Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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All this talk about men fawning over her reminds me of the Jade era when Jade Francis of New York coursed our gorl into thinking she was bisexual/wanted to fuck a guy/take part in some weird degenerate poly shit Jade was into. I wonder if she has another one of those types in her DMs.

Or.

What Alexis was saying about Amberlynn was true (her new boo thang Danielle sleeps around) and now she's using these fake male attention scenarios to "get back" at her. Kind of like when she told Becky to shit or get off the pot re: getting in a relationship with Al. Look at how many male suitors I have who would do ANYTHING to get with me. Yuck.
 
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Amber often pulls the constant catcall tactic when she wants to prove how popular she is. Her ramping it up m lately is a sign that she desperately wants to appear like she’s not losing popularity.

inquizadoor said:
534 lmao we all knew she'd gianed. That moon face tells all
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I’ve also found that her nose shape changes the most along with her moon face the more she gains. When it starts turning up or you can’t see her piercing, then she’s well into the 500s or higher. She’s reached that, from the looks of it.

It's All So Tiresome said:
Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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534.6 pounds
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It really says something when Amber is doing a full body shot yet I’m more focused on what crap she has cluttering her shelves.

janeir0 said:
Her new goal is to be 499 by the end of this year

Ambitious!
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Why not 497?
 
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tuna and cum sandwich said:
She's well over 500lb and is making it a goal to lose 35lb in SIX MONTHS? Less than 6lb PER MONTH? That would be acceptable if she lived on Mercury maybe. She'd lose more than that if she simply cut down her consumption of mayo pasta. I wish she would just give up the weight loss LARP and become the mukbang channel she really yearns to be.
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Amber is over 400 pounds over her ideal weight, and has a BMI of 97. Anyone in this situation would require serious medical intervention. However, losing 35 pounds in 6 months is not it. She will not even reach this piddly goal. Again, Amber is not interested in losing weight but instead wants a goal of losing weight. Expect to see the recurring series of well-worn diets that we have been subjected in the last 10 years.
 
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Fat Amber here just has “stories” that seem to be ripped directly either from shitty YA novel or more likely from some slop she watches on her computer.
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OMG, I just realized who the target audience is for those vertical dramas that keep getting advertised in my YT feed. I spend so much time watching Gorlworld related content that the algorithm thinks I’m as stupid as she is. Time to take up chess or something.
 
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It's All So Tiresome said:
Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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Pfft. Six, count ‘em, SIX boobs and a row of booblettes down the outside of each leg?

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The Venus of Willendorf could never.
 
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Alright fellas, Cryptid was productive today and got himself a beer, got the fan running, my favorite incense is burning, time to do this.
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Here is the Preservetube Link for this travesty (I cannot take credit for uploading it was already there). Putting this bitch on 2x speed cuz Amber can fuck herself (not phsyically possible) if she thinks I'm giving her 18 minutes of my time.

We open to bad sound mixing from this professional YouTuber (over a decade of experience guize), her intro much louder than her greeting. N-no more let's talk videos?! Best news I had all week. Blabs about people giving her crap for her drama and boring let's talk videos, and adds that she's feeling better bc of Zoloft. Says she might be doing one Lynnterview question per video but we'll see. Next shot, she presents some flowers she supposedly got.

Tells us about the steamed dumplings she ate and her shitty teeth. We see her grotesque, disgusting arms as she prepares her meal, cover up you filthy slug. On another day, she looks really stupid with that braid and she tells us of another malady affecting her (likely nothingburger). Proceeds to tell the story of how the doordasher rizzed her up, aaand yes it does remind me of those outlandish tales of Chantal, just more boring. Talks about shows she's been watching and says she wants to go on 1% Club (please do, I'd love to see you humiliated). Oh, announces a new schedule and says WIAIAD and Weigh ins will be in the same video. Well that declaration of "no more of those videos" didn't last long did it flabby?

Oh there's still gonna be let's talk videos in this schedule, except more buttshelfkissing and purified of criticism. Is talking about some anxiety attack she had but I'm not rewinding to get the deets on "Muh anxiedeee" vol. 30^23. Shows us the ugly shit she got from torrid, almost all of which looks like stuff I could find in the tablecloth section of IKEA.

Oh, we're still doing oracle readings. Lmafo fucking fatty doesn't even try to interpret on video, so I'm not gonna bother writing that shit down.
Comment of the day:
Tybalt.: annnnnnnnndddddddd she's gone! (20 hearts)
A: Well, she's back (much to my dismay)
Kissy outro bye.
Oh would you look at that, nothing fucking happened. For a second I though I was gonna be spared from Let's Talk videos but apparently they'll be back in som form in the future. Oh well. Moving on...
Neko GF said:

stepping on the scale, pasta recipe, & my new goal weight​

(06/25/25)

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From the pictures y'all posted, our flabeast has lost a lot of shape... literally, what the fuck is going on, I've seen some fatties on this site, but something about how Amber's body is becoming more akin to a grease shoggoth day by day unsettles me.

Hm. That throat condition she mentioned in the last video seems to have progressed. Sadly probably still a nothingburger. Once again, my ears are assaulted by her Sonic Adventure: Director's Cut levels of sound balancing skill (read: terrible). Says she doesn't eat breakfast (no shit, that'd require getting up at a reasonable hour) and shows us the Poke Bowl she'll be eating for her first meal. Claims she hasn't had soda in weeks. Claims she didn't eat the entire Poke Bowl, next shot is her making pasta. Now, I can see potential benefits from adding mayo to pasta, like it acting as a binder for herbs or sauces, but, she doesn't do that, it's just pasta with mayo and butter (the sink corner will have to do overtime today). Eats pudding for a snack. Keeps talking about this being her soft food era because her teeth are shit.

Apparently she'll go over her food decisions. She's proud of the fact that she cooked today, and she's not proud of the fact that she ate too much pasta.
Weight related questions:
Q: What is your weight loss goal this year?
A: 499.8? Lol. Lmao, even. She just wants a 4 at the front of the scale u guize.

Q: Why didn't you just use the scale from before?
A: It broke and this scale didn't come in on Amazon anymore.

Q: What are you doing to lose weight right now?
A: Just eat less than on days where she eats with no control.

SHe went ot the doctor and weighed in at 546.0 lbs, lmao fat. We see her weigh in and, fuck, how does she look like someone created in the body visualizer. Disgusting. I suppose good on her for doing full body shots. 534.6 lbs, still really fat, would absolutely not have sex with. Ew, I just noticed she's wearing those yoga pants with the lace. Oh she's talking about non-scale victories now, so basically she's just coping.

Kissy outro bye.
News flash: Amber is still fat.
 
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And this fat bitch still cooked pasta, garlic salt, mayo, tapito, canned chicken and butter for her dainty meal.
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Sadly for her fat ass that IS a “dainty” meal. What she didn’t show was the mountains of candy and ice cream she had before and after said abomination of a meal. That and some random ass takeout slop because you know she can’t restrict herself because that’s triggering.

Everything is triggering; restricting is triggering, diet soda is triggering, sitting with oneself and their thoughts is triggering. Saying NO is triggering. Random yt comments (good or bad) are triggering. Vegetables are triggering. The act of eating is triggering.

Water, triggering. Showering, triggering. Twinkie, triggering.

Fucking BREATHING is triggering.

The only thing that doesn’t seem to trigger her is her bad choices (I joke; that’s triggering TOO!)

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