amber aesthetic - being clean hulthy and better than the majority of us.

Amber admitted a few years back that she loves the ER because you get immediate test results unlike a pcp sometimes you have to wait a day or 2.

Also whenever Amber goes to the ER, she ALWAYS goes 2 days in a row because the first day wasn’t satisfactory enough for her. And we get these disclaimer stories of why she has to go back that most likely aren’t true.

Ambers timeline for herself is wild. Shes still going a fragment of a baby step in her 30s for any little thing but if she wants a glp1 or anything doctor related that shits gotta be done asap.

I think Amber asked her mom to lie with her about subscribers in Dennys. The more I see of Kristine the more she seems super naive but also a liar like her daughter.I like how she approached them like a famous hero as they watched her Tik tok like “yeah that’s me”

I think amber got the "its ok if you lie to protect others" shit early on cause mommalynn wanted ambers goofy ass to shut the fuck up that her parents are meth heads and neglect their kids. Amber's the kind of person to divulge anything as long as it keeps people paying attention to her so I 100% think mom is ok with lying as long as she's protecting amber from the haydurs.

Cause in the ER the doctors and nurses apply medicines via IV, or watch you take them while offering you water or w/e, and she gets to be fussed over like a child because they think she's going to drop dead.
Plus they'll be asking her all the health related questions and she won't miss a chance to talk about her health issues and try to turn it into a trauma dumping session. "I'm having chest pain, it's 10/10 on the pain scale, btw did you know I got molested?"
If she acts like a grown up and takes her own medicines, she gets treated like a grown up and isn't praised for the most basic shit.

Oh yeah one of ambers biggest fears is becoming a person. An adult. A whole human with responsibility and everything. Without the childhood trauma, her health scares and everything she doesnt have anything. No personality, nothing to do. Nothing to look forward to. The day amber is treated like a run of the mill adult is where the real true crashout will begin. She always gave me pixy Teri vibes. Like amber also thinks shes only just begun to shine.
Pixies freak outs are reminding me of an aging amberlynn going to mental illness to mental illness trying to maintain some of that super special feel bad for me shit.

Not meaning to cross post I just think its interesting.

 

[Fee]

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She's been vaping fake weed for like 5 years now.

Not even cool enough for real weed SMH.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I dunno what people here are expecting real weed to do unless you wanna her to vlog extra stoned with a rasta hat on while hamming up the stoner lingo.

Shit it’s just weed. The bitch is still gonna be fat.

I think the fact that we are still here, discussing how Amber can spice up her own channel (for our own benefit) shows what sick commitment we have here.

Almost feels like we care more than her than she does. At this point if she can outlive the closing of this thread than I’d say she won the war.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Amber's channel is just going to be pretending to try losing weight while she obviously never will until she's dead like it was the last time I watched ~5 years ago. The side characters change but it's all really the same "I bet she's really 8675309 pounds!" forever.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I think Amber asked her mom to lie with her about subscribers in Dennys. The more I see of Kristine the more she seems super naive but also a liar like her daughter.I like how she approached them like a famous hero as they watched her Tik tok like “yeah that’s me”

I genuinely struggle to determine which was worse: the absolutely ludicrous/idiotic story they concocted together or Kristine’s acting. I know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and what we know of Kristine is all pretty much a great contextual backdrop for why ALR is the way she is, but damn, Kristine was almost likable as a side character for a minute there. If she’s just going to continue to be ALR’s puppet for validating stupid made up shit, it’s going to get old real fast.

 

[anon101x]

has this been posted yet. It making the rounds. Don’t know if it’s true or not.

 

[Springer]

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has this been posted yet. It making the rounds. Don’t know if it’s true or not.

I think this might be Brother III Austin/James.

• If I recall Brother I is Tony, who has been in and out of Gaol and Rehab, and did the Go Fund Me for his Dog. Also regularly in and out of contact with Amber. They were together in Fostercare at times, but had a seperation of a few Years at one point. I think he was there for the Trip when she was too fat for the plane, and her Fosterfamily had to pony up last Moment for an extra Seat. Pretty sure he has a distinctive Facetattoo now? Also tends towards obese.
• Brother II is Jonathan. He's the subject of the ,strangled in the Windowblinds' Story. No contact with Amber.
• Brother III James occasionally lurks around the edge of Socialmedia via his connection to Amber. They first were in contact when he turned 18" I believe he was born after the older kids were already removed from Methmomma...?

Could anyone fa(c)tcheck me on that?
There'ssome very detailed genealogy work in this Thread, huge props to all the Farmers involved in that. It was mainly to prove the Portuguese Heritage that allegedly causes the same darkening on the Knuckles as the Beetus, but ended up being a very interesting look into the Reids(or ,Ried' as Tony misspelt it on his Facebook).

 

[-Jack-]

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has this been posted yet. It making the rounds. Don’t know if it’s true or not.

Recovering addict?

Very possible, it's a very prominent trait in their family tree.

Now replace Amber's food with heroin or coke, and then we'd get entertaining content. Fuck, she might actually lose weight doing that.

 

[Mekahineyho]

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has this been posted yet. It making the rounds. Don’t know if it’s true or not.

That’s her brother that was adopted and reconnected with the family around 2021 I think? Do they not have the same dad tho? He says “we have the same mom”

I also remember he went and visited Kristine shortly after reconnecting and stayed with her for like 6 months. There seemed to be some kind of falling out because I remember a screenshot from his FB saying he wished he left on better terms or something.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Recovering addict?

Very possible, it's a very prominent trait in their family tree.

Now replace Amber's food with heroin or coke, and then we'd get entertaining content. Fuck, she might actually lose weight doing that.

I'd love to see an Amberlynn cokehead arc. At least it would be entertaining watching her wig out and lose some weight in the process. Her fat ass would probably snort a line then still stuff her face.

 

[Constellationzero]

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has this been posted yet. It making the rounds. Don’t know if it’s true or not.

Why would you ever SHARE THAT AROUND? Even with a "lol?"

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

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[Thumb Butler]

TLDR - it's adiposopathia subitoformis* - she woke up today and was FAT

*a sudden-onset, fat-related pathological condition (fictional medical-sounding diagnosis for deathfats. Original content, please don't steal).

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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